The Spectacular Professor

[IMG]http://img.search.com/thumb/6/60/Dark_Helmet_angry.jpg/300px-Dark_Helmet_angry.jpg[/IMG] back to Spaceballs... The Schwartz ball crusher technique is far more powerful than your choking parlor tricks. Uh-oh, looks like you went over his helmet.

[IMG]http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/tetraimages/tt017/tt0119641.jpg[/IMG] As the ferocious kitten stalks her prey, the poor young ball of yarn is struck down long before it could mature to laundryhood. Sorry, no job for bleach here.

[IMG]http://www.cnnturk.com/images/haber/mj_d1.jpg[/IMG] Oh, how I yearn for the days before he turned himself white. EDIT: wow, looks like that last one had Mikey putting his [I]nose to the grindstone[/I] in order to clear his image.

Not if you're untouchable. [IMG]http://lucytheblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hammer.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.cristianrosa.cl/imagenes/freakazoid.gif[/IMG] Ha! He's just like a baby with superpowers! He runs around in underwear! (Last pic of mine was Captain "White Chase" Smoker of [U]One Piece's[/U] World Government Marines. He is awesome, and rivals Chuck Norris' manliness.)

Well, all I can say about the last 2 updates is: if I hadn't read closer, I would have thought Little Mac was playable. Weird. EDIT: Okay, so no one wants to talk about King Dedede? He looks pretty fun to play as.

[IMG]http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/19/250px-Smoker.png[/IMG] All the cool folks are in the Marines.

[IMG]http://www.theocportal.com/immagini/prison-break-3-1.jpg[/IMG] Try it. I dare you.

[IMG]http://www.spacecast.com/images/News/iron_man_poster_rdax_500x736.jpg[/IMG] Laugh while you can, penguins. Soon your reign of box office terror shall end!

When I DO have sleep problems, They usually revolve around outside traffic, the surface I'm trying to sleep on, or solving problems. One of the most common ones is figuring out a boss strategy for a video game. If I can't kill them one way, I stay up half the night figuring out another way to.

Well, there's only one thing I can say to that: [IMG]http://www.syncgaming.com/UserFiles/Image/news/52006/earthjim2screen1.jpg[/IMG] EAT DIRT, MONOPOLY-HOLDING SUITS!

You know what I love about this place? This thread, where we were earlier discussing the benefits and flaws of inside jokes, has BECOME an inside joke. Yep, that's how we roll...

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Um, the same frames moving backward would be counterclockwise. Doi. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] Here's proof for you all: I can get both feet to rotate in opposite directions. It's real. Anyway, I guess I'm left-brained, but I can change it with a little effort.

[quote name='Shy'][size=1]Aside from Knuckles (who I've always hated) I am quite fond of all of the Sonic Adventure characters. It's just a shame that the game was such crap.[/size][/QUOTE] That's definitely an... atypical opinion on fav Sonic characters. Not that I mind, I see SOME value in Big, but you're the first person I've met who's favorites roster is practicaly reverse of everyone else's. On that note, my first console was a Genesis. I'm gonna be looking more forward to spin-dashing Mario off a cliff than owning Sonic with Mario (Not that Mario isn't awesome. Can anyone say Regis Philbin for Brawl?

But just our luck, you have to sell your soul to satan to get those prices. [IMG]http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1227_inhouse_brands/image/8_wal-mart.jpg[/IMG] EDIT: Crap. Thanks, Allamorph!

But he is no match against the mortal enemy of all doctors: [IMG]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/24/bond2_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg[/IMG]

[quote name='The Blue Jihad']And so help me God, if I have to hear anything from Sonic in-game, I'm going to kick a kitten, a puppy, and then step on a hamster. In that order. Going to get rid of his stupid arse voice and music. I'll hack my Wii if I have to.[/QUOTE] And yet another thing we can blame 4Kids for. The old VA Rawks. On that note, I would like to say that gunplay was FAR from the worst thing to happen to Shadow the Hedgehog. Cussing in a Sonic game? THAT was what sucked about it. Also, the fact that one single misguided homing dash on even the earliest levels would send you careening off a cliff. Also, I look forward to the release of this game more than ever thanks to this news. I think I'll head over to the GameFAQs board to see how much worse it's gotten thanks to this news.

And the entire trilogy is less than half as good without this guy. [IMG]http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20060616/1173_950156806_michael_j._fox__158__H095743_L.jpg[/IMG] Your point?

[quote name='The Blue Jihad']I say we should just pit Japan and AzureWolf against each other in a fight to the death, videotape it, host the vid, and then discuss it in OL. That'll spice things up a bit. Or better yet, a bunch of you can meet up with me and Charles for our McDonalds Fight Club.[/QUOTE] I thought the first two rules were you don't talk about that!

Your poser is crazy. [IMG]http://damox.com/cars/thumbs/Delorean/1981_Delorean_DMC12.jpg[/IMG] But that's what they said about my Flux Capacitor!

[IMG]http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/animaniacs_tv.gif[/IMG] Animaniacs is a better show.

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Anyway, about all this inside joke nonesense, it can be annoying at times. I [i]do not[/i] like to be called Rat Boy for instance, in fact I take offense to it when anyone other than indifference uses it. She gets to because she is a personal friend who even asked permission to call me that, so really it should only be an 'inside joke' between the two of us - it's not as inside as I'd like it to be right now ^^;;[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Ah, fine. I'll stop. I'll miss it, but I'll stop. Although I have to agree with Sandy. It's almost a term of endearment. Also, You're not [I]like[/I] a mascot, you [U]are[/U] a mascot. I mean, who else is ever actually here? (besides me. I barely have an opinion around here.) Who keeps half the place running? Oddly enough, it's you. You punk. EDIT: I just noticed that Allamorph sigged me. Maybe I DO belong! (Or maybe I'm just way too happy about this.)

[quote name='Boo'][size=1]But meep. As Charles stated it, OtakuBoards pretty much always dies. Can't do anything about it. Soon it'll turn to ashes and become the grass. The antilopes eat the grass and OtakuBoards eats the antilope. It's the circle of life. Can't do anything about it at all.[/size][/QUOTE] Wow, we're top of the food chain! Actually, if I remember right, the place picks up a little during Summer, so not too many worries (this also explains to me our demographic, though I plan to stay a while after I graduate.)

[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="goldenrod"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh and if you combine them together, you can say I've put in 100 hours for Zelda games. Not on just one individual game though. I have played some of them more than once, I've just never hit 100 hours for just one game. But together? I've played Ocarina of Time, The Wind Waker and Twilight Princess, so together that's well over 100 hours. In fact, I should pull out Twilight Princess and play it again since it's been a while since I beat the game. That and I never got around to beating the cave of ordeals. [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Cave of Ordeals isn't too bad, if you have a good strategy. I hear the second time is harder, though (I haven't gotten around to it, since I got slaughtered on that floor with 2 Ironknuckles on my first try.)

Huns? Haven't you seen Mulan? [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/The_Art_of_Walt_Disney_book_cover.jpg/400px-The_Art_of_Walt_Disney_book_cover.jpg[/IMG]