The Spectacular Professor

Yeah, xkcd is pretty good. I haven't read too many, but what I have read is hilarious. I read VGcats sometimes, although they get a little juvenile at times. One that I occasionally catch up with is Pebble Version, which is a Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire parody. I used to religiously read Zelda Comic, but since they haven't updated in months it's hard to catch up.

[quote name='Lunox'][font="trebuchet ms"] I concede, but $10.9 million is still overkill. What does someone do when they only have $1 million in assets? [/font][/QUOTE] That's the beauty of it. These jerks are basically screwed. Unfortunately, I doubt that will stop them.

Gee, I usually lie in bed and read, play video games and watch movies all day. I also drink a lot of sprite to settle my stomach. Also, It feels weird to prescribe chicken soup to a mom, but on my life the stuff really works.

[quote name='G/S/B Master']Fred Phelps: Greatest IRL troll in the world.[/QUOTE] Above quote deserves a meme. [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/1869429654_8d7f15e4d5.jpg?v=0[/IMG] Thank you, Flickr.

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I have to wonder if the people in that church have ever actually read the Bible for themselves. :animesigh[/color][/QUOTE] They didn't. Basically what I get from this is that Phelps is a spiteful, attention-starved bastard who enjoys being on the news so much that he decided to start a business telling God who God should hate. These guys are pure malice-type evil. I was watching the news the other day. They had interviews with the family. Their 7-and-under CHILDREN were using the word "(derogatory gay term starting with f because the censor won't let me say it.)" It sickens me to see people this foolish not only reproduce, but be allowed to raise children. I mean, compared to this, Britney and K-fed's children are gonna turn out like Jesus. In closing, I'm glad I don't attend many military funerals, because if they popped up, there would be more than one nonbreathing attendee.

What a coincidence... my costume involved 2 of those swords, only they were red and blue.

[quote name='Tombstone'][COLOR="Navy"]Got this small looking PSX hooked up... I really didn't expect that thing to be so small. A DS is about the size of this thing.... I think. (Never seen a DS up close)[/COLOR][/QUOTE] That's an accurate description. One time a kid brought one to school (presumably to take to a friend's house) and I mistook it for a Gameboy Advance (those funky lopsided first-gen ones.) Still playing WW. I figured out how to get the last bottle, but now I need to get the friggin' triforce. I hate this quest.

[quote name='MistressRoxie'][color=#9933ff]My mom's pretty Catholic but she's never had a problem with Halloween, and she' pretty much encourages it. I've always gone to trick-or-treating followed by parties and friend's houses, every year, and I know I've hosted a few of those parties - my mom really getting everything together.[/color][/QUOTE] More power to her! I've never understood why so many Christians hate the holiday so much. I am a Christian, and yet here I am in front of my laptop typing this whilst wearing a makeshift pirate outfit. Sure, the "horrid satanists" started this thing, but does anyone talk about that aspect much in the mainstream media anymore? It's not satanic, it's a citywide cosplay convention with free candy. I'm only handing out this year, but I'm lookin' good doing it. I suggest we just ignore the outcries of dead superstitions. Give the children candy. They won't bite. Or drag you down to Hades either.

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']I also like the bonus level for Diablo II Lord of Destruction. Where those cows literally say 'Moo' it's just so silly and stupid that it makes me laugh whenever I play that bonus level. It also makes it hard to take the level seriously.[/QUOTE] Earthworm Jim also has plenty of ones that come out of nowhere, like Heck's background muzak, or the Junkyard boss's fish belches.

[quote name='Lunox'][font="trebuchet ms"] Even as a teenbopper I don't see the attractiveness, lol. He's possibly the least attractive guy I've ever seen.[/font][/QUOTE] That's 'cuz I went out of my way to find the ponytail mohawk. I swear, this guy's hair jumped shark before his audition episode.

[quote name='Lunox'][font="trebuchet ms"] :rolleyes: Oh man, how did I forget [i]that[/i] kid...? [/font][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.ramblestrip.com/sanjaya_scary.jpg[/IMG] How can you not love that face? (:luv: says the tonedeaf teenyboppers.)

[quote name='James'][color=#606060]Well, most of the world would spell it "Theatre". Americans just have to spell things phoenetically for some reason.[/color][/QUOTE] Actually, it's becoming more common in America too, I think. Though it's kind of ironic that America is the biggest mixture of cultures out there, and yet we still do that. (Firefox says it's spelled "theater," incidentally.)

