Dont' even get me started on stupid...I'm pretty much the queen of all klutzes...
One morning before school last year, I put a biscuit in the toaster oven. Remember, it's like a mini-oven, hot coils and all. When the evil thing beeped at me to get the biscuit out, I didn't wanna burn myself, so I stupidly grabbed a paper towel to hold it with. The towel fanned out, making it touch the hot coils. Paper+350 degree metal coils=fire, apparently. I ran around the kitchen holding it screaming "FIRE," but my dad though I was saying spider and didn't even look. Luckily, my mom saw it (I was too stupid to bring it to the sink), grabbed it, and put the thing out >_<
Also, when I was 5, I think, I had a cheeseburger from Wendy's, which was still wrapped in foil. My mom was outside putting up Christmas lights, and my dad was at work. My sister was one year old. I put it in the microvave for one minute, and went to get my fries. I came back, the burger was flaming, the microwave was smoking and all black inside, and it smelled really, really bad...
I jumped off my roof (3 story house) on a dare. Not Fun :animeswea
I can't think of anything else right now, but I'm sure I will...