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What would you do with a Trillion dollars?
Chaos replied to Senor Ding Dong's topic in General Discussion
Top Ten List... 10) Host Annual OtakuBoards Convention in Las Vegas. 9) Send money to Connor [Flash] so that he can get the overly-priced broadband in New Zealand; same with James, Lock, and other people...maybe other people. 8) Fly myself and Ken to Canada to cash in on the hugs Britty promised. 7) Go see my main man, Craig [Yoda], bring him here, fly Ken in, along with the whole 'blow **** up' group, and chill during Mardi Gras. 6) Buy all of those neato PS2 games [Reign of Fire, SOCOM, Tekken 4, Red Faction 2, etc.]. 5) Buy myself the PS8000 home computer that I've been eyeing lately and sup that SOG up. 4) Be like Tommy V. and take over New Orleans through many bloody and drug-filled adventures. 3) Legalize weed. 2) Buy a genetics company and start trying to go all 'Ingen' and try to recreate dinosaurs and sabretooth tigers. Those were just so kick-***. Also, I'd make a department to make those nifty exploding coins of mine. 1) Do you realize how much beer I could get with a trillion dollars? -
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by S@bretooth [/i] [B][size=1] [color=blue] *saves small nuclear explosion for use when medra has disused and forgotten about it. ~_^* [/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Heh. I doubt I'll ever get rid of this avatar. But Hell. Try and use this thing as your avatar. Unless James changed some stuff around, you won't be able to. ;)
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B]YEAH! I wonder what these idiots would say then! Anyway, French Fries aren't even FRENCH! It was invented by a Belgians. (The only relation to the French is the fact that the French sold them to Americans) The frozen French fry we use in Fast Food resturants was invented by an AMERICAN! In fact, only in America do they call them FRENCH fries. The English call them chips. The French call them "fried apples"... This is absolutely ridiculous. Blame your own country for making it French you stupid asses. [/B][/QUOTE] Furthermore, I believe in an older term in Britian, 'french' meant "cut long and narrow". Thus, french fries would be narrow potato strips dipped in grease. Idiots. Stupid Congress trying to win over the blue-collars. What next [in light of Germany's isolation], are we going to start calling them 'Hamericas'? Haha.
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[b]Name:[/b] 'Havoc'; 'Amatros' [b]Race:[/b] Tool of destruction of the Ikrantu. [b]Age:[/b] Now ageless [b]Weapon:[/b] Teeth, claws, napalm which is stored in body. [b]Supernatural Power:[/b] Aside from natural abilities, he can speak with his mind instead of his mouth [since he actually can't]. [b]Bio:[/b] Sentient beast brought from the darkness by the Shade, as a form of frontline-attacking, a way to initiate the war and a means for total destruction. [b]Description:[/b] His temper matches the fiery burning rage of the napalm that he spews from his body. Cross him once, and you'll be lucky to survive. Cross him twice and survive, then you have most likely the best run of luck ever. Cross him three times and survive, and Hell will freeze over. Or so, that's what his track record shows; he's killed all who opposed him in a blight of flaming fury. As for size, he's about twenty feet long, and has a wingspan of around thirty-six feet. If you've seen Reign Of Fire, this makes it all a lot easier. [Note; This is such a crappy sign-up because I spent two hours on my original one and Microsoft Word decided that then was the perfect time to have an error.] [size=1]Also, this character is unique. I got special permission from Ken for this, so for your sake, I hope no one tries to copy this.[/size]
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I think someone's been playing too much BF1942... In any case, if it was just limited to tanks, then the T-34. The T-34 was easily the best tank of it's era, if it were to go toe-to-toe with any other land vehicle. If we're talking all land vehicles, then the Priest. Sit on the side-lines and take potshots at the enemy base. Sure, Artillery is considerably useless if there's air support around, but that's why you aim for communication links first. :D For those of you wondering why he'd laugh at you if you picked the M4 Sherman, it's because of three things; 1) It's gun is useless against anything with an equal amount of armoring, 2) It caught on fire VERY easily, and 3) It guzzled gas like a fish.
