Sword Breaker

I would pay 1 Million to see somthing so simple its beautifule.... a Mongolian midget, riding a giraffe down mainstreet, waring a vikings helmet, and siwinging a bag of live goffers. The simple plesures of life... Why would i want to? Comon, its a Mongolian midget, on a GIRAFFE! That's some 1 million doller **** right there.

Yeah seriously... Why the hell would you want Anarchy? That's like taking a gigantic step backwards in everything that mankind has achived!!Because there will be no more money to fund Science, the world would come to a complete standstill. The strong would take all the food, and the weak would be left nothing! Besides, if there was no government, there would be no Health Care in Canada, and were already to poor as it is! Furthermore, care to guess how long homless people would last in Anarchy? 5 days at the max. Yep, that sure is the ultimate utopia. Not just that either, but without laws, what's to stop a post-apocaliptic warzone from becoming a reality? How many movies about a lawless future do you have to see, for the love of chirst, to understand that it just wont work? Anarchy is completly idiotic, no matter how its looks at.

I'm... well, I guess you could call me parinoid, heh. Afraid of theslow but steady decline of the economy, afraid of hippies, the gathering darkness... you know, the usual stuff. As far as failing tests is concerned... I've never really had to experiance that, lol. For example, just today I had my Science test, and I got 29/30, and only missed the other one because I was thinking about pie and ran out of time... long story, but it happened. (Seeing as how I ws one of three people in my class to even pass that test, I don't think I've got anything to worry about.) The only thing that truely scares the crap out of me is this: Where the hell did I misplace my sword? Yeah... another long story, but the point is I'm afraid of the gremlin who keeps stealing my various weapons/CDs/Video Games ETC, because they are extremly sneaky and scary... And can, apperently, go places I cannot. Seriously, I'm scared. That and the good old, yet scary, gathering darkness...

Ok, this is somthing that's been slowly and steadily scaring the crap out of me. Gas. I've noticed gas prices have steadily been increasing, and, now, are simply... outrageous! This morning the price was 82.9 a liter (A gallon is three liters aprox) which is outrageous enough, but, later today, the gas had climbed to 89.9! Seriously, WTH? The oil companies are all making the "It's becoming harder to find the oil, so it must cost more" excuse, but statistics show that Oil companies are experiancing the highest profit in decades! Well, I was just wondering what your thoughrts on the matter were, and what your theories on why this is happening! (Oh, and I can only assume that it's happening in the US aswell)

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed] Name: Snorri Lansing Age: 34 Race: Human Class: Barbarian Warrior Prince Weapon of Choice: Broad sword, nicknamed Serpant-Breath Weapon Style: Backlash Style Side: Lansing Clan of the Highland Hills, he fights for their glory and theirs alone. Why He Fights: To bring glory to the Lansing tribe, by capturing the Paragon anbd slaying their enamies. Brief History: Even though Snorri was born into royalty, he would apear little more then a peasent to the "civilized" empires. The reason for this being that the Lansing clan belives all men are born to be warriors and, thus, trained from birth to sloughter their foes. Snorri was no exception. Because that Lansing clan is nomadic, Snorri has ever been forced to ride through the footland hills of the Highlands, and has become very adapt at riding. Now, with the Lansing clan finally commiting to a search for the Paragon, Snorri, as well as a select band of warriors, has been sent to find it. They set out from the highlands on the no doubt perilous quest for the imfamous sword with nothing but their skills, thier weapons, and the wish of luck from Snorri's uncle, Het Lansing, Lord of the Lansing Clan. [URL=http://www.het.brown.edu/~nastase/highlander.gif]Snorri[/URL] All in All: Snorri is a rather headstrong warrior, hardened and set in his ways. Most people trust him,on the battlefield at least, and he is a warrior of ferocity, passion for battle, and sheer skill. Hope that's ok.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Well, I found this place because I was looking for quizes, and then found TheOtaku, which led me to OtakuBoards. The only reason I stuck around really was because... Well, my life at home kinda sucks. I'm a hillbilly, and the nearest kids are 2KM away, and only speak french, and, dispite living in a French area, speak very little french. So I rarley see my friends at home, so I dont really have much else to do besides Warcraft 3, and various other VGs.

