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[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Beleive it or not, I got my custom title from a SoBe Green Tea bottle cap...I thought it sounded awesome, so I changed it from "Up now and get 'em boy!", which was a line from Franz Ferdinands(sp?) "The Fallen"(awesome song. Check it out sometime) Now that I think about it, I'm not even entirely sure as to what "Sink The Bad Dog" even means....Maybe it's dirty....[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Who do I identify with? I would actually have to go with Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist(Wonder why no one has said that yet..Or have they? I've been skimming...) Both of us are able to be the [I]most[/I] serious people one moment(complete with that fiery determination that we're all so fond of), and the next...well, I think you may know... Also, I procrastinate to the point of no return. Example: Right now I'm actually supposed to be writing a 4 page essay that's due tomorrow. I have had 5 days to do it, and yet I [I]still[/I] have not started on it.... :animesigh Other simmilarities I guess would have to be the whole fire thing. Now I may not be able to snap my fingers and torch the **** out of everything around me, but I do come from a long line of pyromaniacs, so that should count for something ..:modrod: Oh yea, before I forget! Mustang has an obsession with mini-skirts, and I have an obsession with pants!(And yes, that does count for [I]something[/I] ...) Ok, that's all I've got for now..[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='Gavin][color=#707875][size=1][i][b]Life:[/b] A tricky bastard to understand at the best of times and an absolute enigma to comprehend at the worst.[/i] As it stands my life is just coming back togther as of a recent injury that has changed a number of things in my life at the moment and for the forseeable future.[/color'][/size][/quote] [COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]HOLY CRAP!! Gavin [I]actually[/I] started a post without [I]Interesting. Most interesting.[/I]!! FEAR THE APOCALYPSE!!(No offence Gavin, you rock!) Ok, back to the topic. For me, life is [I]amazing[/I]. I'm not saying it doesn't have its rough moments, but for the most part, it's goin' pretty well. I have a great family, awesome friends, and pants(Because what could be better than pants?) Anyway, life was not always great. I remember when I was 12 and 13, I was [I]very[/I] depressed. I'm not gonna go into details, but I'll just tell you it was pretty bad. Then, one day, I woke up and thought "My god, I'm an idiot." I guess I realized I was wasting my life bein all [I]depressed[/I] and such. Then, slowly, I became the bubbly little turd everyone knows and puts up with. [B]The Noodle has spoken....[/B] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]What a Christmas*coughJesusmascough* it was! The fat man really gave me some good crap this year! He got me: 1) LOT'S of Jack Skellington stuffs(Giant pillow, PJ's, the movie, shirts, a scarf, and some gloves and a hat.Oh yea, and a carpet) 2)A guitar/bass tuner (I have been in [I]desperate[/I] need for one of these for a while.) 3)Kingdom Hearts:Chain of Memories 4)A bean bag chair 5)An Edward Scissorhands plushie(So adorable!!) And of course, the top presents of the year: A Zen MicroPhoto by Creative(I've been listening the crap out of this thing...I'm listening to it right now!) A book all about Johnny Depp(I worship Johnny Depp....What a nice piece of *** that man is... :tasty:) So, all in all, this was an [I][B]AWESOME[/B][/I] Christmas[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Me, I'm 16.(with the maturity level of an 11 year old) I came to the Boards a couple of years ago( I was 13ish, give or take an ish) and since then have had 7 or 8 usernames(none of which actually ever got [I]used[/I], save for this one...) Anyway, I came to the Boards seeking world domination, but have long since given up that goal :animesigh ....Too bad. I was so close too....[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Well, Christmas is just around the corner, and, as usual, those presents under the tree are driving us all mad. So, has anyone here given in to the urge and peeked, not just at Christmas, but any time for that matter? Or are you the kind who shakes/pokes at them? Or is "High Security" keeping you from peeking? Just being curious! Anyway, I am beeing watched like a felon around here, so I've only been able to get a glimpse at one. It was in a bag, no wraping, just tissue paper, so I couldn't resist!(It's an Edward Scissorhands plushie!!) I'm a bad person... :animesigh[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]That was a hoax? OH THANK GOD!! That had me pretty freaked out for a while! Man do I feel stupid though...Oh well! I'm just glad no one's hurtin' those poor little kittens! :catgirl: [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Trebuchet MS][Quote][SIZE=3]Introduction[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]For centuries, people in the West have marveled at the delicate beauty produced by Oriental artists and sculptors. From gardening to tattooing to dance and martial arts, these craftsmen have enthralled us with complex forms and simplistic perfection. One of the most fascinating of the visual techniques to emerge from this highly cultured region is the Oriental art of miniature sculpture. Who has not been stricken with the expressive grace of Japanese Bonsai? Though once the sole province of Bonsai masters within Japan, Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Central Principles[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]A bonsai plant, along with its more widely encountered counterpart the topiary garden, achieves its miniature yet mature form through a long and delicate process of trimming during the formative years of the tree. It is not possible to trim a kitten! However, fortunately the Oriental artists of yore were also expert in the modification of animal forms. Both foot-binding and head-binding were practiced in the Far East, for the purpose of miniaturizing the feet and shaping the head into attractive shapes. This technique is also the principle behind the well-known corset, which is regaining popularity in recent years. By physically constraining the growth of a developing living thing, it can be directed to take the shape of the vessel that constrains it. Just as a topiary gardener produces bushes that take the forms of animals or any other thing, you no longer need be satisfied with a housepet having the same mundane shape as all other members of its species. With Bonsai Kitten, a world of variation awaits you, limited only by your own imagination.