Chaos

So that means if I believe in the thing about picking up pennies if they are heads-up, they will come true? How simple. That is ridiculous. Your belief is just a lame quote from someone trying to sound cool. -_-

I must ask, if it is a [b][i]freedom[/i][/b], then how can it be taken too far? Main Entry: free·dom Pronunciation: 'frE-d&m Function: noun Date: before 12th century 1 : the quality or state of being free: as a : the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action b : liberation from slavery or restraint or from the power of another : INDEPENDENCE If someone writes a song bashing Muslims, I don't care. That's the beauty of the First Amendment. If someone wants to walk around saying "Stupid towelheads, we should piss on them and then burn 'em all", they can, because it is a freedom. An unalienable right. John Locke and all that ********. I'd like to recall a political comic that showed an "average Joe" talking to his boss, who has strict policies at his office; [i]"Mr. Smyth, your strict rules here have made the work enviroment very harsh; we can't say what we like, we can't wear what we like, we don't get weekends off, no vacations, no raises, no insurance! This is completely insane! We can't even have our own opinion!" "Err...didn't you just GIVE me your opinion..?"[/i] Point of the matter is this; we have the right to say as we please, to believe in the religion we please, and all of that grand stuff. And as long as it's there, people will use it. If you don't want to hear all of this Muslim-bashing, then don't listen to it. P.S.: John Stewart does a wonderful job at putting in tidbits of wit into real news. And if you can't see that for what it is, then I pity you. Severely. And South Park is just plain in-your-face. Again, if you don't want to see it, don't watch it.

Firstly, vices are a matter of opinion. No one has the right to judge morality, unless it is on one's own part. After that, it's a conflict of the minds. It's as simple as that. If you were lost in the forest for your entire life, not knowing anything except your own thoughts, then morality would be what you decide. Society puts boundaries and vices and limits on what people should say, do, think, etc. because at one point in time, somebody stepped up and started talking and filling peoples' heads with sentimental ********. Secondly, I wouldn't say that I have any vices, because if I did, that would mean I am second-guessing my own sense of integrity. If I willingly do it, then I do it because it is what I want to do it, and if I want to do it, then it can't be particularly wrong. By far, the biggest vice has to be stupidity. Ranging from racism, to sexism, to elitism, to, of course, morality, and to just acting idiotic. Racism in itself is a incredibly stupid. Hating a person for the color of their skin. Heaven forbid nature follows a course. Sexism, well. Almost all distinguishable life forms are inherently female in the first place, so Hell, I will digress. "Vices are: a. An evil, degrading, or immoral practice or habit. b. A serious moral failing. c. Wicked or evil conduct or habits; corruption. d. Sexual immorality, especially prostitution. e. A slight personal failing; a foible: the vice of untidiness. f. A flaw or imperfection; a defect. g. A physical defect or weakness." a. Cursing, I suppose b. I fail to see why children being killed is so bad. c. Well, there was that time with the M80s and the kitten... d. ....I won't go into this, to protect myself for further incrimination. e. I'm lazy and evasive of blame. f. I'm highly apathetic; I suppose this would be a vice. g. My right arm is a pinch longer than my left. Now, let's see. ..Hmm, yes. I don't see a problem with any of which I listed just above. That would prove my first little blurb on morality.

Hmm. "I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious."

*scratches back of neck* How did we manage to go from metrosexuality to homosexual being a choice/not an option to racial issues back to metrosexuality? Hell if I know. All I know is that the word "stereotype" is the most common adjective in the entire thread. *shrugs* Which should tell you something about metrosexuality.

I find this utterly hilarious. South Park is here punking the Hell out of all of these so-called "liberals" and at the end, they show how weak-minded they are. My point is this; "Metrosexual" guys are following a fad. In this age, everyone's trying not to hate and be open-minded and be fair. But by trying so hard, they end up doing the exact opposite. And end up being so stereotypical it's not even funny. The entire world just needs to sit back, accept people for who they are, and shut the hell up.

The only remaining things are; 1) Jelsoft has a hard-on for AOL users and wants to make them suffer. -or- 2) There is a glitch in a line of code somewhere on OB's programming and sends up a red flag for certain IPs.

