Will2x

now i got this from a site, (prays no ones been there) 3rd Grade Quiz A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Johnny. ''I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!'' The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. '' What is 3x3? '' ''9.'' ''What is 6 x 6 ?'' ''36.'' And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her he thought Johnny belonged in third grade. ''Let me ask him some questions. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'' ''Legs.'' ''What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'' ''Pockets.'' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ''Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions.'' Anything But Cheerios A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says, ''When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say '***'.'' The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, ''Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, ''And what would YOU like for breakfast?'' ''I don't know,'' the 4-year-old blubbers, ''but you can bet your AS S it's not gonna be Cheerios!''

hehe, thanx guys [ok will baby, think of some more!] just a momento

top 40 things to do in an elevator 40. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off. 39. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 38. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 37. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 36. Bring a chair along. 35. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 34. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 33. Do Tai Chi exercises. 32. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 31. Meow occasionally. 30. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 29. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 28. Play the harmonica. 27. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 26. Lean against the button panel. 25. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 24. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 23. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other people "through" it. 22. Start a sing-along. 21. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" let see...what else? 20. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 19. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 18. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 17. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 16. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 15. One word: Flatulence! 14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!" 13. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 12. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 10. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, blasted, all of you just shut UP!"" 8. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 6. Wear "x-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 5. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." 4. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 3. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 2. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 1. Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ~Mystical Pan~ [/i] [B]hahahahahaha ohok...that was a good laugh! :D lol man you're crazy! :D [/B][/QUOTE] haha yup!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." ****ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short." What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 20. Non stick Cellotape 19. Solar Powered Flash Light (torch) 18. A black highlighter pen 17. Glow in the dark sunglasses 16. Inflatable Anchor 15. Smooth Sandpaper 14. Waterproof sponge 13. Waterproof Teabags 12. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators 11. Fireproof Matches 10. Fireproof Cigarettes 9. Battery powered Battery Charger 8. Seatbelts for Motorbikes 7. Hand powered Chainsaw 6. Inflatable Dartboard 5. Silent Alarm Clock 4. A Pedal powered wheelchair 3. Braille Drivers Manual 2. Double sided playing cards 1. Ejector seats for Helicopters thank you, thank you, thats it for tonite yall! [EnD]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Voodookanaka [/i] [B]no friends........YOUR A STUPID WHINING CRYBABY THAT WILL NEVER MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN man!! [/B][/QUOTE] now thats just plane ol mean...

you should have a bigass party at your house, and invite everyone (yes even the geeks) everyone except your friends, make sure they come, the really cool peeps that dont want to come you can pay them too, itll be awesome! then get everyone to talk about how cool the party was !

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Voodookanaka [/i] [B]I was here from v1. Ive been here 3 hours less than Nerdsy...:D hey congrats will -maGNa guy - lol [/B][/QUOTE] lol and thanx DSS will(oh yeah)2x

Crystal, Janett, and Vivian are hiding. Crystal: momma... why cant i fight them? Vivian: cause i dont want you to get hurt. Janett: I hope Terrance is ok... ~terrances house~ Terrance: Go find your mother and the others and bring them back to grandpas house, ok? ill bring theese communicators to dad Brandon: ok.. *flys off* terrance flys looking for will2x when he bumps into 2xtwin. 2x twin: well well! terrance: not you! 2x twin: tell me how to go God mode. terrance: never! 2x twin punches terrance. 2x twin: whats that in your pocket? terrance: uh... nothing... (thinking: dad must be at home by now, ill go there...) *flys faster* 2x twin follows. ~will2xs home~ Will2x: Chibi sucks, if i had 2x twin in me im sure i couldve beat sezmo...

