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  1. [COLOR=Purple]Until recently I never really took bisexuality seriously. I always thought 'bi, gay, whats the difference?' But then this guy I know who's bi will pretty much kill you if you ccall him gay. I mean, he REALLY gets emotional about it. I personally don't care, as my sexuality seems to sway with the wind though I don't care at all. It doesn't really matter right now, after all as I said the only kind of relationship I can have right now is an internet one. Which isn't bad, I just hope that there are people willing to have a long-distance realationship.[/COLOR]
  2. [COLOR=Purple]Ah, yes, the true brilliance of steryotypes and political correctness is that they are both observed by all. When strait people see a girly guy like me their first question is "you gay or something?" So then there is a fork in the road. I can take one path and say 'yes' and the politically correct portion of the opponent's mind decides 'oh, he's gay. Im creeped out, but I don't want to offend him. Ill just ignore him'. Then I could say 'no' and now they're thinking 'haha! Dude looks like a girl! Ill make fun of him!' Ya see? I've been in plenty of these situations. So, when I come in looking like a girl and someone wants to bother me about it, the answer 'Im bi' actually works to my advantage.[/COLOR]
  3. [COLOR=Purple]Kiala noticed the sparkle in Suzu's eyes as he looked at Hitomi. Deciding it would be better if he went with who he really wanted she gave him a motion to make his move. She then got up. "Um, emergency, seeya!" She got up and moved to a table in the back of the cafeteria where Joshua was already eating his lunch lookeing increadibly hurt and lonely. Oh no! how had she forgotten too sit with him? She quickly hurried over and sat across from him. "Hey there Josh!" Josh turned totally red and he seemed to brighten up a bit. "Oh... h-hey... um... sorry but I don't think I know your name..." Kiala smiled. He was kind of cute and his blushing only made him cuter. "My name is Kiala! So, who are you going to the dance with?" Now Joshau turned fully red and he looked like he was going to faint. "I-I don't... um... know.. uh..." "Josh... I'll go to the dance with you!"[/COLOR]
  4. [COLOR=Purple]Woah dude, that's deep! I llove it! It gives a great image of the crappiness of society and how you have chosen to disband yourself. I, personally, follow a different philosophy, though. (Mine being that there's no way to change society so you might as well go with the flow :/)[/COLOR]
  5. [COLOR=Purple]Kaila merrily strolled out of the classroom and headed to the right, completely not noticing Jason who was on the other side of the door listening to music. He noticed her and started following her, to scared to speak. Kiala arrived at the cafeteria where a small group of girls was hudled around a poster. Kiala touched a finger to her chin wondering what she was missing then quickly headed over to them. DANCE!! The poster read. Kiala's eyes raced through the instruction paragraph as her heart sang with merriment! A dance! What a wonderful way to hang out with friends and show that special someone how awesome you are! But who was she to ask? She looked around and spotted Suzu taking a seat on the far side of the cafeteria. Ah, Suzu! What a great guy! But she had know idea if he even remotely liked him. She decided to go over and sit next to him. "Hey there Suzu!" She said smiling and holding up a peace sign. "Oh, hey Kiala!" Suzu replied. Kiala cut right to the chase. "Hey, who you takin to the school dance?"[/COLOR]
  6. [COLOR=Purple]Kiala sat glaring at the jack-ass across from her for a few seconds before turning her eyes once again to the luscious image of hotness that rested to her left. Out of the corner of her eye she noticed another boy she didn't know making his way out of the classroom, a somber look on his face. Kiala worriedly stood up and headed for the door after him. She caught up to him in the hall and stepped in front of him. "Hey there! Where you goin?" "Uh... home." he said slightly embarassed. "Really? Um... hey what's your name? I usually know people but I don't recognize you." Jason sighed as the two of them had both lived here for seven years. "My name is Jason." "Really? That's a cute name! So, why are you going home?" Jason blushed a little before responding. "I... want to be alone" "Aw, c'mon! Don't be like that! The school day's hardly started! I'm sure the rest of the day will be good!" Jason seemed to be confused as the why this bouncy little girl blocked his path. "Where do you sit at lunch, Jason?" "Um... in the back..." "All by yourself?" Jason was now extremely embarassed. "Um... yeah..." Kiala looked overwhelmingly sad and reached out and hugged him. "You can sit next to me and my friends today, okay? But you have to stay till lunch at least!"[/COLOR]
