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[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Listening to our song right now Billy, and I'm very impressed. The part where it gets into the Omar-style solo-over-riff is just amazing and carries well thoroughly. I can really see TMV influence in this, lol. Great stuff, I'd buy your albums. [/COLOR]

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]Try using refresh if you haven't already.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]>_> For the KnJ thread it's been 2 days. I don't think refresh is solving much.[/COLOR]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I'll fix it in a bit. [b]Edit:[/b] Fixed, at least for now. This seems to be happening a lot lately and I'm thinking it has to due with the server trouble Adam has been mentioning on theOtaku/myOtaku. All it is is the thread reply count values not getting updated in the database, though, so it's not really hurting anything. Hopefully there won't be any larger problems.[/color][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]>_> fixed my ***. I just posted in the event master thread and for the third time today my post didn't show up. Also, the KnJ one still doesn't say the correct name XD[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"][B]What is your availability? For instance, if you held an event where you had to tally votes, you might need to invest more time than usual.[/B] Have you seen me? I'm on more than anyone else. I actually have a compulsion to check this site obsessively. I'm pretty sure I even have the most posts per day of anyone on OB, lol [B]Are you happy to work with members to bring their event ideas to life?[/B] Of course! As a person who's obsessed with creating projects, but can never get the support to continue, I know how important it is to work on bringing ideas to life, and anyone who comes forward I will gladly assist. [B]List two of your own event ideas here. You will need to be able to bring your own events to OB, as member-driven events will not always be available.[/B] My goal for OB events is to have an even mixture or big events spanning over time and small events lasting over shorter periods. One of my biggest problems with OB events is that they suffer the curse of not being very inclusive. It's always either some kind of popularity contest, or something that only appeals to a portion of OB (like, one that only rpers will care about, or one that only anime fans will care about.) and that they are almost always some huge event that doesn't hold peoples' attentions for long enough. As the event master with WAY too much time on his hands, I thought it might be cool to set up something called Event Friday (or Wednesday, or whatever day I decide on.) where every Friday, I'd host a small event for people to participate in. These could be anything. Maybe something like the Otaku Lounge Quiz where it's like a game show in which our goal is to buzz in with the answer first (in this case, post) and the questions are things like [B]Q: In which thread did a moderator use the word 'sex' three times in one post?[/B] or [B]Q: What are the post numbers of each line quoted by Allamorph on Monday? [/B]and then whoever answers the most questions first by the next week would be the winner. Or perhaps a game called Race to the Golden Thread where all competitors must create a thread and race to see who can reach the second page fastest, or maybe they have to get the most posts by the end of the week (with the catch being that they aren't allowed to post more than x number of times themselves.) Or maybe a contest where everyone has to see who can make the most posts with 6 or more lines in a week: My point is, these ae the most simplistic ones but they're still fun and might drive people to be more active all-around and get competitive. And if every week gets too tiring or people don't care as much, then I'd span it out to 2 weeks and tweak the missions, but I doubt that'll happen looking at something like The Anime Feud, which only got more and more popular with time. In addition to these short events, there might be a monthly big event, and these would be ones with more specific themes in mind. For instance, for November, coming up, it might be a Thanksgiving theme. Perhaps in that month it would be called Mediaphile's Thanksgiving Extravaganza (okay, that's a stupid title, but I'm going as I go) in which participants all have the chance to create something special that relates to Thanksgiving -ie picture, story, song, whatever - that's a pretty simplistic idea, but at other times it could be more complex (also, there would obviously be things done differently each month and the same month wouldn't be the same each year.) Maybe come December there's a list of activities to choose from or do all of. Like: [B][FONT="Book Antiqua"] ~I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas - The December Event~[/FONT][/B] [B]A: Christmas is right up the road, and I know I'll be hittin' the drinks and crankin' the tunes! Unfortunately, festive tunes aren't my gig. Can you do me a favor? [u]Make me a 15-song mixtape of songs that remind you of the season.[/u][/B] [Quote=Deus ex Digital Boy]Christmas? Ah, the American industrialism at it's best. The snow is stained with the blood of the condemned... 1. The Desolation Song - Agalloch - The lyrics are downright icy, and Agalloch always has that feeling of being out in the cold. Kind of like a drunkard on Christmas, out all on his own. 2. One Trillion Dollars - Anti-Flag ETC...[/quote] [B] B: Wouldn't you know it? Frosty's gone and melted on me, the jerk. I managed to find his corn-cob pipe, button nose, and all that stuff, but I'm missing a few things he was carrying for me. [u]Would you mind helping me by looking for his pieces in threads with over 12 posts?[/u][/B] [quote name='Premonition the Gunslinger]Wow, I never would have guessed that Frosty was hitting the stash, but I guess this [b]10-pound bag of marijuana[/b'] wouldn't have been in the 13th post of What are you watching/reading now? thread just because SunfallE is a drug addict[/quote] ETC... In addition to the monthly and weekly/biweekly events, there'd have to be a 4-month dealio that's more like the events we have now, because people still enjoy those and it's not like we can just forget about some of the great OB traditions. And, of course, the yearly Nifty Fifty would be intact. [B] Are you going to be committed to the job? Why should we make you Event Master?[/B] I have dreamed of holding an important position on OB for years, but only recently have I felt that I really am up to the job. Otakuboards is a huge part of my life, and I have striven to make it fun and interesting as much as I can. I have a lot of dedication to the site and given the power and responsibility, I would take as much time as possible (and that's a lot of time XD) to better the site. The reason I think that I'm the [i]most[/i] cut out for the job is that of anyone on Otakuboards, I firmly believe that I am the one who's here the most, the one with the most ability and dedication, and all-around the man for the job. I know I have enough creative ideas to always reinvent myself and create new an exciting events that always keep the site active. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]OH MY GOD, episode 4 featured a demon that fights using [i]the English alphabet.[/i] That's plain awesome. Also, the blue-haired guy just keeps getting hotter and hotter, and now there's a cute teacher to join the regiment. Wait, am I the only one scared that a lot of the guys in this show seem a bit older than Amu?! Thank god this is a kids show... but it is shoujo, so god knows what could happen XD[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Argh, I was the last poster in the Shana thread >_> Thankfully, that's what this thread's for! So far, I?m really enjoying Shana season 2. If you didn?t notice, I only recently finished the first season of Shana, so I?m lucky enough to be able to pick up right after leaving off. while it good so far, though, it?s a little bit of a bumpy road. The first episode, I thought, was really good, and yet the next one was only ?okay? in m opinion. The episode had a lot of pondering to figure out the situation, which is usually a way of gathering necessary hints for the next battle. However, seeing as the Tomogara was killed rather easily, and we have yet to see that scenario again, it seems like the second ep was at least a bit pointless. However, episode 3 helped get things back on track with some fun scenes that involved a plan that actually made sense (this only happens once-on-a-while in Shana) and the introduction of there?s-no-way-your-convincing-me-that?s-not Hecate. Episode 4, which I just completed, was interesting, but a little boring, and most importantly made me a little angry. There were a few things that I really liked. Yuji?s advancements in ability are nice to see, and his new possible rivalry looks like it could be interesting. I also think it would add some heavy drama if Yuji does what he looks like he?s doing and falls for t-n-w-y-c-t-n Hecate. As well, the end of the episode shows that Shana and Yoshida might actually form some kind of friendship, so that could be interesting. However, there were some things that I thought were just stupid. Has Shana really not realized her emotions toward this girl yet? After having gone through all this once before? Why doesn?t Shana or Yoshida get more assertive? And for the god, someone please *****-slap Yuji. throughout season one, i came to like Yuji more than you average brain-dead male lead, but man, he?s slipping. He?s not just oblivious anymore, now he?s bordering on plain stupidity. He?s close to Shana now, and he knows that Yoshida is in love with him. I can understand that the new girl looks really innocent and his intentions are good, but how the **** is he not questioning things a little yet?! Ugh? anyway, I?ll continue to watch with strange devotion.[/COLOR]

