Dragon Warrior

Sariyah peered over at the two distinct creatures carrying off Irima at a gradual, but successful pace. "Hey, you two little thieves! Give her back! We need her to break the spell on... well, her!" "Back off, elf boy. She's ours!" Louie glared. "Yeah!" Joey put in. "I say, I suggest you two stop these shinadagins and give up the lady." Tyniah waved his hands and the two robgoblins yelped as he began floating in the air. "What's going on, Leo?!" "JOEY!" "Shut up about the names right now! Just... what's happening to me?" "Are we gonna die, Louie?" "I dunno! I'm too young and handsome to die!" "Relax," Tyniah glared at the two miscriants. "I'm just going to send you somewhere else where you two cannot bother us!" He then waved his hands and the two robgoblins flew through the air and over the forest, screaming for their mommy robgoblins as they did. "Well, would ya look at that," Sariyah said astounded by Tyniah's antics. "Pretty boy can do something right." "Hey, we cannot fight right now. Ms. Irima is in trouble. Now come..." Sariyah started to pick up Irima but Tyniah butted in. "Allow me," he said, picking her up and beaming. They started off, Sariyah grumbling under his breath. The cave wasn't too far off in the distance. In fact, they reluctanly found such a cave in the next hour or so. Upon entering, they were attacked by bats, but Sariyah's blade took care of the problem. "I hope we find the antidote soon so we can get out of here," Sariyah said, staring at the gross walls. "I hope so too. This light is harming my perplexion." "This isn't a beauty conflict, Romeo," Sariyah scolded, rubbing his forehead. "Hey, a guy has to look his best when saving a damsel." "Their best, huh?" "Yes, and by the way you look, I think you may be out of the job." "Listen, pretty boy, I do what I want, when I want. I could ditch you and Irima right now, but I'm not going to. You know why?" "Because you care for Irima?" Sariyah gawked, then glared and made a face. "No! Because I know pretty boys like you wouldn't survive a second out of your happy world you had hidden in your waterfall!" Sariyah stomped off and Tyniah followed gradually. "Geez. What a jerk."

The sun broke over the high mountains and Sariyah shielded his eyes from it's rays. "Warm," he commented. "Quite," Tyniah put in as he took the lead of the pack alongside Irima. "So, Irima, have you been around here before?" "Not that I know of," she replied shyly. "May I show you the beauties?" Sariyah rolled his eyes at Tyniah's sweet words. "I-don't kno--" "Of course you want to see these beautiful roses!" He took her hand and lead her to rose bushes. Sariyah trudged behind. "You see this one? It's just for you." He picked it for her and put it in her hand. She looked down at it with a strange look. "Go ahead. Sniff." She did, then smiled. "It's lovely!" she replied. Sariyah arched an eyebrow. "Allow me to show you more." He lead her off again, leaving Sariyah behind. He made a mocking face as he spoke, "Allow me to show you more. Spf! What a doofus." Sariyah trudged on down the hill as Tyniah held Irima's hand and lead her faster to the wonders of nature. Sariyah felt like gagging.

*falls off a pickle truck* Woah there! Oh, hello all! The name's Dragon Warrior or Gavynn, for some who call me it. I've lived in the slums of Otakuboards since version 2 and eaten away at it's disgusting and decaying posts... oh! Not to mention, I nibbled some good ones. But as such, many things have changed my ways of being... er... me. I've always been my humorous self, but some people have brought out new sides of me... To say the whole list is to take a jackhammer and beat me over the head with it, but I'll name a couple of important ones... KnightoftheRose- he's a guy I know Deedlit- she's an elf I know Ginnylyn- she's a girl I know LittleSerenity- she's a white mage I know Short, yes, but if I were to name anymore, I'd be assailed by purple koala-infested hampers so good day!

