The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER][IMG]http://ca.geocities.com/digi_josied6/images/Parrotmon.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] My giant anime bird destroys entire city blocks and has the unseen muscles to drive a helmeted dinosaur of roughly the same size straight through a walking bridge in Tokyo's residential district.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Shinori looked around. He wasn't too low on supplies, he hardly used that kind of thing, anyway. Still, it's always best to prepare for the worst, and the worst was exactly what everyone in that shop was targeting. "Can I help you, Sonny?" Shinori looked down again to see the shopkeeper staring at him. "Sure, Gramps. I'll start out with about 10 shuriken, 20 soldier pills, 3 emergency rations and 2 chakra blades. I also need one summoning scroll each for pigeon, chicken, pig and cat." The shopkeeper went into the back to fetch the supplies. Shinori turned to Jetsu. "So what's your take on this whole thing, Jet?" Jetsu shrugged. "You know me, Shin." "Yeah, yeah. You're in it for the girls. Jeez, I hope you don't end up fighting that Haruno chick. I hear she'll punch a hole through your skull if you just look at her wrong." By this time, the shopkeeper had returned. He handed Shinori his supplies and looked at him intently. "Anything else?" Shinori thought for a moment. "What do you have in the way of swords?" "I've got just the thing, hold on," replied the shopkeeper, returning to the backroom. He was back in moments with a large black case in tow. "I think you will find this to be exactly what you're looking for." The case was nothing special, but the contents were extraordinary. The brown sheath lay slightly below the elegant and finely crafted short blade. The hilt was wrapped in dark leather and there was a single ruby inlaid right in the middle of it. "Its name is White Phoenix," stated the shopkeeper, "It was once owned by one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist." "Pefect. Thank you very much," replied Shinori, paying for his acquisitions and fastening the sword to his back. "Nothing else, then? No exploding tags or anything?" Shinori smiled. "Exploding tags?" He pulled a small piece of wood out of his pocket, tossed it deftly into the air and pointed at it with two fingers. A thin stream of fire ejected from the fingers, which burst into very large flames on contact with the wood block. "I think I've got it covered."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]No hotlinking, you hooligan. (yeah, yeah. I'm guilty too.)[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I got a chuckle out of all of them (yeah, even Prem's, unfortunately.) I gotta give it to Chibi-Master this time around, though.[/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]I am listening to anything I can get my hands on right now that [I][B]isn' Country[/B][/I]. I am deluged?inundated, even?with that stuff at work every day for six hours, and on top of that it's the same twenty-odd dad-blasted songs.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Sounds like our two local Christian radio stations. I've basically been sticking to the oldies stations lately. Mostly because they have Earth Wind and Fire among other awesome bands, but also because I'm tired of listening to Casting Crowns' latest mediocre offering fifty times a day.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="1"]Da[/SIZE] Da [SIZE="3"]Da[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]DUUUUM![/SIZE] You got the Press Release! Scroll down to read it. when you use this item, it will probably make you very happy. [quote]CHRONO TRIGGER Returns! The Timeless Classic Teleports to Nintendo DS This Holiday Season LOS ANGELES, CA USA Journey Through Time with the RPG Masterpiece that Started It All LOS ANGELES, July 2 /PRNewswire/ ? Square Enix, Inc., the publisher of Square Enix(TM) interactive entertainment products in North America, announced today that it will release CHRONO TRIGGER(R) in North America this Holiday season. Remastered exclusively for Nintendo DS(TM), this marks the first time that the groundbreaking RPG will be available on a handheld console. Originally released in 1995 on Super NES(R) and shipping more than 2.5 million copies worldwide, CHRONO TRIGGER has been hailed as one of the greatest games of all time by critics and fans alike. With a unique and multifaceted storyline, the game revolutionized the world of RPGs with never-before-seen features, including an unprecedented soundtrack and multiple endings determined by side quests and the player's actions. With artwork by famed manga artist Akira Toriyama and an unprecedented and inspiring musical score created by Yasunori Mitsuda, CHRONO TRIGGER represents the best-in-class of the video game world. This newly revamped edition maintains all of the game's original elements and spirit while introducing the portability, dual-screen presentation and Touch-Screen functionality of Nintendo DS. Players will soon be able to rediscover the exhilarating RPG experience, breathtaking storyline and innovative gameplay in the palm of their hands. STORY When a newly developed teleportation device malfunctions at the Millennial Fair, young Crono must travel through time to rescue his