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[COLOR=DarkRed]Well, I've never done anything like that but it looks pretty cool. I had a friend who could do it though, but not quite the same. He had two chains with a small flame-resistant ball that he would dip in a flamable liquid and then light, he would use them like nun-chucks and it looks AWESOME. One of the funniest tihngs I've ever seen came out of it. (Keep in mind, my freind is the accident prone person on earth) We were up in BC at a sky resort and a local strip bar was holding a cometition for Male strippers to come on a ladies night, so he wen't (I watched because it was so incredibley funny) As he was dipping the ends in the oil, he was about five minuits late, so he rushed on stage before letting it drip dry and about half of it wound up on his chest. Now, when he lit them up, he spun them around for about 5 minuits, when finally the ball went to close to his chest and he... Wen't up in flames. I would have helped put it out but I was laughing so hard. I got the whole thing on video. (He recovered with minor burns, but he was rolling around completely on fire for about 10 min)[/COLOR]

One of my favourite shows is Chilly Beach. It's basically a Canadian South Park, only 10x as funny. The funniest thing is the entire thing takes place on an Iceberg-bound town off the coast of Quebec, it's entirly Animated similar to South Park, but god is it so funny. It's Canadian humour so I doubt many of you would get it, but I love it so much. One episode is entirly based on two guys trying to get new episodes of the Beachcombers, so they get a huge tugboat and toe the Iceberg into a different timezone becuase they missed the Series finale of The Beachcombers. Great episode. Or when a T-Rex is under Dale's basment and it comes back to life and they kill it with a Cannon. "What do we have a cannon for?" "In case of America attack." "Ya, but if we use it on the T-Rex, what do we do when America attacks?" "How did you know that it was a Russian sub, not an iceberg?" "Ice bergs don't have trees, stupid." Trailer Park Boys rules all!

[COLOR=DarkRed]Yargh, matie! Swashbucklin' tis' what I do! Let sail on ye seas o' comedy! I got nothin... Name: Jack Burntbeard Age: 47 Gender: Male Appearance: An' O' cos' I be terribly origonal... [URL=http://www.potcinteractive.com/crew.jpg](Jack is the second one in from the left[/URL] Backround: Jack be a simple pirate, and be he a simple lad. Born o' the sea to pirate parents, raised o' the sea by pirate parents, and so he lives o' the sea with no pirate parents, who's lives were hanged by the dastardly Gov'ner James an' his also dastardly Capn' Dagger. Jack boarded ye SS Yar Ma' but three yars' later, swabbin' ye old poop deck till his back was bent.Tten years now he be a pirate amongst the deadly demons o' the SS Yar Ma', spreading ye' old terror amongst the OBers and stealin' ye old treasure from ye Dastardly Gov'ner James. Personality: Jack be a simple pirate, he be rude, he be dastardly, he be mean, he be dirty, an' he be downright pirate like! What more do ye' expect from dastardly pirate o' the SS Yar Ma'? Favourite Pirate Words: Yar, Heartie, Ye, an' O' be Jacks prefered words o' use o' ye SS Yar Ma' Sample: (Yar, me heartie, Jacks funny bone be tired. Shall' be completed before ye old tomorrow be done an' another sun sets on the Seven Seas of the OB) OOC: Yarg, shall complete tomorrow. Tis' late and me funny bone needs a-restin'. PS, I tried to make that sound as Piratey as possible without losing to much imformation. Yar! [/COLOR]

I don't really know you all that well, but GL anyway. Don't get shot or hit by a road-bomb, and try not to shoot civillians. They don't deserve it...

[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet]Yes, because we all know that [i]Canada[/i] is just a really nice suburb of the [i]United States[/i]. Face it it's the other way around. And if any of you think I'm being serious you just don't know me that well.[/color] [color=darkviolet]Is it true that it snows year round in Vermont, but it just doesn't stick? And that in some places you have to make the roads out of something besides asphalt? Because I know a guy who's stationed at Ft. Hood who's from Vermont and he said that. He also went and married a girl he'd only known (ie dated) for a few weeks. But I think that has more to do with sheer stupidity than from being either 1.) from Vermont or 2.) in the military.[/color][/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkRed] It doesn't snow year round in Vermont. I live about 4 hours from the Vermont boarder, and I'm even further north and I only, sadly, get snow for about 6 months a year. Despite the rumors, it's notoriosly hard to live in an igloo all year long in Canada...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][I]Those history books really made a big hub-ub about this whole Atom bomb thing[/I] Adam thought, as he tossed a cart full of black-bound Manga at the creature effortlessly. The cart, combined with the blast of flame from Serenade, seemed to disorient the creature. The creature flailed around madly, lashing out with it's elongated limbs. Casey didn't seem aware of the inherent danger, she kept dancing around the creature without effort. Serenade continued to hit the thing with flame balls, and the creature was becoming increasingly enraged. With a strong mental whim, Adam lifted a section of unbroken tiles from the floor and sent them flying into the things face, sending him reeling. Casey dodged out of the way of the falling hulk, who hit the ground with a resounding grunt and smashed the tiles under his body. Smiling, Adam lifted another, larger section of tiles and pressed them down on the now subdued creature. "Awww, that was just starting to get fun." Casey said, walking over the unconcious creature and planting her foot on it's face. With a roar of rage, the creature came back to life and through the tiles off, reaching out to grab Casey with supernatural speed. OOC: Ok, I just had to get that out of my system... Been to long since I've hurt somthing. :animesmil [/COLOR]

Trailer Park Boys. Bubbles is the coolest!

