The Spectacular Professor

[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/1153930309570.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Desbreko kitteh shoot beamz wit full hartz.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'm totally in on this. An RPG based on one of the DS's best action games to date? Yes, please! I'll go ahead and take Toasty. Try not to grudge me if I end up calling him "Otenko," though. I'm used to Boktai 1 and 2 and "Toasty" just sounds wrong to me. Name: Van Lonestar Age: 22 Gender: Male Race: Human Weapon: Solar Gun Ninja Appearance: [IMG]http://public2.tektek.org/img/av/0808/d17/2208/ea150.png[/IMG] Combat: [IMG]http://public2.tektek.org/img/av/0808/d17/2216/66e54.png[/IMG] Terrennial Mode: [IMG]http://public2.tektek.org/img/av/0808/d18/0100/7f7279.png[/IMG] Bio: Van Lonestar is the Guild's most loose-cannon gunslinger. Rash, reckless and unpredictable, he is nonetheless one of the best fighters in the group. It is currently unclear how he and Toasty met, but their dynamic is now almost completely unbeatable. His devil-may-care attitude is reflected in his fighting style, which basically involves him lazily abusing the rapid-fire capabilities of his solar gun Ninja into a crowd of vampires. He can, however, be provoked into a fit of uncontrollable rage by any type of extreme injustice, such as the large groups of his kind being used as cattle by the undead. Note: Yes, I did kind of model him after Han Solo. What can I say? Harrison Ford is awesome. Note 2: If the Terrennial Mode is a bit much, I'll go ahead and remove it. I just figured it'd be okay since it was part of the game this is based on.[/FONT]

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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][YOUTUBE="Real Fans of Genius: Mrs. Bewildered Con Mother"]YcGEYU9gWL0[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Ms. Yaoi-Obsessed Fangirl"]DgaAzSFOvGE[/YOUTUBE] Steven Blum and Vic Mignogna getting bored is one of the best things to ever happen to the world. Actually, Vic's Youtube page is full of all sorts of fun stuff. [YOUTUBE="The Legend of Middle Tennessee"]8dkMPPrt1lQ[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Vic's WoW Commercial"]e-ZqcW-xu5c[/YOUTUBE] Yeah, he actually made it himself. It looks very professional, though.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A jealous Clinton pretends to crush Barack Obama's head between her thumb and forefinger. Needless to say, the leak of this picture officially ended her bid for running mate.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Your list suffers from a shocking lack of [B]Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.[/B] I recommend that you remedy this situation. Immediately.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Man. Remind me never to take a weekend off again.

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"You know, you kinda suck, man. I mean sure, my worst enemy is a sadist clown, but I mean come on! You actually have superpowers and the biggest thing your worst enemy can throw at you is his money."[/FONT]