  7. [COLOR=Purple]why yall gotta be -471/\/ on t3h 13375|>34< ? XD I don't see anything wrong with it. Also, j00 should know that there are MANY variations of l337 speak. Some people don't use numbers so much as they do lines. 1 /-\/\/\ +3|-| |33+ /\/\/-\5+312 !!! or ! 4/\/\ 73- 1337 /\/\4573? !!! Are both the same thing (I am the leet master!!!)[/COLOR]
  8. [COLOR=Purple]OoC: I never put a pic of Kiala up so I will now. Just remove the ears and tail. Kiala bounced over to her group, wide eyed and smiling broadly. "Hi Quincy!" she said looking up at him with a smile that would make anysoftheart jump out and hug her. Quincy glanced down at her. "Oh... Um, hey. Uh... we should get to work." Quincy saaid sitting down. Kiala gleefully slid herself into a chair. She looked ove at the third member of the group it was a boy she had never seen before. He was a total heartthrob! She stared at him with gleaming eyes while he readied a paper and pencil. "We'll start with you, cutie," the mystery boy said to Kiala. She just about died in that very second and her face was coated in a blush redder than blood. "My name is Kiala. I was raised in Germany and was born in the united States and my parents have a lot of money, not that I really care. All I care about is my friends! I also really, really love to make new friends." She said, her face beaming with glee as she oogled the painfully beautifull man before her. "Um... that's all," She finished.[/COLOR]
  9. [QUOTE=EVA Unit 100]Wow. Are you me from 1.25 years in the future? I seem to be going through some of the same issues. I'm a bit younger, though (13 in a few months), so the part about your peers having sexual relationships doesn't apply to my situation. Other than that, it seems as if we're thinking almost the exact same thoughts. Guess it's just something people think about when they're going through early puberty. For a bit of time I was certain that I was straight, but then a few months back I thought I had a crush on one of the boys at my school (I don't have it now, though). Now I'm extremely uncertain about my sexuality but in all honesty I don't really care since I'm so young. I'll give myself time to figure this type of confusing stuff out. Hmm, I wonder where the fact I used to think T.M. Revolution was female fits into this...[/QUOTE] [COLOR=Purple]My only advice is... hell I don't know. I think my situation will change once I'm around people I can have a relationship with anyway. I like being bisexual. It's a lot funer and it gives me an excuse to be cute ^_^[/COLOR]
  10. [COLOR=Purple]XD Im flattere dyou thought I was a girl but the I'm actually a boy :animeswea What? I?m Sorry I Can?t Hear You What Was It That You Just Said? I?m Sorry Didn?t Hear You Speak Up Or You?ll End Up Dead[/COLOR]
  11. [COLOR=Purple]Thanks both of you. DNAlover this IS my poetry book, BGPNP. I'm sorry for the caps in this one buth that's how it was origionally typed... I was angry at the time. And no caps lock either, I just held the shift key >_
  12. [COLOR=Purple]thanks! I'm guessing 'all some' means 'awesome'? What Do You Want? Don?t Ever Be Afraid To Say What You Want To Do What You Want To Be What You Want Just Know What You Want Be Sure It?s What You Want And When You Know It?s What You Want Do It Because If You Don?t Know What You Want You?ll Never Get What You Want And The Thoughts Of What You Want Will Torment You[/COLOR]
  13. [COLOR=Purple]Oh don't worry, these are premade, I got a million of em! Once Upon A Time Once Upon A Time A Young Hero With A Sword Saved The World From Endless Darkness Once Upon A Time A Woman With Nothing To Loose Sets Out On a Quest For Bitter Vengeance Once Upon A Time A Space Cruiser Carrying A Military Prototype Weapon Is Attacked By Aliens Once Upon A Time An Insignificant Boy Writes An Insignificant Poem Of His Insignificance[/COLOR]
  14. [quote name='DNAngellover']I like that hug it almost feel so real & when u put it in a peom like u did I could almost see it :catgirl:[/quote] [COLOR=Purple]Thanks ^_^ And please, call me Tical Sing The Song Of Life All Life Is A Song A Long, Depressing Ballad An Ode To Sorrow A Bellowing Dramatic Opera All Life Is A Song An Energetic Guitar Riff A Shower Of Violence A Voice That Screams In Agony All Life Is A Song A Beautiful Melody A Powerful Rhythm A Distressful Tune[/COLOR]
  15. [COLOR=Purple]Weird Al's masterpiece and a half, Albequerke. Need I say more? Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin It wa driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' upi for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque[/COLOR]
