The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]This show is the cancer that is killing society.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You're welcome. Just remember, folks. I'm a martyr. I'm doing all this for you. And the lulz.[/FONT]

[quote name='Phenom'][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]Tell me about it. Ninja Turtles (The newest series), Bruce Lee, No Retreat No Surrender ?_?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Sad part is, they already did this kind of thing [I]in Naruto.[/I] Back when Sasuke defected, remember?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ace's chapter recap!!!!! Chapter 409: Narootoe learns from the froggies! Our chapter opens with the titular non-main character leaving Konoha. He turns to Shikamaru and wishes him good luck on solving Jirayas code... Which was already deciphered last time I checked. Read what you write, Kishi! Holy crap. Anyway, Shikamaru and Tsunade the Fanservice Hokage tell him not to worry because they'll let him know how the autopsy turns out. Apparently, this will be done by use of a "communication frog." I bet the only thing those frogs don't use frogs for is food. Sakurangst wishes Naruto good luck and the orange-clad moron departs in a cloud of dust because the toad he formed a pact with back during the Chuunin exams summons him. Dude, you're getting owned by your own weapons. That's sad. After that, there's a small, totally pointless cutaway to Pains and then it's back to Naruto, who is for some reason surprised that he landed in the middle of a frog-infested forest. He then stops by Ma toad's place, where he is fed insects and lilypads because apparently the frogs learned absolutely nothing from Jiraya's time with them. Naruto is then summoned to begin his training, but is first explained the difference between ninja and sage techniques, which is apparently ripped straight from Bleach's Shinigami techniques and Quincy ones. Sage techniques steal energy from the surrounding atmosphere. And the surrounding weekly releases in Shonen Jump, apparently. Of course, a food analogy makes it all click for our little ADD hero, and after a quick demonstration featuring Pa lifting a statue, the training begins. No, wait. it seems Naruto must first become "one with nature." How does he accomplish this? By dying, of course. Why is this all sounding too uncomfortably familiar? Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Saucekay Uchihax encounters a wild 8 Tails, who is quite the saucy, arrogant young bard. What will Sasuke do? You'll have to find out next chapter. Because we all know we want more Sasuke.[/FONT]

[CENTER][IMG]http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/177/f/9/Hidan_by_pokefreak.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Go ahead. Shoot him. I dare you.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][URL="http://universe.lego.com/en-us/Default.aspx?domainredir=www.legouniverse.com"][U][COLOR="Blue"]Website[/COLOR][/U][/URL] [YOUTUBE="Trailer"]WZuTXN78iz0[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER] Alright, so we all remember playing with LEGOs as kids, right? At least, you were deprived of a fundamental part of your childhood if you don't. Heck, I still bust out the ol' building blocks from time to time. As I'm typing this, a replica of One Piece's Thousand Sunny is sitting on my dresser. Anyway, you get the point. We all love those little plastic bricks. LEGO has maintained a presence in the video game industry for a while now. They started off with fun little distractions such as the LEGO Island series, Bionicle and LEGO Racers. Their big gold strike, however, came with the slightly more recent LEGO Star Wars, which was followed up by two sequels (okay, one was just the original and the sequel repackaged with a few extra little bells and wistles,) and the most recent LEGO Indiana Jones (Batman coming soon.) These were all awesome, so what makes this unfranchised little obscurity better than those? Simple, mein frund. It's a freaking MMO. That's right. A LEGO MMO. You build your own character, explore the world, see other people's awesome stuff, break it if they let you, build your own awesome stuff and even fight these weird little ghost minifigure things. Of course, there's plenty of parts to choose from, making the possibilities only as limited as your little plastic wallet. Why am I excited? Besides the obvious, there's also: -Exploration of a world unbound by franchises where everything is made of LEGO -An MMO that I'm interested in enough to actually pay for for once -In the trailer alone I found all the perfect parts to create a Lupin III minifigure for both red and green jackets. Apparently this won't release until 2009. Until then, the aforementioned Traveller's Tales games will have to tide us over.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That was flipping brilliant. Now I know why that inferiority complex keeps kicking in. You are the first and still the best at this kind of thing, man. And the AA bit was probably the funniest thing I've ever read.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ack! I gotta get this in! Unfortunately this week is really busy for me, so that's what I get for procrastinating. Anyway, I'll try to get a picture in by next Monday, but here's my signup. [B]Name:[/B] Falvo Delorian [B]Race:[/B] Rito [B]Gender:[/B] Male [B]Brief character history:[/B] Falvo is one of the Rito tribe's most valuable warriors. He is a master of the air and also no slouch when grounded. He fights with a polearm which he can also use like a bo staff. He joined the Hylian Army in an attempt to stop Ganondorf's most recent uprising, but is at times frustrated or even hurt by his colleagues' tendencies to look down upon him because of his heritage. Some have accepted him as a valuable fighter and companion, but others want him dead for no real reason. Picture coming soon.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]This thread you have just stumbled upon is for the discussion of the greatest webcomic of all time: 8-Bit Theater. For those of you that have been living in a cave deep in the bowels of Venus in an alternate universe for the past few years, 8-Bit Theater is a webcomic that parodies the first Final Fantasy game and features the exploits and various shenanigans of the four Light Warriors, who are completely unqualified for all this saving the world business. The group consists of: Thief, an elven bandit with the uncanny ability to steal everything not bolted down, most of the stuff that is, and sometimes more stuff than actually exists in the area. Red Mage, a well-rounded magus who is obsessed with stats. He also crossdresses a lot and comes up with many cunning plans which really aren't at all. Black Mage, the single Light Warrior in this entire group of misfits who is actually so unqualified for the job that he actually sides with evil most of the time. In fact, the only time he's on the other four's side tends to be when it can help him gain more power to use against them later. And last but not least, Fighter. The lovable fool on the outside is pretty much the epitome of idiot savant. He can fathom things that would break Einstein's psyche, but can't seem to figure out that the word "armor" doesn't include an 'i' or an 'e'. There are other recurring characters, such as White Mage, who tolerates the group mostly because she's the only one who can fix all the crap they put humanity through in their regular "heroic" exploits, and Sarda, the wizard who did it. Oh, and there are no plot holes in 8-Bit Theater. Even if you find one that has no way around it. Just tell yourself that a wizard did it and move on. Well, there it is. As for the latest strip, Black Mage seems to have joined up with Garland's group. I don't predict that lasting very long. Once he remembers how completely un-evil Garland is, he's either gonna go thaw out the others or form an evil alliance with Evil Princess Sarah. Personally, I would find the latter hilarious. Oh, and anyone who thinks that a semi-daily comic strip doesn't have enough plot to generate discussion; read the latest Naruto chapters and then come back and explain why [B]that's[/B] still being discussed.[/FONT]

