Albert Flasher

[COLOR=Sienna]More than a Feeling by Boston is my new theme song. [B] I looked out this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away It?s more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) ?till I see marianne walk away I see my marianne walkin? away So many people have come and gone Their faces fade as the years go by Yet I still recall as I wander on As clear as the sun in the summer sky It?s more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) ?till I see marianne walk away I see my marianne walkin? away When I?m tired and thinking cold I hide in my music, forget the day And dream of a girl I used to know I closed my eyes and she slipped away She slipped awa y. she slipped away. It?s more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) ?till I see marianne walk away I see my marianne walkin? away[/B] MORE THAN A FEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLING [/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Hanabishi Recca]I acually watched that today. Are there only 4 in the series? It wasn't the most messed up thing I've ever seen. I think there are some other graphical things I've seen... [B]Yaoi[/B]. Search for that on google image search. There is also messed up people out there that post naked pictures of themself. Have a fun. Edit: Searching on goolge... make sure you look at the pictures really in depth. Also, look at the sites it takes you to.[/QUOTE] [COLOR=Sienna] There are a lot things on the internet crazier than anime gay porn. Seriously. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Yay! Your college staff is now more organised! Unfortunatly, they're a significantly more organised [I][B]DEATH SQUAD[/B][/I]. There are no survivors. I wish it was 2010 so the winter olympics in Whistler could get here faster.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]I'm curious; didn't you learn anything in biology class or sex ed or anything? I mean, ask your partner or use a condom or, as the case may be, don't use dirty needles! I'm really sorry for you but seriously, this is the kind of thing that happens when your not responsible for your love life. Anyways, y'know, just because you have HIV doesn't mean your life is over. Obviously you'll have to change your lifestyle but it's not over yet. In the mean time, do what makes you happy and try not to think about it... I know it's not easy but... might as well try.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]No. Wish denied. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Sucks to be you! I wish Adolf Hitler had been killed in World War I, and the National Socialists had never come to exist.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]I'm going to be doing a lot of what can accuratly be described as 'Sitting on my ***' combined with 'Losing at the new Tomb Raider game'. Why losing, you ask? It's hard to play with one hand. *zing* Lame joke. But seriously, I'm going to do **** all for the majority of the summer. I don't, y'know, do uhh... anything. I can't even play video games online because my internet react negativly to the summer heat and laggs rediculously, although it laggs fairly rediculously on a good day. I also, frankly, hate the summer because of the heat. Give me cold and grey any day...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Is incredibley random and, since people apparantly like things that are stupidly random, that makes you cool... right?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Has a qoute from Rush in his sig, and, since Rush is one of the greatest rock bands of all time, that instantly makes him cool.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Silver. Silver is... Cool.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]I assume the long pause between when I posted and Prick Wizard posted means it's not easy to find anything nice to say about me. Excellent >:^O Above^^ Is apparantly my lord and master, so I best be saying many a-nice thing or I'll be beaten... again. [/COLOR]