[COLOR=DarkRed]I kinda like racing RPs... Uhh... did you froget to put in a few things in the sign up? Its missing age and appearance for racer. Name: Marlou Aristotle Nickname: Mac Age: 26 Description: Mac is a very short person, with squinty eyes and dark skin. His body is fairly nondiscript, his arms aren't particularily well muscled, nor are his legs. His face is narrow, round, and strange. He wares his hair in large dreadlocks, which he spikes so they stand upwards, then dyes the tips of them a deep purple. In the end, he seems very... crazy. He also wares yellow-tinted goggles, and sometime he wares a hat, with holes cut in it, so his hair still sticks out. Its more of a tuc, really, made of black wool and with ear flaps that fly in the wind. Car Name: Thialand Express Car Discription: Thialand Express is a modified racing modle, sleek and airodynamicly desinged. The entire car is dark blue, with the words "Thialand Express" written on the side, in neon-green, outlined in grey. The car has one major modification, and that is that it is an open cockpit. It is a wonder that Mac can stay alive going at those speeds in the open, but that is just part of his wild nature. Car Specs: Thialand Express is a very fast car, one of the fastest in the circuit, with a speedy acceleration. Its main fault is its handling. Mac has set it to be extremly loose, making it prone to spinning out, smashing into buildings on a turn, and providing an extremly etertaining run. Speed: 387 (Though he claims it has gone 420) Armour: 100 Driver Skill: Mac is known for his utter recklessness when it comes to racing, as well as other things, and his speed is envied by many people. He also has a record number of crashes, as well as a record number of close calls with the cops. Mac is best in the snow, somthing about it gives him an almost zealous need for speed. Gang Name: Lightning Panthers Bio/Notes: Mac currently holds 6th place. and has been in over 140 races. He is well known for his victory spin, in which he removes all stearing from Thialand Express, and spins in a still circle at volocities of up to 600 in a dead spin. Stat: Races: 148 Wins: 67 Crashes: 56 Felonies: 23 Misdeminors: 20 Arrests: 3 Ok, hopes thats alright.[/COLOR]

[FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=DarkRed]Interesting... Name: Yamato Syrinx Age: 15 Appearance: Picture Pending Personality: Yamato can be described simply in one word. Annoying. Annoying, that is, and cocky about it. He is prone to doing things outright stupid, illogical, and just plain... fun. He's got a live fast, die young attitude, that has led to making many friends, aswell as several enamies. He is also very easy going, with a soft grin, though it usually has some sinister cause, which, if he were a mroe trustable person, would light up a room. Two of his worst enamies are the Isobe sisters, since he manages to get under their skin easier, and usually recives a hard *** kicking by Kimi. Soul Brother/Sister: Ummm... [/COLOR] [/FONT]

Well, of the new releases, I can simply say this. Do not, under any circumstance, see King Arthur. It is one of the worst movies I have seen in recent years, and is just all round crappy, and makes little to no sense. There were a few cool parts, but nothing really worth spending money on. I've heard relly good things about Napolean Dynamite, and that is definatly a movie worth checking out. I'll probably see it on PPV, since the nearest bvideo store is far away. As for the rest, it all depends on your taste. If you like action, go for Anacondas. Thrillers? Mancherian Candidate. Sappy/family type stuff, 2 brothers. I can't say much for the rest.

Well... best guitarist was Jimmi Hendrix, hands down, and alot of his songs were great (Better with acid) but I'm not really into guitar so much. My favourite musician of all time has to be Niel Pert, the drummer for Rush(My fav band) who is one of the best drummers of all time, and really combines well with Geddy Lee and Alex, and, frankly, makes Rush one of the greatest bands of all time. I'm not sure who writes most of there songs, but they are some of the deepest songs I've ever heard, and they really sound great. The Trees is an extremly metephorical song, that sounds great, and has a strang, yet deep, message that really makes you think. It's really hard for me to classify Rush, since they rock like a rockband, but their songs sound like... welll, they sound like nothing I've ever herrd before. Well, I can't really describe it anymore... For all ye P2P people out there, download it and check it out! I also like Sam Roberts, because he has some really great songs. Brother Down, The Hard Road, and We Were Born In A Flame are some of my favourite songs of all time. Plus he's from around where I'm from, gotta support the locals, eh?

[FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=DarkRed]Sweet, I love HL, and I'm getting HL2 on Christmas, hopefully. Name: Colonel Alex Brass Age:35 Nationality: Canada Appearance: [URL=http://www.hkpro.com/pdwacc.jpg]Alex[/URL] Class: Marine/Spy (shhhhh) Weaponry: Standered issue MP7, a H&K USP Match, and a Magnum revolver. He also carries 4 fragmentation grenades. Bio: Ever since Alex was a small boy growing up in Montreal, Quebec, he has been somwhat of a shady charecter, and no one is completly sure of his past. One thing that no one can deny, however, is that he's good. In fact, he is one of the best soldiers around, being both a competent leader, and an excellent marksmen. He was selected for the mission because of his abilties on the field, but most of the team don't trust his questionable backround, and rightly so. (SHHHHHH)[/COLOR][/FONT]

Well, I live in Quebec, Canada, in a little place called Foster. Rather small, really, with a population of about 750. It's wierd, but the mayor is the fireman and owns a store too... kinda awesome. Foster is part of the Eastern Townships, voted one of the most beautiful places to visit on several international polls (discovery, travle agencies, independent etc.) and, frankly, I concur. We live about an hour away from Montreal, but there's so much damn traffic we avoid it alot. The best part of being in Quebec is this... the legal drinking age, she is only a suggestion. And, by god, we make the best damn beer ever. Vive la Quebec! It's really cold here, but I can't tell how cold it is in the US cause you use ferienhite, and ferienhite is creepy, so I can't tell if -7 there is like -20 here, seems rathr confusing to me :( We hit -35 last night, which is pretty damn warm compared to last year. How I miss last year... Oh, and I tihnk that "rest of North America" is pretty much just Mexico, since all the rest falls under Central America and South America

Zeta, when I said that artifacts were being damaged in Iraq, I was refering more to those damaged by artillary bombardments. Oh, and I stumbled upon this. [I]Ur, the traditional birthplace of Abraham and site of one of the most well-preserved stepped pyramids, called a ziggurat, is a treasure that archaeologists fear is endangered by the war in Iraq. Last week, the U.S. 141st Mechanized Infantry Battalion was dug in there, according to media reports.[/I] Now, I understand that this was in 2003, but it did still happen, and it is not just the insurgent's fault that these artifacts were being damaged. Oh, and Zeta, I'm sorry, but I was mislead. It is only usful in solving conflicts between to nations, but not in an attack such as this. Still, I tihnk the entire attack could have been avoided, and that countless of innocents are dieing due to this. We all know that no nation could stand up to the sheer numbers of the US troops, so why waste countless lives, not to mention dollers, by wasting Iraqi buildings and killing innocents? I don't see the use in it. Yeah, Chabichou, that assassination was an atrocity! If your going to kill a guy, poison or sniper rifles don't cause any colateral damage! I don't support the killing period, but at least don't kill those who have done nothing!! Check out this link, and you'll se that many US soldiers kill civilians, even if some were accidents, and others were suicides, but so maqny of these deaths could have been avoided. It truely makes me sad. Just check out the largest amount of deaths. it almost made me throw up. In the 19 hospitals one, click details. it says that 30% were women and children. Dispicable. [URL=http://www.iraqbodycount.net/database/]The Atrocity![/URL]

Well, Chabichou, I can understand why you would hate Isrealie soldiers, but I find that the statment "Many, and probably most, Isrealie soldiers target civillians" to be a bit of generalization. Maybe it's just because you only hear about the soldiers who rape and kill civillians, and that it leads you to belive that all Isrealites are evil. If this is the case, I don't think a minority should be held againts the majority in such a manor. But hey, what do I know? Maybe it's true, maybe it isn't. I've never been there, nor do I follow it on the news... Well, that's just how I feal. Besides that, I agree with everytihng Chabichou says. Islam teaches peace, not Suicide bombings and honour killings!!! Oh, and Zeta, I don't think that there should be one "patrolemen," at least not in the sense you say it, but rather there should be no wars, that all the conflicts can be resolved peacefully. I don't mean negotiation. What I mean is... Well, I'll give you an example. Canadian Peace Keepers spend their lives in third world Asian countries, risking their lives to take away the enamies weapons. Not their lives. Now, does this not seem like a MUCH better idea then simply killing them all? had it been done this way, things would have been much better. Under the bombardment of US missiles, countless ancient artifacts from Sumer and Akkad have been completely destroyed, taking with them the key to unlocking the very past of mankind. Nothing is worth this price. Nothing. I do realize, however, that some parts of the US attack did, in fact, requier the force it recived, but only because it was necesary. Bombing the crap out of Baghdad, and other Iraqie cities, has led to countless innocent deaths! In my opinion, that is simply another form of murder. No one should have to be killed by a US missle, simply because of megolomaniac in charge! If the US is gonna kill people, at least kill armed people. It's a wonder the US gets away with what it does. "It is my conviction that killing under the guise of war is nothing but an act of murder." --Albert Einstien

