The Spectacular Professor

[quote name='Japan_86']"...named James, named James, OH YEAH!"[/QUOTE] Best part. Whoa, Mann's Otakuboards theme song. I nearly cracked up when I saw that. [quote name='Japan_86']"For food I imagine. Or perhaps she is obsessed with the attention. I dunno, your guess is as good as mine."[/QUOTE] I'm personally betting on the latter. So yeah, awesome in an epic manner so far. I'm definitely going to keep following this one.

This guy does a lot of movie theme parodies. It's pretty funny. Also, I'm pretty sure all those natives chasing him in the background during that one sequence are also him. [YOUTUBE="Indiana Jones and the Song of Theme"]fTrK4VQG93Y[/YOUTUBE]

[quote name='Aberinkula'][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][SIZE="1"]You're lucky I like you Ace... other wise I'd open a can of whoopass on your... ***[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Trust me, if I didn't like you back, I wouldn't say that kind of thing publicly. And I'd be banned for harassing you via PM by now. I just realized, we're all together worth OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND dollars! EDIT: No, Des. You'd make it priceless again. The current price reflects him crampin' our style.

[quote name='Aberinkula'][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][SIZE="1"]You have to remember, I'm here. That makes the Otakuboards worth.. a wheat penny, maybe? At most a quarter.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Nah, the price makes sense if you realize that you counter Des's pricelessness with your [strike]worthlessness[/strike] uniqueness.:p

Bumping this since it's only a couple months old and I don't feel like making another thread about Jack Thompson. [URL="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080520-judges-report-in-jack-thompson-case-guilty-on-27-charges.html"][COLOR="Blue"][U]Guilty.[/U][/COLOR][/URL] I really don't like to gloat about people getting so epically served in such a career-crushing manner, but even as someone who's only ever played one M-Rated game and as such can care less about how horrifying he finds GTA, I still don't like the guy. Basically it comes down to this: I've been considering law as a career for a while now. When I see someone like Jacky boy making a fool of himself in court in full attire with his attorney's badge on, it makes me angry. He's a terrible excuse for a person in a career that already has enough negative publicity, so it's nice to see him get what he deserves. Hopefully they'll have his badge.

Hey guys! Hey Guys! Episode 28 of YGO:TAS is out! Thought you ought to know. EDIT: Brooklyn Rage!

[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="DarkGreen"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]The day my emotions take precedent over logical and rational thinking is the day someone needs to drag me out into the street and put me out of my misery so to speak. [I]*shot*[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] That was quick.

Yeah, unless Sobe counts, I'm not an energy drinker. I'm not into the taste. Granted, the only energy drink I've ever tried is Amp, but it pretty much tasted like a glorified Mountain Dew, which already has more than enough caffeine for me.

[quote name='chibi-master']AAAAAACEBURNERRR!!! You got some splainin' to do!:p[/QUOTE] Whoa, calm down! I wasn't the mastermind behind Naps. I'm only that clever on paper. Besides, I agree with 8bit. How do you know Naps wasn't just using his native tongue to inform you that either there was a (non-feline) troll on the loose or he wanted Dagger to extend his username to Napoleon? Explain that away, Beth! Now that that's out of the way: [IMG]http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s163/Sting1337/Obviousavatar.png[/IMG]

I got Audacity not too long ago, so I've been listening to songs I've messed with. Any song by Michael Jackson lowered in pitch by 15 degrees is purely hilarious.

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]Hooray for theoretical dollars.[/color][/QUOTE] Potentially, we're sitting on $11920.90. Realistically, we're living with Des, Nerdsy and Allamorph. Not that I'm complaining.

^That has Allamorph written all over it. Mainly because it's from Married to the Sea. [URL="www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYDquzEPLsw"]www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYDquzEPLsw[/URL]

[quote name='chibi-master']What the hell was that?:o Who's Naps the cat? What do you mean "cat member"?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.otakuboards.com/otakupedia/?p=104"]http://www.otakuboards.com/otakupedia/?p=104[/URL] There's your research material. Poor Napoleon. Struck down in is prime. Caused quite the stir around these parts. Raised some pretty big questions about Mod brutality. Nevar forget.

[quote name='8bit'][FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DimGray"]And don't forget Naps, OBs very own cat member![/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [URL="http://napsthecat.ytmnd.com/"]http://napsthecat.ytmnd.com/[/URL]

Hang on a sec. You know, I'm not entirely convinced being attracted to someone the first time you see them is necessarily always lust. Thing is, lust is described as the desire of the flesh, pretty much means your base intention is sex. However, you can look at someone and decide that they look like an interesting person that you would like to get to know better. Your first thought doesn't need to be: [YOUTUBE="Gigitty"]sr-0-El9cqs[/YOUTUBE] I'll agree that it's most likely the most common motive, though.