[/Quote] A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for The rest of their lives! The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their Faces.The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs. These are the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand. If you think you can handle it, view [url]www.bonsaikitten.com[/url] and have a look at the methods being used to put these little kittens into bottles. So what are your opinions on all of this?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]I would want to be Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell. Why you ask? Well, 1. She is an [B]amazing[/B] hacker. She's able to control people, get in their heads; that would be awesome. 2.She can kick [I][B]anyone's[/B][/I] ***, and yet she still can act like a lady. 3.She is able to stay cool in almost [I]any[/I] situation. 4.She's like a frickin cat! She can run super fast and jumps off buildings...I wish I could do that... 5.Most importantly: Her clothes. They are [B]AWESOME[/B] (So many leather jackets...) Whenever I try and dress like her, I end up looking like a complete wh_re... In conclusion: I wish I was Motoko Kusanagi. That ***** has everything :animesigh .....[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Well, I have been playing guitar for a year and a half now. I started out with a crappy little acustic guitar with my uncle showing me some stuffs to get me started.My god, learning how to play was the most [I]annoying[/I] and the most [I]frusrating[/I] thing I have [B]ever[/B] done. Now, though, I'm pretty good(No Jimmy Hendrix, but I'll get there.....eventually...) I just got a Bass guitar about 4 or 5 months ago, and I'm learning to play that...Not going so good though...D@mn you Bass guitar, with your stupid 4 strings instead of 6.... The [B][I] really[/I][/B] sad thing about all this is, I have no clue how to read sheet music..... :animecry: [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Ok, I admidt it, I watch that show RELIGOUSLY(mainly 'cause my name is Lorelai). Actually, I used to [I]hate[/I] that show. Lorelai was annoying, Rory was annoying, Jess was hot, and everyone else was annoying. It was just a whole bunch of one-liners that took up an hour. One day, though, nothing was on, and I noticed that the pilot ep. was on. With nothing better to do, I watched it. The next day, noting was on, so I watched the 2nd ep. Soon, I was watching the show everyday, and then the new eps. on the WB. So yes, now I am a HUGE fan of that show... [QUOTE=Dagger/] I want Luke to turn out to be a murderer or a CIA spy or something. Now [i]that[/i] would justify the melodramatic voice-over [/QUOTE] Now [B][I]that[/I][/B] would be the coolest thing [B]ever![/B] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Me, I work at a local Alt. rock radio station(107.7 The End.part-time Mon, Wed, and Fri, full time on Sat)I dont really know what I [I]actually[/I] do there(friend who maintains the equipment got me a job there.I usually just help him or organize crap) Pay is [I]HORRIBLE[/I], but that's cause all I do is annoy the crap out of everyone. It is really cool, cause Jeniffer White and DJ No Name(the morning peoples) are now trying to get Bill Gates to come into the station for whats called the Thursday Music challenge...good times, good times....I'll get fired in a month, you just wait....[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Well, I like just about every kind of music.(not that big on country, though) Anyway, if I [B][I]really[/I][/B] had to choose, it would have to be Rock/Alt.Rock. Why, I don't really know. What really got me started on it was the fact that all our local radio stations play pop and bad hip-hop. So, finally, I found The End, a radio station that plays rock, alt.rock, punk rock, and the good 80's and 90's music.Anyway, here are some of my favorite bands: The White Stripes-Really, I used to hate them.Then, White Blood Cells came out and now I LOVE them.Plus, Jack White is hott... :animeblus The Cure-I grew up with The Cure, and now it's pretty much my favorite band(next to the White Stripes) Green Day-Another band I pretty much grew up with(explains my bad swearing habit...D@mn....) Evanescence-What can I say, I just [I]absolutly[/I] [B]love[/B] Amy Lee's voice Coldplay-Just nice to listen to when I'm in a bad mood or stressed out Harvy Danger-It's a local band, and now they've kinda grown on me The Gorillaz-Again, I used to hate them.Don't know how, but now I love 'em and of course, William Hung-Who couldn't love William Hung? (I am so cool....)[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]OMG, I have the BEST song EVER! It's called Detachable Penis by King Missile Detatchable Penis, by King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a detachable penis. I heard tis on the radio a while ago, and it took me about an hour to finally stop laughing.........[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=Trebuchet MS]I don't know what religion I fall under, mainly cause I'm open to pretty much anything.I did, however, kind of abandon Christianity. I guess I got kinda tired of people saying "If you don't believe in God, then you're going to Hell." Then, when I was little, I went to a baby-sitter who was one of those people who give other Christians a bad name(Like the lady who was on Trading Spouses)and she practically(sp?) forced the Bible down my throat... I did go through a period of being an Atheist(and I would go around saying "thank God I'm an Atheist" 'cause I'm kool like that..)Now though, I just do kinda my own thing and adopt bits and pieces of other religoins.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]