[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="DarkGreen"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]This ballerina is the real thing. =P[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Wait, did you just question Bon Clay's authenticity? Sure he's a man. So what? Is it because he's flaming? He puts his heart and soul into his crossdressing ways! Leave Mr. 2 ALONE! In conclusion, STOP JOKING AROOO~OOUND!!!:p [SIZE="1"]*ahem*[/SIZE] As for Des's pic: [CENTER][IMG]http://www.thecellgame.net/pics/nappa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Nappa is all of those things. He also wants to know what the scouter says about your power level.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'd love to be a co-host or any kind of regular for a podcast. I could do news or something. If this ever gets off the ground, let me know what I can do.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/PhreshPharaoh.png[/IMG][/CENTER] Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside-down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit down, James I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of card games. (Fresh Prince-rolled. Ninjas can't compete.)[/FONT]

[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503F86]You just know it's building up to that chapter where Naruto wakes up the day after his graduation, to find out IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That would be my final motivation to hunt down Kishimoto and do things that could put me behind bars for a very long while. Anyway, I'm thinking I'll start making humorous recaps of each week's chapter. That way I get a laugh and most of you don't have to put up with reading this crap if you don't want to.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I enjoyed that quite a bit. Phresh Pharaoh was probably my favorite part, though. Downloading the mp3 now. The Dark Magician Girl thing was also pretty funny, as were the 4Kids jokes. Littlekuriboh knows how to bash 4Kids just right so you're still laughing at it by the end of the episode instead of getting tired of the repetitive weak jokes.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You can't really tell, but the little simian there is planting a tracking device. Carrier pigeons? He's got carrier [I]doves.[/I] Who's more highly evolved now?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I love Lego, I love Nintendo. Naturally, I adore this video. [YOUTUBE="Some Assembly Required"]F8mZGDFDceU[/YOUTUBE][/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']anyone wanna give me some reason(s) to keep reading?:animesigh[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]With stuff as stupid and campy as Orochimaru's return, this series is so bad that it's worth reading just to Mystery Science Theater 3000 it every week. So 8-tails is apparently a squid/octopus thing. That was actually so obvious I never saw it coming. also, Sauce-kay is now not only a hax, but an Akatsuki hax, Suigetsu is basically his answer to Kisame at this point, whatsisname's not really doing anything and Karin is an ugly Mary Sue with an emo fetish, as usual. As for MST3K, [IMG]http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8789/06yf0.jpg[/IMG] Woman has terrible taste.[/FONT]

[quote name='CrimsonKnight'][COLOR="Red"]oh, and Aceburner, how would you know if Prince could sing or not?[I] hmm[/I]?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Remember back when he claimed he was abducted by aliens and renamed, but the name was too hard to pronounce so instead he started using [B]The Rock Star Formerly Known as Prince[/B]? My theory is the name was a vulgar alien word describing his singing voice. I won't deny he has some pretty sweet guitar licks, though.[/FONT]

