The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lookie what I found: [YOUTUBE="Please don't take on "Take on Me""]KV2pmIWXbW0[/YOUTUBE] Only reason I'll ever need to stay off the Jo Bros bandwagon.[/FONT]

[quote name='Drizzt Do'urden']Just wanted to point out, if the civilians choose not to lynch anyone they're giving the werewolves a free ride. And unless whoever the priest is protects the right person we're just going to lose somebody.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]While I agree with that statement, we don't really have many clues to go by on who exactly the werewolves are. It seems a bit of a stretch to start lynching just yet, especially since if we get the wrong person, which the odds are in favor of, that's just one less human to keep the status quo balanced at the end of the day. and then the creatures of the night strike and take out another.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You know, this isn't really much of a topic to start an entire thread about that can't be talked about in the Bleach thread already. Now if we were talking Uruhara maybe...[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lynch: [B]No Lynch.[/B] I also like to type things down here just to ensure myself that I have met the character limit.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I've recently been watching [B]Nadia and the Secret of Blue Water.[/B] It's an interesting little show. I like how it's set up and all the [B]20,000 Leagues Under the Sea[/B] stuff is making me want to actually read the book. I have to give them credit for jumping into a plot so fast, seeing as how [spoiler]The villains are in possession of a super doomsday device before the tenth episode of a 39 episode series.[/spoiler] While waiting for the new episodes of that one to load, I've been catching up on [B]xxxHolic[/B] because it's connected to Tsubasa and has copious amounts of Yuuko, which is like the best good thing to have too much of ever. And it may not count, but I'm also reading the [B]Haruhi Suzumiya[/B] light novels at the moment. I found a translation of all 8 zipped in an Adobe Acrobat document and it rawks.[/FONT]

[quote name='Shy'][SIZE="1"][*]Otakupedia bit / History of...[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh, gosh. That would be fun. I can just imagine the cheesy baroque music and pseudo-elegant delivery.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/happy-panda.jpg[/IMG] Now I'm not much of a hand at psychology, but that doesn't sound like a trait found in a happy panda.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]- Part 7 -[/SIZE] July 23, 2014 10:00 A.M. District Court Defendant?s Lobby No. 2[/B][/CENTER] ?You get anything?? Korey smiled a little. ?You think I?d spend all night investigating and not find anything? Just who do you think I am?? ?Just shut up and cough it up.? ?Alright, Ace,? continued Korey, ?You know that bat you have?? ?Yeah, I guess,? replied Ace. ?Check the bottom.? Ace?s eyes grew wide at what he saw. ?Korey, you?re a genius! I can?t believe I hadn?t noticed that!? ?Yeah, whatever. Just get in there and try not to fail too much this time.? Ace?s fist flew so fast that Korey barely had time to sidestep it. ?What, now you fail at karate, too?? ?FGRAAALGH.? [B][CENTER]July 23, 2014 10:15 A.M. District Court Courtroom No. 2[/CENTER][/B] ?Court is now in session,? declared the Judge, ?is the Defense ready?? ?Yes, Your Honor,? replied Ace. ?Is the Prosecution ready?? ?The Prosecution is ready, Your Honor,? answered Gavin. ?Alright, Defense. Proceed.? Ace rose from his desk. ?Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I know that I may seem guilty. The way I attacked that scarecrow the other day is very suspicious, after all. Not to mention, my only alibi rests on my 19-year-old cash-strapped assistant. Things are looking bad, but ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury?? A collective gasp arose from the jury as Ace held up the bottom of the bat. ?THIS,? he began, indicating the silhouette on the bottom of the bat, ?is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyk. BUT, Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that.? Fist met desk with a resounding thud. ?That does not make sense!? The jury went into hysterics. ?He?s using the Chewbacca defense!? muttered one nervous juror to his neighbor. Ace continued. ?Why would a Wookie - an eight foot tall Wookie - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? It does not make sense! What does this have to do with this case? Nothing, other than his face on this bat. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests,? he concluded, sitting back down. ?A stirring performance, Mr. O?Turney,? said Gavin, ?But you made three mistakes. One, you are not Johnny Cochran. Two, you misspelled Kashyyyk. There are three ?y?s.? ?Objection! I spoke the word! How could he-? ?Overruled,? sighed the Judge. ?Anyway,? continued Gavin, ?The third reason was stated in your own defense; it has nothing to do with this case.? ?Ah, but it does!? grinned Ace, ?You see-? ?Objection!? shouted Gavin, ?Your Honor, he just admitted to lying!? ?I?m afraid I have to let it slide,? replied the Judge, ?The games this story is based on thrive on outrageous things no real courtroom would ever allow, but are nonetheless.? ?Thank you, Your Honor,? continued Ace, ?anyway, It turns out that this bat is manufactured by an overseas company, whose name cannot be pronounced by anyone possessing only one voice. They are a subsidiary of another company based in this very city, whose name I will not speak because there are ladies present.? ?Is there a point to this ?? interrupted Gavin, ?It seems as if you just want to confuse us more.? ?Yes, there is. You see, we have reason to believe that this company is involved in the Mafia. The owner of the company is highly suspect, and I will not speak his name because I do not know it. He goes by ?The D.? and it?s possible that he would have ordered a hit on the victim for certain debts that have recently come to light during the investigation.? ?Prem?s eyes looked like dinner plates. ?You mean-? ?Yes,? replied Ace smugly, ?we have reason to believe that the victim was hit by, struck by, a smooth criminal.?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkRed"]OoC: as a One Piece fantard I'm gonna go ahead and point this out, but don't misconstrue it as rudeness; Devil Fruit users can't swim. It's the price they pay for their fantastic power. They start to get sluggish when they're waist-deep, and they're totally paralyzed once they're submerged.[/COLOR] "Alright, that's the last of 'em," concluded Garlock, as a final round from the Spiral King's screw cannons rang out along with Vixen's own cannons, sinking the final Marine ship. "Sir, what about those recruits in the lifeboats?" Garlock glanced toward where the speaker was pointing. "Leave 'em," he said, "i may hate the Government, but those fellas don't even know what they're working for. No need to kill a bunch of ignorant lackeys." Just then, Vixen arrived on deck. "Impressive mechanics, Spring-ass." "Thanks," replied Garlock, "that trick of yours wasn't so bad either, Pyro." "I try. So what kind of caviat is attached to transforming an entire ship mid-battle, anyway? I can't imagine that going off without a hitch." "Yeeeaah, about that," Garlock chuckled nervously, "you mind towing us along for a couple of hours?" [CENTER]...[/CENTER] "You know this is even more embarrassing than the sail, right?" quipped Sharona, staring at the tow cable hooked around the drill bit prow. "You know it's also more reliable and we should be grateful Vixen even let us consider it," retorted Garlock. "It makes you look stupid, Mr. Manly Man." "Crap, you're right. Well, I can't do much but find a way to keep the engine room dry." "You know," began Sharona, "I've heard that there's a way to give inatimate objects Devil Fruit powers. Maybe-" "Yeah, that's a great idea. Designing a ship to sink. I think I'll figure this one out myself, thanks." With that, Garlock strode off to his cabin. The full scope of Sharona's frustration could only be summed up in one word: "MEN!" "Can't live with us, can't live without us," replied Garlock, "Later, babe."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Probably because you know me too well. No, but I meant more like general news coverage and discussion of current events, as opposed to just straight OB talk.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][b]Are you interested in becoming one of OB Podcast's hosts?[/b] Yes. I think it would be a great learning experience. I listen to a few podcasts, so I have a general idea of what goes on, and I used to entertain thoughts of starting up one of my own (kinda hard to do when you don't have anything to talk about, though.) So yeah, I'd be interested in hosting a podcast. [b]What format should the show take?[/b] Like Korey said, we definitely do have our slow periods around here. Considering that, we'll probably want to branch out from just talking about the boards. Maybe there should be a "Threads we'd like to see" segment, where the hosts would find news items and other assorted subjects that are worth discussing, but don't have their own threads yet (ignoring the obvious "make it yourself" here.) Obviously, the focus would primarily be the OB, but there could be other unrelated segments as well. Also, I think Korey's idea of member interviews excellent, though I would also suggest the possibility of guest hosts.