~brollys gymnasium~ 2x twin has already absorbed everyone in the gym and is now pushing weights. 2x twin: 1...2...3.. this is dumb i dont feel anything *throws 1000 pound bar out the window* that dumb poster of brolly is annoying, hes just standing there...smiling....mocking me. *blast wall* i need to find that bastard son of mine.... *flys off* 2x twin flys to terrance and notice a guy destroying a town. 2x twin: now this guy knows how to party. *blows up building* hehehe sephiroth: what was that? before sephiroth can turn aroun 2x twin flys off faster than the speed of light. 2x twin: i bet terrance knows how to make me god mode! he must! if he doesnt ill destroy him... ---- ~terrance's house~ terrance: *kicks terrance* whew son...had enough!? brandon: *blocks kick* yeah i think i know how to do it now. terrance: lets go turn on the tube. they walk inside. brandon: wheres momma? terrance: she went with your auntie to a safe place underground. brandon: oh ok... terrance: *turns on tv* TV: The black sky terrifys our president, Officials report that a person is destroying towns also, and dark figures lurking about... terrance:....we gotta find the others... ~Training zilkx~ 2 years have gone and they are still fighting. Zilkx: Zeo Kicks! *fierce blue kicks* Sezmo: SOUL CRUSH! Sezmo crushes zilkxs soul and it is unable to help them. ZIlkx: Ka......me.......ha.....me..................HA SHOWER! As millions of kamehameha's fall from the sky sezmo does an deadly attack. Skull Spear!* Knocks zilkx half dead. Zilkx then regains power from the attack he obsorbed... Zilkx: Godly Kaiken! *increases full power* BullBomb! *throws huge spirit bomb shaped ki ball that explodes into Big Bang Attacks* Sezmo: ah... zilkx: Kamehameha shower. sezmo: not this again. zilkx: Shiva wind! Darkened light! With shiva wind blowing kamehamehas roughly , the darkened light attack makes everything black. sezmo: ahhh! SYMTONIC MOON! *moon comes out* zilkx: hufff* puff* *falls to knees* sezmo: cant take it anymore? zilkx: i have one more attack...before i give up... BLASTER...............BALLL................. as the blaster ball rushes twords sezmo he bounces it back and it knocks out zilkx. zilkx: *de god mode* *de fuse* will2x: ohhh zack: ahh. will2x: i guess we lost. sezmo: sure did. will2x: no god powers? sezmo: nope... zack: ahh! sezmo: *deages them* Will2x: this sucks. sezmo: heh,zack i think you and attila would make a great fusion than will2x, and will youd best stick with vecon, dont think i didnt see you and zack arguing inside ur heads.*goes back into will2xs head* zack: all that...for nothing. will2x: well i am pretty good with vecon anyway, and no offense but you dont understand any of the techniques ive mastered. zack: yeah and you dont know good strategy. will2x: and to think with my techniques and your strategy we sounded like we couldve made a great team, instead we were probly the worst fusion. we were ugly too! zack: you got that right, your brute face doesnt belong with my pretty body. will2x: haha, yeah right. lets leave this crap hole. *they leave* master roshi: did you kids do a good job training? zack: actually no. will2x: but we sure did learn something.... zack: we should be leaving now. master roshi: where are you going? will2x: to my house... and another thing *charges up* dont call me kid... *flys away*

the tick was cool. the game seemed like it never end... i had gotten to a point where i was tired of playing and wanted to see what happens when u die that i let the guys beat me, and i still completed the level... i never finished, i was up to about chapter 18.... is my sig too long? is 21 accetable?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nerdsy [/i] [B]Gosh darn stupid Herman forgot to log out! Grr! Anyway, that post under the name Herman is actually me... [/B][/QUOTE] is herman your brother? *throws double pie for being in disguise* and thanks for the congrats, i needed that...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Herman Nation [/i] [B]Congrats... I've only been here about 7 months.... And this calls for some of my legendary BreakDancing skills. *starts breakdancing* [/B][/QUOTE] *throws pie* woohoo, the saga continues, how many days left till the big day? 11?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Okey, sure. In all actuality, alliteration is when two or more words in a row start with the same letter "civilized civilians" like you said. I had to point it out because it's something I [i]always[/i] point out...my junior year English teacher about pounded that definition into our heads...so it's basically a joke...:p[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] so im still stupid, uncool uncertain of my destiny, i wish i was cool,calm,and collected. but im not and i suck ;)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]No. Illiterate would mean someone fails at the ability to read...[i]a[/i]lliteration is much, much cooler...:p[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] so in a way you said i was cool....yay *hugs* *sneaks and it gets closer to back* :)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Alliteration.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] dont u mean [b]il[/b]literation?