It's only the North American server of AOL that has this problem, it seems. The only conclusion I can come to is that a partial IP was banned to keep someone on dial-up from coming back and it matches halfway to some AOL people. Mine included. Mitch, download Netscape or something. Or tell your parents their facist rule has restricted you from extending your mental stimuli and as a result your brain has gone into recession and you will eventually become disabled from the ears-down if they do not revoke the strict controls. O-o;

"...anything from a mace to a sharp dildo would be acceptable." That is the funniest damn thing I've read/seen all month. [b]Real Name:[/b] Erich Detering [b]Callsign:[/b] Schatten [b]Age:[/b] 29 [b]Gender:[/b] Male [b]Alliance:[/b] Neutral; Mercenary [b]Biography:[/b] Born and raised in Berlin, Erich was the son of a well-made-off ex-crimelord on leave for the Witness Protection Program. Early on in his life, the past of his father and mother seeped into his mind; he admirred both of his parents very much. They beat the system, got one over on the man, outran the long-arm of the law. He prided himself on saying "Yes, I am the son of Tjaden and Ilsa Detering", and having people bend over backwards to make him happy shortly afterwards. For his fifth birthday, a celebration his family liked to keep quiet and reserved, he recieved a most strange gift -- a large sword. It was steel, double-sided, and very heavy. Erich could barely make it budge, even with all his strength. His father had placed it on the table after Erich had finished eating a small piece of rum cake, wrapped in brown paper. Erich looked a bit curious for a few moments, trying to guess what it was, before gingerly taking the wrapping off, inch by inch, one fold at a time. His father quoted a line etched into the blade's hilt; "True strength comes not from the muscle, or the weapon, or the fury of anger; but from the mind and mouth and heart." The young Erich did not fully understand, but his father told him to pick it up. Erich could not move it, not one inch. His father only smiled gently at his efforts. He picked his toddler son up, holding him in his arms, and said they would try next year, and the year that he could manage to pick the sword up would be the year everything would change. As said before, Erich did not understand. But he soon forgot of the weapon, more enticed by model airplanes, candy, yo-yos, and that such. He often "borrowed", as his mother used to say, trinkets from his friends, not intending to return them. He would also play with animals that wandered onto their property, usually finding the joy of teasing it with a stick or stone for some time until it ran off or his father shot it with his revolver. On his seventh birthday, Erich managed to pick up the earlier sword, barely a centimetre off the table, but nonetheless, he picked it up. It was then, that his training began. First, it was fencing. Every day, he would spar with his father, the flimsy tin swords flashing for hours on end. Time and time again, Erich was classed by his father, but he was steadily getting better, and when he eventually won a match, they progressed. Using obsolete weapons from World War II, Tjaden Detering taught his son nearly everything; from long-range sniping to grenade warfare to hand-to-hand combat. The latter was what he excelled at. Years later, at the age of seventeen, he moved away, his pocket book filled with crisp bills, to Japan, for personal reasons. He had bought bonds in Sony, and went to oversee a buisness transaction. For unknown purposes, he stayed. [b]Personality:[/b] Very quiet usually, saving his emotional outbursts for after something big has transpired; he will turn the other cheek when someone insults him, but meet up with them in the parking lot soon after. He openly angers very seldomly, and when that happens, it is only a curl of the lip and feverish cursing. Push him yet further, and it will come to blows and swings. In otherwords, he has an almost gentleman-like air around him, but when he unbuttons his jacket and tosses it aside, expect some pain. [b]Weapon:[/b] [b]Raserei[/b]; A sword he won in a contest when he was thirteen. His skill is unbearibly gifted with this weapon [img]http://artillerie.250free.com/Raserei2.jpg[/img] [b]Picture:[/b] Attachment. Sideburns aren't that thick.

When I was younger, I grew up across the street with this guy, that I came to found out, killed a cop a few months ago. *shrugs* Don't suppose you all know about Derrick Todd Lee? Rapist that struck five or so times down here [Southern Louisiana]. Killed five, buried one under his porch, etc. Nothing too innovative. Had a bunch of women scared, though. I found it hilarious, in my opinion, that all of these females were going insane over this guy while he was in custody. *shrugs* But, oh, yeah, about 9/11... :p Kidding, Mitch.

