The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Most of the stuff I'm interested in that's coming up are OVAs of series I already like, though if I get a recommendation, I'll watch a few episodes to give it a shot. So far I'm interested in a [B]One Piece[/B] OVA based off of one of Oda's early One Shots, plus a [B]Dragon Ball[/B] one with a plot Akira Toriyama came up with himself. I think I also heard something about a new [B]Lupin III[/B] OVA, but that might have just been one that was being subbed at the moment. There's also a [B]Bleach[/B] one I may look into. As for actual shows coming out, I may catch the [B]Slayers[/B] one if I can without either spoiling the other series or confusing myself too much. Any word on that? EDIT: Oh, looks like that Lupin one came out in April. I gotta go... track down... subs and stuff.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Wait, are Gorons, Zoras, Kokiri, Rito, Dekus, etc. allowed? Because Rito roleplay would be awesome and I'm totally in if I can draw a decent one.[/FONT]

[quote name='CrimsonKnight'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]he can sing,[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]OBJECTION.[/FONT]

[quote name='CrimsonKnight'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]how many times must i tell you that looks don't mean talent?!:animeangr[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]How many times have you so far? It looks like once, but I might have missed something. Besides, if you're chewing out Lunox over that, I can safely say she never suggested any such thing. Remember Sanjaya from American Idol? The Rock Star Formerly Known as Prince? Britney Spears? Yeah. [quote name='CrimsonKnight'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]as for the jonas brothers being cute, they are average. i mean, some of the boys i've seen are better looking than them, and they aren't even famous! yeesh! what is wrong with you people!?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] I'm not one to speak on this subject, being a guy myself and pretty confident in my heterosexuality. However, as they say, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Also, we seem to all be agreeing with you on the lameness of the trio Jonas, so I don't think there's anything wrong with us.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Get out of my thread, Deus Ex Uchiha. Real men don't need fancy shenanigan eyes in a fight. In fact... [IMG]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x266/SN1P3R_817/Kenpachi_Zaraki.jpg[/IMG] Real men don't even need both eyes.[/FONT]

[quote name='Dragon Warrior'][size=1]Thanks, Affleck :P It's good to know at least someone is thinking of me.[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]*Grab* Great to see ya, man! See folks, the true master has returned. Now I can [strike]retire and live in peace[/strike] continue my efforts as if nothing has changed. Really. That's what I meant to say. I'll even get a chapter in sometime this week. See if I don't. No, but it's great to see the Mage dance among us again. Stick around, dude.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/july1617/scar-trans.png[/IMG][/CENTER] It's not accidental. He just doesn't care.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Rock on, fellas. Guess what just came hot off the official site? [YOUTUBE="Official Trailer"]lFwFo2ejRMg[/YOUTUBE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"...Yes! Complete!" "Don't get too cocky, Jet," chided Shinori, "you know how our last jutsu invention exploded in our faces." "Yeah, you're right," agreed Jetsu, "but I'm positive this will work!" The sounds of a brutal clash filled the pairs ears. "Looks like we get to test that theory sooner than we thought, Jet." [CENTER]. . .[/CENTER] "Well, that's what we get for training in the middle of nowhere, Shin." "Looks like it," replied Shinori, "Well, at least we get in on some of the action. Let's see, Rock Lee. According to my Bingo Book, he's a class S criminal. I'm guessing a low class S, though. They still haven't updated the ranks for this stupid thing since all the criminals became Uchiha and the Kyuubi's underlings." "Would you two jut get down here and fight!" exclaimed Rizen. Shinori jumped down from the ledge. "Alright, I'm guessing we want no interference. That means Uzumaki's clones, as well. So if I can get the radius right, we can all gang up on him with no outside support or venue of escape. Let's do this. Flaming Arena!" A giant dome of fire engulfed the battlefield. When the formation was finished, the only people inside the hemisphere were the assassination team and Lee. "Nice going, Shin. That should make things a bit easier," remarked Draco. "Well, it's like Rizen was probably about to say, he can still open gates. Don't let your guard down just because he's the only one." Arimi looked at Shinori. "So what now?" "Well, I understand you're a taijutsu specialist. I'm no slouch myself, so if we double team him along with everyone else pitching in, we may be able to take him down. But first, Jetsu and I have a new trick we want to play around with. Ready, Jet?" "Ready, Shin! Earth!" shouted Jetsu. "Fire!" yelled Shinori. "Magma Clone no Jutsu!" they shouted in unison. At the sound of their voices, a mound of molten rock rose from the ground and appeared to stand up on its own. The material became more and more human-looking until... "Gai-sensei?" uttered a confused Lee. "How do you like that, Arimi-chan?" asked Jetsu, "We were trying for Captain Planet, but with only two elements, Maito Gai was all we could form." "Cut the wisecracks, Jet," sighed Shinori, "If you think about it, it's a perfect shape. It should confuse Lee a bit, plus if he gets that famous hug lock on him, the clone will instantly regenerate into molten lava and bake him like a pastry. Now let's do this thing!"[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Got some new games for my birthday, plus a few I haven't posted yet for DS. [B]Contact:[/B] 1461-7797-4445 [B]Advance Wars: Days of Ruin:[/B] 030213-987023 [B]Mario Kart DS:[/B] 536975-238962 [B]Digimon World: Dusk:[/B] 025894184241 By the way, due to some hiccup involving my modem and pre-owned games, it's going to be really hard to find a day where I can race you on Mario Kart.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I think they'll leave you alone if you don't have your net out. Or so I've heard, anyway. I haven't played in a while, but if I ever find a good hotspot nearby my house I'll start handing out my friend code. For some reason, my modem won't let any of the WiFi compatible games I've bought used through. I think it has something to do with trace data from another DS going online. It's weird how it doesn't affect other modems, as well as how all the new games will access.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://www.italway.it/lupin/music/lupin_iii-fisarmonica.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Investigate all you want. You'll never catch him. (True, you might retrieve whatever he was after, but...)[/FONT]