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Or we could just leave the smilies as they are, as it really doesn't flippin matter. :p
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Harlequin [/i] [B][font=gothic][color=crimson]Oh for Christ's sake. It's a small, 80 by 80 pixel, at the most, picture, that occupies about 5% of your screen, at the most. Probably a lot less. Why, exactly, do you give a damn? If someone wants to go and make themselves look like a lazy wackjob, then go ahead. I mean, it's not like they'd be giving anyone false impressions of themselves or anything.[/font][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Not only that, but I would LOVE to see someone even TRY and use my avatar...^-^ But yeah. It's a picture. Get over it. It's not going to kill you. And also, unless you handdrew/created it, it's not really 'yours'. PS: John, you're too ****ing melodramatic.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by anime_gurl [/i] [B]My mom has to do some interview thingy for a bible study class she's in. She has to ask people who don't go to church: 1.) What thoughts or words come to mind when someone says, "Church" 2.) Give two reasons why you don't go to church 3.) What qualities do you think a church needs to be a "good" church? I'd greatly appreciate it if just one of you answered these. My mom is pretty desperate... (It's kinda scaring me) [/B][/QUOTE] 1) Hypocrits, Degenerates, Scandalists 2) a.) The Chruch lies so much it's not even worth it. They could say that we need to get rid of our worldly possessions, and after mass, I see Father drive away in a BMW. b.) White Supremists infest my local churches. c.) I shouldn't have to go to a building which proclaims to be 'the House of God' to pray, or beg forgiveness, or whatever. If God is constantly with us, and will always be willing to hear us and forgive us, then why do I need to pay 75 bucks a month to go to Chruch? 3) All churches must be broken down and burnt. You don't need a specific place to be with God. But if that's too far, then end all of he hypocracy.
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As interesting is that all is..I'm trying to find a meaning for this topic? I'm going to guess that you're saying that the entire world is going to Hell in a Handbasket unless we ship up, and stop counting freckles on wooden dolls and debating the color of flowers? In that case, I think that this modernized world needs to take a step back from urbanization, and looks at the more free side of nature, and learn the contrast between steel and cement in comparison of wood and leaves. In a related matter, pie rocks. Wait... The Hell with that. Hmm. I can see it now. 'Monkey sues state of Indiana for constricting his right to inhale carbon monoxide! In other, related news, tobacco companies are now suing themselves for fifteen billion dollars. Spokesman for each company tried to reply, but in attempt to cut back on costs, now the CEO/Tester/Accountant/Spokesman have been combined into one; upon interview, he passed out from expensive scotch, choked on smoke, had a mid-life crisis, and denied further comment.'
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I lie almost constantly on a day-to-day basis, so all that Sara said I could and would easily do. It's a bonus of being an *******.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Black_Phoenix [/i] [B]This thread is just to compare records that you have set in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. [b]Longest Insane Jump[/b]: approx. 230 ft. [b]Greatest Insane Jump Rotation[/b]: 330+ degrees [b]Most Damage Created[/b]: $6.5 million [b]Highest Vigilante Level[/b]: Lvl 45 in a Hunter VTOL. [b]Most Money Collected[/b]: $3 million That is all I can think of for now. [/B][/QUOTE] Hah! That's it? [b]Longest Insane Jump:[/b] 107 m [b]Greatest Insane Jump Rotation:[/b]439 degrees [b]Property Destroyed:[/b] $9,538,013 [b]Highest Vigilante Mission Level:[/b] 101 [b]Times Busted in 233 days in the game with 67 hours and 7 minutes of play:[/b] 9 [b]Current Cash Amount:[/b] $102,164,378 [b]Highest Media Attention:[/b] 2,860; Stuff Of Legends
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The 'On.The.Distortion' sucks. Makes it look stupid. Other than that, it rocks. I like how the green mass kinda looks like the head of one of those 'Reign of Fire' dragons.
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Anime The Official Dragonball GT Dub Thread.