Well, I have a few places in mind... but they basically have the same theme. I wanrt to go to northern Nunavut, and live with the natives for a while. I['ve always wanted to live in an Igloo, and I figure that's the perfect place. My teacher went there a few years ago, she said it's an extremly friendly place to live, with no real "privacy", per se. What i mean is, one time she wen t to sleep, and woke up in the middle of the night. Her entire class was sitting in the living room, watching TV and eating her food, but they said that was common in that part of the world. (She also lost her toe in a Eskimo Knife Fight, or so I suspect) Not to mention the hunting. I just want to get a skidoo, grab a harpoon, and go hunting. Sounds awesome. Plus it's cold, and anything cold is alright in my books. I might also wanna visit Sweden, because I really like the Norsemen, and would really enjoy touring the archeaological sites that litter the countryside. For the same reason, I want to go to Newfoundland, because i want to see Les Medeaux De Fleures, the oldest known settlement in North America. That would be sweet. lol, plus the Newfies. There hilarious. That's pretty much it. I don't really like places like southern Euroupe, Africa, or alot fo Asia, since me and heat... were not friends. I would like to visit Japan, though, since that's the birthplace of Anime, and the best video game producer, so that'll be awesome. Plus the food rocks.

[FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=DarkRed]Robbie, leaning back in his chair, sighed heavily. His face deeply reflected his resentment for English class. He hadn't bothered to write a poem, so, when the teacher had called, rather sarcasticly, on Robbie to read his aloud, he merely shrugged and accepted the 0. And, as the first person, Alex, began to read his aloud, Robbie drifted into sleep. He awoke soon after, as his teacher brought the a meterstick down heavily on his desk, sending a loud crack resonating through the room. Robbie, completely suprised, had jolted upright with such force that he completely toppled backwards, head over heels. "Jesus chirst, don't do that!" Robbie screamed, clutching his head. The entire classroom was thrown into a fit of laughter, as Robbie climbed, rather embarassed, to his feet. "Ahahahah!! Great job, Rob, 10 bloody points." One of his friends exclaimed wildly, before once again being consumed by laughter. "Go to the office. See you at lunch." The teacher said half-heartedly, for he was far to used to it by now. "Gotcha." Robbie said, half pleased. He preferred the office to his class anyway, but he was rather pissed about the lunch DT. Oh well, he thought, just skip it like all the others. Still grinning, Robbie grabbed his things, and left the room with a casual wave. He figured he wouldn't be alone long, since his friend, Chris, was always thrown out right after Robbie. He figured right. In under 10 min, Robbie was chatting happily with Chirs, and having a rather good time. "Hahahaha, that was priceless, mate!" Chris had exclaimed happily, still laughing. "Beats his class, now don't it?" Chris nodded in agreement, before both of them snuck out of the office, and out into the hallway. "So, whaddya say we hit the bars, mate!" Chris said, and Robbie nodded in agreement, before he pulled out his wallet. And they were off. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

Well, I've got to agree with break there, America really needs to butt out, or at least keep it quiet dammmit. We don't want Americans bitching every time they go to "war" with a country, when hundreds of other soldiers (Canadian, British and otherwise) do this type of operation all across the world, but you don't hear about them, now do you? Oh, and Japan was mighty before you guys ****** it up, all you guys did was take away their culture, poison their people, and rape their lands.

Can't say rape is much of a factor, since they usually kill ya anyhow. Anyways, I think abortion is perfectly acceptable, since everyone should have the chance to rectify a mistake, and people who saythat it is murder havbe one flaw. Murder involves one human killing another, but, by definition, fetuses are not yet human, therefore it does not apply. In the case that a baby had developed to the point of being human, I would restrict abortion, because they are human, therefore it is murder.

Zeta, the only reason that Muslims tend to be the suicide bombers more often is probably caused because people like Osama Bin Laden have no law to stop them from recruiting an army of easily impressionable young kids, who just happen to be Muslims, and breeds anti-Americanisim into their lives. He probably uses the Islamic religion as another tool in brainwashing, but it doesn't mean that your Muslim nieghbor could show up one day at your doorstep, bomb in hand, and blow yuo up simply because Allah told them to! No, it's all the work of megelomaniacs who go unopposed in MIddle Eastern nations, and take advantage of young people. Oh, and yes, I wouldn't consider Isreal an illegal nation, more of a soveriegn (SP?) nation, granted to the Jewish people by the UN, and, thus, was in fact stolen from the Arabian people, because they did not agree with it being created. I can very much imagin why the Arabian nations are pissed, hell, if somone came into myt yard, put a fence around my forest, and said "This is mine, cause the owls need it!" I'd say,"Hey, know what? I don't give a **** bout' the owls, you stole from me, and I'm gonna take it back!" Now, don't get me wrong, I belive that the Jews deserved to recive a referation from their grief during WWII, but they should have worked somthing out with Arabian people first.

