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Manga Naruto Manga [Warning: Spoilers]
The Spectacular Professor replied to Ryo the Tactician's topic in Otaku Central
[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]Kishi really has failed yet again...not just because Naruto hasn't matured an ounce really in all the years we've been reading, or that Sasuke is still the self-centred jackass he's always been (even after revelations that should change his perceptions)...it's that he failed to model the Raikage after Mr. T...yeah, that's the biggest fail in Naruto ever srsly.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I think it's safe to say that we all officially pity the fool.[/FONT] -
Manga Naruto Manga [Warning: Spoilers]
The Spectacular Professor replied to Ryo the Tactician's topic in Otaku Central
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Chapter 416 Our chapter opens with some random guy wearing a "?" forehead protector and what appears to be a baseball cap chasing a guy wearing a Jounin jacket who resembles Naruto without whiskers. From this, I can deduce that we're reading Jiraya's book in manga format. No way Naruto will ever amount to a Jounin, amirite? Anyway, Jouninaruto uses a couple of smoke bombs, then gets stabbed when trying to attack even though it was his smokescreen. The pursuer proceeds to beat the crap out of him. Or not. Apparently that was a clone. The real one approaches from behind, saying "You should give up trying to make me give up." He then judo chops the guy to the back of the head. That's our Gutsy ninja! *cue laughtrack* Anyway, there's some cheesy inspirational crap here about how this foreign object will rid the world of not-peacefulness or something. The mysterious ninja is about to declare his name to the world. What is it? It's... Cut to Naruto BAAAWing over the book. I think he's disappointed that he finally gets to read one of Pervy Sage's books, but it's the only non-erotic one. But that's just my guess. Cut again to a Jiraya flashback. Apparently, this is here to remind us once again that Team 7 is Sage version 2.0. And to illustrate that Jiraya is ridiculously optimistic. He apparently planned to change the world with his books, of which all but one were erotic novels. lolwut? Cut back to... Aww, crap. I've had about enough of you, Emo McLogicfail. Now go away. He's not leaving. Instead, he's delivering Jinchuuriki to Madara. After that, he decides to rest up. He's going to need it if he's gonna destroy everything his brother stood for in an attempt to avenge him. Ooh, now we get a flashback attempting to justify Sasuke's brainfart of a revenge plan. Bring it, Kishi. I'm ready when you are. [quote name='Sasuke']Itachi gave his life to protect the village, but I'm more saddened by the loss of his life. Much more.[/quote] Which is why you decided to give his sacrifice the finger? [quote name='Sasuke']I didn't ask him to sacrifice himself for peace.[/quote] Because you're the only freaking person in Konoha. [quote name='Sasuke']And now, knowing the truth, there's no way I can do as he wished and protect Konoha.[/quote] The truth is, he volunteered. Your logic is flawed even on this fundamental level. [quote name='Sasuke']And I'll never forgive those three elders.[/quote] When all else fails, blame the political figureheads. Works every time. [quote name='Sasuke']The whole village are accomplices, trading Itachi's life for the peace they enjoy.[/quote] Wait, since when was everyone in the village involved in the Uchihalocaust? Anyway, I don't feel like interviewing a moron anymore, but the basic gist is he actually wants to slaughter the whole village in a fountain of blood and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW. The speech ends with the typical emo "you don't understand!" whine and Sasuke finally leaves like I've wanted him to the whole time. Marvin K. frickin' Mooney, I tell you what. Cut to Cloud Land. Raikage, who is lifting weights at the time (that's what black people apparently do in their spare time, see,) is enraged to learn about his brother's capture. He's after some Akatsuki and he won't rest until he's either sated or dead. Or tired. The end.[/FONT] -
[quote name='Cat']I like the idea. It would be good get OB a bit more active, more activity can never hurt. The only problem I see with this is time zone. I know I would have to be up at 9:00am to match the 12:00pm start. Unless I'm misunderstanding and that you can log in anytime after 12:00pm ESP time?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I agree here. Personally, I'd suggest 3:00 EST. That way, the earliest any user in the States would have to be on is noon. Personally, I enjoy sleeping in on Saturdays.[/FONT]