Chaos replied to Jinzouningen17's topic in Otaku Central
Jinzo, I should slap you for finding that horrible mockery of both GT and rap. -_- 1) At least Rock The Dragon had a semi-logical beat to it. 2) Hey, I liked Dan Dan Kokoro, thank you very much! :grumble: 3) I will be watching GT for three reasons; a) Super 17, b) Super Saiya-jin 4/Super 4 Vegita, and c) Bebi Vegita. You can't mess with Bebi Vegita. "I hate everything about Kakarot. I will eliminate you." -
Removal of Expectations is the key to contentment
Chaos replied to Harry's topic in General Discussion
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Harry [/i] [B]Speaking from the person that has not yet posted a post towards me without flaming me? Why do you even respond? All you do is post **** towards me and then you call me snooty? Do you even remember what I did to you? OH YEAH! Nothing. All you have been doing is calling me a moron ever since I got here, but that's ok since you're an almighty mod right? **** you. [/B][/QUOTE] 1) I respond because I saw an injustice, and I aimed to fix it. 2) If I was to flame you, you'd know it. That's basically a tea party joke I just dished out. 3) I'm calling you a moron because that's what you come across as. 4) And no, it's not because I am an 'almighty' mod; it's because I speak my mind. -
*stomps BigCajones into the ground* NEVER steal my answers...that's called cheating. -_-
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Removal of Expectations is the key to contentment
Chaos replied to Harry's topic in General Discussion
Harry, you make things so melodramatic. Live generally has one purpose; to make those around you suffer, provided that you don't give in to your pleasures. Free will is an intoxicating ability that can either make or break you. You have to go about understanding, my dear lunatic, that it depends 90 percent of the time on you. If you strive, try hard, and don't let up, you'll more than likely reach your goal. If you go around with a chip on your shoulder, you'll be less than par with hopes and dreams. Unless of course you're a snooty idiot who thinks he's better than everyone because his family has a three-door garage and a BMW waiting for him when he gets his licence that would be bought by rubbing elbows with the mayor. [If you know who I'm insulting, give yourself a pat on the back.] -
Wait, wait. I hate some Muslims because extremists crashed a plane into a building and killed about 2,400 people? No, not really. What I hate are the actual extremist Muslims that burn American flags and perform acts of 'terrorism'. Learn that useful fact, you pugnacious moron.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cute_eyes [/i] [B]question why do boys like that name bra lol it's odd but i don't understand the reason ur sooo upset there really is no reason to be mad bout that i mean if u were a gurl i don't know wot u would do because it's odd lol so don't get me satrted over here plz [/B][/QUOTE] We're upset because censorship sucks ***.
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And thus the Western Hemisphere crumbles... I'm just going to arrogantly post in here without getting confirmation that I may join from LK. Since, afterall, that's why we have the 'delete' function. [b]Name:[/b] Neil [b]Alleigance:[/b] Tori's Innocent and Beautiful self [b]Weapon:[/b] He's the Saiya-jin God of Fury. Need I say more? [b]Magic:[/b] Aside from ki, necromatic control and slight possesion of lightning abilities. [b]Description:[/b] Picture...as soon as I find it. [b]Bio:[/b] A great friend to Ken, Craig, Tori, blahblahblah. Evil and stuff. Likes explosions. OBBII really tells you all that you need to know. -- -- -- [b]Name:[/b] MiniNeil [b]Alleigance:[/b] Flash's Evil Empire [Commander] [b]Weapon/Magic/Description/Bio:[/b] He's just a smaller version of Neil. -- -- -- [i]Darkness slid into the room, a single faint light cast over his throne. The plushie counterpart of Flash sat, twirling his wand slowly, tauntingly. His eyes were narrow slits of turmoil and hatred. His seemingly joking air that was around him before had left. A small smirk crept onto his face as the creak of a door sounded, and soft-padding feet came his way. The hollow echo of the gentle steps matched the calm yet omnious setting of the room. There, on the edge of the circle of light that encased Flash, stood MiniNeil. His jet-black hair spiked naturallu up, his face drawn solumn, and his fists clentched.[/i] [b]MiniNeil:[/b] "My Liege. The Eastern villages have fallen. But not without great difficulty. The troops were lost. We had faced heavy resistance. The Queen sent...him...to guard the town. But, he retreated when I pulled out the stops." [i]The chibi version of everyone's favorite mass-murderer pointed to his flicking tail, a plae brown in the soft light.