[quote name='Boo][size=1']Someone sent me a filmclip in which you saw a woman shove a plastic object of pleasure in a man's... yeah... That was awful. [/size][/quote] [COLOR=Sienna] You saw it too?! I was going to mention it but I didn't want to give people friggin nightmares! COULD NOT SLEEP FOR A WEEK! At least, not without a jockstrap on...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Has 'man' in their username. That's pretty cool.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Oh, speaking of Google versions, you have got to visit Gizoogle. It's like Snoop Dog's version of Google. Everything translates into 'gangsta' and is absolutely hilarious. It has a 'textilizer' that translates anything you want into 'gangsta' and makes me laugh out loud. The O's in Gizoogle are spinners, too, so it's cool. Example: [B]Is this tha real life- Is this jizzy fantasizzles in a landslide- No escape fizzy realizzle yo eyes Look up ta tha skies n see- I'm jizzay a poor boy,i need no sympathy- coz I'm eazy come,easy go, A shawty high,little low, Anyway tha wind blows,doesn't really matta ta me, To me [/B] Hilarious![/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Once upon a time there was a picture circulating the internet of a girl in a bathtub drinking (Yes, drinking) her own feces. It's hard to describe but, than again, you probably wouldn't want me to describe it. I've also seen a man get his penis caught in a mousetrap. I officially hate Rotten.com. It was disgusting >.>[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Good choice Morpheus, although I think that isn't even Led Zepplin's best (Stairway to Heaven!), but a good song anyways. I'd like to make another nomination... Pink Floyd's Wish you were Here [B] So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blue skys from pain. Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade Your heros for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl, Year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.[/B] Come to think of it, the whole 'Wish you were Here' album could be up for the Greatest Song Ever. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You are now the smartest being the multiverse! Unfortuantly, this 'multiverse' you speak of does not exist, and your [i]still[/i] just a foolish human. I wish I was a lvl 36 Dargon Slayer. (You made me think DnD...)[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You can now play the quad guitar! Unfortuantly for you, there has never been any music written for the quad guitar. Your skill is now useless. I wish I had a very big remote control for my TV that could do anything.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]I'd be one of those lazy fat angles who floats around on a cloud all day, eating cheetos and Philly Cream Cheese, watching college girls take showers with my Angle-Vision while telling god to 'Chill the **** out once in a while.' [/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna] Name: Marcus LeGray Age: 34 Nationality: Canadian Appearance: Marcus is a fairly heavily-built person, not exactly musculer but not exactly flabby either. 'Average build' best describes him. He has fairly long (Not shoulder length, but just a bit shorter) dirty-blond hair, which is rarley washed and greasey. He's got very dark blue eyes, and wears roundish, thin, blue-rimmed glasses. Proffession: Journalist. He covers stories of environmental importance and development. Reason for coming on expedition: Marcus was sent on the expedition by Earthnews Net, his employer, to cover the breaking news that would no doubt garner huge ratings back on earth. Personality: Marcus is a fairly laid back guy for a journalist, he isn't overly concerned about how he looks or his hair or something else anal like that, he's just a regular, every day guy. He's a bit adventurous and will push the envelop to get at a story, sometimes putting himself in great risks, but will still help out his friends. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Go on the date with the nerd... I'm a nerd, she's a nerd... It works. Choose: Having your testicles/ovaries pulled out through your nostrels (Through some kind of magic in which you don't die) OR Fighting Vin Diesel in a 1-on-1 fight to the death.[/COLOR]

[quote name='Retribution][size=1']Not if they were handed the almighty IP ban. This would prevent them (and everyone with a similar IP address) from ever logging onto OB again.[/size][/quote][COLOR=Sienna] Not necessarily... many dial-up accounts use a system where they log into a different IP every time they dial on. I've experianced this elsewhere I've been IP banned but just reconnected and it was fine. Maybe my computer is just unique butI have about 3-4 different IP's that my computer cycles through. Not to mention IP maskers and changers.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna][B]Throw off those chains of reason And your prison disappears.[/B] Rush - Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Great choice. It's an incredible job and does a superb job mixing rock and opera in the way only Queen could. However, my choice for The Greatest Song Ever is... [B] Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres[/B] [url]http://www.lyricscafe.com/r/rush/034.htm[/url] I'd post the lyrics here but the song is so long (18 minutes) that the lyrics would take up to much space, so just click the link. Even then, you can't really appreciate the song until you hear it and listen to all the intricacies and instrumentation that just blows my mind.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]Why don't they just do what we do in Canada? French and English are the two predominant languages, so we kinda stuck them both together and got this: O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, We stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux, Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux. Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix. Ton histoire est une épopée, Des plus brillants exploits. Et ta valeur, de foi trempée, Protégera nos foyers et nos droits. Protégera nos foyers et nos droits. Although, in most English parts of the country, the French part is sung in English, it's still a nice concept to have it as the official anthem.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Sienna]I'm curious as to why so many people have obsessions with cats.. to me, the cat as always been a... well, boring creature. It walks around, cries for food, makes you open the door for it to go out, feed it, care for it etc... and, in return, you get... nothing except having to take care of it more. I mean, with a dog or something, you know that the dog will always be there for you... it's a dog and it's a companion and it's just generally cool. With a cat, it wouldn't care who it's owner was as long as it was fed. Why do people like cats so much?[/COLOR]