Your Mother

[SIZE=1]BOOYA- Ahem. Sorry everybody, I didn't know I won.[/SIZE] [IMG]http://www.amazinghumor.com/pics/0067.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=1]Go nuts. I'll pick a winner two or three days.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]If you're this desperate in real life, no girl is going anywhere near you.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]In recent news, a local town hired snipers to shoot down wolves preying on sheep. The wolves, desperate to escape, resort to all sorts of manuevers.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Been here for 4 years, and seen a lot along the way.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]If someone was stupid enough to give me a million dollars, I'd be sure to spend it before the IRS found out. They'd probably aim for 2/3 of the money. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Your Mother. Pronounced "My Mother". Or possibly "Mom."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]This...thread...died four years ago.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]I'm kind of suprised. I thought girls all went for the super-masculine look.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1] (Girl oriented, but guys could post what they prefer.) As you all know, clothes are very important in the perception of a person- especially by the opposite sex. Girls, in particular, judge a guy by what he's wearing, if not just by his looks. The question is, what do girls prefer nowadays? Do you girls go for that "manly man" look- hair cut short, jeans and T-shirt, muscles showing (though that attracts regardless of dress), and work boots? Or is it the other way nowadays? Do girls like the transexual look on a guy? (Ex. long hair, pink shirts, tight muscle shirt, necklaces, bracelets, Puma shoes, and tight jeans) Which way do you like guys dressing? Do you prefer your own style, not mentioned here? If you do, be sure to mention it. Basically, the question is, do you prefer masculine or feminine looking guys? And hygiene is a given in both cases. No need to mention that.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Yo man, is that avatar what I think it is?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]How do you calm your nerves? Everytime I'm about to do something in front of many others, ex. try out for a sport or speak to everyone, I get about a hundred butterflies crashing around in my stomach. I can't help it. Sometimes I wish I were bolder. In the case of sport tryouts, I get nervous and perform far from my best, landing me no chance whatsoever. Does anyone know how to help? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]I envy you guys...I'm sixteen years old and haven't been in a relationship yet.It sucks, but whatever, at least I got friends.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]It's hell down there, man. The last time I've been to New Orleans was maybe six or seven years ago, when I used to live in Ruston, Louisiana. That was before I moved to Jeddah. I was planning on going to LSU in Baton Rouge for college, but now, I'm kind of scared that something like that could happen again. Louisiana always has been a kind of bad-weather place.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Dragon Warrior] [b]Are you aware your thread's acronym is KKK? God, you flippin' racist jackweed![/b][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]I second that, you politically incorrect b*stard. Anyway, I'm going to be a senior now too, and this is a big year and all, looking at colleges. I'm looking for financial aid grants, scholarships, and all that jazz. I'm also trying to get into the best school possible at the same time. It's going to be tough, but I think I'm finally ready for it.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]GEE WHILLIKERS!WELCOME! WHOOP-DE-DOO AND SHUCKAROOS, ZOUNDS AND CHOCOLATE MAGICAL SPRINKLED GUMPDROP RAYS,YOU'VE COME TO THE DARNED RIGHT PLACE! WHERE ALL YOUR DAYS WILL BE SPENT IN JOY, WHERE LIFE IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL PLANTS GROW![/SIZE] [SIZE=3]SHUCKS![/SIZE] [SIZE=1][/recovering from medication overdose][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Ilium][COLOR=DarkRed] Woman: "I'm Sexy. Extremely Sexy." Chappelle Bond: "I'm James Bond *****!" *SLAP* [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Ilium, I just gotta use that in my sig. Pierce Brosnan was probably the best Bond in my opinion. He was a good actor, whether he liked the role or not. All the gaming console models of Bond are modeled after him, anyway. I preferred him to anyone else.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Um, I can't find the game. Did it start?[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet] I just thought of this and had to add it: [b]Isn't Gwen Stefani a bit [i]old[/i] to be singing songs based on High School experiances?[/b][/color][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]I just thought of this. Aren't you a bit [I]old[/I] to be posting on the boards? Nope. She can do what she wants, and so can you. Looks like I'm the lone defender of Gangsta rap, hip-hop, and R&B. Look, say what you want, but there are some seriously talented artists in there. Usher has talent. Alicia Keys has talent. Snoop Dogg and Pharell have talent. Mariah Carey has talent. I could go on and on. If you guys dislike artists, fine. But don't go hating everybody else and calling them idiots for liking the song, or genre, or whatever. I don't like most rock bands. Metallica, System of a Down, Korn, and all those wrist-slashing-goth-people. Linkin Park is the only rock band I could ever stand- no, wait, there's Green Day, they're good.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]You should be glad you got that off your chest Bloodseeker, but there is little that I can tell you. You ought to discuss this with your parents and grandman, too. And be patient. She's old, and the sad truth is she probably won't see another twenty years of life. So enjoy the time you have now. Think of the good, not the bad. And imagine how your mom or dad would be if she died. [/daily good deed][/SIZE]

My real name is Harith Bashir. I used to be on these boards under the alias of Heezay. My mom picked my name- it's Arab, for those of you who think it's odd. Yeah, I'm Arab too. Don't really have any nicknames, everyone calls me by my first name. Online, it's the same.

I need help with Msn Messenger 7.0, I've tried everything and I'm at my wit's end. The error code I keep recieving is "80070190". Does anyone know how to deal with this error? I've used Spybot.

[SIZE=1]Ok, I have HAD IT with my facial skin. Such absolute crap. Zits spring up all over my face no matter WHAT I TRY. I've used everything from oily skin cleanser to pure lemon juice to benzoyl peroxide to VINEGAR and I'm STILL not getting any results. Ugly blackheads. Ugly pimples. I have really oily skin and no matter what I try I can't keep my face from looking like absolute ****. I exercise. I eat well. What the hell is the problem?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]The man. The myth. The legend. Never have I listened to a song by 'Pac without [I]feeling[/I] the meaning behind the words. He is every rapper's idol, he's been imitated and learned from, and his life's work is tremendous. Right now I'm listening to "Street Fame", a song about the streets, and even though that's not new, his lyrics are AWESOME. No one today can top them. [I]No one.[/I] Even though he died in 1996(Believed to have been killed by a henchman from the gang of rival East Coast Rapper Biggie Smalls), he is still making money to this day.That's amazing. His albums are extensive, his lyrics meaningful and rhythmitic. So what do you think of 2pac? Feel free to post your thoughts, but, if you just want to bash rap in general, don't post in here. If you're not going to be openminded, don't post in here. If you don't like 2pac, that's fine, but state your reasons in a constructive way. [URL=http://www.azlyrics.com/19/2pac.html]Albums and Lyrics[/URL] [/SIZE]

[FONT=Arial]Just because you don't like "Candy Shop" doesn't mean that 50 sucks. In fact he's very talented and has a wide range of songs other than his mainstream ones. Check out his better songs, like "Gatman & Robbin'", "Get In My Car", "21 Questions", and definitely his song with The Game, "Hate It or Love it".[/FONT]

First, I would get off the boat and walk down the street to the house of a samurai and subject myself to [B]GRUELING YEARS OF APPRENTICESHIP[/B] in order to become a warrior who will someday use his [B]ULTRA SUPER-POWERS[/B] to [B]SAVE THE WORLD[/B]. [B]AND BECOME THE STAR OF MY OWN ANIME SHOW.[/B] [/sarcasm]