[quote name='Cat14'][spoiler]From what I hear on the up coming Batman movies there going to be another one. The villains being the Riddler and Penguin. They already have some one in mind for the Riddler and that is Johnny Depp and some sites have said that he has agreed. [URL="http://movies.hollyscoop.com/johnny-depp/johnny-depp-to-play-the-riddler_846.aspx"]Click to Read[/URL] Catwomen is to also make an apperince in the next movie[/spoiler][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Depp as the Riddler, huh? Yeah, that seems good. If anyone can pull it off right, it's Johnny Depp. Looking at some of his other roles, he's really good at the whole enigmatic aura thing. Plus I can just picture his "Riddle me this." Purely awesome. As for the voice disguise thing, I actually thought it worked really well in both this and Begins. He's basically acting outside of the law, and as a public figure a lot of people would recognize his voice. It only makes sense to disguise it, though I suppose he could have done it another way. Heh. I just pictured Christian Bale talking in falsetto.[/FONT]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/006.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Yeah, there it is, Chibi. The single greatest waste of a sheet of paper Masashi Kishimoto has ever created. Note Sasuke's almost gleeful expression and Karin's face at the moment of the bite. I'm not even going into detail on that cut. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes in context, I'd think it was a page from a bad hentai doujin (not that I read those.) One Piece made me feel a little better, but it wasn't as good as last week's One Piece Chapter. Bleach also helped a little until I realized that tentacles were involved in a fight entirely inappropriate for tentacles. I'm overall not happy with Jump this week. Even One Piece couldn't wash the taste of fail from my mouth. Maybe Sasuke will contract HIV from biting her. Or rabies. That might make it worth it.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ace's chapter recap Chapter 412 The first page is chock full of mirth and glee. It would seem Sasuke is finally about to stop breathing! For real this time, too! I guess I don't need to read the rest of the chapter. I've seen enough. I'll just check the next page to make sure nothing can save him noDAMMIT SUIGETSU. So yeah, his killer blow is blocked by Water Boy. Apparently he's going to have to get out of there fast because Mr. B is a lightning-type pokeymanz. 8-Tails nearly cuts through Zabuza's sword before Saucekay sends his chidori coursing through it. The Incredible Hulk comes up from behind with a Juugo PAWWWNCH which actually makes contact for once. Karin drags Sasuke out of the line of fire and Suigetsu breaks one of 8-Tails' swords. After this, there's a page of action so odd that I can't seem to decipher for the life of me and Karen removing swords from Sasuke's fading body. She then pulls up her sleeve and... The hell? Is this really happening? Do I HAVE to explain what's going on here? Ugh, fine. There's bite marks all over Karin's arm. She tells Sasuke to bite her arm. DON'T DO IT, MAN! YOU'RE ONLY GIVING HER WHAT SHE WANTS! Anyway, the idiot takes the bait. Suddenly, he's fully healed and ready to continue the fight. Don't make a mistake and assume this makes her useful, though. She's still just girl Sasuke in glasses. But now with a sick masochism fetish. Anyway, I love this next quote of Suigetsu's. "To be honest, he's insanely strong. Forget about trying not to kill him, we've gotta fight to kill! Then we should be able to defeat him without killing him." Wow. That logic is so incredibly wrong that it somehow makes sense. The fact that all this only happened in the first seven pages is very annoying to me. I didn't know Kishi could fit that much bullcrap into less than half of a chapter. Thankfully, now we return to Naruto. We can watch him sit perfectly still and almost turn into a frog multiple times. Anyway, he decides to create some clones so he can finish training faster. Only three, though, since Fukusaku can't keep up with more than that. Eventually, Naruto gets so beat up that Fukusaku hits him accidentally, or so he says. I think he's just enjoying beating on the kid. But hey, I would, too. Fukusaku tells Naruto that the only reason he can even attempt to master the Sage Techniques is because he, like Jiraya, is both high in stamina and [strike]an utter moron[/strike] doesn't give up. Then the training continues. Back to Sasuke's fight. Okay, I have no idea what on earth is going on or who's fighting who or anything. 8-Tails hides and makes plans to get home and get boozed off his Heinekin, but is located by Ugly the Slut through magic or something. I really don't care anymore. Sasuke (and I can only tell it's Sasuke because it has black hair and isn't wearing glasses and I don't think Sai wears Akatsuki robes) lunges in the general direction of Karin's finger and 8-Tails prepares "Number 8." What is "Number 8?" I don't know. Nor do I care. Screw this crap, I'm gonna go read One Piece.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]Masticate:[/B] To break down food by grinding it with your teeth. Chew. "Many people [B]masticate[/B] up to 20 times a day."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][YOUTUBE="Chadwarden Caramelldansen"]YVogoXwoC5k[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER] Dis be ballin', homies. He's here to talk to you 'bout dat PS Triple. He ain't talkin' 'bout dat... Wii.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I usually don't remember my dreams, but I can usually manipulate or wake from the ones I do if I force myself. For instance, I had one the other day where I was fighting the Joker. I don't remember if I was actually Batman, but I did get caught and tortured once and reversed time to return to before I was caught. I then cornered him and beat the crap out of him with Karate. While we were fighting, he nearly blew up Batgirl by pressing my body like a keypad. After the fight, my super friends who I don't remember from anywhere hauled him off to Arkham no problem and I'm pretty sure he didn't have an escape plan. So yeah, I don't know if it was a dream or if someone forced acid on me. It sure felt like drugs.[/FONT]