[quote name='Aberinkula'][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][SIZE="1"]Oh, I'm Christian too, I meant to point out that certain church >_> Westboro Baptist Church I believe. Ignorant bastards... And also the priests that say being gay is a sin, than they turn around and molest little boys... *sigh* I was just being too general Yeah I could use a burger as well :animesigh[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]'S all good. Just kinda lost my head there since I'm tired of morons like Phelps skewering people's opinions of the general Christian population.[/FONT]

[quote name='Aberinkula'][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][SIZE="1"]And also let's not forget the Christians... :animesigh[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Let's also not forget that Christians in general are nothing like Fred Phelps or any of those other radical morons who set their own standards, decide everyone else is scum and only quote the three passages from the Bible that support their stupid unchristian bigot ideals, all the while never even considering that the rest of the Bible tells them that they're more misguided than Hitler. Thanks for the generalization, Prem. Nice to know how the world views my kind. You know what I like? A good ol' fashioned American burger. In America![/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Shinori got up and dusted off his jacket. "So, Raizen. You were saying something about small teams?" "Oh, yeah. I was. Well, I think I'll pair you up with-" "Hold it right there, bossman. I'm not usually this insubordinate, but here's the thing. I'm with Jetsu, got it?" "Why?" "We know each other best. We've even developed techniques together. You want this operation to go smoothly? Here's an easy way to make it happen sooner." "Fine," said Raizen, "do what you have to." Shinori turned around. "Hey, Jet! Practice time. Come on." Jetsu moaned. "But Shin, I wanna stay with Arimi-cha-" "Get. Over. Here." breathed Shinori, "haul your lazy butt over here before I set your lungs on fire." "Fine. Just cut the threats already." "That's better. Come on, weren't we working on a new technique? I bet we can complete it within 2 hours!"[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I learned that I am a total nutjob. Also, a sense of humor can get you further in life than an Elementary school-level education.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Banditkeith-smirks.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Hello, Fellow Americans of OB. Bandit Keith here. As you all know, Today is the birthday of America, the greatest country in all the world including America. I understand that some of you are not Americans. Well guess what? You should move here and get your citizenship. Then you can stop being sissy wimps and start punching like real Americans! In America! Anyway, for all of you people who are in America right now, what did you do to say happy birthday to your great nation today? Did you watch the fireworks? Did you set off some fireworks? Did you get tossed in the can for setting off fireworks inside city limits? That's awesome! As for me, I tattooed the American flag to my American back like a true American! In America! [SIZE="1"]*Please note that this entire thread is tongue in cheek and not meant to offend anyone. After all, Keith is Canadian. However, the subject really is what you did for Independence Day.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]See, it still sucks to be you, Gavin. She's piqued my interest. Now I won't be able to sleep before seeing said picture. Now [I]that's[/I] funny.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://www.anime-gx.com/Les%20Miserables%20-%20Shoujo%20Cosette.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] I'll see your Shakespeare and raise you a butchering of a musical masterpiece. (Yes, that is anime Les Miserables. And from what I hear, it sucks.)[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Bleh. It's basically the same conclusion I'm drawing from the mistranslation, which is that Pein's just another puppet master. What happened, Kishi? You used to be so creative. What made you suck so bad?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Shinori stepped out of the storage area. "What's up, gu- Aw, crap. Yo, Jet, we missed the action!" "You serious? Who was it?" "The shark guy. Kisame, I think. Oh, well. This kind of fight wasn't very compatible with my chakra type, anyway. If it were that Kyuubi kid..." "I don't think so," interrupted Rizen, "That one's our final target and you remember that. Don't underestimate him because you have a chakra type advantage. He's a friggin' Jinchuuriki!" "Alright, alright. I get it. Just remember to wake me up next time there's a party going on. I need the exercise. So what now, fearless leader?" [size=1]OOC: Yeah. Its' short. I don't feel very creative right now and I have to go soon anyway.[/size][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://kenshinxue.com/images/Himura_Kenshin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] In a recent poll, 3 recurring female characters found that the scar only added to his sex appeal. And he's a redhead.[/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]As much as I absolutely adore Chrono Trigger, I'd rather have a sequal.[/color][/QUOTE][FONT="Comic Sans MS"] There was Chrono Cross back in 2000. Do you mean another one or did you not like it?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Found it. Still fresh, too. Only a couple of months old. Anyway, Happy birthday, Japan_86. Also, Happy birthday to me. Wild coincidence, eh? It's like Adam and James, but with a 5 year gap instead of one.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://uk.geocities.com/kuroba_aron/sanji.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] Screw symmetry, I have curly eyebrows![/FONT]