misfortunate companion from an intricate web of past and present perils. The swashbuckling adventure that ensues soon unveils an evil force set to destroy the world, triggering Crono's race against time to change the course of history and bring about a brighter future. FEATURES ? A masterpiece with an engaging and unparalleled storyline, leading to the discovery of multiple epic conclusions to a journey that transcends time ? An unprecedented and inspiring musical score created by Yasunori Mitsuda ? Intriguing battle system made possible by the unique combination of the Active Time Battle system and Tech skills ? Famed character designer Akira Toriyama lends his signature art style to create the vibrant world that has captivated gamers around the world ? Taking advantage of the Nintendo DS hardware, CHRONO TRIGGER makes its way onto the portable platform with all-new dual screen presentation and Touch-Screen functionality ? A brand new dungeon and a Wireless Play mode adds exciting new dimensions to this timeless classic CHRONO TRIGGER has not yet been rated. Please visit the Entertainment Software Rating Board website at [url]http://www.esrb.org[/url] for more information about ratings. The official website can be found at [url]http://na.square-enix.com/ctds[/url].[/quote][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, spoiler's out. Guess what the frog says? [spoiler]"There is no real one."[/spoiler] My thoughts: [SIZE="4"][B][I][U]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/U][/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I'm looking at your list and I seem to notice you have a decent tolerance for the typical shonen. I'm going to recommend a couple of staples of that genre you seem to have missed. -Dragon Ball (start at the beginning. Z isn't quite as awesome.) -One Piece (it can be slow at times, though. Give this one a few episodes and DON'T GET THE 4KIDS DUB.) Also, I'm recommending Lupin III. It's not exactly mainstream and it's from the 70's, but I don't know anyone who doesn't like it. Decently funny and it's always something new. Oh, and if you're open to a bit of light reading, I suggest you check out the Fullmetal Alchemist manga. While the anime was decent, it was nowhere near as good as the manga. I guess that's what they get for starting too soon and catching up to the original too fast. Much better storyline and some really cool characters the anime never got around to showing.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]First rule of maturity: you know you've matured if you can acknowledge your own immaturity. Anyway, I can't speak for after high school, but my personal philosophy is life is only as horrible as you let it be. If you go into life expecting it to suck, it will suck like a Hoover. I'm not saying to go through life wearing rose-colored glasses, but Earth is a pretty nice place if you don't focus too much on what's wrong with it. As for friends, there's usually some way to keep in touch in this day and age. Be it eMail, phone, visits or even [strike]*shudder*[/strike] MySpace. For the ones you do end up losing contact with, it's sad but inevitable. However, wherever you are, there's always people around. It's almost hard not to make friends sometimes. Unless you move to the mountains and become some freaky hermit. Then you can hang with the rabbits or something, I guess. Maybe they'll teach you some sweet Kung-Fu moves.[/FONT]

[quote name='silpheedpilot'][SIZE="1"][COLOR="SlateGray"]Is Chrono Trigger good or something?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Heh. Heheh. Lissen ta dis guy. [size=1]No, I'm kidding. Don't mean to sound condescending or anything. But yes, CT is basically regarded as one of the best old-school RPGs out there. I've only played a bit, but I love what I've played.[/size][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Curses. Beaten by 7 minutes. But yeah. This is pretty much one of the greatest gaming-related triumphs of mankind. I've been meaning to finish this game, but if this is going on, I may wait until the release of this since I'm not sure if I still have my old file.[/FONT]

[quote name='Raiha'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]By your logic nobody can be smart AND beautiful, so the smart people would be very ugly. And society might not like them enough to let them be rich.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]But the smart people can invent hologram machines or give themselves plastic surgery somehow. So smart for me. Good thing I never had to choose. ;)[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Zantetsuken, foo'. [CENTER][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3e/Goemon.jpg/230px-Goemon.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Finally, something worthy of my blade.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Here's the deal. At least from my experience, living in North Mexico and going to school in a largely gang-related territory, I've found that most gangsters become such due to family problems and other such things. A gang is pretty much a family to some people. If not, it's as close as a lot of 'em are gonna get, since their parents don't care. Others join because they're tired of getting pushed around. Anyway, the point is people join gangs for psychological reasons, not because Wal-Mart's having a sale on red bandannas.