[quote name='Fyxe'][size=1][I]1. Do you have anyone who you'd like to take your virginity?[/I] Yes. And Conrad I can't believe you don't want me to take your virginity! >:/ Haha.[/size][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]You say yourself you don't want to XD besides, in your case, I'd rather wait till after the operation ;) [SIZE="1"](if you aren't Fyxe, please don't comment on that statement >_>)[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]If a meteor is crashing into us, then it depends on the time left. If it's right about to hit, I'd just say "about ****ing time" and listen to AEnima by Tool as the prophesy came true. If I had some time I'd... >_> you know, rather not talk about it. I mean, it's kind of obvious that I have a bit of a sadistic side. [/COLOR]

[quote name='Aceburner']I'm beginning to think irony is Otakuboards' thing. For example, this stupidity of namecalling thread has become a KH bashing thread. Love it.[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Notice how throughout the thread I've only mentioned insults that I myself use? It's more along the lines of me and Prem loving to contradict ourselves and generally say what we please XD Anyone think Youtard would be good for people who spend all their time watching stupid youtube vids? Also, am I the only one who uses the simple term 'Myspace user' as an insult? (I even make fun of my mom for using the godawful disservice)[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]My bro reminded me to bring up the amazing headshot squish in Gears of War. Epic beautiful. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Hey, I'm not sure if this is something the BB code can help with, but is it possible to embed links in sig images? For instance, is there any possible way that could make it so that my sig image is 5 links at once? Like, I could click on a different part of the image, and it would be a different link. I dunno if that's possible, it just sounds badass and I'd love to try it.[/COLOR]

