The Spectacular Professor

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Now now, Candace Flynn. You're missing the true problem with this. Here's a quick Wal*Mart employee quiz for you: [quote name='Lyndy' date='11 November 2010 - 07:22 AM' timestamp='1289488957' post='701748'] But I have to say, it was quite fun playing hide-n-seek/tag. [/quote] There is something in this sentence that we the staff of Wal*Mart are intolerant of above all else. It is not Hide and Seek, nor is it tag. What is it?[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I love how I've apparently become [url="http://www.court-records.net/contest/spritecup/spacecoyote-neil-c_hat(a).gif"]Neil Marshall[/url], except with a blue vest and a slightly lower-key hat. Also I'm not dead.[/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' date='10 November 2010 - 08:57 PM' timestamp='1289451440' post='701737'] AHA! I was [b]trying[/b] to tell him that you were one of the irksome hooligans! Did he listen?! NOOOOOOO. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Chibi, I'm the Assistant Manager. I have more pressing matters to attend to. You should have contacted the security department sooner. Or you could have just notified Ralph. [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080723185837/kidswb/images/thumb/9/95/Ralph.jpg/467px-Ralph.jpg[/img] ...I really need to talk to Lord Gavin about renegotiating that guy's salary. He should be paying us to work.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Son of a *****, Kishimoto. Even you know better than to publish your freaking rough draft. [img]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2352/bluh.png[/img] Primus.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]You know what's really, really fun? Pausing Disney movies during transition frames. [center][img]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5886/imtellingyou.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/7748/hesgotthemonkeys.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8002/lovelytosee.png[/img][/center] [s]Blue Robin Williams[/s] The Genie is a neverending fountain of these. I could spend all week just screencapping how damn weird his face gets during the split seconds you can't see.[/font]

[quote name='CaNz' date='08 November 2010 - 09:53 AM' timestamp='1289238831' post='701627']and criminals cant be judges! [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Depends on which one they became first. Unfortunately, Chibi, you still can't be the judge or jury, because here's the real twist: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qylj2SuMllw[/media] Everyone was Clopin.[/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' date='07 November 2010 - 08:44 PM' timestamp='1289191440' post='701606'] LIES!!! LIES!!! ALL LIES AND SLANDER!!! [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"][img]http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/3497/godotheh20mug.gif[/img] Sorry, Chibi. He's right about that particular detail. And as we all know.... [img]http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2168/godotzoomb.gif[/img] The Ace Attorney judicial system goes by guilty until proven innocent! [img]http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3659/godotsniff.gif[/img] That's one of our rules. [img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1157/apollosweats28a29.gif[/img] [color="#4169E1"](...Since when did she suddenly become the defendant?)[/color][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Will it be because the plot is on his side and he's too stupid to know how to lose?[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]You'd think the Day Care couple would have observed this phenomenon by now.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I predict a twofer with Beth and Rach. *nudge nudge wink wink*[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Someone stole my mother's credit card info and used it to buy two shiny new Samsung Galaxy S smartphones. The weird thing is that said phones arrived at our address. Something tells me the perp isn't exactly the sharpest tack in the henhouse.[/font]