Well, I did the obligatory thing and typed in "Myspace". No way I'd ever pay that much to own the place were sanity and reason go to die. I don't see Adam selling off any of his network anytime soon, either. It's definitely an interesting find, though.

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']Cake or Death anyone?[/QUOTE] Death, please. - CAKE! I meant cake! Anyway, I pretty much try to keep laughing at all times. Either by reading various webcomics, watching funny movies or taking part in various shenanigans. I'm usually at least attempting to smile. I also like jokes.

I seriously can't believe there's no thread. Well, here it is. The official Otakuboards discussion thread for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. And those other three. You can talk about them, too. Personally, I'm pretty excited. I'm a pretty big Harrison Ford fan and a continuation of such an epic series is long overdue. I may not be able to make it opening day, but I'm definitely going to as soon as I can. Also, Shia Lebouf's in it. I'm not sure what I think of that, but I'm a lot more tolerant of him than a few other people are, so I figure it's not so bad. I'm just wondering if Harrison's doing all his own stunts this time.

So I watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade today. Never trust a fast woman. Her last hurrah may have been with your father.

[quote name='chibi-master']*kicks Allamorph in head* Aaaaaaaaanyway, I was wondering about the stuffing of purses with dogs fad. I had always thought, "wouldn't they take a dump in your purse or somethin'?". The idea always grossed me out...lots.:animedepr[/QUOTE] Yeah, but it doesn't matter since Paris Hilton is dumber than a mountain of potatoes (dirtier, too. But I won't go there.) Anyway, I'm partial to mid to large sized dogs. They keep you warm, don't make so much noise, make good friends and are excellent at tearing intruders' limbs off. The perfect animal. Cats are okay, too. I just wish mine would stop vomiting everywhere.

Bump from the dead. I want a shot at this. Here's Mika: [URL=http://img405.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mikakq3.jpg][IMG]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/820/mikakq3.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Possibly the most fun I've ever had drawing, my best drawing ever and the only success at drawing a girl I've ever accomplished. As for my character: Leon Frisk. He's in his mid 20's and he's a businessman. Not sure what kind of business. Hair and eyes don't matter. Just make sure he has a light blue striped shirt and it's buttoned down a little more than usual. the glasses are also a must. [URL=http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastscanht0.jpg][IMG]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7269/lastscanht0.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] That's right, I scan pencil and pen drafts. Please excuse the strange grey markings everywhere. And the poor excuse for a human figure.

Here's a fun one I just found. It's pretty much the best "Over 9000" thing ever, including Kajetokun's stuff. [YOUTUBE="Monty Python and the OVER 9000!!!!"]_XZGhsCj-mE[/YOUTUBE]

So My temporary OB blackout is fixed thanks to Des, who may I add is still awesome. I celebration, I'm sharing a bunch of crap from Nico Nico Douga that I found on Youtube. [YOUTUBE="Dreamland: Green Greens (Falcon Punch Mix)"]xNvbPzSTpPI[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Digimon Opening 1: Butter-fly (Angry German Kid Remix)"]VmgeZJedWTc[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Super Mario World Western Show"]UuoFHIsDX0[/YOUTUBE] (There's a better translation for that one, but it's a terrible quality video.) [YOUTUBE="Automatic Mario: "Hare Hare Yukai" (Haruhi Suzumiya Theme)"]8vGJ0bhRb7U[/YOUTUBE] And just for kicks: [YOUTUBE="Drunk Guy Falls Flat on His Face"]Jps86cIK6sQ[/YOUTUBE] I can watch that 100 times and still laugh at it every time.

[quote name='chibi-master']Ace, that was [I]brilliant[/I]!!! I'm so happy and honored to have had a part in that creative and entertaining case! Thanks!:animesmil By the way, where's my cut of the check? C'mon, man, an assistant needs pay too, y'know!:p[/QUOTE] Fine, you can come to the office and play Smash Bros. on the Wii I'll undoubtedly blow all the cash on. I'm going to need a new client soon. I think I may just steal Prem's idea there. (Always wanted an excuse to kill DB:p)

[quote name='Raiha'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]With luck there'll be a suicide or something to spice things up. Just kidding. Nice to see I'm kind of innocent.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Oh, there will be death. Eventually, when I figure out how to fit it into my train of thought. The next one will probably be a murder case, though it's going to be totally ridiculous.