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[COLOR="77656"]Well, your mom is a valuable asset to the community and she helps out the needy. PLEASE SHE IS UGLY! Yeah, today I got called Pretty Ricky again. If only I couldn't get in trouble and I could strange every kid in my class.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Good point. When the female vocalist thing comes up, it's always Arch Enemy. And Jake, pouted with [B]MANLINESS![/B] So points for that. If you're always right than what's 2+2? Everyone knows it's fish. [B]BACK TO THE METAL![/B] I don't know why but the vocals in Dethklok are enjoyable. I also like the snging in Hatredcopter with Pickles [spoiler]He's a fictional character from Metalocalypse[/spoielr] However I doubt you can take off soemone's face with any type of copter. >_> My friend always does that check thing during Murmaider. When The lyrics knives/check come up he has to act it out. Another good Dethklok song is Duncan Hills Cofee Jingle, sadly I don't have the deluxe addition. My nickname is John Twinkletits, it's from the back of the Dethalbum's lyric booklet. And I call my friend Mashed PatatoJohnson. Today I saw a metalhead with a Lamb of God shirt. >_>[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Oh, I'm just not concintrating tonight. Forget what I said.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Sex is like cake, it's good, it's bad, and sometimes you want more. And it's also like lemon murang pie. GET IT?! I agre with James completely. It's not like after once it sucks. It can vary every time. I mean, would you use the same sex position every time? No, you can 69, do it missionary and doggy style or any other type and with different objects at different times too![/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]I made this story because I wanted to shed some light on Ilo from Persevere & Avenge. However, I never finished that story and I got to the point where Ilo betrays the main hero, Trachos. So this story will be about Ilo as a child, Ilo's real name is Jonthan Anderson. [SIZE="4"]This story will have violance, gore, language and sexual themes so be prepared.[/SIZE] The first chater is sort of weird mind you. [B]NOTE:[/B] You do not need prier knowledge of P&A to get this story. There is some terms tough, like The Kingdom of Doma, where Trachos was born. But that doesn't matter too much. Just go with the flow and you'll be fine.[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][CENTER][B][U][FONT="Copperplategothiclight"][SIZE="4"]I.L.O: The Beginning [/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] By: Gunslinger Ryan Oakes[/CENTER][/COLOR] [COLOR="77656"][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]I was born different. I wasn’t like those kids down the block, or at school. I could notice how… underdeveloped they were. They were far more inferior than a rat; they sickened me and they made me shudder with disgust. I had a mind no one else had, and I loved it. Every minute they had was more precious to me. I was also born with this ability to heal. I loved to hurt myself… so I was even luckier. Technically , I’m god. But my future was looking the opposite direction. My true destiny lied in justice… for that I am ungrateful.[/COLOR] [B][U]CHAPTER 1: This is Jon… he’s crazy[/U][/B] Jonathan Anderson was only 13 and he was a genius. Jon, as he was called, had an I.Q of over 200. He could understand a lot about a person, just by looking though their eyes. He would refer to his eyes as ’those eyes of madness.’ He was well aware that he was also mentally unstable. But he was good at acting, so he was able to hide that factor without even trying. He was able to regenerate and could even escape his conscience. He could become mindless, unknowing and zombie-like in an instant. This came useful to him, for when thoughts of murder came into his brain, he could flip himself into a state of unawareness. He may have been mentally unfit, but he was too smart not to know how to surpass that. His eyes looked bloodshot, and he groaned as he pushed the blanket off of him. Sadly, he had to go to school. But it was filled with… dimwitted morons. He couldn’t stand it, and the damned place couldn’t skip him right into college. Bastards, he would swear into his pillow. Embedded around his room was pictures of hentai. His obsession with learning about the human anatomy drove him to dark thoughts about women. He wanted so badly to just caress a woman’s lips, or take a woman’s life. The mere thought pleased him. He got dressed, his face looked dark and dreary. He was half-asleep with thoughts of sleeping drilling though his temples and into his brain. Other thoughts shot through his mind like an interstate. No, like the autobahn. He looked at the ceiling to see a painting of Christ on it. He nodded and smiled. He had a god complex and he thought so highly of himself that he’d look to the painting and imagine himself on the cross. His black clothes had pictures of nothing on them. Nothing was something to Jon, nothingness was the building blocks of everything he thought. Jon