The Spectacular Professor

[quote name='Rachmaninoff'][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]I see you've found out that Gavin's assurances about their being no cases of black lung were nothing but lies. Fair warning, if he's promised a replacement lung, you'll never see it. =P[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][URL="http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=Casket&Find.x=0&Find.y=0&Find=Find"][COLOR="Blue"][U]You know what he will provide, though?[/U][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"]So Chibs, you're Chibi #2, but also the First Chibi In Command? How does that even work? o_O[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]She's probably in command of the Anklebiter Legion or something. CHW runs everything else. As for you, congrats on the enslavement. In celebration, I present you with some awesome music from an awesome show that fits your situation quite nicely. [CENTER][YOUTUBE="Got These Chains"]4b4DFB-J4T4[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER][/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']I finally have access to community chat. I am causing havoc at present.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]How... [I]naughty[/I] of you.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Meh. I think it's fine as long as your girlfriend is okay with it, right? *shrug*[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW JEEZ"[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]OtakuBoards:[/B] "What [I]How I Met Your Mother[/I] would be like if it were an MMO."[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE=1]Boo don't you dare go stealing anyone's wallet. [/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You know, that joke was funny until just now when I realized that you could easily replace "wallet" with "virginity". Now it's hilarious.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'm still interested in this, too. It might take me a little while to get back in gear, though. Life is piling up in a big way. I think I'm mostly caught up on the posts made since my last one, though. I've probably read all but the past 3 or so.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Take into consideration: you were probably a horse's posterior at that age, too. It's just that you didn't have to deal with yourself. Perspective is magical.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]On that note, are they still making Take 5 bars? Those are delicious and I hope to eat another someday.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Quit it with the "Naughty." stuff already... The guy you're imitating is most likely some sort of child molester, so... *stare*[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Fred is a barber. He's just a very [I]naughty[/I] barber. And all he does is shave your head. Doesn't make it any less creepy, though.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Chibi has a pottymouth Her attitude has sure gone South Nothing else rhymes with that But swearing sure is... Naughty.[/FONT]

[quote name='Korey']Ace: Naughty.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Yeah, I'm trying to keep that from becoming my catchphrase about now, since it's shown up in each of my last three posts. That would be naughty of me. ...dammit.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]What you fail to realize is that I do it on purpose specifically to mess with people. The fact that I'm slightly unhinged thanks to it ranges between a small price to pay and a great boon to my aforementioned efforts to get inside yo' head. [I]...Naughty.[/I][/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Ace, you need therapy. And you forget the fundamental rule of my chibi species. We don't sleep. Oh YES. You know what that means. There are more of my kind. But fear not, I'm the only one to have completely mastered the ability to annoy with a hyperactive smile.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh chibi dear, your empty brags Serve to amuse me, though they're vague For someone else, you'd be a nag And that makes me feel... Naughty.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']I'm so tiiired and stuffed with pie...[/QUOTE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/4folio77dan/Naughty.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][YOUTUBE="I Ain't Got Rhythm"]3ZxUrfvpWVI[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER] Phineas and Ferb is one of the most brilliant, witty, fresh and original things on TV right now, period. There's at least one original song per episode, and there hasn't been a bad one yet. They're insanely catchy, too. And this airs on the same channel as [B]Jonas[/B]. Guess it proves that Sturgeon's Law still leaves 10% of everything to be amazing.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Even martial artists sleep. And may I remind you that I don't live in Hell. I live in Gavin's world where employees have as many chances as he gives them.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That one's true of you, too. And I'm taking advantage of it to get some shut-eye of my own. But while we're on the subject of trying to assassinate each other, try not to gorge yourself. Makes you sluggish. :whoops:[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master'].....Hey, Ace...isn't it past your bedtime yet?:catgirl:[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I will remind you at this point that I've been a martial artist for eight years and there's no way in hell you can advance your rank that fast. :p[/FONT]

[quote name='Indi'][FONT="Arial"][COLOR="Indigo"]You're one of his slaves. You get no say in whether or not he continues being evil. =P[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]He's a Sith Lord. I'm pretty much contractually obligated to attempt to betray him at some point.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Wal-Mart parking lots scare me, but they're worth it. Completely related, I now own [B]Treasure Planet[/B] on DVD. Gavin, you can keep running your evil conspiracy all you want if it means I have access to this kind of win.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Personally, I think one of the most likable things about Ganondorf is the fact that he never really needs to be fleshed out too much. Most of the games feature him as a designated baddie with a generic motivation and not much backstory, and it never really hurts his character as much as it probably should. You go through most of the game not knowing much about him other than he's green and he's after the throne, but gosh darnit if you don't get chills when you enter that final boss room and see him lounging in that throne or playing that organ, wearing that cocky smirk that just dares you to make his day. His entire impact as a villain is based on how much of a smug, condescending bastard he is. It's a true testament to Nintendo that they can pull it off so well every time, and of course he's every bit as intimidating in [B]Windwaker[/B], when he actually is given some character development.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"]On the subject of food, I want cinnamon rolls. I should go bake some.[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh gosh that sounds delicious. Email me some.[/FONT]

[quote name='Mr. Maul'][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Terrorist[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]In that case, Jihad is delicious. Almost as good as apples with peanut butter.[/FONT]

[quote name='Mr. Maul'][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Good luck with that one.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The beaver ate my retainer. How am I doing? Warm? Cold?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I just bought Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon for ten bucks at Wal-Mart. Epicness shall ensue.[/FONT]