The Spectacular Professor

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]Name:[/B] Shinori "Red Ghost" Kamiya [B]Age:[/B] 28 [B]Appearance:[/B] Neck-length, messy red hair held in place by a headband with a flame-shaped symbol. Green eyes. Has an X-shaped scar to the left of his forehead, usually covered by his headband. Always wears a leather jacket with scroll pockets over a black long-sleeved shirt. On his hands are fingerless gloves with protectors bearing the same emblem as his headband. Completing the set is a pair of loose black pants and black working boots with grip spikes. [B]Personality:[/B] Though he usually appears laid-back and almost indifferent, he is always on the alert during missions. He will always try his best to keep his teammates alive, stopping short only if he is absolutely sure that nothing can be done. Doesn't like to kill, but will not hesitate if it is required of him. he is also a bit sarcastic and always tries to keep a sense of humor about him when appropriate. [B]Blood line trait:[/B] The Kamiya clan's greatest weapon is their ability to transform their own bodies into various elements. Shinori's specialty is fire. In addition to this, they can emit set amounts of chakra in the form of their elements and reuse it as long as it holds that form. However, the transformations take up a large amount of chakra. As such, it can only be used up to 10 minutes a day safely. [B]Common special techniques:[/B] Flaming Arena: Shinori creates a circle of fire around himself and his opponent, locking them into a situation ideal for him to use his exceptional taijutsu skills. Flaming Tackle: Converts body to fire, charges head-on. Phoenix Flower: The same as Uchiha Sasuke's jutsu of the same name. Breathes many small fireballs. Flaming Transport: Turns into fire, maneuvers around in that state and rematerializes behind opponent. [B]Bio:[/B] The Kamiya clan are the most powerful clan in the Hidden Rock Village. Shinori was one of the most promising rising stars in their ninja academy. by the age of 12, he was already a Jounin. After silent observation of the Uchiha Obito incident, Shinori slowly started to question the methods and motives of his home. After deciding that the Earth Country was too extreme, he defected from his old village. In order to avoid missing-nin status, Shinori created his own village, the Village Hidden in the Fire, with the help of a select few fellow Rock Ninja who felt the same, including a few fellow Kamiya clan members. The village's name reflects its location in the Land of Fire, as well as Shinori's manifestation of the Kamiya inheritance. His nickname comes from his high speed and wraithlike ability to dissipate into flames. Shinori has always wanted to meet Hatake Kakashi, the boy he witnessed that day, and formally apologize for the actions of his old home. He joined the crack team to hunt own Naruto in hopes of fulfilling this wish.[/FONT]

[quote name='Dagger']I just hope they don't try to pass the lead role to Shia LaBeouf in the future. He's good sidekick material, but no one could fill Harrison Ford's shoes.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I've heard that's what the plan may be if they ever make more. That can go either way for me, I think. If Shia can pull off another break from his normal nerdy loser character and give us a decent replacement (will require plenty of swordfights even better than the one in the jungle chase,) I say go for it. If not, stop the franchise I want to get off. That said, yes. Ford is a hard act to follow. I liked the movie. It was a nice addition to the franchise. Maybe not as epic as Last Crusade, but that one had Sean Connery in it. Not just a picture of him. Speaking of which, [spoiler]It's kind of funny how they killed off his dad like that. I mean, he drank from the Holy Grail in the last one. You'd think he'd last a little longer.[/spoiler][/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']*sigh* Fine... I'll start using censors...if I can figure out how to work the dern things...Let's see...connect point A to point B...ARGH! Oh yeah, what's with the "kiddo" stuff?! I'm 13! People stopped calling me "kiddo" when I was, what, 8?![/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Takes a while to lose that tag around here. Y'know, seeing as how a lot of the most frequent posters are in their 20's. I'm 16. I think I finally ditched that title a week ago. Now what was the new one again? "Handsome Devil?" "The poster formerly known as Kiddo?" "Shut up and stop stroking your own ego?" "Steve?" Yeah. Steve. That's it.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://www.digimonvillage.com/profiles/takato-display.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]...And he has goggles. Once again, Digimon > Pokèmon.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Simpletons and weaklings. Every day. Promptly at 6. Or you know, I'll take a bagel or some PB&J if I can't find any.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/timberlane/students/JeffM2/images/Roy%20casting%20flames.jpg[/IMG] Metal melts. Even the Cybertronian kind.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Not stylized enough. [IMG]http://joe4life.homestead.com/files/J4Limages/Ikki.gif[/IMG] I'll just let the robot do the talkin', shall I?[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Wait, I call shenanigans! JB is Western! He's an American! In America! [IMG]http://doomjester.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/5th_hokage.jpg[/IMG] Of course, even if that doesn't hold up I have a counter. His only weakness: Hot women with short fuses and super strength. And looking at your sig, I'm playing the "She's not a real ninja because there are only about three people in the entire series who actually exhibit ninja-like behavior" card in defense mode.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Keep on keeping up your appearances, official organization... [IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/animesk8rgirl/Death%20Note/L_from_Death_Note____by_KariNeko.jpg[/IMG] We all know who's really running this show.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://www.fanboy.com/images/lupin-III.jpg[/IMG] That guy has a new master. These guys just stole his book.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://www.thelawnsrealm.com/images/90002.PNG[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You missed this scouter. Let me crush that for you.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Don't go to church. For some reason, that tends to be a spot where a lot of Satan's minions hang out on the weekend. -various conspiracy theory RPGs. ALL girls on Earth (and at least a good harem full of the other kind) want you. If they don't they're either fat, old, ugly or your mother. -Plenty That guy who told you not to trust anyone early on? Yeah, don't trust him. -Plenty No matter how many times you fight the Lizard in the games based off of the Spider-Man movie franchise, it will always be the first time, because Kurt Connors hasn't gained an alter-ego in the movies yet. -Spider-Man games Cold-blooded assassins will warm up to you eventually after failing their mission once or twice without trying very hard. This is probably because all RPG assassins are women and your main character is hot. -RPGs, Specifically Tales of Symphonia YOUR Super Missiles can't blast a hole through solid steel, but your clone's can. -Metroid Fusion Hedgehogs are the most common form of life on Earth. Also, every single one is abnormally colored, has superpowers and sounds like Jason Anthony Griffith pretending he can act. -Sonic the Hedgehog series Not only is every child's goal in life the same, but they all end up trouncing a team of organized adults who've been at doing their current evil deeds for almost a decade and have had much more time to train their Pokèmon than you have. However, they all carry around weak monsters that can be easily slaughtered by a level 15 Pidgey. -Pokèmon series[/FONT]