[/i] [b]MiniNeil:[/b] "M'Lord, you were right. The Queen and King's Chief of Security was indeed there. He was killed when a stray ki blast went arwy." [b]MiniFlash:[/b] "Excellent. You have done well, Commander. I wish you to now see to your Lieutenants. Zeh seems like the only competent one." [b]MiniNeil:[/b] "What of Ajenia?" [b]MiniFlash:[/b] "En route on a conquest of a centered village." [b]MiniNeil:[/b] "My King..." [i]MiniNeil bowed respectfully, before turning off into the darkness to leave the castle...[/i] -- -- -- -- [i]He staggered in, bloody all over. His suit was ripped here and there, blood staining the cloth. His armor was shattered a bit, and his face was bloodied. He looked as if he had been through a meat grinder. Several plushies drug him into the Throne Room, on a small cart, and surprised gasps overtook the room, as random guards crowded around, along with the Queen and Ken. There, on the buggie, was Neil. His eyes were half-closed and glazed over. His voice was raspy and hoarse.[/i] [b]Neil:[/b] "My Queen. Your..your royal village Ingiourll has fallen. The cursed MiniFlash sent an entire army after them. I did what I could...but my counterpart... He transformed before I even knew he was there." [i]A brief flash of memory of the battle just moments before the attack was sent to all in the room, via telepathy [spoiler][attachment][/spoiler].[/i] [b]Neil:[/b] "Pounded me senseless. Luckily, these escorts for the King found me after MiniNeil left. They should be knighted." [b]Tori:[/b] "Neil, I say this with all honesty...GET YOUR *** UP!" [b]Neil:[/b] "I would...but the little one did hurt me quite some bit. Ah, well." [i]Neil cleared his throat, and casually stood up. He looked his body over, dusting his arms off.[/i] [b]Neil:[/b] "...I would normally go and utterly destroy Flash's castle..but with MiniKen missing, and his forces on the move, we don't have enough time to waste such rescources." [b]Ken:[/b] "I know, hmm?" [b]Tori:[/b] "Now, as I was saying..."
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Charles [/i] [B]So, it's quite unfair to dismiss the issue as mushy and unimportant in the grand scheme of things. This is a life affecting decision.[/B][/QUOTE] And having sex underage and out of wedlock isn't? Haha. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Harry [/i] [B]Why do you insist to have a child born that nobody wants? Might as well kill it off early. [/B][/QUOTE] You have just prooved what I've been saying all along; you are a complete and total ****ing idiot. Any moron with half of a brain can tell I'm pro-abortion.
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God, the number of bleeding hearts. I swear, you'll all going to do me in with this mushy 'abortion' crap. Please, people. Countries are bombing and shooting at each other, and you find the time to cry over a barely sentient being, of which, morally, shouldn't have been created. Moreover, if the child was NOT a product of rape, then the mother has no one to blame but herself. Harsh? Yes. True? Yes. I'm tired of people running around doing this and that, only to turn around sniveling and whining about "It's so sad this happened" and the assorted junk. I had a friend die in a car wreck a few years ago because he had been drinking while doing 120 down the highway. Though he survived for a few days, he knew how I felt to the matter; I was both angry and yet deeply hurt at the same time. He was like a brother to me, but I still just wanted to backhand the piss out of him. It's high time people started taking responsibility for their foolish decisions.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][color=indigo][size=1]Take a look at Hannibal.[/color][/size] [/B][/QUOTE] How fitting for this topic...;P Anyway, I'd mostly do like Piro. Wait and see how long I can go..but when I reach my limit, I'd clock somebody over the head and dig in. Simple as that. I have little remorse, so eh. Live it up.
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Read through the topic first next time, D*Star. :p Also, when it says "Guest looking at attachment at so and so", it's because the Guest is looking at a page in which your banner is on. Since the image is directly connected to the site, it would be the first to register. Sorry to shatter your stalkerish dreams. o.<
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Radial blur with plastic wrap and adding numbers and dots are not cool. Hellbird is cool. ^-^;; *points to the harsh change between red, white, and blue* Well, I suppose you're patriotic at least...O_o
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This is really bothering me. While watching a video of the M60 firing from [url]www.gtavicecity.com[/url], you see that the camera is about even with Tommy's kneecap, and inbetween the center of his body and his right shoulder. Moreover, the camera doesn't swing around to behind him when he shoots. Is this just a developer's pre-completed gimmick to make things look cooler, or can this been achieved in actual gameplay? The reason why I ask is because I want to be able to do that. Make it more like a TV show or movie than a shooter. =/