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Bump for new article. [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26639577/"][COLOR="Blue"][U]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26639577/[/U][/COLOR][/URL] Thanks to Sangome (Paramount as she's known here) for bringing my attention to this. [I]Within the adult realm of otaku culture, cuteness is fetishized (hence the Hello Kitty sex toys) and gender is often bent or dissolves altogether. Women are penetrated by octopi and [B]young women in short school-girl skirts save the world.[/B] Men, on the other hand, are often passive worshipers of small figurines depicting sexy characters.[/I] Where was this genius when the Sailor Moon craze hit our shores twenty-odd years ago? FAIL. [I]“Among Japanese fans — the guys — it is a badge of honor to say, ‘We do not need real women; [these] figures are better, they do not talk back’” said Macias. “Americans are not there yet, but at the rate things are going, we are going to be seeing that.”[/I] Where the crap did they dig up this guy? I can just imagine the press room meeting planning this article. "Hey, let's find the most offensive, slobbish, sad, pathetic, creepy stereotype of the typical anime watcher and cast him as a fair example of their entire freaking culture!" Penetrate the logic with your fail! Oh, and thinking of GL as a sexual series is about as accurate as calling the Pacific Ocean a freshwater lake. In conclusion: Shove it, Brian Alexander.[/FONT]
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Discuss [OBtv Writer's Lounge] Magic Hat Rabbits
The Spectacular Professor replied to Ellerby's topic in Theater
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]Name:[/B] Baron Lupus von Kessler [B]Age:[/B] 38 (in dog years) [B]Gender:[/B] Male [B]Appearance:[/B] A large, somewhat lanky wolf. Though he dresses well, he has a tendency to slouch and shifty eyes which give him a slightly sinister air. [B]Powers and Abilities:[/B] Through blood transfusions and various alchemical experiments, he has mastered a few of the more basic spells of the magic of rabbit-kind. his alchemical skills alone are formidable, and he is very agile. His teeth and claws are nothing to laugh at, either. [B]History:[/B] At the tender age of 8, Lupus was suddenly whisked away from his pack and used in a bizarre experimental magic show. He was dropped into Rabbica and completely forgotten about after the magician was arrested for some more dangerous tricks. For a few years, Lupus was friendly and even helpful to the other inhabitants of Rabbica. His social status is partially due to this time of his life. Still, he longed for nothing more than to see his pack again. He searched for a way out for years, but to no avail. During this time, he became embittered with the other residents of the land, especially the rabbits. He tried all kinds of strange and taboo alchemical experiments trying to gain the magic of the rabbits, thinking he would be able to use it to find the legendary portal, finally succeeding in creating novice spells. He was shunned by the others for these experiments and is feared and alienated to this day. [B]Additional Info:[/B] He's somewhat well-spoken and even charming at first. This facade was what helped him gain blood for the transfusions. There are also rumors of his primal instincts kicking in, causing some rabbits and birds to "disappear."[/FONT] -
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Considering that we're somewhat low-traffic these days, I'm pretty sure the only way we have a prayer of pulling this off is if we get Adam to announce it over at TheO. There are upsides and downsides to this, the obvious being the negative and positive aspects of a sudden surge of people with an interest in OB flooding in and posting. Having that much traffic would totally be awesome, but I wouldn't envy our wonderful mods in that kind of situation. Still, I think it's a cool idea and I'll drop it by Adam if I get the chance.[/FONT]
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Discuss [OBtv Writer's Lounge] Magic Hat Rabbits
The Spectacular Professor replied to Ellerby's topic in Theater
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I think if we're going to go for a wolf or similar villain, s/he should be an adult. Maybe they have been searching for the portal for years and have matured to the point where they can't escape Rabbica through a hat because of size, which would present some good motivation for evil. I like the sound of an evil bunny, too. That can go anywhere. He could be sinister, he could be elegant, he could even be one of those ones that are never taken seriously. There's a lot of possibilities there. So my vote is pending between those two, personally. If someone else comes up with something else, I'd be cool with that too.[/FONT] -
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Being hardcore anime nerds, my friends and I used to give each other anime-related nicknames. I was "Battosai," after Himura Kenshin's alter-ego in [B]Rurouni Kenshin.[/B] I occasionally still hear that one, but it seems "Ace" is the one that will always stick with me. I've been assigned it at least 3 times by completely unrelated groups, plus one of my old favorite anime characters is named Ace, so that's how it works. (And yes, it's a nickname. Ace is not my real name, for those who don't know but care. It's Eric. Go ahead and keep using Ace, though.)[/FONT]
