zenmonkey

alright you guys that have gotten somewhere on this game -- I NEED SOME HELP!!! i am playing the actual game, not the demo, mmkay -- i beat olga on the ship, but now i am just running around, i have explored the entire ship as far as i know -- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW HMMM??? thanks, i have been stuck here for a few hours . . .

yes, it is me . . . who am i . . . hmm . . you know . . . sometimes, just like yourself, i wish i had the answer to that question . . . **what how did you . . . oh wait . . yes, i heard your thoughts on this . . . and i have a small part of the answer for you . . . all that i am . . . is part of you . . . and you the same for me . . . many many millenia ago i was asked by the dai kaioushin to help develop a new race of protectors for the universe . . . it was decided that there would actually be two seperate races, each living seperately for each other, as a sort of fail-proof . . . from this plan rose the human race and the sayian race . . . by the laws of the universe, the human race is actually more evolved than the sayians because they do not have a tail . . . but . . . as you fully know from the legends of your ancestors, even the greatest human fighters like the ones known as krillin, tenshinhan, or even the one known as mr satan or hercule were no match for the awesome powers of the saiyans . . . and so it became that the saiyans were known as the greatest fighters in the universe . . . and from that came a desire to control the universe . . . but thanks to son goku . . . **SON GOKU!!! YOU KNOW WHO HE IS!!! yes yes, would you believe that i know son goku very well??? **BUT HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDRES OF YEARS!!!! ah ha yes, that is true . . . but still . . . thanks to him and his valiant efforts, the sayian race learned to live together in harmony with the peoples of the universe . . . which brings us to where we are today . . . **WHICH IS??? well, my young friend **KEN SUDDENLY TRIES TO TURN AROUND, BUT SEES NOTHING . . . AND THEN HEARS GRASS RUSTLING RIGHT BEHIND HIM . . . well where i am is right behind you, but you won't catch me there for long . . . as far as where things are in the universe . . . well . . . for the first time in a very very long time . . . i don't even have all the answers to that question . . . but i don't think it will be long before the time for asking questions is over with . . . much like it is for you . . . ***KEN AWAKENS TO FIND HIMSELF IN A FIELD WITH SIREN . . . NEITHER OF THEM ARE SURE HOW THE OTHER GOT THERE . . . I WATCH FROM MY HYPERBARIC CHAMBER IN SPACE, DEEP IN MEDITATION AND TRAINING . . .

**ken senses moving grass behind him . . it is me friend . . . do not turn around . . . how are you this evening???

sleep friend sleep . . . the danger has passed . . .

