The Spectacular Professor

[quote name='chibi-master' date='29 November 2010 - 05:14 PM' timestamp='1291079674' post='702268'] Oh, I'll be seeing it, no doubt. I just won't like Rapunzel. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]I'm not sure that's an option, even if you do hate her voice. It's like she was genetically engineered for maximum cute.[/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' date='28 November 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1291007436' post='702242'] WAT. You are now required to stay at least 17 feet away from me at all times. Weirdo. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]You have nothing to fear. I happen to know for a fact that you have perfect diction.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I have fallen in love with Mandy Moore's lisp. At this point I officially fear myself.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I knew he shouldn't have had the lasagna. RIP Leslie, you will be missed, and I'll most likely be watching [b]Airplane![/b] again sometime this week.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Finally got off my butt and listened to the first episode. Chibi, you sound kind of like Megami33, anyone ever tell you that? Good stuff. I'll listen to more tomorrow.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Had a freakin' blizzard on Monday. Now it's all over and I love it. Except for driving on it, that sucks.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I think my new signature is pretty great.[/font]

[quote name='Lyndy' date='23 November 2010 - 04:03 PM' timestamp='1290557020' post='702082'] So many blond jokes. Everywhere I look, there are blond jokes, and most of them are directed at me. [/quote] [img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/110/9/1/New_Awesome_Face_by_DarkMetaKnightFTW.png[/img]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I stand firm in my belief that turkey is the tofu of the carnivorous world. It tastes like whatever you put on it. That being said, everything else on the Thanksgiving spread is typically delicious enough to make up for it. On topic, though, there are a number of reasons fast food chains stay open on holidays like this as well as year-round. They're fast and affordable, for one thing, but I think the obvious answer is the one nobody wants to admit to. They're delicious. Deny it all you want, but deep down you know that you would never return to McDonald's if you didn't like it. You have a favorite menu item, a favorite drink, you plan for this kind of thing. No need to be ashamed. It's not good for you, but you wouldn't be eating it if it weren't tasty. It's when you make a habit out of it that it becomes dangerous. [spoiler]Thanksgiving is probably my healthiest eating day of the year.[/spoiler][/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' date='22 November 2010 - 04:07 AM' timestamp='1290427676' post='702032'] WHAT. THE. HELL. I have an English paper to turn in today, but something has happened to my pictures, music and documents. Every time I try to open something, I get an error message saying something about a corrupted file! [color="#8B0000"][size="7"][font="Impact"][i][b]GAH!!![/b][/i][/font][/size][/color] [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Boot up your computer in safe mode and run a virus scan. Last time this happened to me, someone was trying to con me into paying for malware. If you find the source, get the name of it and check online to make sure you find all the files associated with it as well. For future prevention, if you're not already using [url="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865/"]AdBlock Plus[/url] (assuming you use Firefox, of course), I recommend it. Turns out those banner ads can sneak in some pretty nasty code.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I just discovered Cleverbot. [attachment=14927:KeanuCleverbot.png] I am happy with everything right now.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Prince Ali! Futer is he![/font]

[quote name='Sangome' date='18 November 2010 - 10:39 PM' timestamp='1290148782' post='701952'] [color="#9932CC"][font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]Elaborate.[/font][/color] [/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM8V3cHdSC4[/media] [font="Comic Sans MS"]I feel dirty just knowing this exists.[/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' date='18 November 2010 - 06:10 PM' timestamp='1290132610' post='701948'] WHAT. Wait, why am I a goldfish? [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]To save the Digital World, of course. Why else? So they're making a Twilight ripoff out of the story of Little Red Riding Hood. [u][b][size="7"]WHAT.[/size][/b][/u][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Oh, those are just my buddies from the Platypus Biker Gang. They must have gotten lost on the way to the wardrobe, I'll come pick 'em up in a minute. Do you like the flag bandannas or are they too much?[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Would you guys quit making fun of my bro Justin? He's totally cool, we're gonna go on a Taco Bell run later.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]You'll never guess who I got to hang with today. [center][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/IMG00083.jpg[/IMG][/center] Mah boi Justin. (Sorry about the resolution. I used my cell phone and the lighting was bad.)[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Personally, I suggest turning the hose on the people getting freaky on your front lawn rather than on their traces. Hey, it works with dogs.[/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' date='15 November 2010 - 01:46 PM' timestamp='1289857597' post='701858'] I'll bite. What did you need to call the cops so many times for? STUPENDOUS DAY, EVERYBODY! [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]SHE'S AT IT AGAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!![/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Well, CaNz, those puns weren't quite good enough for an official CSI: Miami "YEEEAAAAAAH", but I'm willing to grant you an honorary Phineas & Ferb parody one. [center][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGlL3hxaCY[/media][/center] (Skip to 6 seconds, apparently the coding for that doesn't work for embedding.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I found Katamari Damacy at Gamestop. Today is a good day.[/font]

[quote name='Vicky' date='13 November 2010 - 11:15 AM' timestamp='1289675736' post='701813'] I'm hungry too. But I've been paid and ordered a Chinese. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Cannibal.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][url="http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/10/epic-win-photos-double-rainbow-win/#comments"][img]http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ffe99118-d3bc-4158-98bf-20f26c53399d.jpg[/img][/url] WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Selene jeez don't tattle like that. Anyway, Chibi is correct, "fun" was had, and that is not acceptable. Not for any particular reason, it's just that fun makes people happy and we try to avoid that as much as possible.[/font]