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[CENTER][IMG]http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/74/zaraki8fv.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]This one carries a little girl on his person at all times.[/FONT]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082][center][img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8999/oavcoverpz9.jpg[/img] Lucky Star OAV art[/center][/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, Des. I can already tell you'll enjoy this way more than you ought to just from that art. Of course, so will I. I'm kind of curious about whether or not Kagami will talk in a fragmented vocaloid voice. That would quite frankly be amazing. Still waiting on confirmation of Hiyori and Yui.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Saw it and loved it. I'm also surprised there wasn't already a thread. And I am ashamed about that as well. I could have done something had I not been so busy watching it over and over. And over. My favorite parts are probably the Bad Horse bits and Captain Hammer's cue cards in the third part. As for songs, I think it's a toss-up between "Slipping," "A Man's Gotta Do" and "Brand New Day." They're all great, but those three tend to get stuck in my head easiest.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Few people like clowns. Even fewer like it when they are instantaneously transformed [I]into[/I] clowns.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]If a stand-alone game tries something new and is innovative and clever, it's awesome. If part of a series does the same, it's a pile of pig feces. (LoZ: Phantom Hourglass fan reaction.)[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I've got it covered, guys. I'm going to be defending myself. Of course, I can't investigate when I'm in detention, so I'll need to have that taken care of. Feel free to speculate.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That wasn't so bad. I'm still waiting for him to go back to either Ichigo or Ikkaku, but this was a fun bit of interruption. Kubo may not be the best with pacing, but at least he knows how to make the distractions bearable. That last panel, though. I mean, I know there needs to be a balance and he already has way too many Rangikus and Yoruichis, but [I]man.[/I] I thought this guy was bad: [IMG]http://www.1999.co.jp/dbimages/user/hobby/itbig/10064313.jpg[/IMG][/FONT]

[quote name='Aberinkula'][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][SIZE="1"]Haha, loved this part Ace, just one question. What happened to my hand T_T?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A wizard did it. Nah, I think it was Carpal Tunnel. You play piano for a living. Yeah. That's it. A wizard made you play piano.[/FONT]

[quote name='Haku877']Because. If you remember, you hand had surgery, thus you can't wack it. or can you?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Prem had hand surgery, dude. Chibi's just not cut out for prison life is all.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ace's chapter recap Chapter 411 Chapter opens with Sasuke approaching 8-Tails, who appears to be throwin' up gang signs. Juugo is standing again for some reason. Oh, so is Suigetsu. Before the actual fight, they spend about 3 pages whining about how they have to sit through the guy's rapping. Nevermind the fact that you both just got your butts handed to you, that rapping is just too friggin' annoying! Sasuke turns his arm into a sword. Oh, I guess he's just drawing it. Lame. Would've made him 13% less fail if he turned his arm into a sword. He says he wants to test and see if the tailed beasts are really all that. Yo, your arch rival is one! This idiot doesn't pay attention to anything! Oh, and Karen is once again fangasming over every bit of clichè dialogue issuing from Mary Suechiha's mouth. And then she badmouths the black guy. This woman has all the class of Tacky the Penguin. Sasuke swings. Battle begins. It's a swordfight, so there's not much to see. There is, however, one thing I found both informative and hilarious that can only be conveyed through a picture: [CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto411page08-OneManga_1217564048.png[/IMG] Zabuza's sword is made of cardboard. Commence epic laughter.[/CENTER] Anyway, Sasuke proceeds to epically fail as 8-Tails dodges while writing down lyrics for his mad rhymes which he will probably proceed to bust later. Sasuke, meanwhile, returns Suigetsu's sword. 8-Tails suddenly busts out his own blades. Suigetsu yells to Sasuke, warning him that this foe is both skilled with a blade and no ordinary ninja. [SIZE="4"][B][I][U]THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.[/U][/I][/B][/SIZE] 8-Tails basically turns himself into a sawblade at this point. Sasuke has to bust out his shenanigans so his pale, pasty cave skin doesn't get all scarred and no longer smooth. Icky. Anyway, he activates his Chidori sword at this point. Somehow, 8-Tails manages to block it to everyone's surprise and my amusement. He then drops a famous line. "I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!" Get it? 'Cuz he's black. And he's the "Killer Bee." On the plus side, this last page seems to depict Sasuke with several swords in several vital areas. I probably shouldn't get my hopes up, though.[/FONT]