****ken . . . turn back . . . siren has been attacked by this creature . . . **** ***INSIDE THE ORB'S FORCE FIELD . . . WELL MONSTER, ARE YOU PREPARED TO FIGHT ME??? *** AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE YOU MONKEY!!!! HA!! EVER IS A CONCEPT YOU WILL NEVER FULLY UNDERSTAND!!! HERE!!! CLOSES BOTH FISTS, PLACES KNUCKLES TOGETHER -- SU-YI-SHA!!!! **SENDS ENERGY BLAST AT DEMON AND QUICKLY RUSHES AT THE DEMON THROUGH THE ENERGY TRAIL . . . ****WHA!! AARGHGHGH . . . **THE DEMON DODGES TO THE LEFT . . . TOO SLOW, SHADE!!!! *KICKS DEMON IN THE STOMACH* HAHAH I MUST SAY, THAT FELT GOOD!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN EYES BUG OUT LIKE THAT IN A WHILE!!! *SENSES DEMON PREPARING TO LEFTPUNCH, COUNTERS TO THE DEMON'S RIGHT, AND LANDS A PUNCH SQUARE IN THE DEMON'S SIDE . . . THERE YOU GO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT??? HEEEE-YA---KEE-RYU!!!!!!!! *SENDS LIGHT BLAST AT DEMON'S BACK . . . AND THE DEMON DODGES IT!!! **HAHAHAH WHATEVER YOU MAY BE, YOU MONKEY, YOU CANNOT BEAT ME!!!*** THE DEMON GLOATS AND LAUGHS . . . OH DEMON!!! TURN AROUND!!! **NO WAY, I'M NOT FOOLING FOR THAT OLD TRICK!! YOU AREN'T AS SMART AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE!!! HAHAH WELL OK THEN DEMON, YOU KNOW, THERE IS ALWAYS AN EXCEPTION TO EVERY RULE, AND THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE OF NOT TURNING AROUND WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO -- IS WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING TO TURN AROUND AND SEE!! *** NICE TRY BUT NO WA**** !#$%! SMASH !#$^!#^$ !!!! THE BLAST HAS COME BACK AND HIT THE DEMON IN THE BACK SENDING HIM HURTLING TOWARDS ZENMONKEY . . . HEHEHE YES DEMON, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE RETURN BOOMERANG BLAST . . . AND NOW . . . **SQUINTING HIS EYE, ZENMONKEY REARS BACK HIS LEFT HAND, WHICH GLOWS A BRIGHT GREEN . . . *POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* RIGHT IN THE DEMON FACE!!! ***THERE IS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE SCREAMING NOISE AS THE DEMON'S FACE DISINTEGRATES IN SLOW MOTION AROUND THE FIERY KNUCKLES OF ZEN MONKEY . . . AND HERE'S ONE FOR GOOD RIDDANCE!!! ****GRABS DEMON BY WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS NECK AND . . . *** SNAP@@@@@ WITH A KNEE KICK RIGHT TO THE DEMON GUT . . . THERE IS A SPLIT SECOND PAUSE . . . AND . . . ZENMONKEY'S KNEE COMES OUT THROUGH THE DEMON'S BACK!!!! THE FORCE PROPELS THE DEMON UPWARDS, WITH BOTH LEGS AND ARMS STILL OUTSTRETCHED . . . AND NOW TO FINISH YOU DEMON!!!! ***places hands flat together . . . stops breathing . . . slows heart rate . . . shi-shu-ri-ma-KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! AND SPREADS HIS ARMS WIDE -- A MASSIVE BURST OF LIGHT ENERGY ERUPTS FORTH AND CATCHES THE DEMON SQUARE IN THE CHEST, FILLING HIS BODY AND HIS CELLS WITH LIGHT ENERGY . . . UNTIL THE WHOLE CREATURE ERUPTS IN A DISGUSTING BURST OF EVIL . . . *** bits and chunks of demon come splattering back at zenmonkey, but are diverted by the aura field around him . . . GOOD RIDDANCE DEMON . . . ***telepathically to siren -- siren . . . you should be ok now, if you have any problems w/ demontrace, just meditate for a moment, you will be ok . . . ***ken . . . siren is safe for now from the demon . . . but keep an eye out for her . . . she is a valiant warrior and as you see we must help each other until this story unfolds fully . . .

WHAT!!! NO!! IT'S STILL EARLY!!!! BUT I CAN FEEL IT . . . NO . . . WAIT . . . THIS FORCE IS NOT IT . . . what????? . . . IT'S ATTACKING SIREN!!!! AND I THINK SHE THINKS IT IS ME!!!!! I MUST HELP!!! **** BACK DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!! ****** . . . OH NO she has passed out . . . i must help her!!! if i don't the demon will devour her soul and this may be the catalyst for the end!!!! **** mindports to siren **** inside her subconscious it is dark . . . but shadows are dancing everywhere . . . i feel you here now demon, you will be no longer in a moment . . . i hope you are prepared for the judgment which will be laid upon your spirit . . . ****YOU!!!!!!!! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO DO TO STOP ME???? I AM AN AGENT OF JANENBA!!!! YOU WILL BOW!!! SILLY DEMON . . . DO YOU NOT KNOW ME??? LEAVE THIS GIRL'S BODY NOW!!!! IF YOU WISH TO FIGHT ME, THEN LET'S TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HERE!!!! I WILL PROVE YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WEAK AND WEARY SHADE AWAITING ITS ETERNAL REST . . . IT IS A FAVOR I LOOK FORWARD TO SERVING TO YOU . . . NOW!!! LET'S GO!!!! **** SIREN'S BODY CRINGES AND SHAKES AS A RED HUE BUILDS AROUND HER BODY . . . A YELLOW LIGHT BEGINS CREEPING INTO THE RED . . . SHE IS LIFTED A FEW INCHES FROM THE GROUND BY THE AURA . . . THE YELLOW OVERTAKES THE RED AND BOTH PUSH AWAY FROM SIREN, LEAVING HER HOVING FOR A SPLIT SECOND ABOVE THE SOFT SNOW ON THE MOUNTAIN, WHERE SHE FALLS PAINLESSLY . . . **** she comes to in just enough time to see the orangish orb racing away across the night sky . . . ****telepathically to siren******SIREN!!! I KNOW YOU ARE CONSCIOUS NOW!!! YOU MUST RETURN TO YOUR TROOPS!!! THIS DEMON MAY HAVE LEFT PARASITIC REMAINS IN YOUR MIND -- YOU MUST RETURN AND MEDITATE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME TO CLEANSE YOUR MIND, IF YOU DO NOT, YOU MAY LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND!!!! I WILL DEFEAT THIS DEMON, AND WHEN I DO, HIS PARASITES WILL BE DESTROYED AS WELL . . . BUT GO NOW, YOUR TROOPS NEED YOU!!!!!

