The Spectacular Professor

I'm a [strike]defective Catholic[/strike] Lutheran. As far as I know, we don't do Easter Vigils, so I'm gonna be at my sister's house playing Guitar Hero and Metroid and the like tonight. Probably watch a movie, too. Tomorrow's a different story. Mom's histing Easter dinner for a bunch of people (no idea what she was thinking, seeing as how she is in charge of setting up all 3 Easter services at church,) so I'll be entertaining. Maybe I can get one of my friends to come over and bring Brawl...

Yeah, so Haku got me into this guy, and I must say he's pretty funny. [YOUTUBE="Remy: Live on the Moon (Campaign 2008)"]SpTgC28W--c[/YOUTUBE] Funny, but accurate. [YOUTUBE="Tryout for Today's "Anchor for Today" Contest"]bwgbJXR4_Mg[/YOUTUBE]

This bump from the dead is quite fortunate for me. [URL="http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9433/ch34520p01ox5.jpg"][U]picture[/U][/URL] And suddenly, it became ever so painfully obvious who inspired the character design of Orochimaru.

As far as I'm concerned, it's a needless procedure. Like Raiha said, If parents don't raise their kids, then the government shouldn't have to for them. My dad's a teacher, and the public school system is basically being treated like a tax-funded daycare by a lot of people. I disagree with smoking, but as a kid, I don't remember ever thinking how cool Bugs Bunny was every time he blew Elmer Fudd's face off with an exploding cigar. These people are also overlooking the fact that smoking in film can actually be a learning experience for kids. For example, watch [I]Muppets from Space.[/I] You'll know th part when you see it, but here it is: The characters walk by 2 guards while invisible. Noticing a cigarette in one of the guards' mouths, one Muppet remarks that smoking is very bad for you. In response, the guard turns to the other guard, says "Thanks! I didn't know you cared," and tosses his butt. Now, of course, this scene was meant as a gag, but the fact remains that they outright told the guy what he was doing could potentially harm him somewhere down the line. I think that counts for something. Finally, here's a thought: Currently, R-rated movies are defined as such by having loads of violence, sex, swearing and partial nudity, or at least more so than one is typically exposed to. Is there really a point to restricting something to keeping that kind of company if it's more or less commonly in public view every day?

Curse every inch of your devious hide, Desbreko. Now I'm a junkie, too.:animeswea [YOUTUBE="Super Star Bros."]KwqZb0sdkCE[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Aaand Part 2"]3K5g5FSQReE[/YOUTUBE]

I won't lie, that is some head-bangin' rhythms. The kind of head-bangin' my avatar is doing, incidentally. Does anyone have an ear band-aid? Sad, since the name makes me think of: [YOUTUBE="GO SPEED RACER GO!"]ALzDcMDhf2o[/YOUTUBE]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']Anyway, in any case, welcome to the madness, I think you'll enjoy it. :catgirl:[/QUOTE] [I]Madness?[/I] THIS. IS. SP- *shot* Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games. Have a good time and Prepare to want to bite off Prem's head repeatedly.

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Except for Metroid Fusion. Beat it three times, and spent a total of nineteen hours all told.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Short and sweet. Fusion me likey.

[quote name='Aberinkula'][COLOR="Navy"]God Allamorph. PULL IT OUT! Get it? lol, that isn't hard to understand. Duuh :p[/COLOR][/QUOTE] May I direct your attention to my Avatar? It's what I'm doing now. C'mere, Prem, my hands want to give your neck a hug.:naughty:

[quote name='Sabrina'][FONT="Tahoma"]Oh yeah... *cough* I do like the Windwaker, but I haven't put in over a hundred hours playing it. I did beat it though and the more cartoonish Link did have the funnest expressions. I suppose if I were to pull it out and play it again I might hit that hundred hour mark... it's just more fun playing with Twilight Princess. XD[/FONT][/QUOTE] I'll give you that, them TP bosses are pretty fun. I think my favorite was the Dragon from City in the Sky (Argorok, I think.)

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]Too easy.[/color] [center][img]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1586/desbrekolinkkz8.jpg[/img][/center][/QUOTE] Too predictable.:p Figured you'd either say him or Marth.

Got this idea from the member picture thread in the lounge after I found out that 2 members look a lot like this guy: [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/BumPhoenix.gif[/IMG] Anyway, ever play a video game and then suddenly feel like you're looking in a pixellated mirror? Why not talk about it? Here's mine: [IMG]http://www.court-records.net/mugshot/hammer.png[/IMG] Too bad most of my lookalikes are the Ace attorney series' murder victims. Oh, well.

