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ROFL!!! Juu, I know that banner's'not aimed towards me, cuz...Well..*aims hand at nearby city, and in a flash of ki, there is no more city* Heh... Pretty good Zero... But I know the secret of that banner... But I won't tell anyone..;P [b]6.10[/b]
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Wrong Piro, but close... That's actually a texture feature I tried and messed around with. No clouds. All I did was use that Fire Hazard method, but using black and white this time. THEN I used Find Edges, then played around with levels and contrasts. A few slight motion blurs, slapped some text on it, Guasanned the text, slit out the crosslines, and boom. You were about 6.64556346466356645645647485359424782301941-01234120473490437490127403% right...:cross:
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Then what did I do, Mr. Smart-***? ;P
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Newest banner yet. And I swear ta Gawd, this only took around five minutes to complete. [url=http://www.itsmysite.com/utter_chaos147/images/Bloodline-R.gif]B L O O D L I N E[/url] All praise and donated money for a job well done should be posted/sent to me. Any gripes, flames, or rants should be sent to [email]Bill_Gates@microsoft.com[/email]
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Strong Points: Incredibly strong (Eee... Who wants to play football? ^-^) I can make jokes about myself I don't take no ****, and I stand for what I believe. Weak Points: I'm almost completely emotionless (I actually view this as a strong point) I'm highly unstable and volitile. I can easily get side-tracked with shiney objects (I'm not kidding. I could be working to save the world, and if I see a blinking red button, I [i]have[/i] to press it.)
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[i]With a loud squeal of tires, the Mustang came to a stop, long having lost the Stinger's view. But Neil didn't even know about the Stinger; he only had one thing on his mind: reporting to Asuka. Within mere seconds of activating the alarm/shocker device, Neil was walking through the sliding glass door. Asuka was awake, enjoying the night stars for once. Just relaxing by her pool. She smiled softly when Neil approached, sipping a martini.[/i] [b]Asuka:[/b] "Well, if it isn't my little errand boy. Did you take out the Russian warehouse like I instructed?" [b]Neil:[/b] [size=1]"Not exactly."[/size] [i]This shocked Asuka to no ends. Neil almost ALWAYS completed a mission to the 't'.[/i] [b]Asuka:[/b] "What went wrong?" [b]Neil:[/b] "Several things. One was that Flash was there. Investigating a weapons violation or some sh*t. Also, some Lenoe kid. That stupid f*ck decided to get smart with our ATF friend, and shot off some caps. This attracted the Russians. Me, of course, I tried to kill the Leone, but then the Russians came out. I know I should've stayed, but I was deep in Portland, and Flash is a good friend of mine. I would've gladly killed the Mafia punk, but Flash drove straight to his apartment. Which was basically a war-zone, and you've not doubt heard." [b]Asuka:[/b] "...Well, this is most unfortionate. Oh well. I assume that was you who, ahem..." *points to the Callahan* [b]Neil:[/b] "Partly. That mafia bastard messed up the shot and hit an oil tanker." [b]Asuka:[/b] "Leave it to Leones to mess everything up like that." [i]Just then, the Stinger pulled up at Asuka's in the front, as Neil and Asuka began to chit-chat. The driver, who was dressed in all black, with a ski mask on, pressed a button on a small remote as he stuck a small metal object inder Neil's Mustang's spoiler, before returning to the car, and gunning off into the night...[/i]
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[i]Flash swerved his Esperanto around, heading north. But his progress was anything but progressive--he had to pull into nearly every alley to avoid either Yakuza Stingers or Lobos. Eventually, he came to the Construction Site. There, Neil and Warlock had to slide down to the floor to avoid being seen by Cartel members, for they were on extremely bad terms with the Columbians. Soon after, they were in Yardie territory. Then they got a sight of Zaibatsu's forces. Groups of seven, at least ten platoons of them. Yardies were scrambling to avoid gunfire; most were armed soully with bats. Yakuza, armed with Uzis and handguns, sprayed volleys of bullets into oncoming groups of Zaibatsu. Yardies, obviously outmatched, began jacking cars to start running people over. Flash pulled up in a greasy apartment's covered parking lot, turned off the ignition, and got out. Neil followed quickly, coming behind the Esperanto. Warlock slowly got out, inspecting his sunglasses. The right lens had half of it blasted off. Warlock snarled, his favorite shades were now shattered. Flash smirked, looking at Neil searching through Flash's trunk. He knew what he was looking for, and so did Neil.. Pulling out a doublely-thick ammo belt, Neil looked as if he was about to be air-dropped in Normandy. But still he rummaged, filling the belt with shells, clips, and some grenades. But there, at the bottom of the huge pile in the trunk, was a backpack. Neil took that as if it were a gallon of icy water in the desert. When he opened it, he pulled out the Uzi and the Nine millimeter handgun. Holstering them, with the handgun under his belt, and keeping the Uzi out, Neil slung the backpack on. It was filled to the brim with clips for both the Nine and the Uzi. Neil smiled as he picked up a 12-guage pump action shotgun, looking at Flash.[/i] [b]Neil:[/b] "I'm surprised you kept this for me, Flash." [b]Flash:[/b] "I told you you'd get it back one day." [b]Neil:[/b] "How long ago was it that I lent you this backpack and ****?" [b]Flash:[/b] "A good few months at least. But yeah, those Redjacks over in 'Vale were nothing. That Uzi is really powerful." [b]Neil:[/b] "I know, it's my baby... But I'll be going. I'll pay you back for the shotguns." [b]Flash:[/b] "Nah. I held your weapons for a month more than we agreed on." [b]Warlock:[/b] *now standing there* "Seems you two really do go way back." [b]Neil:[/b] "It's a long story, Leone. Now, remember, don't die just yet. I'll be the one to kill ya." [b]Warlock:[/b] "Not likely..." [b]Neil:[/b] "..." [b]Warlock:[/b] "..." [i]With that done, Neil walked off, leaving Warlock and Flash to go up to the ATF Chief's apartment. Before Neil even stepped out of the alley, Neil began shooting. His fellow Yakuza members roared in cheer when they saw him, the One-man War. Later that night, the fighting had quieted down. The Yardies had been severely beaten, the SRS had retreated before any serious damage could be done, and the Yakuza came out marginally better than the Zaibatsu. Two blocks away from Flash's apartment, Neil climbed into his Mustang, roaring off into the A.M. Loud music from Game Radio blared so deafeningly, people could hear it from a mile away. While Neil made his way back to Asuka's condo, he didn't notice the Yakuza Stinger that had been sitting in perfect view of him the whole time when he loaded up his weapons. The driver in the Stinger took off, following Neil to Asuka's...[/i]
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Chaos replied to projekt_navi's topic in Creative Works
Both seem to contridict themsevles, color-wise. You go from deep red to a bright, very faint blue. From blackish to green. I don't like them, Sam I am. o.o;;; Seriously, they're ok, but there's always room for improvement. -
And ranting and complaining about it in another topic in another forum on the same boards doesn't help your image, either.