enough with the baby talk, lets talk like civilized civilians here. :|

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by AJ2K1 4 Life [/i] [B][b]Hehe,..I thought you were gonna be flamin him..HeHe..[/b] [/B][/QUOTE] darn the luck of it all....... french rap eh? Yo, im mc mario and i eat fries wit cheese! all i do is frenchin cause thats how it bes...

as a great 50 years go by zilkx fully masters the panic attack and at an old age too. zilkx: ooh were so old. a blinding light shines above them zilkx controls his panic and puts it in his fist just in case. light: congradulations, you have mastered the art of leitone. zilkx: *closes eyes* s..s...sezmo? sezmo: yes, it is i. zilkx: thank god, i cant keep my eyes open to look at your true form! maby i should have spent time training my eyes. sezmo: maby so...but there is one more thing. the gods didnt think kindly to my offer to let you use double god powers if u learn LeiTone so they said if you can defeat my at 5% of my true power then you may. zilkx: so all this has been for nothing? i couldve took you at 100% before i even got in here! sezmo: foolish warrior, many cannot get past 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of my power!!!! zilkx quickly realizes his mistake. zilkx: i wonder if i stand a chance againts a whole 5%... sezmo: well so lets get started. zilkx: but i cannot see you! sezmo: your fault, not mine. zilkx: ok but before we fight de age us. sezmo: no... zilkx: what!? sezmo: if you cannot defeat me at this age then you do not prove worthy.... zilkx: GOD! this is gonna be nearly impossible! sezmo: hahahahahaha. zilkx: thats it! i can do it! this is gonna take everything i got! Zilkx goes to max power and tells his soul to be guide him in this battle. Zilkx: DAAAA.....TAAAAAAA.....SHOUKEN!!!!! *a micro small red orb chases sezmo* sezmo dodges, thinking he has gotten rid of it but before he relizes it the orb comed back and hits sezmo hard in the back and trains some of his energy. Zilkx: now i can save this energy for later in the battle :) [b] THE BATTLE OF THE AGES IS UNDERWAY! WITH ZILKX PROPERLY PREPARED THIS IS DEFENTLY GOING TO BE A LONG BATTLE, WHO WILL COME VICTORIOUS, FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL WAR![/b]

yeah, adam might have had to open a can of 100% whoop ***...

well i told them they should have a general for theese kinda things but did they listen.NOooo they said thats what generals for...

as the ten years pass a voice calls upon zilkx sesmo: good job. zilkx doesnt speak and stays on the growed with closed eyes, and just lets there fused soul stand there which is can be seen visably now. zilkx's soul: heh, they wish for me to speak... btw, will i be entering heaving? sezmo(invisibal): hah! maby...maby not. zilkx! heres your deaging *deages* now go on to the final part. this will go beyond 10 years, to learn how to panic, to learn how to control your panic, and know how to panic and attack thus mastering the panic attack. zilkx's soul: They say ok. ZilkX:*stands up slowly and opens eyes* It is time. we will train with our soul. sezmo: sure... *leaves* zilkx's soul disapeers zilkx: soul? whered ya go? zilkx soul gets sneaks behind zilk x and grows into a monsterous form looking to kill at any givin second. zilkx panics. and it continues for 15 years zilkx: ok soul, ive mastered panicing, now ill try to control it...

Ok, back on topic everyone...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shyguy [/i] [B] Ummm... okay. Whatever :( [/B][/QUOTE] :( you dont get it? *tear* doesnt anyone in this god forsaken forum watch wwf!? "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING" thats one of the rocks phrases :/

lol! go adam. make them the fear the rocks name! they smell it now, oh yes, there feeling your electricity, from the electryifying man in world wide web today....if ya smellallalalallalalalalow! waht Adam........is......cookin....