Duo Maxwell

I let mine die... never have time to feed them so my guess is they're dead now

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B]Would that happen to be the one in Sydney? I think it's supposed to be on the 24th June..... I'll be going. :) [/B][/QUOTE] thats sorta hard seeing we're in adelaide... but were going somewhere ^_^ she just hasn't told me yet

I know this is gonna suck... half the things I find funny others think is stupid ---------------------------------------------------- hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon random character: that was not funny... Monook: I know ^_^ and on to the act... one stupid morning in april 1969... uh... no it was 2045, anyways the young boy known as moo-shwey was walking down the road carrying a walrus, he was on his way to asassinate his jedi uncle monook, god knows why but it seemed like a logical thing for a boy his age to do, so he was on his way when he saw his mum and mum, obi and mo-chan (yes he has two mothers, me and my friend long story...) skpping down the road to visit their daughter the queen of poopie-heads, brit and obi's one time lover king of poopie-heads jason. anyway back on topic... moo was going to asassinate monook by squashing him witha walrus uh... I sorta gotta work on this so I'll post more later... [SIZE=1]boy does this suck or what?[/SIZE] I know you said not to edit anything all I'm doing is adding what I'm about to write (I didn't want to double post) Moo: *after noticing his mum's he tried the pretend to be a gnome so no-one will see me trick* Obi: is that moo-shwey? Mo-chan: why yes it is, Obi: lets go see what he's doing the pair walk up to moo Obi: hey moo *waves Mo-chan: how are you? Moo: ... Obi: thats good ^_^ what you doing? Mo-chan: pretending to be a gnome... Moo: ......... Obi: now why would you wanna go do that? Moo: ... ..... Mo-chan: well it sound like fun... lets join him! Obi: so who was it again? Moo: Monook... Obi: ok lets go! *points to KFC across the road* Mo-chan: to the KFC? Obi: *pionts hand in different direction* Kill Monook!!!!! Moo: *sweat drops* how can I be related to these two... Somewhere else... Monook: mmmmm..... Back to the others Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no... Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no so shut your freakin mouth!!!! Mo-chan: *scaredies* Moo: ah-ha!!!! there's a boulder! Obi: whats the boulder for? you gonna throw it at Monook? Moo: no, I'm sitting on it Obi: *falls over* voice behind boulder: oh, look we found my keys! other voice: I'M GONNA KILL YOU JACOB!!!! Mo-chan: Jacob?!?! *runs around boulder to find anthony and jacob wrestleing and zack looking annoyed* YAY!!!! Zack: *sigh* jacob: hey mo-chan!!! *forgets about anthony and stands up* Mo-chan: Jacob sit down, I feel so short Jacob: ^^ poor you Mo-chan: *glares, then stomps on Jacobs foot, thus getting a smile from Zack* Obi: that wasn't nice Mo-chan Moo: *stands up an continues walking* Obi: hey!! mo-chan: *dragging Jacob, anthony and zack* we're off to kill Monook, come join us after a long long walk from South australia to canada they arrived a Monook's fort worn out and tired Mo-chan: we should of at least stopped for a break in hawaii! Jacob: yeah, she's right how come we have to go so far just to squash a guy with a walrus? Obi: dunno, but sounds fun Zack: why am I here anyway? intercomm: who dare goes there? Moo: Moo, Obi, Mo-chan and some goofy guys... doors open and all of them enter Mo-chan: *slips on random pool of water* Obi: where did that come from? Monook: what are you doing here? Moo: I've come to kill you!! *picks up walrus* Monook: You can't kill me Moo: why? Monook: I'm a jedi, duh! Moo: *throws walrus at monook* I can and I will!! Monook: *gets hit inthe head with walrus tusk and falls unconcious* Mo-chan: did you kill him? Obi: Mo-chan, you should be dead too! Mo-chan: why? Obi: aren't you monook too? Mo-chan: yeah so... hey! I should too be dead! *lays on floor pretending to be dead* Moo: ... Obi: yeah but hey I'm used to her now Moo:... ....... Obi: *slaps forehead* thats right hey Mo-chan we gotta go see the king and queen! Mo-chan: *jumps up and colides heads with Jacob* OUCH!!! Jacob: *falls to floor* Mo-chan: sorry man! *leaves quickly* um... I guess you could call that the end... still don't think its funny though... Man my version of the three muskateers would be way funnyer its just it loses sence after the third sentence so I thought no not posting it, plus its full of wierd stuff... actually sware words, sex and stuff...