[quote name='Sabrina'][FONT="Tahoma"]Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask & Twilight Princess. I've played those games so much it's almost criminal. I never get tired of playing Link. I just love the Zelda series. And no it's not just because Link's adorable so shove that thought out of your mind! XD[/FONT][/QUOTE] The thought never entered my mind, considering you didn't even mention Windwaker. Speaking of which, I've probably clocked close to 200 hours on that one. I can't help it, I actually prefer it to OoT (Not by much, but WW is still my favorite.) The art style is fantastic, the bosses are amazing, the storyline is super special awesome and the only thing bringing it down at all is a sidequest that doesn't even take more than about 15 minutes to complete if you're good.

[quote name='SaiyanPrincessX']Do you realise that that looks like Boo too! How awesome. ;) [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/SaiyanPrincessX/Boo-graphic-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Wow, that Phoenix Wright sure travels, doesn't he! Maybe I should start a video game character lookalike thread...

[quote name='timotheus']This is me, when I was visiting some friends in San Francisco. At night of course. [IMG]http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q103/thetimbotron/meSF2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I feel like I know you from somewhere... Ah! Found it! [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/BumPhoenix.gif[/IMG] No, really, awesome pic!

[quote name='Silicium']Yes, but why pass up a chance to be activly obnoxious? :love2: I just don't understand how people can watch pointless junk. Like, the show basically goes NOWHERE. I mean, I don't hate people who watch it, or people who like it. I just get sick of everyone obsessing over things that aren't even that cool.[/QUOTE] Eh, I can see where you're coming from. I'm more a fan of the manga series of this one, which has a totally different story not too far in. IMO, the plot is better, the pacing is better and a lot of the characters come off as a lot more likeable. It's just a matter of opinion, I suppose.

You know, if that's all you're here for, you could have just used the "worst Anime" thread. Not that I'd agree with you either way.

If we're doing stand-up stuff now, here's a classic (some language) [YOUTUBE="Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist"]ouDRDzqTu0M[/YOUTUBE] (And he's making fun of Terrorists, not Muslims. It's not racist.)

Tayroll! [YOUTUBE="Tayroll'd"]_0719DxMOUY[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Bel-Air'd"]0md6Flcrd0s[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="How to Escape a Rick Roll"]hW16Jh6_ymI[/YOUTUBE]

Stuff that happens when you type "parody" into the youtube search bar. (because most of the "funny" and "humor" vids aren't.) [YOUTUBE="Macbook Air: It fits in a Manilla Envelope!"]Z0ERgZ9dztk[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Wii Fit: A Little White thing You Stand on!"]_iYBmAVuBns[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Pokemon Parody"]YOMmdfd0SW4[/YOUTUBE] (Can of Nothing does a lot of this kind of thing. It's pretty funny. I'll post more later.)

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]Also, a tip for people: Always air dodge when you get launched really fast. It decreases your momentum and keeps you from flying as far. I picked up this trick from playing against level 9 CPU's and it makes a big difference.[/color][/QUOTE] Man, I could have used that tip when I was helping my friend on Cruel Brawl the other day. Oh, well.

[quote name='Japan_86']That boot to the head was awesome[/QUOTE] [quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]Also, Aceburner, that Boot to the Head was just awesome.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [quote name='PWNED'][URL="http://www.fivefourteen.net/motivational-posters/sticky%20this.jpg"][U]Click[/U][/URL] It's just a small request[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/ani-kyouya-hair.gif[/IMG] You people know how to make a guy feel wanted, ja? (Secretly flattered.) Anyway, here's one that's not really that funny unless you consider the concept. Who knew "Hey Ya" would match up to Charlie Brown scenes so well? [YOUTUBE="Outkast meets Charlie Brown"]KGnYw-OuCnI[/YOUTUBE]

Haku877 is evil. No, I mean with the level editor. He creates death traps just for fun. His first was 4 floating blocks in a perfect row. All he had to do was play as Pit and spam those arrows. Then he made one that was just ladders and 4 blocks in random locations to start on. Did I mention that Pit is his main? Then he's got this one where most of the ground is spikes. But they're sooo muuuch fuuun....

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]No, really? I [I]told[/I] you you were a liar. And here's the original, in case anyone wants a better sound bite. (bite/byte/whatever) [CENTER][YOUTUBE="The Hamster Dance 2"]76HcLEunsws[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER] And I was right; the center option [I]does[/I] cover embeds. :D[/FONT][/QUOTE] Yes, but you still have to remember not to use the full web address.:p Here's a shorty, but a goodie: [YOUTUBE="Falcon KICK!"]HrJ47f-uIJU[/YOUTUBE]

LOL@Gutsman. Youtube Poop can actually be pretty funny when done right. Observe: Warning: Censored implied swearing, mild swearing and images from things that Nintendo truly regrets ever allowing: [YOUTUBE="Bowser the Foodstealer"]3t4pyWdYvpQ[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Part 2"]ezzM_BNtROw[/YOUTUBE]