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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: [B]WOW!!!!!!!!!!![/B]

Okay.....THE CLASSIC LINES FROM HOLY GRAIL: LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work LAUNCELOT: I know not my liege. ARTHUR: Consult the book of armaments. MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" MAYNARD: Amen. ALL: Amen. and..............(don don don) MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uuggggggh'. ARTHUR: What? MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'. BEDEVERE: What is that? MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it. LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on! MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says. ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it! MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating. ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else? MAYNARD: No. Just, 'uuggggggh'. LAUNCELOT: Aauuggghhh. ARTHUR: Aaauuuuuugggghhhhhh BEDEVERE: You don't suppose he meant the Camauuuugh? GALAHAD: Where's that? BEDEVERE: France, I think. LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall? ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives. SEVERAL: Iiiiives. BEDEVERE: Oooohoohohooo! LAUNCELOT: No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh. BEDEVERE: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm. LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh! BEDEVERE: Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh! ARTHUR: Ooooh!! GALAHAD: My God!! BEST TWO LINER: Run away! Run away!

WOW!!!! COOL!!!!!!!!!!! You sort of covered this with the armor in your clothes, but: Always ware outfits I can run in. and, my fave: Never install a genorator that you can be thrown down in the middle of the Throne Room (or one there period)!!!!!!!!:laugh:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by *GaLxY-GiRl* [/i] [B][COLOR=limegreen]Sure.....I've seen a few episodes. It's an okay show, but there's not enough action..... Dark Angel is [b]definitely[/b] better. That show roxs:naughty:!![/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] yeh......i know some people that are pretty crazy about Dark Angel....but I've never seen it. No action?!?!!? :eek: :laugh:

Lady--Unfortunetly, I have never been able to get my hands on a comic!!!:bawl: But I do here from a lot of people that it's great. I don't know if the series matches the comic, but I sure hope it does. Okay, let me refraize this: If you are actually [B]interested[/B] in WitchBlade, and have something to say, please do. (I don't mind if you say you hate it. Just back it up. I am very interested in what you don't like about it!) [SIZE=3]YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

Does anybody here watch WitchBlade? (If you don't, you should have!):freak: But really.....anybody?

FATHER: Hold it, please! Hold it! This is Sir Launcelot from the court of Camelot -- a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. LAUNCELOT: Hello. RANDOM: He killed my auntie! FATHER: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! ... Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father-- RANDOM: He's not quite dead! FATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father-- RANDOM: He's getting better! FATHER: For, since her own father... who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him,-- RANDOM: Oh, he's died! and, of course..... HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR: Who are you? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni! ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: The same! BEDEVERE: Who are they? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nuu-wom! RANDOM: Nuu-wom! ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! ARTHUR: A what? HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice. ARTHUR: Of course. HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive. ARTHUR: Yes. HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go! :whoops: