The Spectacular Professor

[quote name='Raiha'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Because we all know that while he sees his minio- I mean you people on occasion. He has to come home every night to me. [b]ME.[/b][/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And that is the greatest joy of all. I'm so glad my fictional counterpart is single. So anyway, what else can we pile onto this conspiracy theory? Is he constructing a spaceport shaped like a smiley face in the loading bay? Is Harrison Ford going o work at Wal-Mart when he retires and become a figurehead for the abused employee alliance? Does an aged Kermit the Frog live in the Gardening department, teaching people how to use mythological forces of nature? Will there be 2 lackluster prequels and one really awesome one?[/FONT]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']These girls are trying to figure out why you would even consider Kagome cool when she's so old news and overdone. Epic fail on your part. =P[/quote] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Fun fact: I actually totally hate her. But [I]this[/I] girl already knew that. And she can't get drunk because she'd still retain enough awareness of her surroundings to drive in the Indy 500 under such conditions. [IMG]http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u319/doubleblader/nagato.jpg[/IMG][/FONT]

[IMG]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4248/kagome1ld2.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Nice bow. Wanna see mine?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Japanese Bruce Willis approves of salad. You should too![/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, the teaser at the end says we get to know what Pein's secret is next chapter, which is really all I care about right now. This is encouraging. As for the code, I think the key might be Jiraya's first book. Of course, I would find it mildly amusing if the solution happened to be the first letter (or kanji, whatever) of various female villagers possessing bust sizes equal to the numbers written. But it would only be a little funny.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://www.fanboy.com/images/anime2007-02luckystar.jpg[/IMG] This shonen anime is immune, as it is disguised as shojo on the outside.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/aselia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cless_Alvein.gif/200px-Cless_Alvein.gif[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Running around in a speedo is a very impractical battle tactic.[/FONT]

[quote name='SunfallE'][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]I would be surprised if it really was being considered though, that kind of thing never works.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Never stopped 'em from setting an age limit to buy spray paint. How am I supposed to create stylish airbrush designs to advertise businesses for people now? Then again, you can sniff spray paint. But you can strangle people with bandannas, too. I guess that's a moot point.[/FONT]

[quote name='Boo'][size=1]When I first saw the Thief and the Cobbler I was so amazed, but I couldn't find out more about the movie anymore. I'm so happy I saw this post.

[quote name='chibi-master']No, [I]you've[/I] got it all wrong!The real culprit is,...SASUKE!!![/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I want you to clear out your desk by 3. :p No, but I doubt Sasuke has time to run an organization as evil as Wal-Mart. He's too busy using his brand new Mango Shenanigan eyes to mess with peoples heads and defy all logic with his choices of vengeful paths to take.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="1"]Alright, folks. here it is. Sorry if it's a little campy. I just watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. I'm hoping too much of the weird didn't rub off.[/SIZE] [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]-Part 3-[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] ?Anyway, witness. I think we?ve learned enough of your identity,? stated Gavin, ?Now what have you done with the plans?? ?Well I-? began Joey, ?Er, wait. What?? ?I?m sorry. Please tell us what you witnessed.? ?Oh, right. Well, I saw this thing comin? out of the sky, it had-? ?Alright, alright. We know. People eater. Please get on with it,? Ace snapped. ?Wait, People Eater?? Joey seemed puzzled. ?Yeah. We already have the report from Mr. Aberinkula?s account,? said Ace, ?You saw a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater, correct?? ?Umm, no,? replied Joey, ?I actually didn?t. The thing I saw was grayish and I?m pretty sure it had two eyes.? Ace smirked. ?Just as I thought!? ?Care to elaborate, Mr. O?Turney?? asked the Judge. ?Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, the Defense would like to present this evidence to the courtroom!? exclaimed Ace, passing up the book Chibi had brought him. The judge accepted it. Taking a glance at the title, her brow furrowed. ?Death Note?? ?Yes, your Honor. You see, this series involves a God of Death Known as a Shinigami. His name is Ryuk. He?s grayish, has two eyes, possesses spiky hair which may be mistaken for a horn, and most importantly,? Ace paused dramatically, ??He can fly!? Pandemonium struck. The Jurors began to mutter to one another. Loudly. ?Order! Order in the court!? ?Objection!? yelled Gavin, ?There are two very strong reasons your theory is complete hogwash! The first is that the book you just presented is a work of fiction!? Ace shrugged, ?Almost everything in our world comes from various works of fiction. Your point?? ?Fine. However, that still doesn?t absolve the fact that even in the story, the character in question cannot be seen except by the human possessing his Death Note.? The Judge was curious. ?Hold on a moment. What is this ?Death Note? you two keep going on about?? ?Let me explain, Your Honor,? offered Ace, ?The Death Note in the story is basically a Notebook that grants death to anyone whose name is written in it.? ?I see. Wait!? the Judge shouted, ?That means if the witness saw this creature, he would more than likely be the murderer! Are you accusing the witness, Mr. O?Turney?!? ?No, Your Honor, I merely presented the evidence to prove that something was seen that night. However, it cant have been the alleged Purple People Eater, since Mr. Haku obviously saw something completely different. Nor could it have been a Shinigami, or Mr. Aberinkula would not have seen it. Now picture this: ?It?s close to midnight, something evil?s lurkin? from the dark. Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart. You try to scream, but therror takes the sound before you make it. You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, you?re paralyzed! ?Cuz this is thril-? ?Not in my courtroom, please,? said the Judge, ?Your point?? ?Obviously there was some form of creature at the scene that night. I would like to postpone the trial so this matter may be investigated more thoroughly.? ?Agreed,? replied the Judge, ?I?ve had enough of these shenanigans for one day. Court is adjourned.?[/FONT]

[quote name='boothten'][size=1]Ah, yes, of course. His name is Giovanni. He's the leader of little-known team known as Team Rocket. Team Rocket owns Wal-Mart, obviously. The evidence is obvious![/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You've got it all wrong. Dr. Claw owns Wal-Mart. Quick, Brain! We gotta tell Uncle Gadget![/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Bob smiled. "Score!" "What's up, Bob?" asked Chibi. "Hehehe, Pete just made a huge mistake. We've hit the big time, folks!" "Alright, I'll bite. What's on the paper?" inquired Desireè. "You know that map Pete and the Frenchies just took off with? Guess what? He was in too much of a hurry to notice that half of it was missing!" "No way! Seriously?!" "Exactly, TS. Not only that, this is the half with the 'X' on it. They've failed big time! All we need to do is figure out what country's name ends with a 'Y' and is shaped like a boot." "Denmark?" Bob glared at Nuck. "Sorry. I've just always wanted to visit Denmark." "That settles it! Comeon, gang! We're off to Italy!" "Where in Italy?" asked Chibi. "The Roman Coliseum. Little known fact; the first ever anime convention was held there. All witnesses were subsequently executed, but there have been traces of Doujin found lying in the dust on the coliseum floor. That may be where our card is!"[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://yugiohetc.com/images/tea_gardner.gif[/IMG] This Japanese School-age girl is one of the few who doesn't spend every waking minute wearing a schoolgirl uniform.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You sure? I could swear they funded the secret order of Nazi ninjas somewhere in eastern Canada. That and they play company games of puppy football. No gang support, though.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B][I][U][SIZE="3"]SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILER[/SIZE][/U][/I][/B] [YOUTUBE="Sock Puppets: Crystal Skull"]Y4Rr_JSd0gk[/YOUTUBE] That's pretty much it. Even as someone who liked the movie, I found it hilarious.[/FONT]

[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="DarkGreen"][FONT="Book Antiqua"][I]*whacks Aceburner*[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I won't deny it. I deserved that. I'll start writing later tonight.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sojiro47'][FONT="Book Antiqua"] Keith Howard=Yugi-oh=Dualist kingdom=United Kingdom= Horse riding sports=Seabiscuit......Booya.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Actually, mine was Keith Howard>Marik Ishtar>Fictional Characters with Multiple Personalities>Green Goblin>Spider-Man>Tobey Macguire>Seabiscuit. Of course, you got it in less that 6 degrees, so I guess you win even more. Anyway: Panic! at the Disco>Sports Illustrated>Arnold Schwarzenegger>List of American Film Actors> "Ch" >Chuck Norris. Now, then. Harry Potter>Quartz.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Hey guys I can't wait for number 5. [YOUTUBE="GH5 Trailer Totally Legit Homes."]bHCDa337kzI[/YOUTUBE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd234/Acebecool22/-l.jpg[/IMG] L knows all your secrets. Even the life-giving ones.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Paper Mario>Mario>Super Mario Bros. Super Show>List of Animated Series Based on Videogames>Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog>Scratch and Grounder. Now, link Keith Howard to Seabiscuit (film).[/FONT]

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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Spoilers:[/FONT] [quote=Narutofan][spoiler][SIZE="1"]綱手「このカエルの中に忍を一人拘束している」地面の小さなカエルを指差す Tsunade: There?s a ninja who?s trapped inside this frog. *She points to the little frog on the ground ナルトが中忍試験受けた時の一時試験の監督(名前忘れまんした)「自来也様から話は前もって受 けてました」 「では大きくなってくれ」 *Guy from the Chuunin exams whose name nobody can remember: ?We already heard about things from Jiraiaya-sama (as in, Jiraiya told them he might send them someone for interrogation before he left). (Talking to the frog) Please grow for us.? ～回想～ *Flashback じい様カエルがナルト達に自来也が無茶をしてしまったと伝える *The old frog tells Naruto and everybody that Jiraiya was acting reckless じい様カエル「逃げようと思えば逃げられたかもしれないが命と引き換えに暗号を残した」「お前 らにたくした んじゃ」 Old Frog: If he wanted to escape he probably could have but he traded his life to leave that code. He left things up to you all. 回想終わり *End of flashback 綱手の足元にいたカエル大きくなってる *The frog near Tsunade grows. 綱手「手荒でかまわん。全て聞き出せ」 *Tsunade: Be as rough as you like, I don?t really care. Just get all the information you can out of him. ナルトの中忍(ry「そのつもりです」 Guy from Chuunin exams: It?s our intention to do so. ～検死室３～ *Meanwhile at Autopsy Room 3 死体解剖が始まる *They begin examining the dead body (presumably the Pein body as seen in the spoiler pic) また場面は変わる *Scene change again ～暗号班～ *The Code Group しかまる「どうすか？」 Shikamaru: So how is it? おじさん「木の葉の暗号じゃないね。どのアルゴリズムにも適応せんから」「自来也様がギリギリ 残したって事 は複雑な暗号ではないと思うが」 Older man: It?s not a Konoha code. None of our algorithms work on it. Jiraiya-sama barely managed to leave the code for us so I wouldn?t think it would just be some random code? しかまる「解読できるんすか？」 Shikamaru: Can you decipher it? シホ「ぶっちゃけ鍵を知らないと無理です！」 Shiho (lady with glasses in the spoiler pic): To be frank, we won?t be able to do it without the key. しかまる「鍵？」 Shikamaru: Key? どうやら自来也の事をよく知る人物なら伝わるかもしれないらしい *Apparently the code might make sense to someone who knew Jiraiya well しかまる「だとすると(五代目かカカシ先生か?)」「ありがとうございました。また何かあった ら伺いますん で」 Shikamaru: Then that means (the Fifth Hokage or Kakashi-sensei?) Thank you for your help. I will be back if I hear anything else. シホしかまるの後ろ姿を惚れ惚れした顔で見つめる *Shiho stares at Shikmaru as he?s walking away as if she?s in love. ～外～ *Outside まずはカカシに暗号を聞きに行く *Shikamaru goes to ask Kakashi first about the code カカシ「この106って数字は確か???」 Kakashi: This 106, this number was? ～回想～ *Flashback 自来也「106だのぉ」 Jiraiya: It?s 106. カカシ「なにがです？」 Kakashi: What is? 自来也「106センチ」 Jiraiya: 106 cm. 綱手の胸を見る二人 *They both look at Tsunade?s breasts (her bust size is apparently 106 cm ? see the spoiler pic). ～回想終わり～ *End of flashback カカシ「???いや違うな」 Kakashi:?that can?t be it. しかまる「？」 Shikamaru: ? カカシはわからないから五代目かナルトの所に行けと言うが五代目もわからなかったらしい *Kakashi doesn?t know so he tells Shikamaru to go ask the Fifth Hokage but she didn?t know either ～ナルト自宅～ *Meanwhile at Naruto?s house ピンポーン *Ding-dong (doorbell) ナルト「しかまるか」 Naruto: Oh, Shikamaru. しかまる「とりあえず上がっていいか？」 Shikamaru: Hey, can I just come in? しかまる「なんかわかったか？」 Shikamaru: Did you figure anything out? ナルトは上の空でしかまるの質問に答えない *Naruto?s likely spacing out by staring up and ignoring Shikamaru?s question しかまるにちょっと付き合えと言われ一緒に病院に行く *Shikamaru asks Naruto to come with him and they both go to the hospital 病院の入り口で二人で待ってると紅が出てくる *As they wait outside the hospital Kurenai comes out 妊娠していたのだ *Kurenai's pregnant (was pregnant). 