[QUOTE=elfpirate][b]This one's easy--no contest--it's [u]Jester on Socom[/u]. [/b]
[b]That freakin' bastard is [i]always[/i] doing something retarded and screwing up the missions. [/b][b]You tell your team to stay put, and that jerk goes running out and gives away your position... or he runs right up to the C4 you've just set and blows himself to smithereens. [/b][b]It's always [i]something[/i] with that stupid clown ( *smirk*)... running into walls, firing his weapon when you're making an attempt at stealth, just generally being an idiotic bastard... and doing everything you need him NOT to do if you want to accomplish your mission.[/b]
[b]Jester wins the "Most Irritating Dumbass" award in the video game characters catagory-- hands down.[/b][/QUOTE][QUOTE=Chaos] Boomer, on the other hand... God almighty what idiot did they base his AI off of? I have the entire team on standby and hold position when I'm waiting on a target to present itself, right? It's almost a habit to do so, that's how often I manage. I usually have the silenced M4A1 carbine or the M82A1, so anyone that steps out into my sights is not going to be happy. So what does this fool of a team member do? STRAFES RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I SHOOT!
"Tango spotted, twelve o'clock high."
"No, j00 f00l!"
"AHHH, ARGH UHHH! *gurgle*"
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[b][color=#006400]Well, that's a pretty close call, if you ask me-- they are the moron bros... but, that's what you get for playing Socom.:animesigh AI means "artificial idiocy" in those games... and Boomer and Jester are by far the worst-lol. I still enjoy playing them, though.[/color][/b]
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[b][color=royalblue][quote name='Erika][size=1] AND I HATE TINGLE. ...a sack of lard crammed into a green body suit and a thong just isn't what should be in a [strike]Zelda game[/strike'] any game at all. [/size][/quote][/color][/b]
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[b][color=#006400]Wow- it's a toss-up between those two dumba**es from Socom and Tingle. [/color][/b]
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[b][color=#006400]I think I'm going to have to go with Tingle, because at least you can murder Boomer and Jester when they piss you off enough, but Link is helpless against Tingle... he just has to stand there and take it- he can do nothing. Have you ever tried to murder Tingle? It's simply ineffective. It doesn't even phase him...:animeangr [/b]
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[b][color=#006400](You want your very own fairy, you say? [/color][/b]
[b][color=#006400]*crams fairy where fairies [i]really[/i] don't belong*)[/color][/b]
Heh heh--that would please you Navi, Tatl & other fairy-haters, wouldn't it?[/color][/b]