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"No need, Tetra. Thanks for the offer but I've personally gota lot riding on this one." Morgan's chilling laughter echoed through the room. "HAHAHAHAHA! You really don't need help, you little punk? Your funeral!" "Don't talk about my Captain like that, you-!" began Tetra. Garlock held an arm out in front of her. "I'll take care of this one. I know how ya feel, but you helping me ain't gonna shut him up about this kind of thing. Besides, he hasn't seen anything yet." At those words, Garlock charged the marine captain, drill-arm spinning at full speed. Morgan held up his axe to block it. It was one of the biggest mistakes of his career. A shocked Morgan stared dumbfoundedly at the drill bit piercing the metal head of his axe. "How-?" "I'll tell you how, you pompous moron! You fell for your greatest weakness once again. Just like the time you underestimated Monkey D. Luffy, the Straw hat Pirate! You've always been full of yourself, haven't you? Full of yourself and something else, though it wouldn't be polite to say what else in the presence of my young female crewmate here. Who the hell do you think you are? You think you're so great, but this is the second time a rookie took you down! You really are pathetic! so pathetic," added Garlock, "that bloodying my drill with you isn't even worth the effort. Sink with your ship, has-been!" Garlock left Morgan lying there and burst through the door onto the deck. "Alrighty, boys! all Devil Fruit users back to the Spiral King! All others, brace yourselves and get ready to flee after retrieving me from the depths!" With that, he sprang to the Crow's Nest of the Marine ship,tied himself to the mast, jumped as high as he could and aimed straight downwards. "Time to finish it! TO THE DEPTHS WITH YA!" Garlock's Drill arm, spinning full force, made short work of the deck, lower rooms and hull of the Marine ship. The disabled vessel immediately began to sink as loyal members of Garlock's crew hauled him out of the ocean by the rope he had left. "What were you thinking?! I thought you were done for, idiot!" Garlock's eyes slowly opened. "Oh, it's you, Rona. Relax, I knew what I was doing. Who the hell do you think I am? I wouldn't do something that crazy if I didn't know how it would turn out." "Shut up, you," retorted Sharona, "You're staying on this ship for the remainder of this battle!" Garlock chuckled to himself. "Hear that, boys and girls? I've been grounded!" A rousing chorus of laughter echoed through the newly returning crew of the Spiral King. Sharona's fuse grew even shorter. "Well, I'd better make the best of it," continued Garlock, "everyone else, get over there and help Vixen with those other ships. Follow her orders and fight for her like you would for me. That means you too, Tetra. As for me..." Garlock's eyes twinkled mischievously. "Rona, I notice you didn't say anything about the ship going into battle. Engine room! Spiral King Morph System Position 3!"[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][URL="http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-11-10/4kids-to-terminate-fox-programming-block-in-december"][COLOR="Blue"][U]Article here.[/U][/COLOR][/URL] Yeah, I've kinda been over the whole 4Kids thing ever since they surrendered One Piece to a decent dubbing company, but it looks like they've decided that competing against themselves wasn't such a hot idea after al, considering the sizable monetary losses involved. Instead, they're gonna focus on CW's lineup and give up on Fox altogether. Okay, I lied a little. I'm very muchly pleased that 4Kids is losing money. I'm not like those jerks who want Al Kahn to die in a way that makes you think he peed in their mouths, but I'm pretty happy that their lazy, half-baked mockeries of the intelligence are doing poorly. Anyway, I'm really curious as to what Fox is going to do with that programming block come January. Will they work something out with Disney to get some of their classics back on? Will they start making new shows? Will they find another company? Personally, this is the network I grew up on every Saturday morning. I'm really hoping the block survives.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]New Yu-Gi-Oh: TAS [YOUTUBE="Episode 31"]52UUy1Q8QhM[/YOUTUBE] Jeff Goldblum > Exodia[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-dear-abby-cheating-fail.jpg[/IMG] JER-RY! JER-RY![/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Sir, should we Morph to battle position?" "Save it," shouted Garlock, "use it as a last resort. If all else fails, I don't want to be stranded in the middle of the ocean with a flooded engine up to my neck in Marines." "But sir," yelled a crewmember, "that Sea King the other da-" "Look, dumbass! If I want to be reckless I'll be reckless. We're about to take on the damn marines. There's likely at least three captains back there, not to mention all the lieutenants and other crap. And don't forget we're not the only ability users on the seas!" "What do we do now?" Garlock turned to the speaker and smirked so widely that his gums were exposed. "Now we fight! Alright, men! Get those cannons out where you can use 'em! All able-bodied fighters, weapons drawn and get ready to do what you do. Devil Fruit users, I want you guys fighting in top form. Sharona, man the helm. Or woman it or whatever. As for me," Garlock paused, put on a pair of sunglasses similar to those found on his ship's emblem, and smirked even wider. "I'm gonna go sink me a ship!" [CENTER]...