The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Patron saint of lechers? Peh. [IMG]http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/dragon-ball-master-roshi.jpg[/IMG] Go back to bed, kid. This is pro's work.[/FONT]

[quote name='Alucard']Hey which chapter does Hiashi indicate that Hanabi was being considered for head over Hinatai?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Is it wrong for me to find your misspelling of "Hinata" hilarious? [SIZE="1"](My eyes were basically drawn to the letters "H,n,t,a,i.")[/SIZE] I don't remember the exact chapter, but it was in a flashback during the Chuunin exams sometime during the Neji vs. Hinata fight. It showed her being assigned to Kurenai for training. Hiashi said something about her being a disappointment compared to her younger sister.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://kaibacorp-i2.org/images/Otogi-ep46-smugishCUs.jpg[/IMG] No one's prettier than Duke Devlin. Look at him. See how pretty he is? I want to run my fingers through his hair. And I'm just text on a message board. Now without further ado, please enjoy your crappy anime image battle.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Speak o' the devil. Raven Symone's on Celebrity Family Feud. What're the odds?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Miley Cyrus is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. She at least has that going for her, even though I dislike her music. Raven Symone was cute on the Cosby show. Then she got Disney'd and they came out with That's so Raven, which I'm convinced is some kind of Communist Nazi KKK Political party you dislike torture device.[/font]

[IMG]http://www.animesector.com/animesector/Naruto/ebisu.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Such a juvenile technique will not work on me! [size=1]*nosebleed*[/size][/FONT]

[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503f86]*counterattack* The pairing is not canon; people are far too quick to place stigma on any kind of personal interaction. Do you fancy everyone you talk to? No. With that same logic you can argue that Iruka blatantly fancies Naruto.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Yeah, I was kidding. I'm just pretty much acting like a moron for no particular reason, though the Iruka example is slightly flawed since he's a little more of a big brother/father figure, whereas Zabuza was basically Haku's reason for living. Now if we were on the subject of Orochimaru... Anyway, Chibi: From my understanding, the clan leadership position is mostly a birthright. The only exceptions seem to be if the firstborn is too weak or dies before they can take over. Hinata was considered weak, so at the time she was assigned to Kurenai it was Hanabi who was being considered. The only way Neji would get it is probably if both Hinata and Hanabi died before having children and Hiashi had no more children. Also, Neji's name doesn't begin with an "H." This is clearly an important factor, especially since his father's name did.[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"][B]Zabuza and Haku[/B] Firstly, *whacks Ace up-side the head* No yaoi pairings in this thread, I have to go through enough of them when trying to find a good fanfiction already.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It doesn't count if the pairing is canon. *shot* Anyway, I'm pretty sure Neji will never be able to succeed the Main Branch of the Hyuuga clan. From the way I understand, the branch family's only purpose is to keep the main family alive. They're basically the forced bodyguards, so they're never considered candidates. The only exception is Hanabi, who was considered because Hinata's father thought Hinata was too weak to inherit the position. Of course, that shouldn't be much of an issue anymore since she's become a pretty competent ninja now. Nowhere near Neji's level, but she'd probably make a decent heir now.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Guy from SNL skit: This is quite a predicament fer tha bears. We havta get out there and save 'im! But to do that, we need to go down tha stairs. Other guys from SNL skit: *gulp* Tha Stairs.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/LuckyStarCharacterSong_Hiyori.jpg/200px-LuckyStarCharacterSong_Hiyori.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Better moe glasses. Plus she pairs her friends up in yuri doujins.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com/truveo/images/thumbnails/2E/7C/2E7C077A6157AE.jpg[/IMG] LOG. Sorry, bucko. That wasn't Kakashi you attacked.[/FONT]

[quote name='Alucard']P.S More hinata would be cool, I hate how the series focus's so heavily on sharingan yet blatantly overlooks Byakugan. I think (more like hope) Hinata will become the true successor of the clan overpowering Neji. This will most likely happen after Naruto being the pure idiot he is give an insipirational speech to her that will send her power level rocketing over 9000!!!.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]It is kind of funny how that works out, since waaaay back in the Chuunin Exams (I think,) Kakashi stated that Byakugan was more powerful (Of course, now we have the Rinnengan to deal with, which is even more powerful.) Then Kishi proceeded to advance the Sharingan to surpass the Byakugan by doing everything the Byakugan can do plus infringe copyrights and see the future. And seeing as how Neji got screwed on that deal at the birth of his father, The only thing keeping Hinata from being head of the Hyuuga clan is her little sister, who being younger also got screwed by fate.[/FONT]

[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503f86]Tenten did have that three-second match against Temari during the Chuunin Exam saga. It was more or less 'Look Tenten's fighting next oh she's unconscious', though.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Pretty much. It was basically just a "hey, this girl's pretty strong. She beat one of Lee's teammates." Then again, it didn't get the point across well since no one had ever seen her in action up to that point.[/FONT]

[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503F86]Hinata barely did anything even in the first story arc. I'd like to see her being put at the forefront a bit more.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Hinata and Tenten. The most underdeveloped characters in the series. Hinata, let's see... She has a crush on Naruto (can't imagine why,) she is considered to be one of the weakest in her clan despite being the heir and she has confidence issues. That's all we know as far as I remember, which is sad because she's one of the most likable characters in the series. Tenten is even worse, of course. We know she's on Gai's team and she appears to specialize in weapons. That's it. We haven't even seen her fight. We barely know what kind of personality she has. She's spoken three times and her only 2 fights didn't get shown. I wish Kishi would use his characters after making them.[/FONT]

[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503f86]:rolleyes: You've ruined the noble tragedy of Haku and Zabuza forever. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#503f86]I hope you're happy.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#503f86]But Neji is blatantly so uptight because he doesn't want anyone to realise HE'S SEEN THEM ALL NAKED.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Ecstatic.:p No, but those guys were awesome. Even more so for the fact that they were 2 of the only 3 actual ninjas in this series, the other being Shikamaru. That arc was pretty good. And yeah, I'm kind of glad Jiraya didn't have Byakugan.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]'Kay, so I pulled a marathon a couple days ago and read the entire series so far. After catching up, I can honestly say that Good Guy Itachi isn't nearly as interesting as back when we all thought he was a murderous sadistic sociopath. I've also noticed that Kishimoto tends to like to put his villains in a tragic hero position right before having them gutted. An example was Orochimaru's first "death," where they showed the flashback of him at his parents' grave. Kishi obviously wanted his jutsu obsession to look like a misguided quest to bring back his family, but then you sit back and realize he created his own village for the sole purpose of attracting human guinea pigs to torture, maim and inhabit. That pretty much ruins the attempted redemption right there. Also, anyone else notice how most of the guys in this series are either gay or perverts? Notable examples: -Haku and Zabuza. Sure, this was kind of obvious, but it's fun to note how one of the coolest characters let a young, incredibly feminine looking boy travel with him for the sole purpose of being able to take advantage of the special things Haku can do with his body. -Neji. Byakugan sees [I]all.[/I] Anyway, I could really care less about Sauce-Kay and his Nuclear Sharingan right now. I want to know what's up with Pein. Surely Jiraya's last sacrifice was worth something.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Alex Louis Armstrong, huh? I have the perfect thing. [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/FullMetalAlchemist65page22-OneManga.png[/IMG] Olivia Milla Armstrong, his big sister. She's smarter, sexier, stronger and the only reason you should need to start reading the manga instead of just watching the anime that doesn't have her in it.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Your pimp cape is no match for my MC Hammer pants (Naruto Abridged reference!) [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j302/Surami-Fox/Random%20Naruto/zabuza.jpg[/IMG][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Finally, a stupid contest! There's only one sure-fire winner here! [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60/Sakura-YYH/eg17_xb.jpg[/IMG] Kuwabara smash![/FONT]

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/BUSOURENKIN.JPG[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Bigger sword, already dead, plus he was created by Nobuhiro Watsuki.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Okay, kids. Find everything that's just. plain. wrong with this picture! Can you do it? [SIZE="1"](Hint: It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]When it comes to manga centered around young girls, there's one clear-cut winner in a who has more cats contest: [IMG]http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/05/Yotsuba01.jpg[/IMG] Also: FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM! FARM![/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I just got done catching up to Naruto. While it's not quite as bad as some people make it out to be, [spoiler]Itachi being a good guy in the end kind of ruined his character for me. Also, I miss Jiraya.[/spoiler] My mom just got Netflix, so I may pop a few Miyazaki movies into our queue.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]That looks like: [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Poromon.jpg[/IMG] Who later becomes: [IMG]http://www.dma.wtw-x.net/DMA/DigimonStands/Toei/Hawkmon.gif[/IMG] By that logic, Hawkmon is stronger.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://www.absoluteanime.com/one_piece/thumbs/_crocodile.jpg[/IMG] But not as awesome as being the well dressed, extremely intelligent, highly overpowered leader of an evil organization who [I]makes[/I] those dunes you're runnin' in his spare time.[/FONT]