believed odd things, he WAS odd, and very creepy. His soul was almost crippled of all good thoughts. Once he thought a good thought, and it drove him insane. He tore his house apart and killed his dog. ‘Lucky’ was the dog’s name. Lucky was given to Jon by his old friend Riley. Too bad Riley died from an ‘unknown’ purpose. So what did Jon do with lucky? He served the ugly mutt to himself for dinner, and he thought it tasted… brilliant. Jon walked to the kitchen table, a devious smile on his face. He opened the drawer and took out a sharp knife. It was used quite often for Jon’s, testing. He lowered the blade onto his am and took a deep breath. Quickly he carved into his arm. He could feel his body shake and get hotter. Suddenly he could feel his limb start to get numb. He had never done this before. Blood was dripping from the stub where his arm once was. It was finally time to leave, but today Jon felt like staying behind and tinkering with his computer. Plus, the news was very interesting lately. Problem’s with the Kingdom of Doma, and Jon was interested in what was going on.[/COLOR] [CENTER]_________________________________[/CENTER] [I][COLOR="77656"]I'll have Chapter 2 up once I perfect the mistakes I've made. PLEASE, I realy need feedback on my storeis, all of mine have't gotten much attention lately, adn I'd liek to know what people think.[/COLOR][/I]

[COLOR="77656"]Has anyonetried to insult you, but ended up sounding stupid? Well, I have had poeple do that to me, and they've made fun of themselves in the process. It's a funny phenominon too. So share your experiences here. Tell us names people have called you that are completely stupid, any kind of insult that's stupid. Well, one time at lunch I had to get the broom to clean something up. now at our school, everyone cracks gay jokes, even the gay people at school crack gay jokes. >_< Anywyas this kid was right at the vending machine, so I take the broom andhe goes "hey big boy," in that 'I'm hitting on you' way of talking he was making a gay joke at me, that was really directed to himself. Plus, people call me Pretty Ricky... >_>[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Aaryanna, don't knock it till you try it. :p[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Avenged you really need to stop complaining. Jake isn't always right ya know? So don't go off about how everything he says MUST be a fact, sometimes people are wrong so stop complaining when he's right. And Jake, at least Arch Enemy is metal, so there really isn't anything to pout over. Anyways, I don't know why people think Flyleaf is metal. They are less metal than my left nut. Flyleaf is like weak tin, more or less. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]I'd mate with them, and soon our race would grow and we'ed be tolerant of each other. But as for a safe zone, the local sports arena. Zombies can't skate, and neither can I, but that's besides the point. So the'd be slipping, and I'd set the rink on fire and burn the bastards to unholy oblivion.[/COLOR]

[quote name='Korey'][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"] Might I [B]rectify [/B]this situation?[/font] [/QUOTE] [COLOR="77656"]That has to be the biggest oxymoron this board has ever seen. [/COLOR] [QUOTE]You might not remember all the details the first time you played basketball, but you will remember everything about your first time. If sex wasn't such a big deal, everyone would not be clawing to get some.[/QUOTE] [COLOR="77656"]That's so, very true.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Funny. My friend is somewhat a obsessive cumpulsive, hell I used to think I was. I have a knack for counting steps, and usually I have to do things an even number of times. before I stop. Like tapping. Sometimes I make a spicific order and I opposite m last action, and I hate not switching that pattern. Say I tap my right foot 5 yimes, nect I have to tap my left foot 5 times, then 10 times right, then 10 times left, ect, ect. Sometimes I sort things like CD's and playlists, then I disemble that order and re-order it in a completely different way. I don't have OCD, but it's odd what a person can do. So this story, I can relate to; in a sense. Sounds like an adventure me and my friends would have actually. Anyways, the story, I could follow some of it and the rest was all WTF. I smiled when Te-kun shot that Desu-San, I laughed. Ironically, I love to read about murderers and deaths. I always set up soemthing in my stories that remind me of vilolance. In Persever and Avenge I wanted Trachos to decapitate Ilo and spill the blood from his neck. I also wanted Ilo to rip off his body parts and regrow them, he was supposed to be a masochist sort of character. So I loved the whole "head-shot" scene in this story. I can't wait for more violance and blood. 16+ seems REALLY promising. Plus how you described some things were amazing. Especially where you comapred one of the characters and said "erection". I loved that disription. Hell the first person view makes it even more exiting. Every emotion a character excerts can be discribed much better from the 1st person perspective. Which is an even better upside to this story. Now I only skimmed through a few parts and quickly read some of it because it's late. But this story is downright charming, and I'm dyng for more. But tomorrow when i get home from... [size=1]hell.