[/CENTER] The first Marine ship caught up much faster than anticipated, but Garlock was ready for it nonetheless. He spring-loaded his legs (quite literally,) and launched himself at it headlong. Just before making impact, Garlock's forearm morphed into a drill, piercing the ship's hull. His progress was finally halted in the Captain's quarters, where a tall, imposing figure waited for him. "Eleff D. Garlock. Wanted for anarchy, forbidden knowledge and piracy." "If it isn't Marine Captain Axe-Hand Morgan." Garlock thumbed his nose smugly. "I've been rethinking my position on the World Government lately, but they've still got a D. for an enemy as long as they're willing to reinstate trash like you. Looks like you even got a promotion." "Very astute, little man. It's true, I'm in command of a ship now, which means that everything I say on this vessel is right! I am the leader here! You of no rank nor status, you don't frighten me!" "No rank? No status? I think you've got it wrong, pal! I'm the highest in command of my own life! I lead a ship of loyal men and women who look up to me as a leader in their hour of need! They love me," Garlock continued, "they would die for me! And unlike you, who sits in your cabin drinking South Blue wines while your trained monkeys do all the dirty work, I've earned their respect, because I would die for them! Every single one of them is more precious to me than even the One Piece! They're more than my crew, they're my family! Mind sharing why you're chasing my family around, Paul Bunyan?" "It says here," Morgan calmly retorted, "that your head is worth 15 million beri. I suppose I don't need to tell you that the only thing bounties are good for is measuring how much of a thorn you are in the government's side. I haven't heard much about your exploits, but most of them seem to involve rabble-rousing and flag burning." The Marine Captain chuckled menacingly. "I bet you don't even have the strength to back up the rioting!" "You wanna play on that bet?" said Garlock, throwing off his Captain's coat, "Let's show our hands, then! Axe versus Spiral, winner takes all!' "Sounds good to me, you insubordinate punk!" [COLOR="Red"]Got me a villain, hope you don't mind.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Garlock emerged from his cabin early the next morning and immediately clutched his head with both hands. "Holyhellwhatahangover." He wasn't alone, either. About a dozen of the newer crewmembers, whose heavy drinking had mixed with their inexperience with the bucking motions of a ship at sea, were vomiting over the handrail. Garlock wasn't really feeling on top of the world at the moment, but someone had to keep these slobs in line. "Alright, boys and girls. This ain't a pleasure cruise. I want you all up and at it as soon as the nausea goes down a bit. You fellas over there get to polish the ship and scrape off barnacles, seeing as how you're puking all over the side of my baby here. Engine room, keep my machine well-oiled and see if anyone's figured out how to fix that flooding problem. Rona-" "Sharona." "-Rona, supervise. Wander around the ship and make sure everyone's doing what they're supposed to be doing. Tetra, help her. I get the feeling she might actually be a better influence than me. Shougou, I have a special job for you. Make sure that drill on the figurehead isn't rusted or dented. Give it a good polish and let me know if there's any problems. I'll take the helm for now, but you all should be ready to take over if need be. That is all. Dismissed."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Posted Saturday, November 8th, 2008 at 7:58 P.M. Pacific Standard Time. Username: Ace Former Username: Aceburner Age:17 Location: Washington State, USA. Tenure: has it really been 2 and a half years? Submission: I'm not sure about what I really want to put here, but I'll make a definite note of the fact that I'm currently posing in Comic Sans religiously and my avatar and sig both involve Boktai. I was brought here by a link from MyOtaku 2 and a half years ago after being introduced to MyOtaku by a good friend. Ironically, said friend never posts around here anymore. Heck, MyOtaku is all but dead now. i wonder how much will have changed by the time this capsule is open in two years. Maybe I'll be captaining a giant spaceship-mecha and battling for the fate of humanity with the sheer power of manliness. Also, make a note that my current favorite anime is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Anyway, I'd better set some goals here. By the time this capsule is open two years from now, I want to have done two things: 1. I want to have finished my current story running in the Anthology; [URL="http://otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=59011"][COLOR="Blue"][U]Until Proven Guilty: The Court Records of Ace O'Turney, Ace Attorney.