[quote name='James' date='03 November 2010 - 09:14 PM' timestamp='1288844089' post='701519'] [font=palatino linotype]They might be venomous, but you're better off thinking twice about koalas. They're twice and cuddly as a platypus AND twice as deadly. [/font] [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]I will not have you slandering my people with the talk of those treacherous fiends. Slippery little creeps aren't even bears. I should probably compile a beta-list of our demands. We and our cousins, the hallowed echidna, require four day work weeks, as well as proper respect for the most notable among us (an excellent newspaper comic centered around one of our number known as Norman was recently discontinued. We sincerely hope that this grievous error be corrected) and platypus-shaped manned robot tanks. You will note that such constructs will be vastly more stable and easier to maneuver than the bipedal ones you arrogant sapiens are always babbling about. We're currently in talks about the rest, but for now these simple requests should suffice and it would please us greatly if they were met.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Okay, so I've tried everything I can think of and to the best of my knowledge, this song fits everything. Here's the best result so far, though. [url="http://tubedubber.com/#4IcYnLcWYYo:R1PCVYytPnA:0:100:0:0:true"]Die Buso[/url] Incidentally, if you've never heard [i]Groovin' Magic[/i] up until this moment, you will never ever unhear it. This song is the Japanese equivalent to the [i]Duck Tales[/i] theme.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]But what of the noble platypus, o wise and glorious prophet? For too long has my kind been laughed at and discriminated against. And for what? Is it not socially acceptable to both bear fur and lay eggs? We are accused of being funny-looking and bizarre almost constantly. I say it is time for this tyranny to end! Rise, my fellow monotremes! We shall ally with the noble and understanding Elvenkind and forge a new era for all of our peoples![/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2av9SQsMIi8[/media] In other news, it looks like Sasuke will be making his return to the series in short order. In retrospect, the armadillo penis thing wasn't so bad.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]That's preposterous. You can't overuse something that never gets old.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][center][img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs955.snc4/74827_1385585653091_1635523578_924415_4233465_n.jpg[/img][/center] Young Steven Spielberg! This is most definitely not pretty much a pair of fake glasses and a baseball cap added to what I normally wear.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]NOOOOOOOO but at the same time YES.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I was going to be Malcolm Reynolds, but some unforeseen expenses threw a wrench in that plan. However, I still want to dress up and I might be able to pull off a young Stephen Spielberg. All it really requires is a baseball cap, some fake glasses and a plaid shirt. This would be even more fun because I have a shift at the theater on Sunday and we're allowed to dress up to an extent.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][url="http://tubedubber.com/#K50l-9RNBo8:JCXhdxwbWts:0:100:0:0:true"]Excelmetal Sagalchemist[/url]: Better than I expected. This is another one of those instances where I tried it one way and it sucked, then I swapped the audio and video and it was fine. Excel's lip flap actually fits the lyrics at one point. [url="http://tubedubber.com/#XDyujbHjeN8:yfoZRgoaIDk:0:100:17:0:true"]Heartkekkai Precure[/url]: Let's pretend for half a second that Kekkaishi was actually fully aware of what a deeply stupid show it is. My theory is that it would look and sound something like this. Except the characters would be tolerable, rather than a bunch of incompetent halfwits who only win because the villains are even less competent.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I third the motion. Everyone could stand a little more Isaiah Mustafa in their day. [center][img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/209/8/d/Monocle_Smile_by_johnsjoberg.jpg[/img][/center][/font]

[quote name='Phenom' date='27 October 2010 - 04:19 PM' timestamp='1288221598' post='701349'] [b]BLEACH!!!![/b]. I've been following Bleach for quite some time and I still don't know why it's called that. There's no references to the cleaning product either. I suppose you can say that if you use the concept of pooring bleach onto black clothes you get white. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]I think it was mentioned somewhere that it has to do with Ichigo's hair. Apparently he's accused of bleaching it because it's orange, which is weird for a Japanese guy. Yes, this totally ignores about half the cast and their green, white and orange hair. Including Orihime who has the same hair color and even attends the same school. [b]Fooly Cooly[/b] is an obvious choice, even the characters mention that no one knows what the hell that even means. [spoiler]Apparently it sounds like the Japanese onomatopoeia for breast-groping. Japan is weird, have we mentioned that?[/spoiler] [b]Slayers[/b] isn't exactly indicative of what the show is about. It leans a lot more on slapstick for most of the episodes up until the almost completely serious midpoints and season endings. I guess it's supposed to be referencing Lina's reputation as an ill-tempered, all-powerful enemy to every living thing (especially the ones that bring up her bust size), but it doesn't really say much for the other characters and it is in plural form.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Poor Sanji. I was wondering how long it would take him to find out where Luffy's been spending the last two years. Am I the only one who just noticed that Sanji's left eyebrow curls inwards? Man, his face is freakin' weird.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Please tell me "Walker" contains Chuck Norris image macros.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Dude, I got a Dell. Bought it at Costco, it has all the same specs as my old one, except with a smaller screen and Windows 7. I saved over 150 bucks just by not buying it at Best Buy, too. I named her Stella. I am fond of her.[/font]