*** young ken you have sensed me . . . do not be afraid if i do not communicate directly with you again for a time, but we shall meet . . . thank you for sparing the young woman . . . you are a noble fighter and an asset to this planet . . . peace be with you on your journey . . . *** siren . . . your internal senses have detected a presence up to which now you were not fully aware of . . . it is my presence you are sensing . . . i know your motivation behind dethronnig andrew, and i know what it means to you . . . for your safety, tread lightly, there is evil manifesting on this planet -- you are a valient warrior in your own right -- but you will be no match if you are caught between the factions . . . peace be with you ***

yes . . . andrew . . . right now there is a young lady in the castle, she goes by the name siren . . . *** she is here to kill him isn't she . . . yes, she is. i have a feeling you know why . . . *** yes . . . good, that will save me some very valuable time . . . *** she must be stopped then, for the sake of the kingdom . . . and for the sake of my son . . . GUA . . . NO SHHH DON'T CALL FOR THE GUARDS . . . she mustn't be killed, she is here for one purpose, and now it is not to kill your son, whether she knows this yet or not . . . *** hmmm . . . i trust you, spirit . . . but i love my son and i love the people of this kingdom . . . as i know both he and they love you sir, and that's why i am speaking to you . . . the others only know of my presence subconsciously, they have sensed me but i have contacted none of them . . . your son's friend . . . ** craig?? yes . . . craig . . . he has a bit of subconscious knowledge of me, so that i may circumvent explaining myself to him . . . ***probably a wise idea, craig's fierceness is a great quality to have in a warrior, but sometimes it works against him . . . he's a good kid though . . . aye, i'm sure of it . . . but ***but you haven't gotten to the big problem yet have you . . . no . . . no sir, not even remotely . . . ahhh . . . i am sensing that siren is no longer a hidden presence in the castle herself . . . she has been found by a young fighter, ken . . . ***ahh ken, yes, i trust him . . . he will get to the bottom of her story . . . good, time is of the essence . . . i must leave you, please, this matter must for the time being be kept between you and i . . . there may be a way to prevent the catastrophe which is awaiting vegeta on the future's horizon . . . unnecessary alarm now will only harm us *** yes, i understand . . . i would say god be with you, spirit . . . but i have a feeling he already is . . . yes . . . yes he is . . . *******JOH-SHIM-BAH-SHA-RIKYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****** the light particles disappear, and the former king sits in his chair, breathing peacefully, and slowly falls into a deep calm sleep. **from space, i see you king, sleeping peacefully, may god be with you as well, here is a forcefield of energy for you as well my friend . . . **shim-kri-ya** !!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by stormwing [/i] [B] [COLOR=crimson]who made him god?[/COLOR] siren: *looks up* fate just has to do this to me... [/B][/QUOTE] hmm . . . it seems another is aware of my presence now . . . hahah but she thinks that i am god . . . hahah . . . such limited mindscope . . . thinking only of themselves, a terrible trait of humanoids, one i wish would never have been implemented over the millenia of their development . . . as if a tree were humanoid, or a rock . . . or gravity . . . such limited scope will only cause weakness in battle . . . i hope this one trains hard because she will be necessary to defend this world or she will be used as nothing more than a pawn in its destruction . . . ahh irregardless, i have other matters more important than this one . . . ************ a small beam of light appears in a low-lit, cool room. the walls are covered in bookcases and papers, thousands and thousands of them in many many languages. an old man sits in a chair in the corner, rubbing his eyes and breathing heavily . . . . . . sir . . . ** the old man jumps ** . . . i am a friend, please . . . be calm . . . ** hmmm . . . he says . . . i can't see you . . . and . . . I CAN'T HEAR YOU EITHER!! BUT . . . i can feel you . . . who are you . . . i . . . feel that i know you . . . you do, sir . . . a long long time ago, we are part of each other, far before this time and the form in which you exist in now . . . that is what you are feeling isn't it? ** yes . . . yes it is . . . i am sensing you are needing my help? is that correct??? what is this about? yes . . . yes it is . . . it's about your son sir . . . *** andrew??????????