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[quote name='Lrb'][COLOR="DimGray"][FONT="Tahoma"]Ooh wow, that Be a Man AMV is sick. Disney has such awesome music. Makes me want to watch whatever anime that is.[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and yeah, you should totally watch it. [YOUTUBE="Cosby Bebop"]VcCZVgqisic[/YOUTUBE] lolwut?[/FONT]
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]What the- I can't believe nobody's mentioned this yet, but: [B]Name:[/B] Yoko Littner [B]Source:[/B] Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann [B]Status:[/B] One of the three original main characters, former girlfriend of Kamina and one of Simon's closest friends. [URL="http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u208/abiss_bucket/Yoko4.jpg"][U][COLOR="Blue"]Clicketty.[/COLOR][/U][/URL] - Va-va-voom. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's move on to the less obvious stuff. -The fact that her swimsuit is less revealing than what she normally wears. That's just hilarious. -She's actually a pretty good fighter. I get tired of all those damsels in distress all the time. If Yoko's ever in distress, it's because she's simply outgunned. And that's hard to do. -She's smart. So, smart, in fact, that she becomes a teacher for a while in the second half. And while she taught, she wore... -Glasses. I don't know what it is, but I just think glasses are awesome. -She's a redhead. My favorite hair color. -She wears a ponytail, which I also think is awesome for some unfathomable reason. -That skull hairpiece is just too cool. -She's a bit tomboyish and has a lot of spunk. -She can be protective and nurturing as well as violent and angry. -Voiced by Michelle Ruff in the dub, who did a lot of VA work for Digimon (the memories...) and was Fujiko in Geneon's Lupin III dub.[/FONT]
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lookin' pretty good so far. It's clever and fun, albiet a little erratic. And you're right, you sound like a total psycho in that second one. :p I agree with Rach on the backfiring thing. It would make sense, given the chaotic nature of your pranks. Also, making yourself look stupid is one of the most fun things you can do when writing fiction based around you. Take me getting myself arrested, for example. I had so much fun writing that part, I had myself wondering if I was guilty.[/FONT]
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Manga Naruto Manga [Warning: Spoilers]
The Spectacular Professor replied to Ryo the Tactician's topic in Otaku Central
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ace's Chapter Recap Chapter 415 Oh, crap. Sasuke's bleeding Shenanigan eye is staring straight at me like it's about to pop out. I can already tell how much I'm going to enjoy tearing this chapter asunder. So anyway, Sasuke literally stares at the Demon Ox until it catches on fire. Apparently Itachi didn't manage to give him anything new with that eye transplant. The Ox goes into a conveniently-placed ocean to try to extinguish the flames while Sasuke does the same, but with blood and his eye. Also, Sasuke can now fire lasers out of his fingertips. Go die, Sasuke. The good news, however, is that Karin is now on fire with that inextinguishable stuff that Sasuke used. Maybe she'll burn to death and we'll be rid of her finally! Unfortunately, Sasuke cares about her for some reason. Apparently he missed all the attempted sexual assault, sweaty shirt stealing and that creepy biting thing. He puts out the flames and has Juugo go get her. Juugo does this by ripping off the neighboring Jump title's resident rubber pirate. Kishi, your manga is a cancer rivaling that of the Movie movies. Sasuke finishes putting out the flames and retrieves the black guy. He's black, you know. Kishi likes to remind us of that a lot, doesn't he? Anyway, those Jounin from the last chapter are still standing on the cliffs watching Hawkatsuki OHKO their resident demon instead of assaulting them while they're weakened and battered. They decide to tell the Raikage that his brother has been battered like a chicken wing and dragged off to be exorcised and left to die. I hope he's not a shoot the messenger kind of guy. Thankfully, we cut back to the slightly more tolerable main character. Apparently, he's mastered the oil. Now he must try it without frog narcotics. Fukusaku awards Naruto for coming this far with a special gift: Jiraya's first smut fanfiction. It's called "The Legend of the Gutsy Ninja." Because Kishi's creativity pool drained back in the Zabuza arc. Chapter end.[/FONT] -