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://jessenoller.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/vader-fail.jpg[/IMG] These Vader macros get better every time.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"1,700th?" "Yeah. What about it?" challenged Desireè. "Oh, nothing," responded Bob, "it's just, ya know, anime and manga hasn't existed that long." "Hey, Bob. You know what you can do right now? You can shut up before I force nitroglycerin down your throat. Would you like that?" "Man, you can get pretty scary sometimes." "And pervy!" chimed in Chibi. "Would you guys settle down back there? We're almost there!" shouted Nuck. Everyone looked down at the continent below. It really did look like a boot. "Wait," Tall Square thought out loud, "how high up are we?" "Why do you ask?" "If we can see the shape of Italy, we'd pretty much have to be in space." "Oh. Yeah. Good thing I equipped this thing with air tanks, huh?" laughed Nuck. "Crap. Nuck, the plan was to parachute into the con!" shouted Bob, "I am not jumping out of a plane that is no longer in a breathable atmosphere!" "Relax, Bob! This baby's full of surprises! For example, if I pull this lever..." The plane dropped. Fast. "Nuck, I'm going to walk across the ceiling here into the cockpit and use the last of my strength just before suffocating to impale you on that lever you just pulled!" fumed Bob. Nuck pushed the lever back. The plane's descent was instantly halted. "How's everybody feeling?" he asked. "Well Bob looks a little banged up..." stated Chibi. "Oh, don't worry your little heads about me. It's nothing twenty years with a chiropractor won't fix..." [CENTER]. . .[/CENTER] "Aw, the Frenchies beat us here!" grumbled Chibi. "Not surprising at all," said Bob, "in fact, I kind of anticipated this." "Why's that, oh intrepid adventurer?" asked Desireè. "Simple. Look at this map here..." [CENTER][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/countries_europe_mapjpgJPEGImage118.png[/IMG] [I]Must've been some walk.[/I][/CENTER] "Oh, right. France shares a border," replied Tall Square. "Exactly. Now, what to do about them now that they're here..."[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Isshin Kurosaki says: Who needs traps? The best way to teach your child a lesson is to beat the crap out of 'em yourself! [CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q52/gundamkira/chara_img.gif[/IMG][/CENTER][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]ROXS! Lesse what we got here... Aha! [center][IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/AHFramed11267.jpg[/IMG][/center][/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]And last I checked, I speak English. I'm not going to suddenly change to a different language in the middle of my sentence like some sort of bizarre Russian version of a weeaboo. That just wouldn't be kawaii.[/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Train me in your ways.[/FONT]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']Aceburner, you joined the fanclub, by doing so, you gave Des full rights to quote and humiliate you whenever he feels like it. So, you're out of luck pal.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh. Y'see, I thought it was some kind of hidden clause stating that I had sold my soul by signing up for the site. Glad to see I kept my freedom for a while after that. [strike]Totally worth it, though.[/strike][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Say what you will. I will never leave this fanclub. This is sheer genius, especially the NAPS thing. And it's become quite obvious that the Love Shack joke is here to stay. I don't remember signing any documents saying you could quote me, though.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]No problem! The Worlds are more or less a new blogging system Adam had set up for the release of Version Vibrant. It's designed to be easier to use than MyO, but because of that it's a little more limited. However, it is possible to make a very good-looking World with the available options.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That's the problem. You're trying to update MyOtaku, am I right? If that's the case, what you need is this: Go to myotaku.com (not theotaku. This is very important,) and sign in. After your settings load, you should be in the MyOtaku backroom. From here, go to "Edit Styles" in the sidebar. Once there, copy and paste the URL of the image you want to use and set the hex code of main background color, site border color, inner background color and menu color to "#XXXXXX". Now click "submit changes" to save your work.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://shikinka.joueb.com/images/naruto_itachi0025_t.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]*eye pluck*[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Alright, I need two, but I could have used one if I could find it. [CENTER][IMG]http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/Y/yugiohchick92/1082214426_oucutieyou.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://br.geocities.com/darshubrasil/reviews_yu_gi_oh_07.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]We're tormenting you![/I][/FONT]