Hey, man in the yellow hat! Heeeere's Georgie!

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://myspace-391.vo.llnwd.net/00664/19/33/664093391_l.jpg[/IMG] Unbending Anime law number 3614 states that if you bring a sword to a gunfight... You win.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto68page18-OneManga_12138169698.png[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Not only do I have one of your eyes, but I'm in ur village, hittin on ur ancestor. Oh, and they technically tend to become extinct shortly after she discovers they worship her. Priests that have been alive over a thousand years and all.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Naruto68page18-OneManga_12138169698.png[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I've been questioning Kishimoto a lot lately, but I thought Kakashi was one of the only straight men in this manga.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Mr. Yuk says: Do not take OB internally. If you have ingested any part of OB, especially 21st Century Digital Boy, please call the poison hotline immediately.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Feminine guy, meet actual girl. [IMG]http://www.ebiztutors.com/images/paul/nausicaa2.jpg[/IMG] She also has a country to run and is worshiped by 5 or 6 extinct cults.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://www.narutocentral.com/images/content/summonings_snakes.gif[/IMG] Samuel L. is tired of these mutha %*&^in' snakes in this mutha %*&^in' village.[/FONT] [quote name='Muad'Dib']What do you mean? You want me to save and re-post it or what?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Just copy it to your computer, save it to Imageshack or Photobucket and repost.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://www.yetipower.com/dbz/vegeta/vegeta.jpg[/IMG] Itachi's hair isn't spiky enough to win in a real man's fight.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Here's something fun. Let's rant about pop culture! What you do is pick a subject, say "Ever wonder why *insert Subject here* does *insert habit here*" and go off on a short (about 2 sentences should do) tangent. I'll go first. Ever wonder why those kids won't give the rabbit some Trix? I mean, all he wants is one bowl! I'm sure there's an ulterior motive. I mean, Trix aren't even that good. Ever wonder why Dick Dastardly always pulls ahead of the other Wacky Racers and sets up those fail-prone traps for them? Think about it: He gains a sufficient lead, then he rigs the racetrack and stands there waiting for all the other Racers to fall for his trap. Obviously the Hydrofoil is fast enough to win legitimately without much trouble. What's the deal, Dick? Ever wonder why all the dungeons in Legend of Zelda are set up specifically with the one weapon that can kill the boss readily at hand? It's like Ganondorf [I]wants[/I] to lose. Then he gets all mad when you load him with Silver Arrows and send him packing for the Sacred Realm. Like he didn't see it coming. Probably should have hid those arrows better. Ever wonder why so many ninjas form the Naruto universe wear totally inappropriate clothes for ninja activities? Look at the title character himself! What is he, a Construction Site specialist? Not very stealthy if you ask me. You get the idea. Have fun![/FONT]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]Uh ... Ace? Responses are supposed to beat/negate the previous pic, not just be vaguely related. :animeswea[/color][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Mine had more shell. Or better, at least.:p [IMG]http://www.narutomania.com/gallery/data/1533/medium/Zabuza.jpg[/IMG] Momochi Zabuza's Bankai is permanent. Plus he's like the only actual ninja in Naruto. So he wins.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Shell? [IMG]http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/shellder.gif[/IMG] [I]Shell?[/I] EDIT: Zen beat me to it, but he posted a picture from a no hotlink zone, it seems.[/FONT]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][IMG]http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Screenshots/Dragonball_Z/01._Saiyan_Saga/01._Episode_01_JPN/DragonballZ-Episode001jp_49.jpg[/IMG] My farmer brings a rifle to a saiyan fight.[/FONT]

[IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j291/brownbl_photos/Edward_Elric.png[/IMG] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]He's not into that kind of thing, being an atheist and all.[/FONT]