The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Yeah, that was an interesting episode, to be sure. And it did give off a distinct hinting of this will be important later. [spoiler]Middle School!Haruhi being a domineering manipulative jerk on par with some of her older self's worst moments was a win for me. Plus the fact that she was completely unconcerned with the fact that the guy she was bossing around was noticeably older than her.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Subtlety: To hell with it, I just wanna say #*&%#*(@*#.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A grooved stick and handle for easy riding? How did they not see that coming?[/FONT]

[quote name='Jabberwocky'][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]One of my friends is a furry. He has pictures on his phone so whenever a teacher takes it away he removes the SIM card before handing it over. In my opinion it's weird, but hey, live and let live.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I tend to agree with that sentiment, seeing as how I'm not affected by them in any real way. Just thought it was funny that either group would waste their time with the other.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][URL="http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/05/hockey_fan_blas.php"][COLOR="Blue"]They never learn.[/COLOR][/URL] SCREW THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE RONALD MCDONALD IS KILLING CHICKENS. Of course, the article presents this as a good thing. PeTA: Attention Whoring for the Betterment of Non-Humans. Oh, and now they're [URL="http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/05/dear_furries_pl.php"][COLOR="Blue"]Petitioning Furries.[/COLOR][/URL] Lol.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Let's hope Cheney doesn't start craving Dino steak then. He's been known to go after live humanoid game. Even when hunting quail. As for the non-conformists are conformists thing, that's why I think Emos are the biggest posers on the face of the earth. They want to be unique, so they dress in black, put on heavy makeup, start whinig about how life sucks and proceed to [I]flock towards a group of like 30 other people who look and act exactly like them.[/I] Then they can't decide whether they want to be unique and special or whine about how no one understands their uniqueness and specialness.[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]It's quite easily explained Ace, the Riddler has branched out into hiring ninja goons. [/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ah, but riddle me this. Why is Batman so much more ninja than Pein [strike]in the arse[/strike] will ever dream to be?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I think Justin Chatwin looks like Goku. [/sarcasm][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You called it, man. You called it. Here's what I saw. "So I have proven through my lengthy, boring, angsty life experience, that Jiraiya was wrong and we will never achieve peace. What is your answer?" "Screw you, I agree with Jiraiya." "Oh, okay. Guess I'll side with you now." And what the hell is up with the preparing for an attack thing there? I BELIEVE IN YOU NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU. Of course, this is all explained by this simple piece of evidence: [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto448page12-OneManga_1242982974.png[/IMG] Which I interpret to mean that Kishi just doesn't give a crap anymore. I mean seriously, question mark? Of course, I may just be bitter after having read through a long, boring, pointlessly depressing flashback and ending up only feeling sorry for the dog.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Kadokawa's Youtube channel seems to have the actual episode uploaded. Unfortunately, unlike Churuya-san and Haruhi-chan, there's only one upload, and it's the raw. Pout.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I wear semi-baggy cargo pants most of the time. I end up needing a belt on a couple of pairs, but they're comfy. And the pockets. Great Gazoo, the pockets. I love 'em.[/FONT]

[quote name='Vicky'][size=1]Anyway, after that rant, I'd still call the girl the cause.[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'd agree for the most part, though further study on her mom leads me to believe that Darwin's been slacking off for a couple of generations.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Another look at our boy Alfie leads me to believe he's probably not fertile. Then again, the real father is pretty damn young-looking himself. On that note, holy hell. How many guys has this fifteen year old girl danced with? And why are they all her age? I thought these stories tended to have at least one actual adult to pin all the blame on. Not counting parents, of course. Actually, on that note: [quote name='Article']He claimed he had regularly stayed at her home, sleeping in her bedroom with the knowledge of Chantelle’s mum.[/quote] I need to punch someone/thing.[/FONT]

[quote name='Rapidash']Waait what, theyre remaking everything just with somewhat diffrent looks etc.. Or am i understanding it wrong, cause if they are it would be somewhat like remaking of a classic movie or something. Was it a need to remake fma...[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Okay, let's see if I can make this a bit clearer than I have before. Fullmetal Alchemist began as a manga by a woman named Hiromu Arakawa. Shortly into its run, it was picked up by Studio Bones and turned into an anime series. There were two problems with this: 1: The series was not very developed yet at all. 2: The manga releases chapters monthly, so there was no time for it to flesh out before the weekly anime episodes overtook it. Arakawa realized this and specifically requested that the anime team make up their own story after catching up with the manga, since she still wanted to keep the manga's ending a secret. The anime team did that and the result is the Fullmetal Alchemist anime you know today. Present day, the manga is on chapter 95, wrapping up all its loose ends with a projected ending at chapter 100 or so. Bones decides to take another crack at an anime version and starts making a new rewrite series that follows the actual manga storyline. Arakawa agreed because her series is bound to end before they catch up again, so she gets her surprise ending while still getting to see it animated. That's what FMA: Brotherhood is. Think of it as the Hellsing Ultimate version of Fullmetal Alchemist, if you're familiar with Hellsing Ultimate. The storyline should become noticeably different sometime after the 5th lab incident.[/FONT]