紅と別れる *They then leave Kurenai しかまる「あの子はオレの弟子になる」 Shikamaru: That kid?s going to be my student. ナルト「！」 Naruto: ! 「アスマから託された子だ」「オレも師を無くしてっからお前の気持ちもわかるが」「うじうじしても始まらね えだろ」「とっくにそんな立場じゃねえんだよ」 Shikamaru: Asuma left that kid in my hands. I lost my teacher too so I know how you?re feeling but nothing will get started if you just keep moping around. Especially at a time like this. ナルト「どういうことだってばよ」 Naruto: What do you mean? 鹿「オレは重要な事から下らないこと色々託された」「お前だってそうだろ。俺たちもそろそろな んじゃねえか ？」 Shikamaru: I?m put in charge of important things as well as totally meaningless tasks. I know you are too. We?re going to have to do that at some point, right? ナルト「なにがだよ？」 Naruto: Do what? 鹿「託される側から託す側にならね～とよ。めんどくせーけどそうも言ってられねえ」 Shikamaru: Go from being left to take care of things to leaving things for people to take care of. It?s a pain in the *** but we can?t complain about it. 鹿「お前もラーメンおごる側になるしナルト先生とか呼ばれんだからよ。いつまでもガキじゃいら れねえ」 Shikamaru: You?re gonna have to be the one to treat people to ramen because you?ll be the one called teacher. You can?t just be a kid forever. 「遊馬や自来也様みてえなかっけー忍になりてえならよ」 Shikamaru: Especially if you want to be a cool ninja like Asuma and Jiraiya-sama. ナルト自来也を思い出す *Naruto remembers Jiraiya 口許が笑うナルト *Naruto smiles 鹿「しっかりしろよな??お前にはやることがあるんだからよ」 Shikamaru: Get yourself together?you have things to take care of too. 以上です *End of chapter[/SIZE][/spoiler][/quote] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It's nice to see a Naruto chapter with Naruto in it sometimes. Another plus: 100% less Uchiha! [spoiler]Kishi, just get to whatever the deal is with Pein already, man. That's really all we care about. Oh, and try not to make it suck.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[quote name='Alucard']Aceburner: I may have to try One Piece, everyone rates it so highly but I have always avoided it due to its very distinct art style.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Go for it. Just remember, though. It takes a few chapters to pick up the pace. Also, stay away from the 4Kids English dub of the anime. It is, in the politest way possible, not an accurate representation of the original. On topic: anyone read that last chapter? It seems our Edward is always in the wrong place at the right time. :p[/FONT]

[quote name='Alucard']So what's the deal, we all Naruto and Bleach fans here?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Nah, not so much with Naruto. It's okay, but it's been weak enough for a while that we tend slam Kishimoto more than go "Oh, cool. More Sharingan." As for Bleach, I'm not sure since I haven't read it. Most of the folks 'round here are actually watching some of the less mainstream stuff, like Lucky Star or Gankutsuou. Anyway, yeah, I love this series. This and One Piece are my two main ongoing series right now. It's a pity that not so many people read the manga. As far as I'm concerned, the story is infinitely superior to the anime. Plus this had Olivia Milla Armstrong, which is like 20 trillion coolness points alone.[/FONT]