The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Holy cow, it even breaks quote boundaries.[/FONT]

[CENTER][YOUTUBE="blah"]xMOLqYCw0hs[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Apparently the starters follow you around in the new Gold and Silver remakes. I hope this continues after they evolve. I imagine waltzing around Goldenrod will be that much more fun with your Feraligatr in tow. Not to mention it would probably discourage some of the weaker trainers from wasting your time.[/FONT]

[quote name='Vicky'][size=1]What's this about a sex thread now?[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I thought this was.[COLOR="Silver"] Highly visible camouflage.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, found White Mage. [CENTER][IMG]http://www.icanhazgeekpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/white-mage.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] ;_;[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]I would very much like to beat that person in the head with a two-by-four until either she or it breaks.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I have a school newspaper to share with you. I find myself constantly wishing to drop a house on its "reporters."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][spoiler]Crocodile[/spoiler] has his pimp coat back. I am pleased. Also, that punch landed [spoiler]Jimbei[/spoiler] on the official awesome list. Whether or not they manage to save [spoiler]Ace,[/spoiler] the World Government is going to lose a lot of face with this latest development. [spoiler]A mass exodus from the most high-security prison on the face of the Earth is like sending a giant beacon up in the sky telling every pirate in the Grand Line to trash any marines they see.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[quote name='Botar'][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Are we bashing on Ace? Cool![/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The only bashing between us will feature you as the victim. I may be Fail King, but I still have my dignity. Come back in 50 years, Botar. :p[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So is it just me or do High School English courses love to assign novels which ultimately end with the main character dying alone and unloved while rest of the world at large probably doesn't miss them that much? I want to chuck [I]The Awakening[/I] against a wall with full force, but I'm afraid it will cause a disturbance. ^Spot the Gavin bait in the above sentence for 30 points!^[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]Cause everything that happens period is somehow your fault?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Allamorph=/=Shinmaru. Basement Cat presides over sinister things. Shiggy Lemons is the catalyst.[/FONT]

[quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]New rule: Always have your swim trunks and your flippy floppies.[/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And your nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Uhm...Inuyasha [B]already[/B] posted these rules in the Funtime Thread of WHY COULDN'T ACE THINK OF A SIMPLER NAME?!?!?![/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You act as if I'm a normal person.[/FONT]

[quote name='ExcelExcel']14. Use common sense people.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Obviousavatar.png?t=1241463584[/IMG]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A group of girls are watching Fred in my vicinity and genuinely enjoying it. Call the authorities before I do something I'll regret.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It's okay to punch people in the face, but only if you tell them to clench their teeth beforehand and act like you did them a huge favor afterward. -[I]Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann[/I][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So I'm currenly on my third computer in two weeks. Toshiba's niceness is balanced by a severe and annoying design flaw that makes it think it's overheating and shut down without warning. Seriously, when a Toshiba laptop decides it's too hot, screw whatever you're doing, it's gonna turn off. And you won't get to save. Hopefully my new ASUS will work out a little better.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A moth just flew out. Is that good?[/FONT]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Does anyone know if Spam is kosher?[/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I wasn't aware it was edible.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Sorry for the utter lack of contact recently. Technology in general has been giving me the finger of late. Also I have a LOT of catching up to do on this thing. Feel free to knock Ivan unconscious or whatever need be done for the time being.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Screw Swine Flu. [URL="http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatcommandos4.html"][COLOR="Blue"][U]I've got Dysentery.[/U][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]That said...what exactly is the point of posting this here? This seems something way more appropriate for a blog...and furthermore, the religious talk is just gonna spark even MORE mockery towards religion and the like. Like we need any more of that.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]This. Also, I'm completely unaware of the context of this conversation. I don't know enough about you, the person you are conversing with, or the situation in general to say or do anything about it. You say she's mentally ill, but I have no idea what that means or if that's your viewpoint or an official diagnosis. In short, I don't know what to tell you. You seem upset, and I think it might be a good idea to contemplate your situation a bit more before saying or doing something you might regret.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]Somehow, I don't think washing your hands with soup is the best idea. But that just could be me being old-fashioned. :animesmil[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]For shame, Gome. Soup is one of the most powerful cleansing agents known to man. Lobster Bisque is like the Walker: Texas Ranger germ solution. It kills 100% of whatever the crap it wants.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You know what I remember? [I]Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot.[/I] Not that it's anywhere near as old as [I]Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos,[/I] just seems weird how no one else ever mentions that show.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']And your day sucked? *snuggles you*[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Actually, I meant that as a continuation of the "back in my day" thing, but I did get yelled at for little to no reason earlier, which is kind of a downer. So I'll take it.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"][U][URL="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_re_eu/swine_flu_world"]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_re_eu/swine_flu_world[/URL][/U] For those too lazy to click, the first paragraph says it all: [I]The World Health Organization has raised its pandemic alert for swine flu to the second highest level, meaning that it believes a global outbreak of the disease is imminent.[/I] ...crap.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'm gonna go curl up in a corner, as soon as I decide which one I want to die in. Because no doubt humanity as we know it will be over in a week. On the bright side, guess I don't need to do my homework now! :animesmil[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Back in my day, you lost the internet every time your parents wanted to use the phone. My day sucked.[/FONT]