Needless to say, the poll results are no doubt faulty. Not even I think racisim is that bad in the US... least not in the open. It is true, however, that almost every country the US "Liberates" had an extreme amount of oil, and, as it would seem, Bush simply wanted to aquire the oil without doing somthing easy like say... buying it? I have my own suspicions as to the lengths Bush is willing to go for oil. Frankly, I think the only other reason would be because Bush wanted to make sure everyone remebered him as "The One who Finished Daddys Job," so to to speak, and that he went to all extents simply to make sure the event was televised around the world. What I mean by this is that this war had had more media coverage then almost any other war, if in fact you can call it a war, and that Bush thinks this is simply a way to appeal to the more brutish voters (Don't mean 2 offend) who tihnk it's worth going to war over oil. Anyway, my view is probably slanted, since, first of all, I don't live in the US, nor do I really pay attention to what's goin' on in the war. All I's know is that the war has scarred the sacred human heritage located in Mesopotamia, and that alone is enough to disgust me.

Well, when it comes to snow, let's just say I know my way around. Frankly, I dont really like playing in the snow, per se, but I just enjoy having it. Last year, when we had 10ft of snow (15 ft in New Brunsuick Holy Crap) I couldn't actualy get outside, since my door was frozen solid, plus the snow was still soft, and there isnt much you can do in 10ft of powder, now is there? Usually, I prefer simplyto loung in the snow. Put on a jacket, make a little backrest, and lay there, reveling in the cold, and staring at the skies, knock back a few, and go to sleep. Course, it sorta sucks to wake up with sever panemonia... meh. Frankly, I can't see why you guys get school off just because it snows... we only had 2 days off all last winter, and those were the days all the snow fell. It pisses me off you guys get school off so easy... We've had snow for a good three weeks now, ****** roads, and it was -20 C today (Freaking cold when you froget your damn jacket) but we still had to go... pussies.

My fav band of all time has to be Rush. Somthing about them just screams "**** I'm good" and I like it. With hits such as Roll the Bones and The Trees, Rush is probably the best Canadian band in history (Except the Guess Who) and has one of the best drummers in the world. I'm not exactly sure what it is that makes them good, but it's probably because of the amazing drumming, and the incredibly eccentric, yet awesome, vocals by Geddy Lee. Rock on! (Download some of Rush and you'll see what I mean)

[COLOR=DarkRed]Well, I've gotta agree with Chibi, most sane people would not condone mariage to an animal, or, say, a first cousin. But those all have solid reasons backing them, genetical or otherwise, whereas homosexual marriage is simply a bond, not dissimilar to heterosexual marriage. It's simply a bond between two people who love each other, nothing more. Alot of people make the argument "Marriage is the bond between a man and a woman!" But why? Sure, religiously that works. But, nowadays, marriage is more then a religious ceremony, it's a bond and nothing more. Also, the two guys who own the local petstore are gay, and, frankly, you'd be hard pressed to find nicerpeople. Recently they got married, (Gay marriage now legal in Canada, like you didn't know) and no one raised a fuss. It's not like fire decended from hevan, and swept across the world or anytihng like that. [/COLOR]

Yep, yet another rather personal question by SB :) Well, I'm just wondering what the average IQ for the OB is, mainly because I'm ever curious. :) For those of you who don't know your IQ, you can take a test [URL=http://www.highiqsociety.org/flash/nonmembers/iqtests.htm]here[/URL] , please do the 12 min timed test, then post the results (Above average, below, universal geniosu ETC.)

Hmm... Well, I'm not much for romantic advice but... Meh, maybe she's just really... friendly :) . But if she really is interested in you... You should just tell her that your not interested... but, ya know, she might take it the wrong way... as girls often do... and she might go into those "I'm to fat" senarios... I'd suggest finding another way (pretending your gay, pimp slapping her, etc.) but... as I said before, I'm not one for romantic advice. Just do whatcha feal like :)