[/size] I'll read this more thoroughly.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Actually, I'd probably meet DB in the line to that coarse SunfallE. >_> but a threesome with a friend and a robot sounds... [size=1]sexy.[/size] I can hear some women now, "domo origato... Mr. Robato." [spoiler]Points to whoever got the joke.[/spoiler] What do robots have for vagina's? Something that has a disclaimer saying "insert penis here?" I don't know. But I'd see this [B]"WARNING: DO NOT take hot shower sex with this unit. Could result in wounding or fatal electicution." [/B][/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Teh singer isn't all that the band depends on. The biggest force is the music behind the man/woman. Some people might not like Death Metal screaming, but they can feel that the playing is good. Just becasue it is the frontman, doesn't mean everything you need is dependant on him. So what if he does sing horribly, what really matters is the band as a whole.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]I haven't lost my virginity to a women... yet. >_> [B]1.[/B] No, but I know someone likes me. [B]2.[/B] I want to lose my virginity while listening to Breaking Benjamn's Topless. The lyrics "I'm on my knees **** you, **** me" are you know, sex words. I especially want the girl to say that. Plus I'd like to lose it in the living room. That way every time I sit down I can masturbate to what happened THERE. And every time I sit I can smell her a bit. Maybe I could bring her back and go, here is wear we consumated, my love. Plyu she has to wear all black. No she MUST! [B]3.[/B] True love, and willingness. Plus she has to be on birth control. I'd use a condom of coarse, but if she doesn't have a disease I can do her without it. [B]4.[/B] I don't care much actually., No ones made fun of me for being a virgin but they ahve doubted that I will **** a girl. But when I lose it to that special woman I'm going to bring her with me to my doubtful friends and ask "Did we do it last night, honey/baby?" And she'll say "Oh yeah, we did. AND HE WAS SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!" And then she moans and we make out. [spoiler] that's how I've dreamt it anyways. >_>[/spoiler][/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Well, the band in question, I think I heard some of their older work. I'll have to search about them and find out. But I can vaguely remember the song. I've heard tons of good things about Cannibal Corpse from friends at home though, so they aren't new to me. When I listen to music I think of how I like it, and I think of how someone else would like it. So even though I might not be interestd, someone else might be and I could look at it from a different stand-point. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]I don't like Cannibal Corpse myself, but I agree with Kam, they are very talented. And as for Dying Fetus, I've only heard them once, but they are not bad at all. I myself haven't heard much metal in my lifetime, but I know they do not suck. I don't mind their voices either, just not interested in them. Oops forgot to mention something. I heard some High on Fire - I think Goodbye Face has talked about them - and I really liked them. I heard the song Death to the Commune and I loved it.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]That and I think he forgot the 'u' in ForUms. >_>[/COLOR]

[quote name='Jakehammaren'][B]1. Green Day 2. Fallout Boy 3. Yellowcard 4. Hawthorne Heights 5. Linkin Park[/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR="77656"]I don't know weather to laugh or die inside. I mean, that's funny casue Jake hates those bands. (or I'm just missing something) And I might die inside becasue the top 4 bands make me cringe.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Well she's just lost for now. I mean, she's not smart exactely. I'm just waiting for the fun to ebgin. otheriwse DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH HER! As long as it isn't too far fetched. It's your call, and when the ocunt is baboosked, I'll take over once more. I promise, I've vowed to hold off on the procrastination. EDIT: Allamorph, it's Gunslinger now, in celebration of the new Co&Ca CD.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Indiff just stumped Allamorph. TAKE THAT! Booyah! Anyways, this isn't really appealing to me anymore, I just can't wait until the next phese of this story takes place.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"][spoiler]A Keyboard![/spoiler] I R da winnah! Oh, and Ace... WRONG! On my riddle. You stroke me when you're bored. I can be small, big fat, skinny. Oh, I can smell awful aswell. I have hair and I can drip. [spoiler] It's actually not what you think.[/spoiler][/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"][spoiler]A Sexually Transmited Disease(STD).