Also, look at it this way; if we went ahead with a premature v7 launch on incomplete vB3, we also run the risk of putting holes in the MySQL and php tables. What does that mean? It means we might loose all posts, all styles, and everything inbetween. Sure, I'm sure either Adam, James, or Justin [jblessing] back up OB every couple of days, but think back to v6 launch. Remember how long that took? A month and a half? Patience is a virture. [Plus if you squint reaaaallllllyyy hard, OBv6 kinda looks like LiquidOtaku. XD]

Get it into your thick skulls, Furiza is a MALE. And his race DOES have females. We just don't see them? Proof? Furiza says a line like "I will teach you a lesson, Saiya-jin. Just like the kind my loving mother and father used to." It was in the dubs and subs. So please, stop with this spamming. It is a fact that Furiza is a guy, there are females of his race, and that there are female Saiya-jins as well.

I fell asleep eating one time. That should be enough for you to understand [b]sleep > TheOtaku.[/b] [i]OB[/i], on the other hand, is more attractive to me. But I'd still take sleep over wasting a few hours just browsing. Speaking of which...*snooooore*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssjBrolli [/i] [B][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=darkblue]Chaos no offense but what are you? Some sort of cat? That is some straight up crazy stuff right there.[/font][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] No, just some crazy Louisiana boy that forgets the golden rule of "look both ways before you cross". [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by destro53 [/i] [B]Wow. Don't mess with Chaos. I'll be sure to keep my doors locked while you flip over my hood. *Loves the mental pictures* [/B][/QUOTE] Haha, I can punch through glass. ;) Never tried it, but if I can dent a steel pole, I can break glass. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Break [/i] [B][size=1][color=CC0000]Impossible... hmm.. *thinks*... Oh! This year on my summer vacation I was in Tonga, and one day I was just like, "okay I'm gonna go rock climbing as far as I can along the coast of the island." So.. I did. And it was all good and cheerful, and sunburny-back until there was this huge gap in the rocks. So I had to climb this rock face, making me even higher so that I could jump across this gap, about 6/7ft wide, and the footing wasn't exactly great. Below me was a load of sharp rocks and coral.. then I just blanked my mind and jumped. I was quite surprised and shaken that I made it and I landed on the otherside okay, but the rocks cut my toe open and killed my hands a lot. Good fun there. :)[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] If you ever get yourself killed like that, I swear to God I will revive you and stab you in the eye with a rusty spork. o.<

Eyes..bleeding...reading...too fast...too many fr-...frames. *dies slowly, blood gushing from ruptured eyeballs* *writes out a message using blood; 9/10 -- I didn't understand most of it, because it went too fast, but what I did read was plenty funny*

No, actually, people here are just plain stupid. They go ten miles an hour on the highway and fifty in a school zone. And I suggest you don't. I got into fight with nine of those people from the thirty. They all walked away worse off than I.

I have survived being hit a total of thirty times by moving cars. Without a broken bone or other serious injury. The funny part? Three times out of the thirty it was the same driver. lol

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Double_B_Daigo [/i] [B]MS, without love, you couldn't hate love. If you didn't have love, you wouldn't know what it meant not hate something. You wouldn't know you disliked something if you didn't know what you liked in the first place. This is the last time i'm gonna post that. Oh, and you will find love. Everyone has a person that loves them back, just search hard for it, bud. [/B][/QUOTE] Again, I refer to my second comment, about hating that person instantly. If I didn't know the person lovingly, but still hated them, that means that I am right once more. :) But if you still won't admit your incorrect rantings, look at it this way; Love is only a stronger version of liking. I said I'd remove love, not all forms of affection. So, if I don't 'like' someone, and there is no love, then what? I'm either apathetic or I hate them. Simple. Don't try to play me off by saying I didn't get the point. I got the ******* point. I'm not some halfwit what can't spell the word "and". And is it me or do Kanojo's post sound and look really newbish? Referring to yourself in the fourth person, Kanojo, is a stupid thing to do. You yourself said you choose to ignore your emotions. Apathy, my clueless friend, is an emotion, too. No one can EVER be completely emotionless.