hmm i am now sensing some dissension between the newly crowned king of this planet, andrew . . . and his general craig . . . it doesn't seem to be resonating yet through their forces . . . if they are the ones to be responsible for defending the inhabitants of this planet, they had better get the chain of command down, and now. this soon after a change in leadership and with the impending conflict that will soon be visiting this planet, it would be a shame to see all of these peaceful people and this beautiful planet destroyed due to a conflict between two people . . . i feel it is time for my presence to be known on this planet . . . i will project a mental teleportation of my essence to the one person on vegeta that i feel may be able to assist me, i can tell by my readings that he is still the most revered and powerfull person on this planet . . . ****closes eyes****interlocks fingers**** du-ye-kin-cha-ni-pa!!!!!!!!!!!************************************

hmm . . . i sense one of these creatures . . . craig i believe . . . is having some thoughts about his lineage . . . he is concerned about his bloodline . . . i think he may be sensing an effect of my presense . . . i don't think he quite understands the scope of my being . . . i am the elemental evolutionary force of the universe, i am the precipice, the razor's edge of eternal and omnipotent balance, i am subject to the physical laws of the universe only when in my present material form, at which point i have slowed particles of light to a speed capable of containing themselves in a form detectable by the senses . . . it was my will that the prehistorical bio-mass responsible for all humanoid life of the universe formed, and then began building itself over millions of years to reach the form of his ancestor goku and that of his friend andrew, vegeta . . . both of which were great warriors in their time, son goku being a close personal friend of mine after his departure from this dimension, i must say even i learned some things from such a pure-hearted and kind spirit, and son vegeta, a pupil of mine while i was a visiting master at otherworld school tencha-ky-ji-no . . . however, this young general . . . his thoughts are almost filled with pride . . . for a warrior, a necessary tool . . . but also a downfall if not kept in check. i will submit a few cells of knowledge into his subconsciousness with a bit of knowledge as to who i am so that when i meet this young general i will not have to spend the precious moments at hand explaining myself to him. ***transmits small mindcell transmission to general craig *** name: known as zenmonkey, in some legends as spacegnostic age: n/a height: condensed and upright: 5' 11" weight: condensed: 175lbs race: n/a bio: the ancient energy emanation responsible for the humanoid form of evolution, including sayian and humans. at one with both the physics and supernatural of the universe, but to have any interaction, i must slow my particles down to below light speed to form a physical being, usually in the form of the zenmonkey, which resembles the legendary missing link between lower monkeys and humans. this form has a tail but is not subject to automatic oozaru transformation. a very wise and powerful master, i must stay within the parameters of the universe when in physical form. strength: 3000 speed:3000 agility:3000 dexterity:3000 ki:3000 currently, after 2 days in the subspace hyperbaric chamber, stats register @ 7000 each peace be with you, young general, there are long hard days ahead. **** end transmission **** hmmm . . . here, i think this will help this planet out . . . *** crosses eyes . . . ja-yi-ya - KU!!!!! *** CREATES POWERFUL FORCE SHIELD OF ENERGY WHICH IS UNDETECTABLE BY SAIYAN SENSES OR TECHNOLOGY AROUNG PLANET VEGETA . . . . . . i can tell they know something is about to happen . . . but i don't think they realize the scope . . . we shall see . . . we shall see . . .

the calming wave of ohm gently subsides, my eyes open in the chamber and i dissolve its walls around me . . . hmmm . . . i sense a death . . . siren . . . and another warrior . . . kaiyu . . . i look down on planet vegeta with its varied landscapes -- barren mountains, vast oceans, supple rich fields . . . *planet vegeta, it has been many many many years since the time of your namesake . . . i see you are as proud and strong as the great sayain warrior, but you seem to be tempered and even . . . i am proud of you in your evolution as a species*

LATER FRIEND!!!

as the kamahemaha waves come smashing into the super-oozaru duo and kool are blasted backwards by the force . . . feeling for sure that the strange zenmonkey creature has been destroyed, they both look investigatingly at the dust . . . duo, thinking the situation is finally taken care flies off to help out elsewhere . . . as kool looks over the edge of the crater, he sees a strange, 3/4 man, 1/4 monkey person at the bottom, rubbing his head . . . there is a broken fishbowl next to him and a goldfish flopping around . . . the creature makes a sudden move which kool thinks is an attack but the creature just grabs the goldfish, holds it between his hands, moves his hands a bit apart and suspends the goldfish in the air . . . and causes a sphere of water to coalesce around the fish . . . there you go my little friend . . . looks up at kool . . . *HEY!!!! THANKS!!! NICE BATTLE!!!*

** dramatically goes flying backwards into the cliff ** senses the kamahemhama waves being generated *** **HERE MY FRIENDS, LET ME HELP YOU!!! *** BEGINS GRAVITATINOAL PULL FROM BEHIND DUO AND KOOL, CONCENTRATES THE FORCE OF THE GRAVITY INTO THEIR BEINGS AND INCREASES THE FORCE OF THE WAVES BY 75%!!! ******* NOW!!!!!! ********