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[QUOTE=Sojiro47] Would you rather be a Super Hero in a city without a lot of crime? Or... Would you rather be a Super Villan in a city with a lot of Super Heros?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gona go with the first choice. I mean, I would have all these cool superpower's, and I could just live my everyday life with them, without having to use them on bad guy's. Would you rather do a hit and run on somebody? Or.... Would you rather have somebody do a hit and run on you?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Sojiro47] Would you rather swim in shark infested waters? Or... Would you rather live in a house full of bats?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'll go with option number 2. Because I would use the bat's and train myself, and then one day I would become the [B]Batman[/B]. Would you rather be killed by a homocidal killer? Or.... Would you rather kill someone for no apparent reason? [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Sojiro47] Would you rather shovel snow for 5 hours, non stop? Or... Would you rather watch 15 screamimg kids for 3 hours?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with shoveling snow for 5 hour's. I mean, at least i'll get some peace and quiet. Would you rather go to bed early and not be able to get on the computer for the night? Or.... Would you rather stay up late(on the computer), but feel like crap the next day? [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Sojiro47] Would you rather take Karate? Or... Would you rather take Kung Fu?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] Hmmm....I think i'm gonna take option number 2 because it sounds cooler. Would you rather bungee-jump off a bridge and land on a chimpanzee? Or.... Would you rather bungee-jump off the Empire State Building and land on a gorilla?[/COLOR] [/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Sojiro47] Would you rather never have a girl-friend/boy-friend for the rest of your life? Or... Would you rather have every one of your secrets known throghout the world?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with the first choice. I mean, you didn't say anything about a [I]wife[/I].^^ Would you rather subscribe to Shonen Jump? Or... Would you rather share your friend's issue's? [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Video Game Goddess] Hate someone forever OR Have them hate you?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] Hmmm....I think i'm gonna have to go with option 2. I mean, that one right there really all depend's on who's doing the hating. Would you rather lay in a hospital bed for 3 month's? Or.... Would you rather watch nothing but Teletubbies for a week? [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=2006DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange]Okay! I finally got to see 1-9 on youtube and I'm waiting for 10 with hunger in my eyes! This show is AWESOME!!! [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Yeah....in case you missed it.....Episode 10 is out. So please, go feast your eye's with the awesome Episode 10.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Video Game Goddess][SIZE=1][COLOR=Teal] Would you rather: Make out with the person you like? OR Make out with the cutest person in school?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna have to go with the person I like. I mean, I may not like the cutest person in school, so therefore I may not enjoy making out with her. Would you rather own a Playstation 3 and all the game's that have been released so far? Or.... Would you rather [B]never be able to play Halo 3[/B]?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Awesome, I actually won for once. [strike]Man i'm awesome.[/strike] Alright, let me give this a shot.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j95/Dbzman26/deathnote0603LG.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Now, please amuse me.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Well, I just got done watching Episode 10, and I gotta admit that I don't think i've ever been that " on-the-edge" about a [spoiler]tennis match.[/spoiler] I mean, the whole thing was pretty intense. And i'm just loving it more and more each time I see L and Light trying to outwit one another. So, yeah, that was a great episode. Can't wait till Episode 11.^^[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=chaos Alvis] Would u rather be locked inside a cube for 10 years then let out?(with food and water) OR would u rather be the only person on the world(note ur the only person on the face of the planet...which means there are animals and plants with u :D) [/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to go with the second choice for sure. I mean, at least i'll have some peace and quiet. Would you rather break your arm? Or.... Would you rather break your best friend's arm?[/COLOR] [/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Sojiro47] Would you rather live the rest of your life drinking nothing but ginger ale? Or... Would you rather work in a liquor store forever, but not be able to have any?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to go with the second choice. I mean, I don't really like liquor anyway's. Would you rather have your computer crash, and you not have any back-ups? Or.... Would you rather not be able to speak for a month?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial] ...Scylla? or ...Charybdis?[/FONT][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] Hmmm.....well, considering the fact that I do not know what either of those are, nor do I have the time to look them up and see, I think i'm gonna have to go with the second choice. Would you rather have a ton of homework? Or.... Would you rather get hardly any sleep, but get all your homework done, and make A's on all of it?