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh, it is time! It is high time! There was a thread before, but it was a bit too vague for my tastes. Here it is and I shall clearly state it: This is the thread to use to post AMVs you love, AMVs you made, or even AMVs you think someone else will love! You can even discuss AMVs you are making or plan to make. I'm sure someone will be willing to take requests, as well. Just remember, if you post a video containing spoilers, make sure you clearly state the name of the show and mention that it is spoiler-ish. Now that that's out of the way, let's kick this off with some of my favorites (and a least favorite.) Warning, excessive cleavage. In case you're offended by that kind of thing. No nudity, though. [YOUTUBE="Lupin III -Hungry Like the Wolf (Reel Big Fish cover)"]nI3GgMx3wco[/YOUTUBE] I love this one. The video quality is fairly decent, the editing is nice, the song fits Lupin like a glove and it's funny. Good stuff. [YOUTUBE="Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - Be a Man (From the Disney movie Mulan)"]MKGpCmvGTwU[/YOUTUBE] Once again, good editing, song fits the character, funny yet at the same time awesome. This time, though, the video looks much crisper and higher quality. No fault of the other guy, though. Lupin's been around a while. WARNING SPOILERS WARNING SPOILERS WARNING SPOILERS. This next video contains spoilers for basically the entire series of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. If you have not seen the whole series and plan to, I advise against watching the following video just yet. [YOUTUBE="Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - Welcome to the Black Parade (My Chemical Romance)"]5IPPdIe82cY[/YOUTUBE] Holy crap, this one is awesome. The video is fantastic, the editing is top-notch, the song fits the entire series so well, and the actual voices thrown in there send shivers down my spine. This is almost assuredly the definition of epic. [YOUTUBE="Farewell, Mr. Turnabout (Phoenix Wright + Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Opening)"]IpkDeuueYU8[/YOUTUBE] This one's a little different. This is what is know in Japan as a MAD Movie. As you can see, the creator actually created his own animation based off of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei's opening. It's really good quality and kind of funny in a creepy way (kind of like SZS.) These are also perfectly good fodder for this thread. Finally, here's a prime example of DO NOT WANT in AMV making. [YOUTUBE="Naruto - Crawling (Linkin Park)"]t60AGnRmmhk[/YOUTUBE] Ugh, where do I start? Okay, I'll start with the fact that it's about Naruto. That's automatically a bad sign. Factor in the song they chose and I already want to hurt fluffy things. But that's not all, folks. Buy today and you'll also get subtitled video! Really low quality subtitled video that looks as if it were ripped off of Youtube and then placed back on it again somehow! BUT WAIT! Call in the next five minutes and you'll also receive as a free gift bad audio syncing and inappropriately placed scenes! Truly, this is a bad AMV. Anyway, you got any awesome ones you want to share? AMVs are a prime source of entertainment if done right. Let the world know that a song fits a show![/FONT]
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[quote name='Rachmaninoff'] [CENTER][IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/28/urnotgettint128643944906608014.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Seconded. I've already had one and I've only been a Chat mod for less than a week. It's not too bad when you have everyone else in the room backing you up, though. Anyway, here's what Aaryanna's going to look like once someone takes her up on that line: [IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-kitten-cage-has-lawyer.jpg[/IMG][/FONT]
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Eh. As far as I'm concerned, Piccolo's green is like Bulma's hair. It's a cosmetic change. Some may consider it major, but it's not going to make or break the movie. At least he still looks somewhat intimidating. If they made him, say, Piccolo the Fluffy Bunny Man, then I'd definitely be a bit concerned.[/FONT]
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Chibi, don't spoil the answers! :p [spoiler]John Lennon[/spoiler] This guy is the epitome of cool. he was a bit of a loudmouth, but he tended to have some pretty awesome quotes. Plus, those sunglasses of his were unforgettable. That Yoko girl seemed to like him a lot, too. I'm sure we all miss him. (c wut i did thar?)[/FONT]
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What Martial Arts Are You Into?
The Spectacular Professor replied to chibi-master's topic in General Discussion
[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Purple"]Throwing people, eh? * imagining throwing someone* nah, arms aren't strong enough. I guess I'll just stick to tae-kwon-do! =)[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"] You don't really need strong arms to throw. All you need to do is get in close and use their weight against them. Trips and over the shoulder work quite nicely. Just make sure they're not in a position to kick you in the face after landing. ;)[/FONT] -
What Martial Arts Are You Into?
