The Spectacular Professor

[quote name='chibi-master']This. Deffinitely this. If not, something with this awesome logo! Ace, wanna back me up here?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Will do. That, but blue. And the flames on the side would probably be replaced with leeks for little to no reason.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh hell. Another moderately bothersome disease that a couple of people may or may not have died from. I think we should all be panicking in the streets and prophesying about the end of civilization as we know it about now. Sounds like a job for Mass Media![/FONT]

[quote name='Botar15'][COLOR="DarkGreen"] Uhh, mechanical royalty, or i'll sue you're you're *** for all you got! But I do have a question, in what form would sex come in? I'm quite confused about this.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I can think of only one form, and it's only legal in Nevada.[/FONT]

[quote name='James'][font=franklin gothic medium]I don't know that anything you put in a post is exempt. I don't think vB can differentiate between actual post contents and other stuff. But we'll have a look and see if there's a way around it.[/font][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Doesn't count quotes. This text is to lengthen this post, which proves my point. Not that it's a bad thing. I like talking.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Sounds like yet another odd fad to me...:animesigh[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And now I'm thinking of bell bottoms. Possible connection?[/FONT]

[quote name='Botar15'][COLOR="DarkGreen"] Ok, but try 40 bumbell pushups with 65 pound weights! Yeah, i'm a beast. Please, no applaues.:box:[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'll hold my applause, but I do have a question. Bum bells?[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Uhm...WTF? It's not like I'm beefed up or anything...far from it. I have arms that more or less resemble noodles. I have no upper body strength, such is the reason I was working on gaining some.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So you're enjoying your exercise in moderation? Excellent! HOORAY RESPONSIBILITY![/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']I'm so happy! I hate doing push-ups in Karate since I stink at them, so I've been working especially hard on them and the hard work has finally paid off! Today in gym we did some sort of fitness state test thing I guess. We were on a mat in push-up position (on toes, no knees) and had to do push-ups for 60 seconds. Even worse, the partner had to put their fist down under the push-up person's chest. The push-up person had to go down far enough that they touched the fist with their chest. The gym teacher said that 22 push-ups was considered the good score on this. And you know what I got? [B][I][U]51 push-ups![/U][/I][/B] That's more than double the good score! Huzzah for hard work![/QUOTE] [CENTER][YOUTUBE="Upper Body Workout?"]bF85l-_4OI4[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]25 ASDSFGLARFLGAB[/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy']I'd say it'd make you needy. I recently read on Wikipedia that Paul Winchell, the original voice of Tigger, was the first person to invent and patent an artificial heart. I haven't verified this because I want it to be true [i]so bad.[/i][/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Apparently, the wonderful thing about Tiggers is that they can save your life.[/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]I should also point out this: periods are a monthly thing. A guy can get his testicles ripped off by penny presses like, what, twice in his life? The quantity of this one overrides the quality.[/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Chuck Norris could manage it about 17 times, according to the internet. Assuming there's a penny press strong enough to injure Chuck Norris, that is.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I figure that area is so sensitive because hitting a guy down there means hitting his descendants, too. Enough pain for an entire lineage.[/FONT]

[quote name='Rosencavalier']So your argument is that these passages are outdated; unlike the bible.[/QUOTE] My point, actually, was that you somehow managed to take an entire passage of scripture detaling sins committed by the Isrealites completely out of context by simply removing a single verse from the end. Sins of a follower are not sins of the leader. That's like saying Al-Quaeda represents the entire Islam faith. I have neither the time nor effort to painstakingly pound out an in-depth post on this topic when the only technology available to me is a Playstation 3 browser, but I will say that I did, in fact, read Sabre's post. It was almost entirely non-confrontational, if a bit preachy. I found that pretty refreshing, compared to the one of yours that it was in response to. So I'll say it once again: Back off the snark. It's completely uncalled for.

[quote name='Rosencavalier']Hi Sabre. Hi. I enjoyed the bible lesson I really did but you seem to have neglected that [B]your God condones rape (See Judges 21:10-24 NLT[/B], [/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Judges 21: 25 [FONT="Palatino Linotype"][I]In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was right in his own eyes.[/I][/FONT] Now I'm no scholar, but that doesn't really make it sound like it was God's idea in the first place. And don't take that condescending tone. It makes people less likely to even pay attention to your arguments.[/FONT]

[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]There wouldn't be a life to make easier if we didn't. =p[/size][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/unknown_exception/gaf/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg?t=1240027335[/IMG]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Oh, and my own tendency to enjoy awful movies. This one's kind of a curse, though, since it means I'll never forgive myself if I miss the chance to watch [I]Dragonball Evolution[/I] in theaters.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']OKAY, GUYS! If my guess a couple months ago was right, then this, my one thousandth post, should make me a SENIOR MEMBER!!!:catgirl: EDIT: IT WORKED!!!!!!! :excited:[/QUOTE] :wow::nervous::worried: [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...But honestly, good on ya, Chibi. And thanks for reminding me that I need to start posting more so's you don't overtake me.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Most big Christian holidays are somehow based around some kind of Pagan holiday somewhere down the line. Don't believe me? Look up what "Yule" means.[/FONT]

[quote name='Ikillion'][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"] I'm not getting anything from the Gaydar, maybe a tad bit more FABULOUS~ than normal but still nothing. Besides every guy must experience shojo at some time in their life. Its a rite of passage.[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I would think there'd at least be some kind of reaction. You sure your Gaydar is properly tuned? [CENTER][IMG]http://www.geocities.com/yuugi_kura200142/info/baku4.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Here, you can borrow mine.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]The tunnel scene from [I]Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.[/I] Full stop.[/FONT]

[quote name='Botar15']I can burn the cat because i've been descencetized by 4-Chan![/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]If you're still considering burning a cat, you obviously haven't been assimilated into the hive mind that is 4Chan yet.[/FONT]

I am currently typing this on my sister's PS3. Why? Because my laptop just committed suicide for what I'm pretty sure is the fourth effing time. Anyone want to help me commit some form of arson?

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So there's this show on PBS called [I]Word Girl[/I]. It's aimed at six year olds and is designed to teach vocabulary. There are no six year olds anywhere nearby me and I just thoroughly enjoyed an episode of this show. The Bob Ross reference is probably what got me.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'll wait until FUNimation offers it on their site, which should be within the next couple of days. I'm going to keep a close eye on this one, as it seems they're already deviating from the manga a bit. It seems kind of unnecessary, since the comic's run is over in less than a year, but I figure I can stand a bit of filler if it's either ordained by Arakawa herself or really, really good. Speculation has been that it will touch on some stuff that the manga skimmed over, so that's okay.[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Except in [COLOR="DarkRed"]Nerdsy[/COLOR]'s case. He had to balance upside down on one hand over an open can of green paint while drinking a Big Gulp in his other hand and juggling two cantaloupes, two honeydew melons and a coconut with his feet.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lucky I figured out the joke in time. Korey kept telling me I had to spend a half hour in a closet with Digital Boy for the title. EDIT: [quote name='botar15']Thanks Drizzt, finally some help around here. You guys seriously need to get off my balls ok?[/QUOTE] Don't trip, bro. This is just how we show affection. You should see the way they treat me in Chat sometimes.[/FONT]

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