The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Dude, CaNz, chill. We weren't mocking you. We just didn't think your idea was workable. Anyway, thanks for the info, Kei. I think I have something to work with. Once I have something written up, I'll make sure to run it by you.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Alright, I think I have an idea or two floating around for my next post. Before I start, though, is there some kind of chain of command within the League, such as military rankings? I'd assume the Gym leaders are at or near the top, but it would be nice to know what qualifies as a commanding officer and such.[/FONT]

[quote name='Dragons Wolfie']But think of this way. Maybe war is a way humans evolve and come closer. Enemies become allies. Since WW2, look at the technology that has came since then. War pushed the research, testing, and deploying new tech from years to decades to just months to a few years. Humans will never out date war. Its what wars are fought over that out date humans. Tech and War are two sides of the same side.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]WAR! (DA DA DUN NUH NUH DA DA DA) WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Your XBox, apparently.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]People who say [B]Lilo & Stitch[/B] was the last good Disney movie are making the tragic mistake of overlooking [B]Treasure Planet[/B]. Hot damn that's an excellent film.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sara'][size=1]Does anyone else have data on this phenomenon?[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Not sure about Jab's, but chibi's strikes me as a case of Unavailable=Hawt. same reason some dudes have a thing for nuns, I guess.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Aww, that's adorable. Naruto's trying to put her down as soft as he can without revealing that her thing for Sasuke has now transferred over to him while she was busy getting over it. I will admit it's nice to see Sakura at the very least pull her head out of her ***. Also, he still hasn't given Hinata so much as a sideways glance since that fight that effectively never happened. I usually don't bother with shipping in this series, but good criminy, Kishi. is it really that damned difficult to tie up a single loose end? It would take you a page at most.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Okay, so apparently my theory about it never raining in Eastern Washington because Miss A steals it is actually pretty accurate. Now that she's in Japan, it's pouring out there. Has been for the better part of the last week, too.[/FONT]

[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]I hate people. Can I just, IDK, [i]kill[/i] some of them?[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You could, but the court fees, jail time, parole hearings and possible execution really kind of make it not worth the effort. Personally, I recommend finding an isolated location where you can just swear loudly for a solid minute.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/feosxc.png[/IMG] [/CENTER] Ultimate secret revealed. Thread over.[/FONT]

[quote name='KojiroJames2K9']Well, I really learn off PBS' [i]WordGirl[/i] words like "pompus", plus the voice cast is eclectic. The lead character's also cute in a kid-friendly sort of way.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Whoa, someone besides me who is over the age of 8 watches [B]WordGirl[/B]? Awesome. :animesmil I've been rewatching [B]The Weekenders[/B] lately, and the way they deliver their morals is really accessible and hardly ever heavy-handed at all. My first time watching the show taught me to take things in stride and that it's good to plan things out, but not so great to stress about every little detail. I also learned that twelve year olds are snarky, sarcastic and full of dry wit. Very verbose, too.[/FONT]

[quote name='taperson'][SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Hey Korey![/COLOR][/SIZE] [spoiler]f(O.o)f scared you![/spoiler][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It looks like it says "foof". It also looks like that expression Sarda from 8-Bit Theater makes when he's casting. [spoiler]OH HOLY CRAP HIKO IS ONION KID QUICK EVERYONE STOP TORMENTING HIM OR HE'LL KILL US ALL A THOUSAND TIMES OVER.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I got a new phone. It's a VU. I think I'm in love.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"]No, Ace is the number one fan of [U][URL="http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Raine_Sage"]this fine young lady here[/URL][/U].[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]To be fair, I'm still probably among Toph's top 5. But yeah, Raine comes first. Also, I just realized today that the soundtrack for Disney's [B]Oliver and Company[/B] contains not only Billy Joel, but also Huey Lewis. Two awesome things that... awesome... great together?[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin'][CENTER][SIZE=1] [IMG]http://otakusurf.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/gurrenmecha.jpg[/IMG] [/SIZE][LEFT][SIZE=1]Without any doubt. [/SIZE][/LEFT] [/CENTER][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://www.nekomagic.com/figure_news/200907/kaiyodo_revoltech_super_galaxy_gurren_lagann02.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Mine's bigger. [spoiler]I'm opting to leave Tengen Toppa out of this one, since it's half as tall as the known universe and you need a couple dozen pilots for it.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]Deciding what mascot you are is like picking your own nickname. Doesn't work. You are Toph.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Don't worry, though. There are perks. For example, you can now be MELONLORD.[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE=1] By "suing" I take it you mean tracking the creator down and bludgeoning him to death with a sack of oranges ?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of making him swallow 80 live sea urchins.[/FONT]

[quote name='Da Developer']As technology grows, our understanding of it diminishes, yet, at the same time, it becomes increasingly important in our lives. At what point does our virtual data become as important to us as physical possessions? If we have reached that point already, what real objects do we value less than our data?[/quote] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Translation: Your report on quantum physics is due on Monday and my game not only deleted the file itself but also MS Word? Here's a bunch of philosophical technobabble to confuse you out of suing me.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Okay, so I just almost got in a car crash. I was leaving the dojo parking lot when some drunk-off-his-*** moron peels around the corner, gets two lanes away from his side of the road and barely manages to correct himself in time for me to punch the accelerator and get the hell out of Dodge. If I ever get in that situation again and I don't avoid the collision, it better kill me. Because if I survive it, the other guy won't survive what happens next.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Toph is fine with me. She'll have to switch martial arts schools, though. Chibi, anywhere nearby you that teaches Southern Preying Mantis?[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]I'm pretty sure she'd make an excellent platypus.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I don't want her to be my favorite animal. :/ Unless you tape a bottle of vodka and a lighter to the front of her costume. Then I might be cool with it.[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][CENTER] [IMG]http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1444/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1444R-260615.jpg[/IMG] [FONT=Calibri]fix'd[/FONT][/CENTER][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That word+Picture of a cat=Bad mental images.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So I've been watching [B]The Weekenders[/B] again lately. That show is great. It's like [B]How I Met Your Mother[/B], but kid-friendly. Such witty banter and all the main characters are twelve. Also, the best part about Al baiting people is when they bite. [quote name='chibi-master']I'm moving to the U.K. first chance I get in my adult life! I'm tired of all the crappy political problems of the U.S.![/quote] Politics are universal. You may be able to escape certain stupid problems, but that doesn't mean more won't pop up in their place. About the only place you can escape political issues is the Moon. And that still leaves you with the oxygen issue.[/FONT]

[quote name='Drizzt Do'urden']Normality has become abnormal in many ways. Nowadays nobody seems to want [B]2.5[/B] children and a house with a white picket fence (well I do, but not very many do).[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Wait, how.... No, nevermind. I should probably leave this one be.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Last time I looked in a mirror I saw a guy who's recently taken to speaking in monotone just to mess with people.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Resistance is futile, Mr. Rachmaninoff.:p[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And yet at the same time, futility is resistant.[/FONT]