[/U][/COLOR][/URL] Whether I actually complete another case or if I end the current story at the current one is up for debate. 2. This is my latest picture that is worthy of the internets: [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/pioc2.jpg[/IMG] By the time this is opened, I want to be able to draw better than that. Much better.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Hooray, epic duel commences no new chapter next week. :crying:[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh, this is awesome. Do want.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That evening, the Spiral King had less of a meal and more of a party. "Drink up, guys and gals! Tonight, we celebrate new comrades and a giant leap twords our ultimate goal!" cheered Garlock, "and tomorrow, we'll get some damn work done!" "Unlikely," replied Sharona, "I'm betting there'll be so many hangovers in the morning I'm going to have to doctor the doctor." Sharona was hardly heard over all the cheers and off-key singing, not to mention the cries for "more rum" or "another beer." The festivities continued for hours, until a new member's voice was suddenly heard above the din. "Why are we opposing the Marines, anyway?" The clamor subsided almost instantly, until the only sound was of the Captain's footsteps. He continued to tread deliberately across the room, until he finally arrived at the origin of the voice. "What's your name, boy?" "Me, sir?" the recruit questioned nervously, "Wallace, sir. Wallace Marlowe." "Well, Wallace, I'll let you in on the story here. See, we're not fighting the marines here. That's just part of it. No, we're after the Government itself, the Royals, the Elder Stars, even the Shichibukai, if they're actually loyal to the World Government. And yes, we're also going to take down the Marines." "But why?" Garlock sighed. "I was getting to that. Someone get me some rum and a chair. It's storytime. "Nine years ago, I was a young child living on a small, relatively obscure island somewhere in West Blue. My dad was a retired Marine officer and my mom was a scholar working for one of the Government's historical research projects. Now for reference, Pa was highly decorated and well-known by almost everyone in the Marines, even Sengoku. He was a great fighter and respected and even liked by practically everyone he met. Mom was pretty, sweet and almost impossible to dislike. Life was peaceful and we were all happy. "Then Mom got too curious. You've all heard of the Poneglyphs, right? The giant stones scattered all over the world that contain the secret history of the Ancients of Raftel? Well, there was one in a secret cavern below our home. Mom had always wondered what it said, but the language was only accessible to a select few researchers. She decided to learn it. What she found out was way more than she bargained for. "Turns out the Poneglyph happened to contain the location of one of the most powerful weapons in this world; Poseidon. It's an ancient ship said to be able to destroy the World as we know it in a matter of months." "You mean-" began a wide-eyed Wallace. "Dahahahahahaha!" laughed Garlock, "no, this ain't the one. Ol' Spiral King here, the most I can do with her is maybe level a town in an hour. No, Poseidon can sink islands within minutes. Poseidon and Pluton, those are serious business. Pirates everywhere would kill for info on their whereabouts. Turns out, so would the Government. But that's not even the worst she found out. "She learned of one or two atrocities the race that supposedly founded the World Government committed on the people of Raftel. They sent me out to play one day, and I can only assume Mom told Dad about what she found. Before sending me out, she told me to let her know if I saw any Marine ships. I wasn't paying attention, but after a bit of wandering around town, I suddenly spotted one in the harbor. I rushed home to tell them, but I guess the Marines beat me. "When I got there, the door was kicked in. I walked in, and the first thing I saw was Mom, bleeding all over her freshly-washed carpet. Dead. Dad was in the corner, breathing really heavily. I barely got there in time to hear his last words