Things I've learned from anime:
* English teachers are more fun than gym teachers (Azumanga Daioh).
* With a tiny pinch of insanity, it is possible to make it out of high school sane (Azumanga Daioh).
* If you go to a private school, be prepared for unusual happenings (example, monsters attacking, etc.).
* When the universe is in peril, leave it up to a clumsy, 14-year-old girl to save it along with her talking animal companion.
* Monsters and robots attacking the world is a way life.
* When a girl loses her panties and a boy approaches her, a wind will always blow at her sending her too short school uniform upward, creating a Marilyn Monroe-like moment.
* Most of the time, you will be able to breathe in outer space just fine without any special outfits.
* When clothes somehow burn/fall off a girl's body, the outfit always knows when and where to stop, covering the essentials.