Lol, Godel you met Ryan Malcoms? The best of the idols, was he any good back then? Anyway, I've met a few musicians, Gord Downie, Gord Sincliar, and Bobby Barker of The Tragically Hip most notably. I met them sneaking out of the backdoor at a concert, but I think that the Gords were stoned so they just kept running, but Bobby signed my Road Apples CD. He also gave me 30 bucks not to tell anyone they were there.

[COLOR=DarkRed]"No map. No water. No food. Lots of sand, though." Adam replied half-heartedly, falling backwards into the sand tiredly. Adam sighed heavily. He hated the heat, and he hated the sand. He hated this whole thing, but he was also scared because he could come up with no realistic reason as to being in the desert. It made no sense, how does one just appear in the middle of some desert? "Don't suppose anyone feels like being used as shade?"[/COLOR] OOC: Sorry it kinda sucks, I didn't know what I could really do yet.

Hehe, you got a lot of that right for the most part. Except for one thing, I actualy hate the Toronto Maple Leafes with every fiber of my being, but my favourite player is Doug Gilmour who played for the Leafs and than became a Canadien. I could only find an avatar-sized Jersey from the Leafes though. And I'm not just a hockey fan... I'm a hockey fanatic. Oh, and my favourite team is the Montreal Canadiens, K, I'll do you. Screen Name - Well, Chibi is a term for a cute art form that is blown out of proportion and eliminates any sense of realisim. Anime's that use Chibi tend to be lighthearted and I'd expect the same from you. Horsewoman, well, depending on how you use the term Horsewoman. A horsewoman could be a warrior woman (Maybe a bit of a feminist?), but by adding Chibi you add a sense of likabillity and cutness to it. Title - Well, I'd imagine that it means you are a no-holds-barred type of person who believes that you should live life to the fullest instead of being restricted by laws and rules etc. Avi/Banner - Both Avi and Banner have a hint of feminisim, in that they seem to impower women by giving them a cute imagine with a more powerful undertone. Reflects what I said about your screen name. Sig - You love fanclubs, you love Desperate Housewives, Wriste Cutter, and Lost Prophet.

Oh, thank the various gods they're gone! Now if we can get rid of Beyonce and stop the Spice Girls from coming back (ALAS! It's true, the Spice Girls have reuinited. Ugh) we should be set for a few mellenia.

[COLOR=DarkRed]Comon, somone do me :( [/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][QUOTE=Juke Box Hero]Or not. Thankfully some of us aren't burdened by the ravages of intelligence :P[/QUOTE] Referring to yourself again? I still think that some of the greatest musicians of all time are from Canada. Let me make a list. Niel Peart - Greatest drummer of all time, playes for Rush. Great songwriter, incredible novilist, and an allround great guy. Geddy Lee - One of the best Bass players around, his vocals, though excentric, are widly viewed as some of the best on earth. Plays in Rush, lead singer. Alex Lifeson - INCREDIBLE guitarist, one of the most underrated musicians of our time. He can play on the level of Hendrix or Clapton, and somtimes even above. Plays for Rush, aswell. Gordon Lightfoot - Singer/songwriter, his vocals are some of the most beautiful, and his lyrics are amazing. Listen to Canadian Railroad Trilogy or Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and you'll understand. Bryan Adams - Not one of my favourits, but he's one of the best selling artists of all time. Randy Bachman - Singer/songwriter who played in the Guess Who and BTO, the mastermind behind Undone and Takin' Care of Buisness, one of the best songwriters and guitarists of all time. Gord Downie - Poetic pot head, Gord Downie is the lead singer and song writer of the Tragically Hip, one of the most Burton Cummings - The mastermind behind American Woman and other such hits by the Guess Who, his lyrics and his voice have never been matched. People like Robert Plant called this man MENTOR, no one can, or could, touch him. Niel Young - The FATHER of grunge rock, Young is one of the greatest musicians of all time. Five Man Electrical Band - These one-hit-wonders literally had one hit, a song by the name of "Signs" one of the biggest classics of all time. Tom Cochrane - Musical genius, amazing singer and a very charitable man. K.D Lang - Amazing voice Even now, when 75% of all people have no taste, Canadian artists dominate the scene. Sum 41, ALEXISONFIRE, Billy Talent, and Simple Plan to name a few. Then there's Celine Dion (Yuck, glad she's finally an American citizen LOL) and other such artists, but it's undeniable that some of the greatest Rockers of alll time are Canadian.[/COLOR]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet']Well, that's from Canada so I understand (jk,) You should consider sending that to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Unless you have something else like that in Canada. You really should do something. I can't believe that they added oh and the bridge is out in such small print[/color][/quote] The edges were, in fact, razor sharp. I have the cuts to prove it. I bet Rick Mercer (The Canadian equivilant of Jay Leno, Connen O'Brian, and Jon Stewart combines) could make a three-hour show out of it...

Hellsing, again, was probably a bit too short. If the creators had taken the incredbily good Anime that Hellsing was and turned it into a season-spanning show, it could break boundries of Anime worldwide. Same with FLCL, though that was a bit to Random to expand on.