The Spectacular Professor replied to chibi-master's topic in General Discussion
[quote name='Vicky'][size=1]I'm going to knee him in the [B]groan[/B] and try and pull his hair out.[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'm not sure how that's possible, but it sounds extremely painful. :p[/FONT] -
What Martial Arts Are You Into?
The Spectacular Professor replied to chibi-master's topic in General Discussion
Shudokan Karate-do. I'm testing for Black Belt in less than a week. It's pretty useful. As Chibi said, Karate focuses on balance a lot, meaning that they train you for both ranges. Personally, I specialize in kicking. -
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I don't care what anyone says. Ziro the Hutt singlehandedly saved this movie. The rest was incredibly meh, but me and the people I went with literally cracked up every time he opened his mouth. I keep thinking they should make a decent attempt at this kind of thing with the original trilogy. I mean sure, the other Clone Wars series was pretty neat. The problem is that a lot (and I mean a [I]lot[/I]) of fans are pretty dissatisfied with the Prequels and it doesn't help that Lucas is shoving them down our throats like this. Fill in the gap between A New Hope and the Empire Strikes Back. There's plenty of room there to animate some pretty neat stuff. Besides. Mark Hamill is a voice actor these days. If he's willing, there shouldn't be anything keeping him from reprising his role as Luke Skywalker. It's something to think about, Lucas. If you're going to milk the franchise, at least milk the popular part. EDIT: Also, there was an appalling lack of Grievous. He was mentioned twice and was on screen for about five seconds. It's as if they were taunting me. Of course, I'm a lot more lenient on this movie. Probably because neither mine nor anyone else's money was spent on my viewing of it.[/FONT]
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][CENTER][B]- Part 6 - [/B][/CENTER][/SIZE] [B][CENTER]July 22, 2014 3:00 P.M. Detention Center Visitor?s Room[/CENTER][/B] ?Glad to see you could make it,? grinned Ace, ?I hear you?ve been pretty busy lately.? ?Yeah, well it?s hard to take a day off of working with Interpol,? replied Inspector Korey, ?we?ve been after some new guy for months. We don?t know who he is or what kind of operation he runs. We only know two things. He likes his dirty deeds done dirt cheap, and he goes by ?The D.?? ?So what?s that short for, anyway?? asked Ace, ?The Don? The Duke? The Duck?? ?We have no idea. Anyway, back to you,? Korey was smiling from ear to ear. ?You really failed this time. Eh, Ace?? Ace glared. ?Shut up, man. I called you here because you?re pretty good at digging stuff up, being an Interpol detective and all. I?m going to be defending myself tomorrow, and I need evidence to show someone else had a motive. You can at least do that much, right?? ?I?ll see what I can do. By the way, where?s that Chibi kid you were telling me about earlier?? Ace shrugged. ?She?s probably back at the office, filing paperwork or trying to post bail or something. Not like there was any amount that could get me off of a murder charge even if she was loaded, though. She asked me if it was legal to defend myself earlier.? ?Yeah?? chuckled Korey, ?what did you tell her?? ?It is in this universe.?* ?Nice. Well, I?d better get going if you want me to drum up some evidence. See ya tomorrow.? [B][CENTER]July 22, 2014 6:30 P.M. Downtown Tony[/CENTER][/B] My name is Korey. Korey Looter. I work with Interpol. A couple of hours ago, I received a call from an old friend, Ace O?Turney. He?d always been a funny kind of guy. He tended to do a lot of things that made it easy to torment him. Nowadays, it seems he?s working in a suspiciously-named law firm defending clients by getting himself in trouble. Still a failure, I see. Anyway, he got himself in some trouble and needed me to find some evidence to get him off. Bein? the kind of guy I am, I decided to help him out. I didn?t have much of a lead, but there?s always one place to go to find one: Tony, the bar downtown. I decided to head down and check it out. I got to the place a little after 6:30. I checked the bar and spotted just the man I wanted to see: Shinmaru, the resident expert on everything worth knowing. I sat beside him and slipped him a fiver. ?Tell me what I wanna know.? ?Never thought you?d be inside Tony,? he said, ?Why don?t you get us something? to drink and I?ll see if I can help you out a little.? I turned around and waved down the barkeep. There?s one thing you gotta know about Tony. The band is terrible. You could say the singer can?t carry a tune in a bucket. So naturally, it?s a pretty unpleasant experience until you get a little alcohol