Zakarias.exe

[QUOTE=Leon Fury][COLOR=Red]*beeeep**automated voice* Due to Mr Fury's physical and mental exhaustion We have generated this response:*Mr. Fury's voice* *insert twlight zone music here* ok, I'm going to grant squirrel man's wish........There your wishes stop backfiring, You notice how lame your life becomes after getting everything you want, Thus you become emo and slit your wrists. Then you pass on and everyone forgets about the squirrel man. I wish that the UK's coastline wasnt all rocks, just all beaches, so I can surf again ^___^ *automated voice* thank you for your time. *beeep/line disconnection*[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Bam! The rocks are all gone. Unfortunately, they have been replaced by colossal crabs. I wish I had crabs.

[QUOTE=tanukioh]SMADOOSH! your own army!! ^_^ but you are a horrible leader and the revolt agaisnt you. I wish my wishes would stop backfiring.[/QUOTE] Your wishes stop "backfiring". Unfortunately, you are now bored to death...and you die. >.< I wish I had a life.

[QUOTE=tanukioh]KAKA BOOM!! ^_^ You have a softer mattress.. o.o but it's soo hugably soft thta you can't climb out of bed...EVER! O_O I wish I had a turtle shell. ^_^[/QUOTE] A turtle shell appears on your back. Unfortunately, it weighs as much as an elephant and you are crushed. I wish I had my own army.

[QUOTE=Tical]You are now cool. But cool people are emo kids as well, and you have become what you so despise! Now you cut your wrists... I wish I could write a novel[/QUOTE] You write a super-awesome erotic novel that gains national infamy and renown. Unfortunately, all males begin chafing horribly. I wish I had a softer mattress.

[quote name='Lord of Spirits']o.O I wish I was a tanuki with wings![/quote] You are now tanuki with wings but you got killed and where buried very far away. I wish I had Falling Up's new Cd[/QUOTE] Ha! I beat you to him! You have "Falling Up's" new CD, but it sucks immensely. You begin listening to "Hawthorne Heights", and your life is ruined. I wish I were cool.

[QUOTE=tanukioh]^_^ KABOOM! you are a neko, but you get picked up by some bratty kid who abuses you by stuffing you into a pillow case and swinging you around til you puke, then tossing you into a wall. o.o every day.... >.> you don't make it past 2 weeks. o.O I wish I was a tanuki with wings![/QUOTE] O.o;; I don't know what a "tanuki" is, but you transform into my vision of what a "tanuki" is...with wings... ...unfortunately, my vision of what a "tanuki" is is completely wrong, and you turn emo...again...but you're more emo because "tanuki"s are giant blocks of tofu and thus cannot kill themselves. You suffer immensely for the rest of eternity because "tanuki"s don't die of old age.

[QUOTE=tanukioh]KABOOM! Life's an anime! Castro's got the Angel Arm. o.o he shoots you. o.O Too bad you're not a super-powered anime character.. I wish I knew the truth![/QUOTE] Poof! You now know all of the truths of the world. Unfortunately, they are not truths that you would like to hear. You become emo and you kill yourself. I wish I were a neko!

I really enjoy anime and manga, but I've never really considered it "art", so I don't draw it very often...but for the purpose of time-consumption (see, I'm VERY bored) I'll draw you - ANIME-TIZED! It would just be "lineart", but if you want me to draw you, PM me an image of yourself; or if your profile contains a picture of you, say so, and I'll get right to it! Examples will be posted as more commissions are completed.

[QUOTE=tanukioh]KABOOM!! O.o You = sexy, non-butch woman! o.o unfortunately, your sooo sexy that every straight guy and non-straight girl want to be with you. >.> so they all kidnap you and fight over who gets to keep you. o.O crappish, cause you get caught in the crossfire. ^_^ I WISH TO HAVE MUCH FUN IN FLORIDA THIS WEEKEND![/QUOTE] Florida has been occupied by Fidel Castro. You and your family are mowed down by his troops. I wish that life were an anime.

My perfect day would be the day that I meet with my Sarah again. She's my "home-dog". >.<

That's just a very common myth. I've always been inclined to believe in it, but it's not true. I tried it once, then I felt incredibly stupid afterwards.

"It's your imperfections that make you perfect."

[quote name='NightmareVC']I do once in a while. Only if they're short or someone else said something about it. I like to read poems, so I sometimes look at those. Not all that often though.[/quote] I often do! But I'm a total newbie on these forums. ^^;; I've seen you in other threads! Your signature is pretty neat... (I like your Tool lyrics xD)

I eat ramen most frequently, but my favorite food is...mmm...bacon on toast! ^w^ What I dislike most is seafood of any sort.

Unfortunately for you, your parents caught you beating off to a newbie female user and disconnected you from the internet. I wish I were a sexy, non-butch woman. =O