to me. "'Son, your mother and I have always raised you as best I could. We taught you to respect authority, but you never seemed to learn to do that. I have one last thing to say to you; never let that go. The powers in place in this world right now are there to limit rebellion. They don't care about the people they're supposed to protect, they're just there to be in power. There are honorable men in the system, but it's far too bogged down by greed and fear of rebellion to be allowed to exist. If you wish to live your life, stay here quietly and don't cause any trouble. But I know you won't do that, you're too hotheaded. There's a secret compartment behind that barrel by the wall. open it, and you'll find my last gift to you: the Spiral-Spiral Devil Fruit. It will grant you amazing power at the cost of your ability to swim. Use it as you see fit, or not at all. We're proud of you, son.' "Months after that, I had to live on the streets. The villagers had no idea what happened to my parents, but they didn't want to take me in for fear it involved me somehow. I was fed and stuff, but I never had a good roof over my head. That's when he came. "Shanks. That's right, Red-Haired Shanks. Or at least, formerly. By this time, it was mostly gray, but he took me in when no one else would. He brought me onboard his ship and taught me the meaning of piracy. Apparently I reminded him a bit of someone he once knew. Some annoying kid from some backwater village. Anyway, I'm curious, Wallace my boy. Why did you join this crew? What does being a pirate mean to you?" Wallace smiled from ear to ear. "Freedom," he replied. "Dahaha! I like you, kid. That's right, freedom. That's what it means to me, too. Every being on this planet deserves freedom, whether it be Fishman, Merfolk or human. As pirates, we enjoy the bounties of this freedom every day. That's why we're taking down the World Government; because it's our duty to make sure everyone on this planet is allowed to live freely. No one can live like that in a world where a ten year old child can lose his parents just because they know too much." Garlock yawned. "Well, I think I'll turn in. Keep partying if you wanna, boys. Just remember, there's gonna be work in the morning. Oh, and I get really cranky if I someone wakes me up before I want to wake up. So don't make to much noise if y'all value your ribs, 'kay?" [CENTER]...[/CENTER] "That was informative," said Sharona later in the hall. "Yeah, well it's all true," replied Garlock, "you got anything else to say?" "I really had no idea life was so hard on you. I'm sorry for how I've been acting." Garlock smirked. "Don't be. It's all in the past. Dad may have wanted me to take the Government down, but this isn't some damn revenge mission. This is for everyone." Suddenly, Garlock's face hit the ground. Hard. "I knew it!" exclaimed Sharona, "You're drunk off your ass, aren't you?!" "I'm not as think as you drunk I am..." "Whatever, let me help you get to your room." Sharona helped Garlock up and supported him up to his quarters. "Sharona?" "Yes, Captain?" Garlock turned his head, slightly embarrassed. "Thanks," he grunted. "Anytime," Sharona replied, smiling. "They really are impossible to live with," she thought to herself, working her way to her own room, "but I suppose I can try for a little longer, anyway."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I just realized what I'm most looking forward to about this movie. The inevitable cheesy junior mini-novelization. They've already messed up so much in the movie alone, it's hard to imagine how much worse they could make it seem. Heck, I might even buy that crap just to see what they do.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]What could possibly be wrong with this picure? [CENTER][IMG]http://img44.onemanga.com/mangas/00001021/000043991/22.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Hint: Link's grandparents are brother and sister. EDIT: [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/OnePiece521page08-OneManga_12261294.png[/IMG] You could go for the obvious Out of Context joke here, but I personally find it funnier just the way Luffy says it. "Hey, what're you doing all naked and stuff?"[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Just to disprove you, I must say that I am highly impressed with Fighter's ability to accidentally bend time and space to his will. I mean, he's not even a mage.[/FONT]

[quote name='Katakidoushi']I'm not referring to Raiha neccesarily, but people in general.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Could've fooled me. Almost seems as if every time she appears in a thread to state an opinion, you're there to call her out. But that's just my observation and I'm not much of a hand at psychology. Could just be a wizard or cosmic forces or something.[/FONT]