how 'bout a house? I'd have my friends (ha ha they have to suffer with me!!!) a load of books, paper, pencils, pens, the house, batteries, music, playwrites, solar pannel, television, vhs, dvd, ps2, 64, phone, comp, internet, washing machine, clothes, alot of other stuff

me and my friend obi are going to an anime con in june/july whenever it is

o.O me and my friends are always acting stupid well not always but the majority of recess... I only know two people who I can have and inteligent conversation with though my friends obi and jade. one thing that really sh!ts me off though is the fact that in class all my friends are talking and me and jade listen to the teacher then they turn around and ask if we'll repeat what he/she said or if they can copy our work... grrr!!! really annoying

or as its written in the book batman of the future... I watched it when toonami first started in australia, I think its better then the original batman, so yeah I watch it all the time the thing that really pisses me off is the fact that CN and fox kids both show it...

dunno if theres anymore room for someone... so I'll just watch this one, someone tell me when this starts

ever watched the winter dream? roy and hg show it in every episode!! I think its funny.... but still a sport, as TN said you need good aim, logic/stradegy, balence and stuff... after all it is on ice. I like the facial expressions of the guy with short reddish/brown hair... funny...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JCBaggee [/i] [B][color=red][size=3]Yeah, I've always had problems with people being mean to me (man, I wish I could swear...I have a much better name for those people!). My last name rhymes with a word I can't say on this board which rhymes with sagget, so I think you can tell from.[/size] [size=1][i]*phew...that was a close one...[/i][/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] I like to make up insults currantly I call people poopie-head... I'm just like a four-year-old lame insults...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DeathKnight [/i] [B][color=crimson]Knife fight. This gang came into my neighborhood, hunting down the gang I was in and it started a knife fight. I was sliced up in alot of places, and went to the hospital. Being in a gang doenst have many pluses...[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] by god!!! the words gang and knife fight remind me that alot of my friends' friends/brothers carry around 3-inch chains, trolly poles and stuff like that... I've inflicted self pain... last night but I'm over it now

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B]Shot in the arm..... in West Dubbo.... some stupid moron walking around with a shotgun or something, because the police were after him.... .......... :bawl: [/B][/QUOTE] ouchies... now I got pains in my sholder.

well the worst thing I've done is break my arm... another thing this is sorta mean, my second oldest sis had a glass tea set and so we smashed it on the back door step to get our oldest sis to step on it (told ya it was mean) anyways she did. she goes rushing inside screaming and then I step on it deliberatly and I've now got a scar on the bottom of my foot from doing that, but I loke my scars :D so I'm happy. now I happen to get attacked by my cat alot so I've got a fare few scars on my hands, arms, feet, etc...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B]Well I would get a tatoo.... but then that means I wouldn't be able to go to school.... If I could, I'd probably get one of a red snake, dragon.... ot Gargoyle... [/B][/QUOTE] you wouldn't be allowed to go to school?!? how bout a tatoo like zell? (me and my friends always mention this, I just want to see someone with one like his) goddess keep your eyebrow ring in! they can't do anything about it so you'll be fine, it might slim you're chanses og getting in but they should be looking at your grades, ambitions stuff like that

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] so um... no you're not really allowed to if you lie about your age, are you? :therock: :D [/B][/QUOTE] no, its just that I could lie about my age if I wanted to coz I look like I'm over seventeen, but I don't have to coz my mum said I could so I have to decide exactly what I want before next year...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Matt.D [/i] [B][color=rainbow] Sunsets....no, I usually don't look at them, the glowing orangeness burns the eyes. Remember kid's, never stare directly at the sun! ;) :freak: [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] just like you're not ment to look directly at a piece of burning magnesium ribbon coz it'll reck your eyes...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] And behind those two idiots is always a swarm of fools with no self esteem or will power... [/B][/QUOTE] and then theres thoes who despise the two yet want to be like them... or theres my tiny group who'll ignore the pair and do what they want ... a good way to get to them is ask the teacher what they said and tell them you didn't understand it and everyone will get really pissed off (I do that alot I like people thinking I'm stupid ^_^)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] hmmm.. I think I'm nearly the same... 6'2", and I'm 100 kilos... that's probably about 230-240 pounds[/B][/QUOTE] your as tall as my friend Jason! aaaarrrrrrgggggggghhh!!! damn you guys have to be so tall now days!!! *evil glares* I'm a short 5'6"!!! and sadly I'm way too fat for my age... 80 something kg :bawl: this is why I wanna join a gym but sadly I don't have the money coz 1. I don't have a job (i should actually be writhing a resume for the one I want but this is me I never do anything I say I will so its my problem :whoops: so too bad for me) 2. mum won't give me any 3. my sister (who has aus-study) won't either I'm so deprived!!! I want gym, give me gym!!!