Wow, Booboo. Those are cool. I like the pirate the best. I have no chance now XD

"Okay, Louie, but this is the last time!" "Just calm down, Joey! I am the brains of this outskirt, ya know!" "Don't you mean outfit?" "I said that!" "I could've sworn..." "No you couldn't of! Swearing is against our species!" "Sorry, Louie." "Now, let's just pick them up, carry them back to our leader and we will finally be voted as the greatest robgoblins in the universe!" "Universe, Louie?" "Yeah!" "Sounds big!" "You bet your feathered hat it's big! And there's a big world out there, just waiting for us to grab it by the short hairs!" "I don't have hair, Louie." "Life does, though, Sean!" "I thought my name was Joey." "Yeah, yeah. Whatever." "Can we eat yet?" "Not until we capture these guys!" "Oh, c'mon, Louie! I only had five snacks today! I'm missing seven! SEVEN, Louie!" "Alright, alright! Here, have a granola bar." "Oh boy!" "Now how are we gonna capture them?" "Bwhy mot bump mwem?" "Bump them?" "Bump mwem!" "Bump them? How the hell do we capture them by bumping them!" "I had food in my mouth!" "Oh." "I said jump them!" "That's crazy! We could die." "Sorry, Louie. Bad idea." "We could jump them, though." "I just said tha--" "Yes! That's it! We'll jump them!" "Whatever." "You finished?" "Yeah. Still hungry." 'You're always hungry. Now then, got the nets?" "I think." "You think? YOU THINK? Larry--" "Joey." "Joey, life is full of obstacles. We can't let little flaws like this stop us." "Sorry." "Now let's get closer to them. That's it... those three elves are all ours." "I've got the girl." "Now, Joey, you know you can't have the girl. What's the rule?" "You always get the girls." "Right. So let me just... get over... here... and... hmpf! HMPF! She's heavier than she seems!" "Maybe it's because she's three times your size." "Size doesn't matter, Joey. I thought you learned that earlier with that girl robgoblin I set you up with." "Yeah. But she still thought the room was small." "We do have--HMPF!--apartments!" "Yeah, we get paid twice as less as everyone else." "Lowest ranks, we are." "Louie?" "Yeah? What?" "Wouldn't it be easier to just steal all their stuff?" "The boss will pay us big if we bring home the people we [i]could've[/i] robbed." "Ohhh... I get ya." "If you wanna make through life, Jerry, you must learn these things." "Joey! My name is Joey!" "Yeah, yeah. And my name is--OOF!" "OOF!" Irima smacked the two robgoblins unconscious in her sleep.

gamemasterkev00 Nothing special here. Say! The imp prints still lead on to Transqee! The trail to Transqee ends here.

Upon escaping the cave, they came across the waterfall and a very long drop. "Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! Crap!! Did I say crap? I mean, really, crap. We're in deep crap. C'mon! Crap! Cra--" "Sariyah!" Irima scolded. "No worries," Tyniah said calmly. "I know of a way out. I am, afterall, lord of this cave. He slowly chanted a spell and the cave became a field with many trees here and there, dabbing the landscape like a painting. They took of as the eleven black mages chased them down. It didn't take much to lose the, but nevertheless, they all worked up a sweat escaping them. Tyniah released the illusion and they plopped down against a REAL tree. "Well, now, Tyniah, you've got us this far, how much further toward the castle?" Sariyah didn't bother turning to whom he spoke to. "Five days worth, I suppose," was Tyniah's reply. "Sounds good," Irima put in. They all sat with their backs against the tree, staring at the sky. Tyniah looked over at Irima. "Hey, Irima, what did you think of that kiss I gave you?" He bounced his eyebrows with a smile. [b]BONK![/b]

Spikey The baby imp came back after you and bit you! You lose 1 HP! It ran of again and you lost track of it :( What a jip. ----------- gamemasterkev00 Nothing special here, but imp prints leading back the way you came. O.o

No, milk has nothing to do with it. Yeah, backgrounds are good, but the white one just makes it so much easier to pull off those stunts I do in short time. Just to give you what you need ;) A DAILY DOSE OF DRAGON WARRIOR!!!

Well, me and my crazy commercials pop out of nowhere and here, yet again, is another one of them. It's a Got Milk parody and doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Watch if you dare! [IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/real16/GotMilkParody.gif[/IMG] EDIT: If the image does not show, go to it's properties and copy and paste the link ;)

