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On the way back from vacation once, I saw a navy blue truck in the Drive-thru line at a McDonald's. In the truck's bed, a life-size plastic black cow was strapped there. A woman with red hair(yeah, I've got photographic memory sometimes, but my short term memory sucks) was driving the truck. What the heck was she doing with a black, plastic cow?? :animestun

Puts on dark, scary voice: "I live in a world of darkness. A world of NO return..." ...Okaaaaaay.... maybe not. I live, regrettably, in the Divided(hehe) States of America, surrounded by rednecks. They can be annoying at times. Come to think of it, when are they NOT annoying??

I must say: I am quite a nerd. I fit all of the descriptions(aside from dressing far too casually) in Wikipedia's article(wikipedia is an online encyclopedia). I got 99% on Mathematics and 98% on Language Arts on the End-of-Grade tests last year. I've always been that way. And on all of the Harry Potter House Sorting tests I've taken, I always get sorted into Ravenclaw. Luna Lovegood reminds me of myself, because she's smart but out there. I've been in the Spelling Bee for the last three years, I had perfect attendance all through elementary school, and I have been on the Battle of the Books for the last 2 years. Yet, despite all this, few of the other nerds will even talk to me. I'm not weird in the physical sense, but in what I have to say. I don't wear black all the time, I don't have piercings, and I don't wear those shirts with the funny remarks on them. In other words, I don't beg for attention physically(although, perhaps the time I allowed a girl to pour the contents of a sugar packet on my head went a bit too far...). I find it funny that there are so many people who do those things, attempting to be weird, when there are large groups of people doing the same thing. They aren't really "freaks" if they're doing the same things as the rest of that large, large group. Yet so few of them realize this. Anyway, I don't wear clothing with logos on them(who wants to have to pay to advertise something??) and in dressing myself, I wear things so normal(plain, perhaps a single stripe crossing a few of my shirts, at the most) that they've become strange over time. Now, just about everyone has shirts and pants with clothing company logos plastered across the front. I have only one friend, due to my odd thoughts. I'm a bit of a loser, also due to my strange way of thinking. When I sit down at a table in the cafeteria, whoever was sitting there first gets up and walks to another one. Sad, yes. But a great way of getting a table! :animesmil Even my one friend is embarassed to be seen talking to me in school. I don't watch television, I read a lot of books, and I stay inside when possible. I like to draw; whether on homework, quizzes, or blank parchment. I spend a lot of time thinking. I came up with the Chaos Theory one day, and, to my great annoyance, I found that it had already been made. I also think that the one thing the world really needs is understanding. People want to be understood, but they aren't willing to understand. I am telekinetic(yes, really). Then again, it's not that odd, seeing as everyone has the potential to be. I'm serious. Well, I'm really sorry, but I've made another ridiculously long post in an attempt to get a point across... :p

For the skeptics and otherwise: [URL=http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa062298.htm?iam=savvy&terms=Paranormal+and+research]Scientifically Proven[/URL] Take a look. ;)

Of course, I am fully expecting Crimson Spider or James to bounce back with a reply, probably quoting what they call "utter nonsense" and slandering it. In other words, they are being stubborn and uninspired, typical human beings, unwilling to accept that they are wrong. They won't want to believe that it's possible. It goes against what they were taught, and they will do whatever it takes to reinforce their beliefs. However, for the people who actually know of what they are speaking, who have spent hours researching and attempting the ability-in-question, there is a tiny ray of hope: There are a few of those people in the world like Neuvoxraiha, and although I cannot pronounce her name, at least she [I]tries[/I] to be open-minded. A wise move on her part. :animesmil Meanwhile Crimson Spider, doesn't try a thing, aside from writing "witty" comebacks. I would not be too suprised to see Telekinesis being taught in schools 20 years from now. I recommend this article to all, even those steadfast in the opposite direction: [URL=http://www.psipog.net/show.php?id=2]Click for the link![/URL] Well, I have said enough for tonight. I'll be back to reply to the stupid responses of many of you, as there will undoubtedly be many of those. It's real. Get that through to your head! *sigh*

I realize that SadClown said, on the first page, that lighting the fireworks with his mind wasn't TK(telekinesis). On the contrary, that's exactly what it is. Creating fire, or ice for that matter, is a branch of Telekinesis. Creating fire with your mind is "Pryo-TK", whereas "Cryo-TK" is creating ice(or simply making something cooler) with your mind.

[FONT=Garamond]It IS real!![/FONT] Telekinesis is real, like it or not. A lot of you won't want to believe it, after all, it goes against what we're taught, what modern science agrees with, and on and on. However the key to this is: [U]modern[/U] science doesn't agrees with it. Remember this, above all else: Science changes. There was a time when everyone believed that the world was flat. Now, however, we know differently. And to those who say: "If it's real, why hasn't it been discovered before," as I know at least one of you already [I]has[/I] posted: We haven't really had a chance. Think about it. Until quite recently, whenever someone has acted oddly, even mildly suspicious, they were condemned. In the Salem Witch trials(in which hardly any witches were caught, if any), many women were burned at stakes, for acting strange, perhaps just [I]one[/I] time. And back to how the world is round: the man who first proposed this was put into jail. We've just now entered a time(at least in the US and UK) where it is safe to have your own set of beliefs, seperate from the commonly-believed, and it is safe to experiment with things like TK(telekinesis). So, how do I [I]know[/I] that TK is real?? I have [I]done[/I] it. :D Before recently, I had thought that TK was real, but that only a select few people posessed the ability. I had tried TK, at various intervals throughout my life, and had absolutely NO results. Man, was I disappointed. Then a few weeks ago, I got bored, so I looked up 'telekinesis' in Wikipedia(which is an internet encyclopedia) and found a link at the bottom of the page. I clicked the link, which went to [URL=http://www.psipog.net/]www.psipog.net,[/URL] and found some articles there about telekinesis(it's alarming how often that word's misspelled). I read the articles and tried for about 5 minutes, but nothing happened. Then I immediately went to sleep, as I was going on a trip to Alabama the next morning. When I came back from the trip, I tried a second time and I got it right away. What I did was this: I spun a little folded square piece of paper, placed on top of a needle, which allows it to spin. It spins easily, making it ideal for beginning TK-ers, but also makes it easy for wind and other elements to move it. Because of this, whenever I practice TK on these "psiwheels", I keep the doors closed, the windows closed, my fan off, and I keep my mouth and nose a fair bit of distance away(sometimes I cover my mouth and nose, just to make sure). Know this: I am NOT lying to you. If I try to convince someone of something, I will do it using the truth, not a bunch of lies. And, if you're wondering... I am not insane, and nothing close to it. I have no mental disorders. ;) So, if you want to learn TK, a good place to start is [URL=http://www.psipog.net/]PsiPog[/URL] !! If you don't get it at first, keep trying. Like learning to ride a bike, some will get it immediately, and some will get it after quite a bit of time, but everyone can do it as long as they put in the required effort and PRACTICE! Good luck! :animesmil