this is one of the reasons I'm so different, I'm not going to be a sheep! I don't bother with doing whats "in" I prefer to be myself and being myself I happen to have my traid mark "outbursts" of insanity (*snort* who doesn't?) and I never weat those skimpy "fashionable" clothes either, another reason is I don't want my fat hanging out... people at my school are so annoying they believe anyone who has more than two piercings is either gothic or a lesbian so I happen to be getting three more ear rings put in... so ha you stupid stuck ups!!! sorry bout that outburst... and another thing I hate is people always looking at my pimples, yeah so I don't have the best complextion! everyone has pimples at one time or another, and they don't need to mention to me that I have them either I [i]should[/i] know, I look in the mirror after I clean my teeth. o.O I better stop before I get myself banned or something coz half the time I end up cursing at anything and everything...

sure I do all the time 'cept the roofs of houses get in the way... damn suburbs!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragonfire1477 [/i] [B]Those belonging to older generations (i.e. my dad) tend to have lower opinions about people with piercings such as that. While it would be wrong for them to judge you simply by exterior appearences, I think you would better your chances by taking it out. That's just in case, I wouldn't want to risk it. [/B][/QUOTE] I would leave it in! but my mum won't let me get my eyebrow pierced, my dad doesn't care if I do he'd full on let me. thing is my mum doesn't care if I get piercings anywhere just not my eyebrow which I really want done, I'm not gonna pierce my lip/chin coz it'll seem like I'm copying my friend, and I'm planing to get more ear piercings soon and also hopefully I can get my mum to let me do my eyebrow. It took her a year to convince her to let mr get my ears done a second time, so I have some hope [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by velvet paws[/i] [B]and I'm getting my tounge and a tatoo done as soon as I hit 18 (well more likely 17 if I can find the right place)[/B][/QUOTE] I'm getting a tatoo when I'm fifteen ^_^ I'm allowed to, just go to a tatoo parlour and either lie about my age or have parents permission...

ok everyone keeps saying that they should use a comdom while having casual sex, who's the one thats meant to wear it? guys! so don't blame women for getting pregnant, ok sure we should remind them to wear one, but they break. and yes contraseption pills would be good to but alot of people are embaressed to go to their doctors about it, I would because my doctor is a guy, so you're pretty much saying to the doctor "I'm planning to have sex sometime this week." you know I'd give anything to see a guy have a baby, like in the movie junior. people should just acept that abortion is something you can't get rid of, the world is over populated and alot of people have abortions, so thats alot mor people in the world if they couldn't/didn't have one. one thing I hate is the fact that what james said about fathers not living up to responsibilities is true I have only one friend who's father hasn't [i]cheated[/i] or left their mum, I'm just glad my dad hasn't, I can't live without him as my fater figure, actually I can't live without having dad! so that would sorta make me "daddies little girl" true as it is I'm not denying it

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] I had a err... [i]mental[/i].. list of who I would kill... matter o' fact, I still do :shifty: :shifty: ... though there's no one any of you would know in there. [/B][/QUOTE] :eek: same here 'cept I group people togerther like "teenies" *shudders* no offence to anyone who happens to be a teeny-boper or anything, its just my school is full of 'em so... I basicly don't like them me and obi are gonna kill the "butthole" faries, (just something we made up to explain why we get holes in clothes, which happens alot for me because I walk every where and wear out the inside thighs on my pants) because I got holes in my favourite jeans today (evil faries!) so another thing we do is make up little creatures... which reminds me I gotta go hunt some sugars!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by asar [/i] [B] Even if they don't actually ejaculate, there is still the risk of pregnancy because during intercourse semen may "leak" out in what's called pre-cum. It still can cause pregnancy. That's also why the withdrawal method of contaception doesn't work. [/B][/QUOTE] Yes I know this but still its hard to get the 'feeling' if someone is kicking and thrashing at you... but still abourtion should be left to the woman, especially after what crazy white boy said about the girls and the coat hangers, thats gross. its as bad as when I was told a woman used a vaccume cleaner to get rid of her foetus.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kittie [/i] [B][color=seagreen] i made up a couple lists when i was wee one! ;) i had a list of all the kute bois at school....that was my fan list :blush: i had a list of all the people i want or would kill... and i also had a list of what i'd name my kids... i still have those list too...but a [i] lot [/i] of things have changed since then... [/color] :wave: [/B][/QUOTE] I have lists of those things too... just can't help myself I un-conciously make lists of priorities and stuff