  16. [COLOR=Purple]Alright then! I like everything, I don't care about labels and I am officially bisexual. I'm pretty sure the only difference is that psychologists can't perscribe medicine and psychiatrists can. Thanks you goys! *hugs everyone* :p [/COLOR]
  17. [COLOR=Purple][b]Name:[/b] Kiala Mihitsu [b]Age:[/b] 16 [b]Gender:[/b] Female [b]Personality:[/b] Kiala is always happy and excited. She loves to be around others and always stays close to her friends. She loves to hug people and always wants to feel loved. [b]Short Bio:[/b] Kiala was born into a rich family in Germany. Despite living in Europe her parents were actually an American mother and a Japanese father. Her parents were owners of a business which had made a lot of money in the United States and so they moved to Germany where Kiala was born. Once the company had become popular in Germany Kiala's parents became very wealthy. When Kiala was around nine years old they decided to move to a quiet town in Australia where they would live out the rest of their lives. Kiala quickly made friends and her parents were happy so they decided to stay. Now Kiala is in high school and has made friends with the others, Suzu in particular [b]The Crush List:[/b] Suzu, Micheal Hope thats all okay[/COLOR]
  18. [quote name='persocomblues']See that's a bit strange then. Actually no it isn't actually, I just find it amusing to nit pick these things with you ;) [/quote] [COLOR=Purple]And I find it strange that you like it more wher Darren sngs, but you like the first album most which is all Serj. Upon hearing Hypnotize 500 times I can safeky say that I like it more than Mezmerize almost solely based on the last 4 songs.[/COLOR]
  19. [COLOR=Purple]The Perfect Idea by Tical Okay, what say name changes are only allowed to happen once every four months. This will work as the people who actually go about changing their names do so even more often than that so this would be a great time interval. It's not like the whole sit would go about changing theor names evry 4 months, I mean, how many people change their names as it stands? As for notification, how about replacing the member titles with former usernames? Or just put the under the member title.[/COLOR]
  20. [COLOR=Purple]I don't have time to go through and snatch every quote that I want to answer so I'll just make a list 1. 14 isn't that young, I know plenty of kids my age who are in sexual relationships. 2. I am different, I don't even want a sexual relationship >_< 3. I disagree with having to have a stronger pull on one gender. I like to think of myself as right in the middle. 4. To anyone who thinks I'm probably just going through a phase, in all honesty I'd hate to think that I'm not bisexual... 5. Yes, psychology at 14. I have already saved several people online from killing themselves and I've helped some people with relationship problems.[/COLOR]
  21. [COLOR=Purple]If I'm not on OB Im on a vast multitude of other sites making myself known.[/COLOR]
  22. [COLOR=Purple]Thanks ^_^ This one just sort of came to me. [center]I Die My life flashes before me eyes I gaze up towards the dark blue skies And the one I so despise Gazes down at me The blood slowly seeps around me I already can?t feel my feet My eyes tear up till I can?t see And he gazes down at me I feel the pain deep in my side And all of my feelings subside The one who killed me runs to hide No one is there for me My soul slips from my lifeless corpse My friends and loved ones will remorse My body and I now divorce Life is over for me [/center][/COLOR]
  23. [COLOR=Purple]Every song by Gwar (they have like 10 CDs) Is about death and mutilation. Hold on let me get my cousin in here he's all about underground rock bands.[/COLOR]
  24. [COLOR=Purple]Yepper! Bad Acid Trip. This band is insane, they're kinda somewhere between Rob Zombie and Gwar. Their music is flippin trippy as it's got some screaming, but sometimmes the singer just talks in all kinds of weird voices and crap, and its not bad either. Their lyrics are somewhere along the lines of System of a Down but more weird. They've got one CD out and another on the way and they've been touring with Gwar and System of a Down on occasion. [/COLOR]
  25. [quote name='kuroinuyoukai'] I am also thankful that God made sensitive men who are just beautiful people through and through. You know who you are. ;) [/quote] [COLOR=Purple]*hopes you're talking about me XD* I am thankful for my family and the few friends I have. Despite the fact that a lot of them benefit me in no way, at least I have them XD I am thankful for my strange talents as a writer and psychilogist (strange meaning extraordinary *bragging*) and my vast knowledge (despite uncaring attitude) [/COLOR]
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