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[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Palatino Linotype]Today was a normal day for me. I sat around the house, got on my computer, and played medal of honor. I helped my mom make dinner. We had chili and cornbread. After I ate dinner I was full. I drank a lot of water. This is where my day went bad. The cornbread expanded in my stomach, making it hurt. Just to be safe I stood by the toilet. That was the wisest thing I have ever done. Moments later I found my self spraying the toilet with an endless stream of pink, gooey, vomit. It wouldn't have been so bad if it didn't give me a terrible headache. Does anyone else have an interesting story about an unpleasant throw up experience? [/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Lucida Console]Where I live in the U.S I see girls wearing tight tapered jeans that make them look like their legs are short and fat. I also see fat girls wearing those muffin-top miniskirts. They seem to be trying to look bad.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Lucida Console]I Know this is kind of old... but i solved my problem. I ended up going to London, not doing the speech, and failing social science! How exciting.[/FONT][/COLOR]

You did the right thing. At least what I would have done, and in response to your question: Every thing's wrong with being a virgin

I have this picture i took of myself and edited.So could someone could possibly make me a banner? p.s. i don't know how to attach a picture so if someone wants to do it i can e-mail it to them.

[FONT=][COLOR=RoyalBlue][FONT=Century Gothic]One day I saw shaman king on t.v. then bought the first manga volume (back when I thought they were backwards books) I guess I really liked the art so I bought a how to draw manga book.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]

id sell my soul to the ipod. i hate cds. they take up to much time. would you rather be able to fly or run at supersonic speeds? p.s. its called divorce

[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Would you rather die having hot sex with your mom? Or.... Would you rather die from Donald Trump repeatedly humping you too hard?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] ...No one seems to want to answer this one, so I reluctantly will. I would take Donald Trump because I would under no circumstance have sex wit my mom. would you rather read NewType USA or... Shonen jump magazine?

umm... Who is this James Brown you speak of ? And interesting animation...

Im not old enough to drink but I like wine coolers but hate beer and merlo wine. Once I tried merlo at an olive garden and wanted to throw up.

well...I found another thing im not good with. It's hair. Today at school my friend said that from across the cafeteria my hair made me look like a crying hobo. How sad.

[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2]I'm terrible at several things 1) Math 2) Public Speaking 3) Not punching or hurting annoying people 4) I can't cook most things 5) Speaking Spanish 6) Talking to most people 7) Skate boarding, when I tried this I fell on my *** wow, I really feel better now...[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]

[FONT=Fixedsys][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=2]Well im not good at much but I do know I am good at correcting things that others have written, pretty good at drawing (although my skill deteriorated over the summer) and can make a pretty good lemon chiffon cake with a lemon glaze. oh and phaedrus I like your signature.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='Sojiro47]I tried that once Lava. But I just started laughing uncontrolably. No my friend, I would just practce in front of people. That's the best way to do it. There really is no over-night way to do it. But if you [i]really[/i'] need it, I suggest a few doses of Viacaden. ^_~[/quote] Vicaden...I think my mom has some left over from when she got teeth pulled for braces! :D Oh yeah that stuff makes you feel sick, and probably groggy... and if I tried the burning underwear people thing I wouldnt be able to stop laughing. I've only given one good speech and I don't remember what I did.

I have a big problem :animedepr . In about a month I have to get up in front of about 60 kids and give a speech about the Hidatsa Indians (whoever they are...). The thing is, I am terrible at speeches and talking in front of people in general. Can anyone give me some advice on how to do better?

[QUOTE=DeathKnight][color=crimson]This seems like a good time to announce my new Tony (Generic NPC #3)/John yaoi fanfiction called "[b]The Rose[/b]". [/color][/QUOTE] umm...after reading this I'm seeing that otakuboards is full of lesbian lovers and gay people.....wait do any straight guys not like lesbians?

Well I have no huge regrets(not yet anyway), but i do kind of regret somthing i did yesterday. My friend and I were bored as hell so we went to the school near my house and started yelling weird stuff. Then we saw some little kids in the field and ran over there, yelled in their faces and ran away. They decided to chase us and threw crap at me and attacked me cause i siad i was half-mexican(which is true) so i hit one in face and slammed him into the groud and threw the other one to the dirt! I'm so mean :mad: ACTUALLY, I REGRET NOTHING

[quote name='Sojiro47']WHAT?!?!?!?! That's pertty cool, having a 12-year-old on the boards..[/quote] I'm 13 years old..is that weird? how old is everyone else? :animestun anyways...i guess i would live in the future so i could have a laser sword and internet access inside of my head! Or live whenever the song Safety Dance came out...the 80's right?

When those damn zombies attack i'll raid Big 5, get a 12 gauge marine magnum shotgun,get tons of food and live in barnes & noble and read all of the manga! p.s. be nice to [B]lonley[/B] fighter! lol! :D

[QUOTE=Dodeca][SIZE=1]Oh, Teletubbies all the way my friend. Okay, I hate them, but that makes them all the more perfect for such things as this. On that note; Would you rather... Be beaten very close to death by the four Teletubbies of the apocalypse, and be forced to watch the world come to an end at the hands of the strange little things from a hospital bed as their freakish baby-faced sun throws out a near-endless string of 'your momma' jokes, with your only consolation being that the world'll be engulfed in a ball of colourful, flowery fire a fortnight later, taking you along with it. or Be beaten very close to death by Barney the Dinosaur, and forced to watch his show all day every day for several months as your shattered bones recover, unable to move, unable to scream... but be able to live a relatively normal, though somewhat psychologically scarred life thereafter. Oh well, at least it wasn't [i]just[/i] Teletubbies, eh? Oh, and the ones involved [i]were[/i] Teletubbies of the apocalypse, which makes 'em so much cooler. Kill, Tinky-Winky, [i]kill[/i]![/SIZE][/QUOTE] ooh...that sucks...death by teletubbies (shudders) at least it's a quicker death. would you rather get gangbeat by100 [B]very[/B] angry little kids and get several broken bones or beat the crap out of 10 little kids and give them several broken bones?

my favorite place seems to be similar to most peoples.My room because im alone with my computer, and sometimes with my good friends.

[QUOTE=Zeke47]what a great question would i like to own all these games or none and be restricted from a game i think i'll chose the earlier Would you rather shoot a police officer with a paintball gun Or your girlfriend/wife[/QUOTE] Ive been skipped! police officer...just got pulled over. well any ways would you rather eat a soggy french frie or some very dirty shrimp?

[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to go with the second choice for sure. I mean, at least i'll have some peace and quiet. Would you rather break your arm? Or.... Would you rather break your best friend's arm?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/QUOTE] hell...not that tricky...My best friend better be really careful around me :cool: would you rather be trapped in school nonstop for one year or eat another persons leg?

[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to go with the second choice. I mean, I don't really like liquor anyway's. Would you rather have your computer crash, and you not have any back-ups? Or.... Would you rather not be able to speak for a month?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] my computer has no firewall so im used to system recovery... :animesigh would you rather make up old math at midnight or use otaku boards? i know what I'd do, cause im posting this

[QUOTE=The13thMan][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I'd really have to go with the chipmunk, hands down. I'd be proud to lose the fight against the chipmunk, that's just hilarious. I'd play it off like i was doing it for a good laugh....^L^ Freegin' chipmunks... Would you rather sell your soul to the devil for a plate of cookies or sell your soul to god for a plate of death? [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Go for the cookies! Gotta have cookies! would you rather go through hell for a year or read moby dick over and over again nonstop for a year? :animedepr tough choice..