[quote name='Botar'][color="darkgreen"] Can anyone say rip off?[/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Dunno, can someone say [B]spin[/B]off?[/FONT]

[quote name='Magus']Holy crap, [spoiler]it's Blackbeard.[/spoiler][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Yeah, they're not bouncing back from this one. Sengoku may as well go curl into fetal position in a corner. The entire military's credibility has just been thrown into a blender, beaten unconscious and pantsed for good measure. About the only hope they have now is actually succeeding in killing Whitebeard, and that would set off a chain reaction over in the New World which would at best result in more chaos, mayhem and loss of face and at worst the complete overthrow of the World Government at the hands of a new Pirate King.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Don't forget Black Plague Furby and Bring-Out-Your-Dead Furby.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Why am I bothering to catch up on this series? [CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto443page13-OneManga_1242438096.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][SIZE="4"]YES.[/SIZE][/B] You are a ninja. This buttmunch is killing your friends left and right and spewing out broken philosophies like they're going out of style (the reality is that they already are.) You've done absolutely nothing to him in contrast. On top of that, this is a war. KILL HIM. In conclusion, cut the shades of gray bullcrap, Kishi. You suck at it. It's forced, stale and loaded to the gills with narm. What the HELL happened to this series? Also: [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto443page15-OneManga_1242438767.png[/IMG] Oh, Shika. You've fallen to the Ho Yay bug. Just like every other guy in this series. Seriously, I'm pretty much waiting for the next Hokage to declare Konoha "no icky girls allowed" territory. EDIT 2: Think I'll just keep posting stupid things that piss me off about this until I'm caught up. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto444page17-OneManga_1242439598.png[/IMG] OH I'M SORRY I JUST BRUTALLY MURDERED YOUR PARENTS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES HERE HAVE A LOLLYPOP. Also, they attacked him. Don't tell me I should be sympathetic over that. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto445page11-OneManga_1242439899.png[/IMG] ...So I killed Yahiko and defiled his body for kicks and giggles. Konan forgave me instantly. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto446page08-OneManga_1242440309.png[/IMG] SO I KILLED YAHIKO AND DEFILED HIS BODY. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto446page09-OneManga_1242440457.png[/IMG] Congratulations, Kishimoto. You have created the ninja equivalent of Twilight vampires. Oh, so Nagato isn't the one who killed Yahiko. Instead... [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto446page13-OneManga_1242440700.png[/IMG] IS THERE ANYONE IN THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT A CLAIM ON THIS OLD BASTARD'S HEAD? I'm not even going to bother with the war flashback because I can't even tell what the crap is going on here. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/17.jpg[/IMG] And the crowning moment of fail. You are not cool, Kishi. Stop ripping off Gurren Lagann.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]How the heck did I like/tolerate Furbies as a kid?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Rumors abounded that you could teach the red ones to swear when I was a kid. That was around the point I started wanting one.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']I'd shoot my laptop right through its screen if it wasn't so dang expensive to replace.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"] I know the feeling. Mine is currently refusing to display my desktop icons after I first start it up. I have to set the icons to "hide" and then set them to visible again before they show up. Anyone know how to fix that? It's annoying.[/FONT]

[quote name='xxxscenekidxxx']nooo!!!! i cant believe it!!! i just started a site there!!! heres the link thingy... [url]http://www.geocities.com/loraine1001500/xxxscenekidxxx.html[/url] this saddens me :animecry: :animecry: :animecry:[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]...Is it okay if I hold you solely responsible for the death of Geocities now?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Not even... [CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/FIG-080602-1150S.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] THE HEAVENS?![/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Webster is rolling in his grave. Now he's waking up. He's coming to kill Bill Gates for inventing the most convenient way to murder the English Language.[/FONT]

[quote name='Whiteblaze'][FONT="Arial"] I had begun to think that flu shots aren't as great as they are made out to be. Twice I have gotten a flu shot; in Fall 2008 and the year before. Now while I do have seasonal allergies I have had the strangest allergic reactions ever since I had that first flu shot. Swelling in my right hand causing pain similar to carpal tunnel syndrome, a swooshing sound in my right ear that lasted 4 or 5 months last year than finally went away. Not to mention the lymph nodes on the upper right portion of my body have been acting strange. I am considering these to be allergic reactions because the only thing that has any effect on them is Benadryl and I only found this out 3 weeks ago. Both times the flu shot was given in my right arm. So I've decided, no more flu shots for me. I would also like to point out that the person in that photo could do one simple thing to be on the cautious side: wear their glasses. Hanging them on your shirt collar is just not as useful. I'm assuming no contacts are in use.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That's probably a common occurrence. Most vaccinations work by infecting you with a dumbed down version of whatever they're supposed to prevent, which harasses your immune system into making antibiotics in preparation for when the real thing hits. DeathKnight, I can only offer one thing to express my regret at your inevitable departure from the living: [CENTER][YOUTUBE="The Leprechaun Brothers; Danny Boy"]OCbuRA_D3KU[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER][/FONT]

[quote name='Raiha'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Well now there's chatter about a 'second wave' coming which has the air of people desperately trying to frighten the public.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The hell is that even supposed to mean? Is the Swine Flu now an all-consuming Tsunami of Doom or what?[/FONT]