So I was at the comic shop today. I was browsing a few things...noticing Superboy is apparently an evil, badass character these days? :o I saw more great Alex Ross work(one of my idols...seriously, the man is a modern comics/art GOD), and all was well...[b]until The Worst Comic Book Fanboy Funk Ever?[/b] appeared on the scene. These bastards just completely destroyed everyone's innocent enjoyment of a day at the comic book store with their Great Cloud of FILTH....an Aura of Foul? the likes of which I have never experienced before. It was nearly as fascinating as it was disgusting....I couldn't believe someone would enter a public place smelling like this. The guy standing next to me was also browsing some book, and I noticed his reaction....about 2 seconds after they walked by, he did a double take....he had this look on his face just like me[i]...."WHAT the ****? Come on, now, SERIOUSLY."[/i] He looked angry...like someone just pissed in his pizza. The smell was like straight up ****. It was like they literally rolled around in beds of ****, making sure there clothes were saturated with crapjuice, to smell as horrid as possible before going out today. There are homeless people who don't even smell this bad. I was annoyed, yet highly amused at the situation all at once...I put the book back on the shelf and just left the damn store.
Has anyone ever experienced someone that smelled so putrid like this? I would assume that at that level of funk, you'd realize you smell like the inside of a turd, and proceed to "wash ya ***" as the great old Red Foxx said. I'm still shocked that someone would go out like that....it's basically the same thing as if you shitted on yourself for whatever reason, and then decided to go out to a house party without even wiping yourself. There's just no way you can be THAT musty and not realize it.