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Would you rather be the one at the office holiday party drinking egg nog and singing 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' off key while wearing one of the table decorations on your head. [center]or[/center] Would you rather be the one at your friend's New Years Eve party completely pissed (UK Pissed meaning drunk not US Pissed meaning angry) after a shedload of alcohol singing your own personal version of Santa Baby. [/color][/font][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to go with the first choice. Mainly because I can see myself more in that kinda've postion than at a cool New Year's Eve party. Would you rather burn the skin off your mouth with a flaming hot dog? Or.... Would you rather burn the skin off your lip's with a flaming cheeseburger?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmmm.....well, since I have been into Stonesour a lot lately, I think i'm gonna have to nominate one of their song's. Which would be "30-30-150", it's probably my favorite song by them or at least one of my favorite's. So, yeah, I say "30-30-150".[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Japan_86][COLOR=DarkRed]Their first cd that came out about two years ago was it? Anyways that first cd I wasn't too impressed with. A student teacher in high school let me borrow it. I haven't listened the entire cd that just came out recently though I do like that one single that they have. From what my friends tell me, the album is pretty mediocure in general. Nothing to go crazy about. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Well, in my opinion, they're latest cd, "Come What(ever) May" is my favorite cd of their's yet. But if you do like Stonesour, I recommend listening to the rest of the cd, its pretty good. Of course, that's just my opinion.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial] Speaking of chocolate, would you rather have.... ...white chocolate? or ...dark chocolate?[/FONT][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna go with the dark chocolate. I mean, its just tastes better to me. Would you rather have the superpower to fart extremely loudly? Or.... Would you rather have the superpower to drink chocolate milk through your eyeball's?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [QUOTE=The13thMan][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic] Would you rather master the electric guitar or master guitar hero? [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Whoops, seems I skipped you. Anyway's, I would definetly rather master the electric guitar. Mainly because it's alway's been a dream of mine.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial] So then, would you rather sneeze... ..while drinking? or ...while chewing? [/FONT][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna go with the second choice. I mean, nothing says "I hate you" more than food chunks splattered in someone's face at over 200 mph. Would you rather be old and rich? Or.... Would you rather be young and athletic, but dirt poor?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....that would probably have to be Alburquerque by Weird Al Yankovic. Here's the lyrics. NOTE: Extremely long post, because its a long song. Sorry. Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin' It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and kneew for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "You got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "NO, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I HATE SAUERKRAUT! That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up old universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque (belch) That song is hilarious.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna] Would You Rather... ... being trapped in the hull of a WWII Battleship while it's sinking, with no way out? OR ... be trapped in the cockpit of a WWII era fighter plane that's on fire and plumetting into the ocean with a malfunctioning ejection seat?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]The second one definetly. I mean, I hate would hate to be trapped in a the hull of a WWII Battleship that's sinking with no way out. That would just suck. Would you rather drink Jack's tea? Or.... Would you rather drink Milo's tea?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna] Would You Rather... ... be locked in a room with Chris Rock? OR ... be locked in a room with Adam from Mythbusters?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] Hmmm....I think i'm gonna have to go with Adam. I mean, he's cool alright? Besides, Chris Rock would get on my nerves with all his talking. Would you rather be killed by a rampaging otter? Or.... Would you rather be killed by a rampaging gofer? (My oh my, what a misfortunate soul...)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Eureka][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=1] Would you rather: Sing Hillary Duff's greatest hits in front of millions of people or Join an occult for a week ?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]I would join the occult hands down. I mean, there is no way in hell you will ever get me to sing any of Hillary Duff's crap. Would you rather be tiger? Or.... Would you rather be a lion?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....well, if I had to guess, they probably already know. And they just want you to tell them because they don't like you being sneaky about it. But like I said, they probably already know, so yeah, if they approach you directly again, just tell them. Well, thats my 2 cents anyways.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Video Game Goddess] Would you rather ride your meet someone in person from MySpace that you don't know? OR Meet someone from OB that you don't know?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1] [COLOR=DarkRed]Otakuboards definetly. I mean, believe it or not, I actually trust these people on here more than I do those on Myspace. Would you rather [B]be[/B] Chuck Norris? Or..... Would you rather be President George Bush with the skills of Chuck Norris? [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Video Game Goddess] Would you rather eat a catapillar? OR Lick a toilet bowl?[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmmm.....I think i'm gonna eat a caterpillar. Mmmm, tasty. Would you rather get kicked in the face by Captain Planet? Or..... Would you rather suck on your dogs chew toy all day?[/COLOR][/SIZE]