"Thanks to you," Sariyah smiled back. "But how did you get back your energy so quick?" "I think I got it from the crystal," she said, pointing to the shards on the floor. Upon looking over there, they noticed all the black mages returning, leaving Tyniah's spell. "I suppose the powers have been done. There has been no damage. Well, except for the wounds I got, but thanks to you, they're scarred over." She smiled at Sariyah and hugged him. Tyniah stepped forward, sheepishly. "I am truely sorry for what I have done. I have just been so miserable and--" "We understand," Irima touched his cheek and smiled. "You are welcome to come with us." "What?!" Sariyah almost coughed up a lung. Irima turned to the shocked Sariyah. "I said he can come with us." "Why do we seem to always invite people who want to kill us or something?" "Hey! You invited Monte!" "He had good use to us!" "Oh yes! And then he stole from us!" "Hey! Have some respect for the dead, okay..." Sariyah's voice faded and silence took over for many moments. It was Tyniah who broke it. "Ahem," he began, "I believe I can help you find the King's real castle. Plus, my illusions will prove to be a nice asset to our ability list." Sariyah tapped his chin, then shrugged. "What can I say? You're in." Irima smiled. Sariyah supposed she trusted in him even if he tried to kill them both and rule the world. But what can Sariyah do? There's not a lot people in the world to trust and it was about time he started trusting someone.

Heh, heh. It's spelt Gavin ^_^ But yeah, thanks ;)

Ding ding ding! Monkeys_revenge got it! That's why I called it "unreal". It is from Unreal Tournament when you load the game. To tell you the truth, the real picture's guy actually was that fat, but I still hate mine XD As for shading, that's my specialty.

I guess I'll try out for "Drawing" ^_^ [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=453084]Sariyah Jovan[/URL] [URL=http://www.freewebs.com/real16/the-rifleman.jpg]The Rifleman[/URL] [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?postid=453764]Unreal Dude[/URL] If one of those doesn't work, (which I'm sure one doesn't, links are always screwed for me) this attachment will substitute. A pic of me (with a little joke tossed in) ^_^

Oh my! D_A! I'm honored! Drawing a picture and naming it after me ^_^ I like how you made the scales of the creature. And the way the light and shadows blur around gives it an artist's grand touch ;) Very nice. LONG LIVE DRAGON WARRIOR!

I just drew this and to tell you the truth, I hate it. It's one of the worst pictures I've ever drawn. I mean, just look at the right hand. It's holding the flag. Doesn't it look all bad in preportion? I would talk about how fat he looks, but that's just the armor! Anyways, that's my opinion. What about you? ^_^

OOC: Corey, when he said for kicks, he meant no money or anything XD ---------- KOTR Nothing special here, but imp droppings smudged across a branch. This is becoming sick!

KOTR You discarded the Queen for an Ace! Mars's turn. He discards his King for Number 8. He drew a Jack! You lost! You lost 800 Gold! Mars: Ohhh... I'm so sorry, friend. I really wanted you to win. I really did. *takes his pay* Wanna play again for kicks? I'll throw in the Joker Special!

KOTR You discarded the King for a Queen! Mars's turn. He discards his Queen for Number 8. He drew a King! Your turn. Your Hand: Jack, Queen, Ace Mars's Hand: Jack, Jack, King

KOTR You discarded the Queen for a King! Mars's turn. He discards his King for Number 8. He drew a Queen! Your turn. Your Hand: Jack, King, Ace Mars's Hand: Jack, Jack, Queen

KOTR You discarded the King for a Jack! Mars's turn. He discards his King for Number 8. He drew a King! Your turn. Your Hand: Jack, Queen, Ace Mars's Hand: Jack, Jack, King

KOTR Mars: Right! It's time for a... [size=4]MARS MATCH![/size] You start with a King, Queen, and Ace. Choose a card to discard and choose a number from 1-11. Your Hand: King, Queen, Ace Mars's Hand: Jack, Jack, King

Lol. My thoughts exactly, Stuart. "What the hell was that all about?" XD

KOTR [IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/lotgame/Mars.GIF[/IMG] Mars: Great! Let's get started! I'll just take the rules directly from the NPC page on the Lord of Thieves Guide! The card game is simple. Mars will have a deck of Jacks, Queens, Kings, and Aces. That?s 16 cards. After shuffling good, you and him will both get 3 cards each. Choose one of those 3 cards to toss back in the pile and Mars will reshuffle. Then choose one of the 11 cards on the table. Then it?s Mars?s turn. You keep this up until one of you has three of the same card. The prizes will vary, but beware, if you lose, you lose big. Mars: Now that the petty rules are out of the way, YOU READY TO PLAY?

KOTR Oh my! It's Mars the Trickster! He sure has been appearing a lot for someone so rare O.o Mars: Hey pal! It's time for a Mars Match! Want me to explain the rules?