The Spectacular Professor

[attachment=15227:Ratigan.jpg] [font="Comic Sans MS"]The world's greatest criminal mind has taken over your glue factory and converted it to a workshop for kidnapped mechanics.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]You know what we haven't done in a while? A forum game! You know what that means.... It's time for [center][size="5"]The Ultra Special Chocolate-Coated Ultimate Picture Showdown Royale![/size][/center] The rules are simple: Post an image (animated or non-animated, doesn't really matter) that beats the last image to be posted and explain why in a short, humorous blurb. To keep it from getting too serious business, we should probably play it safe and keep deities and such out. Prominent religious figures like the Pope and the Dalai Lama such are fair game, but use caution in your justification with those. Butthurt tends to kill these thing fast. Oh, and nothing that violates the site's terms of use. Other than that, have fun! I'll start: [attachment=15226:comeatmebowtie.gif] That'll keep you all squabbling for half an hour.[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Oh, are we turning into 4chan now? You know what that means.[/font] [img]http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/102/344/original/1298787074140.png[/img]

[quote name='Stephanie' timestamp='1312837134' post='708825'] Yeah, we usually just make a new thread. God knows we've had repeat threads enough times. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]We make new threads? I thought we all just posted in here![/font]

[quote name='CaNz' timestamp='1312441933' post='708756'] Can I have this one? [attachment=15210:Ellie Badge.png] [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]I just got a little sad inside. Curse you.[/font]

[quote name='Sangome' timestamp='1312390053' post='708740'] [color="#9932CC"][font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]Yep yep, we have a thread for it over yonder in White Noise. IIIIIIIIII have a sore throat. Lovely.[/font][/color] [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Oh good, let's run off and be miserable together! *hands you a watermelon cough drop*[/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]I think I'll call Bug type. I just hope my Scizor is of an appropriate level, because I've run out of Metal Coats. Roster coming soon.[/font]

[quote name='Elle Jay' timestamp='1310152915' post='708301'] [color="#008080"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"]I got called in for an interview to work at Family Video. I'm so nervous! I have never had an interview, so I don't know what to do! I really need this job. ;A;[/font][/size][/color] [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Dress nice, be friendly, don't imply that you're a serial killer (remember that part, it's very important), Be willing to alter your physical appearance if the position requires it (i.e. cutting your hair shorter or removing excess earrings). Honestly, half the teens who apply for part-time jobs are unwilling to do one or more of the above, so if you can do all those and you've been selected to interview, your foot's practically in the door.[/font]

[center][img]http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2987/3676158934278b461a22.jpg[/img][/center] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Hello, OBers. Guess what time it is? Hell yeah, it's time once again to celebrate the birthday of the greatest nation on Earth. July 4th, don't forget the date, ladies and gents. It was the day our glorious founding fathers Chuck Norris and Ralph Macchio fought off Napoleon Dynamite and his evil Dalek army in order to found America, the land of Freedom and Steak! So crack open a cold one, fellow patriots! We're the best and we know it, so let the haters hate and keep the burgers comin'. And be sure to let those dirty British guys know how we feel about hoodwinking Hollywood into casting one of their guys to play Superman, who stands for Truth, Justice and the AMERICAN way! Don't they know that every alien of indeterminate ethnic background is by default a US citizen?! Anyway, Take the day off and enjoy yourselves, Americans. And to the rest of the world, you all take the day off too. Just hold still, Canada. We need our hat to keep the sun out of our eyes. [spoiler]And to my bros up in Toronto, how's the weather, eh?[/spoiler][/font]

[quote name='chibi-master' timestamp='1309022853' post='708129'] FILTHY LIES. [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Well, there's only one way to settle this. Unfortunately, no lawyer is crazy enough to take Chibi's case, so I guess-[/font] [img]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Birdman/ahem.jpg[/img] [i]*Ahem*[/i] [font="Comic Sans MS"]...Oh, fine. Carry on.[/font] [img]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Birdman/takethecase.jpg[/img] I'LL take the case! [img]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Franziska/franziska-readyb.gif[/img] Very well then. I, Franziska von Karma, shall act as prosecution to counter the foolishly foolish arguments of this foolish fool. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Birdman/exposition.jpg[/IMG] Accepted. Miss von Karma, are you aware that there is absolutely no evidence submitted for the case against my client? Besides that extremely damning photo of her making the deal and the absolutely obscene amount of cocaine found on her person at the time of her arrest, there is absolutely no reason to believe she is at fault in this incident! [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Franziska/franziska-tiskb.gif[/IMG] I hardly think I even need to dignify that with a response. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Franziska/franziska-zoomb.gif[/IMG] Your client is is the guiltiest guilt-ridden guilty party to ever feel guilt! [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Birdman/consultation.jpg[/IMG] Hold on a second, I need to consult with my staff.... [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Franziska/franziska-whip.gif[/IMG] FOOL! [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Birdman/WHYYYY.jpg[/IMG] DYNOMUTT! NOOOOOO! [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Franziska/franziska-hab.gif[/IMG] Let that be a lesson to you, Harvey Birdman. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Franziska/franziska-bow.gif[/IMG] Never underestimate the perfect prosecution technique of the von Karmas! [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Birdman/drowningsorrows.jpg[/IMG] ...I need a drink....