The Spectacular Professor

[quote name='CaNz']most people have houses, it wouldnt be hard for them to just stay inside, but since they have warning maybe they would all group together and the rebellion could send a group to break the line and give the civilians a chance to escape. of course it wouldnt be much of a reason to save the city if the people in it all flee.. what about if most the civilians go to a gym or pokemon center... and supporters of the league stay at home and fly a flag with the league symbol on it. as they would not want to associate with the rebellion and they trust the league.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I dunno, it's still a warzone. They may not be directly involved, but it's not hard to see a stray flamethrower igniting nearby homes. Shelter is pretty much going to have to be considered. And flying an enemy flag isn't exactly a surefire way to keep yourself safe. There's extremists on both sides, yes?[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]It was intended to be a "clever" retort to the large Tea Party movement that occurred in reaction to the health care proposal here. Those who wished to cast aspersions on said people began calling them "teabaggers" because of the play on the slightly less polite meaning.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, it's a good thing Chuck Norris wasn't involved in that movement. Last thing we need is a crowd of angry potatosackers.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][size=1][color=#862A51][font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Would #1 and #2 happen to be Adolf Hitler Campbell and Aryan Nation Campbell?[/size][/color][/font][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]No, those are uncool parents. Those names are in those places on the top ten list of Names That Should Have Triggered Social Service Radar Before the Birth Certificate Even Left the Hospital.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I smell potential defending the innocent angst. Which I'm totally fine with, so long as it's done right.[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE=1]Wow... ...What kind of parents name their son [I]Falcon [/I]?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The most awesome parents in the world. That's like #3 on the top ten list of names to run away from really fast.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Doesn't seem to be a problem for me, and Firefox is my primary browser. Is it possible your Firefox files are corrupted somehow? If so, you may need to delete and reinstall it. I'd wait for a second opinion on this one, though. I'm not much of an expert on the subject.[/FONT]

[QUOTE=Article]Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said. "There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," Bardwell said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Yeah, we all hate those guys. That's why one of 'em is running the country right now." Incidentally, either Barack Obama was born on Mars or someone has been vandalizing Wikipedia.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Killer Bee fight, eh? ...I suppose I can keep reading this tripe a little longer.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Nothing is impervious to me. Not even ME. Oh. Wait... I made myself confused... Geez, I would be the worst pokemon EVAR!:animedepr[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]No, that makes perfect sense. Just means you can hurt yourself as well as anything else. Now let's discuss spears that can pierce any shield and shields that can defend against any spear.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And I'm planning on going in a totally different direction and giving Cam and his Quilava a body language-type communication that they came up with over their time together. Hooray originality! [I]*shot*[/I][/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]Captain Lou Albano died today. : ([/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The man will forever live on through Youtube Poop. Damn, that's actually kinda depressing.[/FONT]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/2ziy353.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]When you've got fire for hair and can beat the crap out of the hero's mech with your bare hands, you're in a good place. [spoiler]Shut up about Anti-Spiral. He's still an antagonist.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[quote name='Boo'][size=1]Haha, make it two homeruns because you are now trying to convince others that you did not get homerun'd.[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well. Your. Face. IS UGLY. HA![/FONT]

[quote name='Boo'][size=1]Homerun for Chibi.[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Eh, second base maybe. She was still trying to argue with Al, which is pretty futile.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Posted. Hopefully the first couple paragraphs don't feel too clunky, but I felt like throwing a bit of backstory in there. Let me know if any of it needs changing. [I]INB4 jokes about Cam learning "Where Pokemon eggs come from."[/I][/FONT]

