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  1. Girls, it's a big responsibility keeping an evil villain in the house!

  2. So, for the very first time, the day is saved! Thanks to: The normal little girls!

  3. Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, sure! I-I coach, all o' dem stages. Y'know, like dat Broadway, up in, uh, New York? O-or like that dude who's, uh, shakin' the spear all the time, y'know?

  4. Now let's move on. I'm going to show you how prehistoric man used wooly mammoths as dishwashers and pterodactyls as record players!

  5. Mayor, we're done gasping.

  6. HOP ABOARD THE DREAMLAND EXPRESS!

    1. CaNz

      CaNz

      *instantly goes to sleep*

    2. The Spectacular Professor
  7. Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story about the greatest conqueror who ever lived; Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

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    2. ExcelExcel

      ExcelExcel

      Or me. In the future, of course.

    3. Boo

      Boo

      Pfft, Genghis couldn't even read, and Alex G's mom is more interesting than the dude himself. JUST SAYIN'.

    4. CaNz

      CaNz

      Mojo Jojo could take all of those guys on.... even though he isn't a history buff.

  8. I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work!

  9. You're not a monster, mister! You're just really dirty!

    1. Lyndy

      Lyndy

      *likes this*

  10. FREAKY BUG-EYED WEIRDO GIRLS BROKE EVERYTHING

    1. Sangome
    2. chibi-master

      chibi-master

      SorryOHWAIT. My eyes are relatively smaller! *victory dance*

  11. [quote name='(â??ï¾?ã?®ï¾?)â??' timestamp='1317523568' post='709708'] [size="7"][color="#FF0000"]Allamorph[/color][/size] [color="#FFFFFF"][size="5"]YOU GOT MY NAME WRONG.[/size][/color] [img]http://myfacewhen.com/images/333.jpg[/img] [/quote] [img]http://i54.tinypic.com/jrttl3.jpg[/img]
  12. [font="Comic Sans MS"]I was wrong. These single-image posts aren't turning this thread into Tumblr. They're turning it into something else. Something much darker and more sinister. [img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1nzn7U3O1qlrvw5o1_500.jpg[/img][/font]
  13. [font="Comic Sans MS"]Now sit back and watch as this thread becomes Tumblr lite. [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/w1w96o.gif[/img][/font]
  14. Your grin is exquisite!

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    2. Sangome

      Sangome

      /人◕‿‿◕人\

    3. Katana

      Katana

      ʅ(ಠ益ರೃ)ʃ

    4. chibi-master

      chibi-master

      I was told that it looked like a creeper's smile.

  15. You've got a great smile!

    1. Sangome

      Sangome

      Aww, you're so sweet!

  16. [font="Comic Sans MS"][center][img]http://i54.tinypic.com/2884ncj.png[/img][/center] Welcome back, Bronies! It's been a while, hasn't it? Oh, right, I forgot. I'm the new guy. Name's Discord. You've all waited patiently for this day, so I figured it was only fair to put on a great performance, and what a performance it was! Those ponies never knew what hit 'em! Now all of Equestria is at my mercy, and let me tell you, that's a trait I'm not exactly renowned for. Then again, I guess the Elements of Harmony aren't technically my property, so I guess I'd better return them. Here you go. [center][img]http://i52.tinypic.com/1zx4bok.jpg[/img][/center] Haha! Were you really that gullible? Celestia's mane, you humans are almost as amusing as the ponies! Perhaps someday I shall escape into your world and play with you all! I hear the pink one has knowledge of your "fourth wall". Perhaps she'll divulge that little tidbit with the proper motivation, eh? Anyway, my time grows short. Chaos doesn't unleash itself. At least, not the widespread kind I deal in. Off I go, but before I do, do you want to know the what my best trick of all was? It was making you all wait an entire week longer for the resolution of our little game! Have fun, little foals! I hope you find it worth the wait![/font]
  17. [font="Comic Sans MS"]I bet you thought this was about foreign affairs or global warming or something like that, right? NOOOOPE. It's just Chuck Testa. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs[/media] So basically, this is our new Funtime Thread, since the old one is somewhat long and dead-ish. Post funny pics, jokes, stories, videos, or anything else. Just keep it in the rules and try not to repost anything. Not that anyone'll notice if it's far enough back. Go crazy, people. [size="1"]*Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.[/size][/font]
  18. One week to ponies. We we we so excited.

  19. [quote name='T.O.P' timestamp='1315495515' post='709343'] [font="Tahoma"]I should move to Canada too. But not Toronto. That place can shove off.[/font] [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]But Michael Cera is from Toront- oh right. [size="1"]No just kidding he's alright.[/size] I got my computer back finally. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to eat ravioli and watch the first Kim Possible movie in celebration.[/font]
  20. Ghost Trick, shame on you for always ending right when I've decided that I love you forever.

    1. Boo

      Boo

      mad skillz.

  21. And now my iPhone is refusing to recognize my modem. So there goes Twitter with the rest of the internet.

  22. [font="Comic Sans MS"]My laptop is having severe technical difficulties and it's going to be very hard to communicate the results of battles with no computer. I'm afraid I have to bow out. Have fun, everyone.[/font]
  23. Fascinating chronicle, ally!

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