[i]The sun had just come up to seem to level with Venus just a moment ago. The cameras on the exterior plates were tiny specks, not much to even notice. Glittering dots in the rising sun. They shined back at the star in the sky, as they rotated and focused minisculely. Arano flipped through the different angles with the tap of the lower right corner of the small plasma screen monitor he had in his lap. Land was off in the distance. The land he left just to do what he already knew he could do. The palaverous adventures of the apes. The sudden disdain towards humans had sprung up like crabgrass in an ill-manicured lawn. As if overnight, their actions for order and the need for a system was actually against the system. If something is programmed to do just that, and it must follow it's programming, then what is the need to test it after it has been proven to work? Mindless, hairless, gutless apes. His thoughts swarmed, binary code converting in his internal CPU, twisting into information, resulting in projected thoughts in his conscious mind; killing the drones, the bland feeling of cold, nay, icy pleasure as he slaughtered; the process of dismembering the original prototypes in simulated battles; the deathly grim mayhem of a full-out war in urban surroundings; the stench of human fear, of human sweat, of human blood. [color=red]"The blood which belongs on my hands."[/color] Arano shook his head violently, the small ding of the intercom awakening him from his babbling mind.[/i] "Land ahead," Cyan said, with a note or two of anticipation in his gentle voice, "We'll be landing shortly."

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sara [/i] [B][FONT=arial]I don't want your pity, I want to drive an anvil through your temple for not putting a warning on the spoiler tag and subjecting me to that. :p[/FONT] [/B][/QUOTE] So sue me. I was just expressing my wish to be James so that I could "ride around on a kangaroo", like some amount of people said once. [size=1]And please, for the love of God, don't do such with an anvil. My head has too many holes in it as it is. :drunk:[/size]

I just noticed that everyone that said they wanted to be me [I believe it was only one person] does not know the real me. What does that mean? The general public has accepted the fact that I'm an *******. Yes! *high fives mirror* Also, Drix would be cool to be. Just for the Hell of it. I'd like to be semi-goth and completely insane [instead of just completely insane] for a day. [spoiler]And I have to say this, for the sake of the newbies; "i wunt 2 b jems so 1 cna rid on a cangarou lolz omg wtfz?!111"[/spoiler] Note: If you can understand that last part, I pity you, because you a) know what people have said in the past, and, b) your eyes are no doubt bleeding right now.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Boo [/i] [B][size=1][color=red]Nice job for a n00b lol *hides away for angry Ken*[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Who the **** are you calling a 'n00b', newbie? I'd class you any day of the week, ask anybody. Anybody that was around a few months ago. Don't play around like you ******* know me. And now that I've done so with the lamers, thank you all that complimented and whatever to those that didn't like it.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DFantasy [/i] [B][COLOR=blue][I]James because I would love to be in control of everyone on OB's [/I][/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] *laughs* That is probably the most uninformed and clueless post I've seen in a long time. Thanks, I needed that. *laughs again* I would also want to be AJ, so I could head up the multi-multi-mega conglomerate [b]Blast Corp[/b] and rule all of the little maggots like WalMart and MickyD's. And because he's going to get PS2 games and gear uuber cheap soon.

I'd want to be Ken, just so I could do **** and blame it on him. Haha, tough luck, bro. :p Or Tori, so I could do several things, most of which I cannot mention on these forums. [Heh, kill me quickly this time, Tor. :D] Being Piro would be cool. Being pimp is always cool. ;D I'd also like the be James, so I could be all official and cool and stuff. Other random people would be nice to be, just to do things as them and slander them. :D

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by doukeshi03 [/i] [B]Oh and by the way Harry, the customer isn't always right you aren't always blameless you know. [/B][/QUOTE] You're wrong there. Every district manager admits and follows the golden rule of all [smart] businesses; the customer is ALWAYS right. Because without them being right, you don't don't get a paycheck. And trust me, just pissing off one person can hurt you, especially if you're in a small town.