[/spoiler] Why? Because you can give it and keep it, however, everyone loses. >_> [B]I can see the truth behind someone, I hold the key to your stare. I am you, however not a manifestation of you. Don't think too hard though. The answer is visible through glass. [/B][/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Well, I bought my first REAL metal album yesterday. Sadly, it was The Dethalbum. >_> But let's just say, I've become even further interested in Death Metal. far more interested. Even though a few songs on the album made me piss myself with laughter, it was great. Because I have my new Co&Ca album, I'm free to buy ANYTHING because I don't have an album on my waiting list. So, I'm going to buy Mastadon's Blood Mountain CD next, than hopefully; an Amon Amarth album to please my ears with. P.S. I was able to hear like 11 seconds of an Elder Frost song, and even though it was 11 seconds, it was great. Too bad I couldn't hear more. :animeswea [/COLOR]

[COLOR="77656"]Lacey Mosley= gorgeous. Flyleaf= shotty ****.[/COLOR]

[CENTER][SIZE="3"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Prelude to the Summer[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]The trees became full again, the grass was now green and the flowers were in bloom once more. The beginning of spring looked so good, an amazing picture for something so deceiving. The season was looking good, but the world wasn?t feeling good. Mortals can?t feel the earth?s pain or hear it?s words; however there are some who can. Well, only once in a few thousand years can they hear the planet. [/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][CENTER]---[/CENTER] That time is know as the Blood Red Summer. During this time, the earth slows down the process of restoring itself. While doing this, the earth can save up energy for when it is really needed. However, the last time this happened a whole civilization was wiped out. Drought, famine and depression caused wars. Countries battled over land and sea, just to gain control over the economy. The magic that bound humans together, was now used to pull them apart. Fire, water, earth and air was used to destroy each other. Darkness laughed at the world, and light found no sympathy for the humans. But the planet?s cries went unnoticed. But even after such things were over, the country?s of the world still had troubles. The death?s of millions caused much despair. Empty voids where happiness once sat were stretched to their limits. Towns, cities, and villages fell, and even more death was dealt with. But those that could hear the planet?s suffering, wanted all this to end. So a council was formed. A council that would bring an end to the torture, and rebuild the world. The Praise, a group dedicated to the earth, formed a union in every country. But how could they bring back the order of the world? By betraying the whole world, and using it?s magic against itself. They were dedicated to the earth, so dedicated that they sought to destroy all life, and leave no one to harm mother nature. But the planet was fed up with it all. It decided to use it?s power to destroy and rebuild the earth. Almost in a instant the planet returned to the way it was before the Blood Red Summer. And so the planet would wait until he earth was advanced enough to deal with the changes. Light and Darkness agreed to let the earth slumber, and so humanity went on with life. Unaware of what would become of the earth? someday. --- Underneath the ground, the worms wiggled and squirmed. In the forests the animals ran frantically. Yet, the city of New Rome was doing the same it had for the past fifty years. New Rome is a city located in New York State. The United State fell apart, and joined the Earth Alliance, a group of countries who decided to get past their differences to find piece. However, New Rome was also the capital of the American Side of the world. There have been two sides for as long as New Rome has existed. The Americas and the Australian Side. Australia was a neutral country for some time. But after the war of 3027, they decided to take action. With the help of the Country Alliance. They were able to take control of the eastern world. All laws have changed, and the almost the whole world is now in a democracy. However, this peace seems almost too fantastic. With every good, there is an evil. Many countries have decided to become either communist, or dictated. These country?s are known as the Confederate-Countries of the world, or CCW for short. Soon a war will arise between them and the allied country?s. this is however, not a good time, for the Blood red Summer, is approaching. And when earth awakens, it won?t be happy.[/COLOR] [B][U][SIZE="4"][FONT="Georgia"][CENTER][COLOR="darkred"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Chapter 1:[/COLOR] The Beginning of all Things to End[/COLOR][/CENTER][/FONT][/SIZE][/U][/B] [COLOR="77656"][CENTER]_______________[/CENTER] Everyone gets one post for this chapter. I've PMed you guys about the bigger details. Once everyone has posted once, I will start chapter 2.[/COLOR]