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Aries, Anime starts out with the characters speaking Japanese...-.- 1, 2, 3: No. 4: Only one sticks in my mind: Baka...:p 5: No...O_o;;; 6: The what? Oh, none. 7: No..o.o;;; 8: Hell yeah. Then I can curse people out and they won't know it...^-^;;; Also, I wanna learn German. I wanna frickin know what I'm screamin when I listen to Ramenstein...o.o;;
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While this banner in nice, Chris' "Watch Porno" banner was the best ever. Except for that old Simpsons banner that Flash made way back when. This banner makes me feel as if something is left to be desired; I think something's missing. I think there's too many colors. But who cares what I think?
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Ratings are stupid. Completely and utterly stupid. I mean, they have puppets in G movies saying "Hell" and "damn", so what's the point of setting restrictions, when the founding company of the system disobeys them? This falls under the whole "censorship" thing for me. Thus I oppose it.
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A little too simplistic for my tastes, but by all means nice. Nothing to get excited over, nothing to cry about. :)
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Right on ;) Perhaps I should clarify that it is indeed a photograph. I used the computer to both convert it to grayscale and color it (which actually took forever)...that may lower your opinions a bit :whoops:[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] I myself understood that, but it seemed as if the completed form of the picture was actually a straight-up snapshot. That is truly amazing. Give yourself a pat on the back for a job VERY nicely done.
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Hot damn. HELLA good... To be honest the first thing I noticed was your shirt. No, not like that. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't look hand-drawn. It looks real. Like you just took a snapshot and posted it. I'm very impressed. :)
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To vegeta rocker: You DO know it's pronounced "Satin", like the cloth, right? In any case, yeah, don't knock Satan! :mrt: He'll kick anyone of yall's asses in a heartbeat. Cept for me and Seph... Seph because...Seph is Seph... And, well, I'm me. *cough* Ja... I've lost it again.
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Soul Reaver 2, definatly. The trailer on Blood Omen 2 man... That rocked. Must get SR2...o.o;;; Either that or I'll just keep saving up for GTA4. Can't go wrong there.
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I take it you weren't trying to kill yourself, judging by that last line. Next time, just drink. Nothin else. Just drink. ;P
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Pretty much it, except one little thing to clear up so some dubbies won't get confused... Dende's dragon could grant two wishes; Kami's could not.
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Actually, the Namekian dragon is the most powerful, as it is the original. He can grant three wishes, and restore life as many times as he sees fit. The other dragons cannot.
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Note that I said benifiet. Meaning that was the only good thing about uniforms. And yes, uniforms suck...-_-
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Omniroth [/i] [B][font=century][COLOR=crimson]My Dreams? Heh heh...you dont wanna know my dreams. Full of death, hatred...something few can stand up to.[/COLOR] [/font] [/B][/QUOTE] Basically the same thing half of the people in the world dream about. Cool. Anything in particular? Like a war or something? My personal favorites are the dreams that consist me starting and accelerating Armageddon...:whoops:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Phantom [/i] [B]Sorry neil...Too much trunk, not enough hentai...such a let down[/B][/QUOTE] Just shut up. I don't think about hentai all the time, goddammit. I'm too busy killing ****. Now, quietly rethink your thoughts before you act upon them. As for the pic being a mini poster...um...well, All I can say is, it looks a bit...overwhelming. I'm sensing that you are completely obsessed with Trunks/the guy that looks like Piry...:P But ja, it overall looks nice. Hella better than I could do.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i] [B]ugh...my mind is not a pretty place. [/B][/QUOTE] Join the club... ...Which is about half of the people on this board, but join the damn club none the less. Also, I had a fairly interesting dream last night. I dreamt I was in Blood Omen 2 instead of Kain. Woo. Fear the vampiric madness!! >
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Meh... The benifiet of having uniforms at school: Your parents can't discriminate what you wear. But you have a right to wear what you want, kiddo. Here's the deal. Wear what you wanna wear at school. Just put the 'normal' shirt on top, and take it off when you get to school/out of your parents' viewing range.