[quote name='Lunox'][font="trebuchet ms"]The only likable singer this show has produced is Kelly Clarkson.[/font][/QUOTE] Do I sense discontent with the greatness of Sanjaya Malakar?

[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Anyone think Youtard would be good for people who spend all their time watching stupid youtube vids?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] New comeback: You mean like Project Awesomeness?:D (JK, the assassin thing was kinda funny.) Anyway, I just remembered another one. My last name just happens to rhyme with Whore. Luckily, this was discovered once in my 8th grade year and never mentioned again. Last time I was insulted past that point (crude comments about my siter, they were) heads nearly rolled.

[quote name='Korey']:o Really? Deer that Moo? That game has to be played by everyone now. Quick, quick, go and play it now. I'm assuming they make more cow noises when slain?[/QUOTE] EVERYTHING sounds weird when you kill it. I recommend the game, since it's free, but only if you can stomach a fair amount of engrish, since it's made by a company in the Philippines (it's better than most, admittedly,) and annoying newbies who won't stop party inviting you no matter how often you decline.

[quote name='Sandy']Also, those options suck.[/QUOTE] In that vein, of all things, why burn down a church? You're going to have to answer to God in a few minutes, anyway. You sure you want to arson His house?:smirk:

[quote name='Kitchen Sink']I think that, at least in New Zealand, Cartoon Network has jumped the shark. All it ever seems to show are episode after episode of either My Gym Partner is a Monkey (asinine) or Camp Lazlo (also asinine).[/QUOTE] Cartoon Network runs on said Shark-Jumping cartoons, makes more every Friday, and has been going on like this since said Steven Spielberg cartoons. They're only ever good with Anime, and even then sometimes they hit-and-miss. Seinfeld is another one. I never got to witness it firsthand, but I heard the finale was a sight to behold (in a bad way.)

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Because: [list=1][*][FONT="Arial"]I am not Chuck Norris.[/FONT] [*][FONT="Arial"]Even if I was, a roundhouse kick does not earn style points. It also hurts my foot. Meteors are hard, dude.[/FONT][/list][/FONT][/QUOTE] Yeah, but in saving the world, you use up part of your Hadouken count for the day. I would kick the crap outta the meteor, then go on to blow up random cities I don't like, since those were going to be destroyed anyway.

Why Hadouken when a simple roundhouse kick will do? I'd probably spend time with friends and family. I like those people.

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]And so god said verily [B]"After 7 days of sleeplessness, feast on my fruits of labor. Then, I shall give thee the holy gift to... SHOW DEM ZOMBIES YA BOOMSTICK!"[/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE] An excerpt from the Book of Armaments: [FONT="Book Antiqua"][I]"First, thou shalt pull thine Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to Three. No more, no less. Thou shalt not count to Four. Nor shalt thou count to Two, excepting that thou then proceed to Three. Five is right out. Once thou hast reached Three, being the Third number, thou shalt lob thine Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine enemy. And thine enemy, being naughty in mine sight, Shalt snuff it."[/I][/FONT] Amen.

Right, I'm officially in dire need of a Wii. This is amazing!!!!! I hope you can use parts from existing stages, because a combination of SMB2 and Dreamworld stages would make a fantastic Green Hill Zone.

[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Anyone think Youtard would be good for people who spend all their time watching stupid youtube vids?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] :shifty: I resent that. Yeah, I understand the implications. I myself enjoy contradicting you from time to time. It just strikes me as funny that we're now using the thread to make up new insults.

[quote name='Japan_86'][COLOR="DarkRed"]I'd hightail it to the Catholic Cathedral. There is a Mexican resturant nearby and 7 11 nearby, however, I can live off the communion items. The windows are high up and there's heavy doors that can be bolted. Plus there are various sharp objects that can be used as weapons. My college campus would be horrible. The place that does have food has a lot of big windows and the campus is in walking distance of two cemeteries.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] You forgot about a Church's main weapon against the scourge of the underworld. Holy Water. Remember to repent before dining if you're running on wine and wafers.

I'm beginning to think irony is Otakuboards' thing. For example, this stupidity of namecalling thread has become a KH bashing thread. Love it.

I just remembered another one. I've been playing an MMO called "Tales of Pirates" lately. It's kind of fun, but one of the weirdest things is the monster sound effects. 3 Words: Deer. That. Moo. Yeah, it's crazy.