[SIZE="1"]Clark and Sylvia Roland were the proud operators of a Pokemon breeding center. The business was good enough to keep food on the table and supplement a few of the family's hobbies, as well, and all things considered it was a very comfortable lifestyle. The main Roland living quarters were located in the apartment above the main breeding facility. Cam had spent the last seven years of his life in this environment and had become familiar with several different species of Pokemon. As such, he came to regard Pokemon in general as constant companions and very good friends. Cam reflected on all of this as he pondered the best way to enter the upstairs flat and retrieve his Dratini without alerting his parents to his presence. The back entrance seemed like the best choice. He circled around to the back and slid his key card through the slot beside the door, then cautiously pulled the door open to step inside. [B]?Hey, Cam!?[/B] The sudden voice caused Cam to nearly jump out of his skin. [B]?Geez, Rachel! You scared me.?[/B] [B]?Sorry about that,?[/B] responded the part-timer, [B]?did you want me to get your dad??[/B] [B]?Uh, no thanks, I'll just-?[/B] [B]?Nonsense! Business is slow today anyway,?[/B] Rachel chimed in cheerily. ?Mr. Roland!? she exclaimed, turning in the direction of the hallway, [B]?Cam's home!?[/B] [B]?So I heard, Rachel,?[/B] called back Clark as he emerged from his office and approached the two. [B]?Why don't you go man the front desk in case any customers show up??[/B] Rachel nodded enthusiastically, then strode briskly off to comply with the request. As Cam watched her leave, it occurred to him how incredibly unhelpful her help was at times. [B]?You know, you really ought to fire her,?[/B] he quipped as soon as he was sure she was out of earshot. [B]?On the contrary, Cam, I think she deserves a raise for this one,?[/B] returned Clark. [B]?Why didn't you tell us you were joining the Gym??[/B] [B]?I have no idea what you mean,?[/B] muttered Cam nervously. [B]?You have an extra ball on your belt. You said you'd catch another Pokemon when you joined the Gym.?[/B] [B]?What are you talking about? There's three. Did you forget Atlas??[/B] [B]?No, I don't think I'll ever forget your Larvitar,?[/B] said Clark, [B]?I think you're forgetting Albi.?[/B] [B]?Albi's with me, Dad.?[/B] Clark shook his head. [B]?Cam, I'm not stupid. I live in this building and I know for a fact that Albi is upstairs as we speak, probably curled up in my recliner. What's in the ball??[/B] Cam sighed, then slowly removed the ball from his belt and opened it. [B]?Her name's Vera,? Cam said. ?Claire sent me to catch a Sneasel, and here she is.?[/B] [B]?I don't think you quite grasp the concept of that type of errand, son,?[/B] Clark sighed. [B]?I don't care, dad. I'm going back to the Gym and I'm taking Albi with me.?[/B] Clark studied his son for a moment, then chuckled to himself a bit. [B]?You're your old man's son, alright. I guess you'd better get going, then.?[/B] Cam blinked. [B]?Really??[/B] [B]?I'd forbid you, but quite honestly I'd probably be more disappointed in you if you didn't defy me in that case. Now get Albi and get going. I'll talk to your mother.?[/B] [CENTER]---[/CENTER] Cam ran with all haste back to the Blackthorn Gym. So fast, in fact, that he failed to notice the figure heading equally quickly in the other direction. The two collided, causing both to stumble backwards. [B]?OW! What the- oh, Roland. Who else would it be??[/B] [B]?Oh, hi Claire,?[/B] replied Cam, reaching for his belt to release Vera, [B]?Perfect timing, I've got something to show you.?[/B] Claire glanced at the Sneasel. [B]?Oh my- I was trying to get rid of you, Roland,?[/B] she sighed, her voice dripping with exasperation. [B]?Wait, you mean-?[/B] started Cal indignantly. [B]?No time,?[/B] interrupted Claire, [B]?I'm in a rush and you're in my way. Now keep up or get lost.?[/B][/SIZE]

[quote name='chibi-master']Your argument is not compatable with ChibiSense. You must be using AllaSense. Foolishness, most certainly.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]compat[B]i[/B]ble. Also, I feel the need to reiterate. Nicholas Cage's bird hair renders your statement even more foolish.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']This is the internet. It [B]doesn't[/B] make sense. That's the point.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The internet makes perfect sense. [URL="http://www.owned.lv/imgz/x3x16a1f2c2b9166a080dacee6997d3a2c7.jpg"][COLOR="Blue"]Just not the kind of sense you're used to.[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'm voting for One piece because it deserves it. Heaven knows it'll never happen, but I can dream.[/FONT]

[quote name='Magus'][size=1][color=navy]500+ chapters of epicness. (Serious epicness that gets better with each passing arc.) Ace can attest to that. But I gotcha.[/size][/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Man speaks the truth. It strikes me as ironic that the person they've finally settled on to fill the position of Hokage while Tsunade is comatose is also the one candidate most likely to fall into the exact same situation.[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]I randomly browse this thread for a few pages, and the only conclusion that sticks in my mind is that Kishimoto is into Scientology. Has to be.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So Xenu crashed to Earth and split into nine smaller alien entities and the Church of Scientology kidnapped them all and hid them inside the bodies of their more prominent members? Makes more sense than the Decepticon-esque "got knocked out on impact" theory. It also explains why everyone hates Tom Cruise. He's Naruto.[/FONT]

[quote name='Magus'][size=1][color=navy]Haha, the only thing I'm interested at this point is the war. Everything else went over my head especially the talk about the moon and [B]ten tails[/B]... Madara's a combination of Pein and Orochimaru >_>.[/size][/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well I'll be. This series has finally become a parody of a fanfiction of itself. Mind=Blown[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Too early. Fillerfillerfiller[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Shippuden is already marketed towards kids of the exact same demographic as the rest of Disney XD is. The only difference is that Japan lets kids see a little more blood than the US does. On top of that, all the actual dubbing will still be done by Viz, the same company that did the original Naruto's dub. And that one was airing on Cartoon Network basically uncut about a year ago. Also, Shippuden is available for free and legally all over the internet. If you don't like what they do with the dub, there is pretty much nothing stopping you from just watching the subs online.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I can now confidently say that [B]Transformers Animated[/B] ended way too soon. And apparently it was because Hasbro didn't want its toys warring with the movie tie-in ones. Rage.[/FONT]