in ya. But after one round with Josè Cuervo, I caught my shoes tappin? along with the beat. And after two rounds with Josè Cuervo, that band was sounding pretty darn good to me. Anyway, Ol? Shin got his drink and nodded to me. ?what you wanna know?? he asked. I told him the situation and asked if he had any leads. He nodded again. ?Little O?Turney in trouble? What else is new?? he chuckled, ?that kid was always darn good at failing. Remember that Multiplayer Moe incident?? ?Yeah,? I nodded, smiling, ?But that?s not the point. I need info, Shin.? ?Well, you?ve come to the right place. Word on the street is there?s a massive terrorist plot to take down the entire network. Not the good kind of terrorism, like that stuff a couple of years ago, the bad kind. The ruin everyone?s day and be a loser kind.? ?Any reason DB would be a target?? I asked. ?Of course. He was a prominent member of the Network for years. Sure, it?s a little late. Not everyone may know that, though.? ?Thanks, Shin,? I said, slipping him a few more bills, ?oh, I?d better just ask. Any word on who might be behind all this?? Shin smiled at me and started talking real slowly. ?Of course I know that, Korey. I?m sure you?re familiar with him. He calls himself ?The D.?? With that revelation and a sudden realization that I was a lot more involved in this case than I thought, I turned to leave. I didn?t want to linger inside Tony for too long. [SIZE="1"]*Yeah, but I?m pretty sure it is in this one, too.[/SIZE] Note: The Tony thing is an epic chat reference. Best. Bar name. Ever.[/FONT]
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Manga Naruto Manga [Warning: Spoilers]
The Spectacular Professor replied to Ryo the Tactician's topic in Otaku Central
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ace's Chapter recap: Chapter 414 "What does the scout ninja say about his chakra level?" "It's over NINE THOUSAAAND!" "Shut up, Karin!" Anyway, that's pretty much how the chapter starts. That and Suigetsu wetting himself (I made a funny!) Let's have a look at the next page... "I'm gonna bully you, 'cause I'm a longhorn bull!" ... [IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/29/128645474277022097.jpg[/IMG] Anyway, The Ugly One is still panicking about Hatchibi's power level and fangirling over Sasuke as Juugo finishes his emergency bullcrap surgery. Juugo turns into a kid for some reason, and tells Sasuke that he can't die because he's all he has to remember Kimimaro by. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Sasuke pretty much the reason Orochimaru lost interest in Kimimaro and therefore let him die? KILL HIM, DUDE. Oh, I love this. The Ox is coming in for an attack. "Whee," he says! Good to know one of us is having fun. He's blocked by Suigetsu, who has the advantage in this fight despite the fact that he was screwed five minutes ago. Go fig. So anyway, Ox boy don't care. He fires his lazer and pwns Suigetsu in one hit. Cut to Naruto. He's apparently made a breakthrough in his Sage training. He can kind of sense natural energy. Good, now it's time for lunch. After that, he's going to try and lift one of those stone frogs. Because nothing compliments failing at the cost of your life than some ADD kid rubbing the fact that he can do it in your face. So he succeeds in doing so, then drops the statue on its back like he's protesting something. Cut back to Cloud Land. A couple of Cloud Jounin come upon the fight, complain about Killer Bee's tendency not to listen to their Kage and notice that he's fighting Akatsuki members. So anyway, Suigetsu's drooling all over himself now (not that you can tell.) The Ox lets out another "Whee!" Sasuke busts out the Shenanigans. Chapter end.[/FONT] -
[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-your-cat-disapproves-of-your-new-kitchen-design.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It's Raiha once more! EDIT: Also, I made one for TheDumbening: [IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/28/hereismyopini128644590200371319.jpg[/IMG][/FONT]
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[quote name='TheDumbening']internet=serious business[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]This is the point where I'd be fetching my popcorn and preparing for a massive lulzrocket to take off if we were in chat. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to post that short here on most occasions so I'll just say this: You've called out the thunder, pal. The boom, she is coming. Anyway, on topic. I've heard some Panic! and I think they're alright. They're not my favorite band ever, but they're pretty decent. I wouldn't mind sitting in a room with their music playing in the background. I'd prefer Ok Go, but that's just me.[/FONT]