[quote name='Raiha'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]"Well I think it's because I'm SO racist. Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty..." Growled Albi quite racistly... 10 points for insertion of Flight of the Conchords.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Yeah. My favorite part of the song is probably: "No, Albi. You didn't kill me with your dragon's flame. I crawled to safety. But you did leave me very badly disfigured." Laughed the boy. Next episode: Business Time (not really.)[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]After reading all the way up to this point, I've got to say that Kubo, unlike Kishi, is a good enough mangaka that he can afford to have a weak chapter every once in a while. I think this chapter really just serves to get the next one started right at Ulquiorra, so it's kind of just filler. After getting through all the flashback chapters, Urahara is almost impossible to edge out of my favorite character position. It's impossible not to like the guy. One small thing I wonder about this series is the pacing, though. It's over 300 chapters in and there have basically only been three chapters. Not only that, but all of them center around Aizen's evil shenanigans and one isn't even done yet. Of course, when you have a villain so incredibly omnipotent, it's almost replace him with anything more dangerous, so it's probably for the best.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]- Part 4 -[/SIZE] July 21st, 2014 1:30 P.M. Napoleon Cat Memorial Park Scene of Crime[/B][/CENTER] The tape formed a very odd outline on the pavement. It looked as if the victim fell from a twelve-story building. Of course, the highest thing in the vicinity was the oak tree thirty feet away, so no help there. “Wow,” muttered Chibi, “it’s almost as if he fell from a twelve-story building!” “Yeah,” Ace agreed, “of course, the highest thing in the vicinity is that oak tree thirty feet away, so no help there.” Chibi shook her head a little. “Déjà vu!” The cadaver was already under examination by forensics, but the only discovery made was blunt force trauma which rendered the victim deceased instantly. Ace figured that a look around the scene wouldn’t hurt anything, so there they were. “Any sign of a weapon, Ace?” “None, Chibi. I wonder why he was sprawled out like this, though. It looks like he fell from a tw-” “Hey, buddy! What’re you doing here?!” A tall figure in a trenchcoat and fedora had approached the two. “Detective Darren,” he explained, flashing his badge. “Hello, I’m Ace, Ace O’Turney,” said Ace O’Turney, and naturally so. It was his name, after all, “I’m defending for this case.” “Wait, shouldn’t you be prohibited from accessing this scene if you’re the defense?” asked the officer. Ace shrugged. “Tell it to Capcom. Any news on the murder weapon?” “Well,” began Darren, “due to the placement of the limbs, it appears at first glance that the victim fell from a t-” “So what did him in?” interrupted Ace. “I’m leaning towards gravity at this time, but the forensics report hasn’t been filed yet. It could be any blunt object at all, such as this nightstick I’m carrying, or the ground,” said Darren. Ace’s brain kicked into high gear. “Hmm, let’s see. The victim appears to have fallen from a great height, judging by the outline on the pavement.” Chibi’s eyes lit up. “Like a twel-” “Don’t say it. Anyway, There was also a strange flying creature spotted at the scene. I think it’s possible that this unnamed thing airlifted the victim and dropped him here, instantaneously breaking his neck. Only problem is, I can’t seem to think of any flying creatures who would do such a thing.” “What about Albi?” suggested Darren. Ace stared for a moment. “Who?” “You know. In the Marmalade Forest, between the Make-Believe Trees. In a cottage cheese cottage, Lives Albi.” “Albi?” asked Ace. “Albi,” Darren nodded. “Albi!” exclaimed Chibi. “Albi the racist dragon,” finished Darren. “…Okay, OR the killer could have moved his arms and legs around after hitting him in the back of the head with that,” suggested Chibi, pointing at a bloodstained wooden bat lying on the pavement. “Huh,” said Darren, “You know, I have no idea how we missed that during the initial investigation.” “Whatever,” said Ace, “I think we’ve done enough investigating for one day. Come on, Chibi. I need to prepare my defense for tomorrow now that we have a murder weapon.” The pair left the park and with it the puzzled detective. “I seriously don’t know how anyone missed that,” he muttered, heading off to his car. [SIZE="1"]Okay, just for reference, this chapter's Darren is actually the member known as Darren, not Rach. Although if I ever do get around to putting Rach in here, which I probably will, I'll probably bring back the good detective here too, just for the name gag hilarity.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Im on ur beach, eatin ur elbows.[/FONT]

[quote name='Living Impaired']has anyone ever seen a really really good bleach abridged? because i havent...[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Look up "Khenpoe" on Youtube. Supposedly there's another one, but he won me over with "Sharp Dressed Man" in the first episode after Ichigo gets his powers. The only problem is he's only just introduced Kon. Zen, I watched part of your first episode a little earlier. It's pretty good, but there were a couple of lines where it sounded like you were breathing into the mic a little. Other than that, it's quite decent indeed (well, depending on which definition of "decent" you're using.) As for Marik's Evil Council of Doom, I personally think they're hilarious. Plus they're educational. I mean, how many other ways are you going to learn that Bandit Keith's middle name is Steve? Also: "Curse you and your motorcycle riding!" Oh! Before I forget, TFS's second episode of their DBZ Abridged series is out. It has a Harvey Birdman reference, therefore it is awesome. [YOUTUBE="TFS Dragon Ball Z Abridged Episode 2"]aBm_2IUn4MU[/YOUTUBE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Now we're entering the Shinigami territory, eh? Well, then. [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Kisuke_Urahara_Anime.jpg[/IMG] Bucket hat plus cane sword times awesome personality minus most obligations to the Soul Society=PWN.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Duly noted. Kitchen Sink, get me a picture, man.[/FONT]