[quote name='Aceburner']Classic. That's my answer, too. Another good one is most of Link's grunts and yips, especially that fantastic shriek when he falls or dies. It's so unmasculine I can't hep but laugh whenever it comes out of such a cool guy's mouth.[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]By far, the greatest thing Link does is the burned sound. "AHTATATATA!" so fast! Sugoi! It's like a machine gun! though I agree his emasculating scream is quite fun. I'd like to bring up the sound when you blow up the thin glowing crates in Halo 2. r even the sound if you stand next to a Ghost or Banshee when it blows. Both do have a chance of scaring the **** outta you though XD[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Aceburner, your post is a shameful testament to exactly what I'm talking about. You could have substituted Kingdom Hearts for FF or Zelda (though those 2 have a decent fan base as well as a crappy one, while KH mostly has the later) or even People who Still Enjoy Megaman. Actually, just go on youtube and type in "Numb" and every person's name on a video is a person I harbor personal disdain toward. I wish there was a fun pun for fusing KH with retard like in Naruto's case. Though maybe someone with more wit than I can come help me out with that?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]As for why I didn't show up, I watched it 2 ****ing weeks ago on the day I'd looked forward to >_> This weekend I was busy watching Potemayo and R.O.D. the TV to completion. Also, [url=http://forums.megatokyo.com/index.php?showtopic=1727306&st=0]LS liscensed?[/url][/COLOR]

[quote name='Matt']I bought [B]Tales of Symphonia[/B] a week ago, and I must say I am ashamed for not getting it sooner, especially since I've had Gamecube since the Christmas the year it was released. The action gameplay is really addicting - I feel like its the type of style that FF XII was going for. The story was kinda meh until I reached the Tower of Salvation, and things have improved at a high rate. And then there is Zelos. =D Now, like the ninja fanboy that I am, I am absolutely loving Sheena. She was kinda bad at first, but now, she's awesome. She's great in combat - sorta like a Rogue in WoW. Keep her healthy, and she can do a great amount of damage. Zelos, on the other hand, is more of a replacement for [spoiler]Kratos[/spoiler] than anything. I kinda feel that the developers ran out of ideas on what role Zelos would play in combat. But hey, who dosen't love a War Mage? =)[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"] ToS is one of my favorite games of all time, though mostly lives on in fond memories. Back then the characters and story were THE **** but these days I'd hate both XD Still, the battle system is great and only got boring during the most severe of grinds, which made it cool. Yes, it's true, Sheena was the awesome tsundere and Zelos the fun playboy, though I rarely played as either (I always played Lloyd >_> what can I say? I mapped his attacks and liked to keep things that way) this is one of the only games I played twice (stopped halfway on round 2, though, XD) I doubt I'd play it these days, but I don't have to because TOS 2 IS COMING SOON!!![/COLOR]

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]He's right. I almost secamb to that disease. Thankfully a regiment of M-rated games and porn saved my life.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Prem, I've worked my *** off to make you different from the average KH fan with a ****** idea of what's cool, confused emotions, a love of writing crappy stories/fanfiction, a pitiable consistency of languish, and bad taste in music (****ing Linkin Park and Evanescence just aren't that good). You've bridged the gap into slowly-learning pretentiary with an ear for prog-rock, an eye for uniqueness and a sadistic appetite. You still haven't crossed into the world of psychological babble, adherence to cult hits and dissection of lyrical passages, but you're getting there. For the sake of keeping on topic, here's another insult relating to all that - Narutards. I ****ing love calling people that. There's a kid in my class who I've actually nicknamed that. the best and most fun part about calling them that, though, is how they seem to just sort of take it. As if they know what they're doing is wrong XD[/COLOR]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]That's frikkin' hardcore. How the devil long does it take you to get dressed in the morning? :p I don't usually get nicknamed or insulted ? at least, not insulted outside the usual bland array of current slang. Somebody tried Skippy once, but it didn't really work. Maybe lasted a week. What I wanna know is: what is it with all you people and your socio-emotional angstiness? I swear I hear more people get head-up about getting picked at or not getting invited places than complaining about actual ailments. Wowzers.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Allamorph, once you've learned their ways, NOTHING is more fun than hanging out on the internet with angsty Kingdom Hearts fans. You want to hit them so bad, but at the same time, they're just too much fun with all their inability to make sense and mismatched beliefs about themselves. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Just thinking about the people who are even MORE regular than you guys makes me cringe XD Also, James, well-put about the non-virgins taking the thread's virginity. As the creator of this thread, I will take the liberty of the meaning you took my virginity as well. Now if you excuse me, I need to spam all the sexually active people on my buddy list with PMs screaming "YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!!"[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Ugh, every thread I create reminds me of the severe amount of regular people on Otakuboards :animesigh I should probably go check out 4chan...[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Speaking of Opeth, someone finally reuploaded their cover of the Iron Maiden song Remember Tomorrow on youtube. Not only one of my favorite covers, but possibly my favorite Opeth song. It's just crazy awesome. [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWh0iKZk_Fo[/url][/COLOR]

[COLOR="Darkorange"]My bro and I experiment with insults. Gayfag, fagweed, anal molester, ball lover, rectal receiver, you enjoy orally caressing male genitalia, cockbite, any combination of the prefixes ***- gay- and cock- with the suffixes -weed -sucker -lover -molester -etc., you have rectal hemorrhoids, fagqueen, male prostitute, manwhore, buttfreakingcockfag, cocksucklovetaco, or any of prefixes cock- anal- butt- gay- ***- with the suffix -taco, queerfag, or any sentence like 'you gay stupid ****** piece of fagish gayness', flambouyantly gay fagbite yeah, it goes on like that. Though I mostly just say 'whore'.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Sienna"][B][U]Translation Notes[/U][/B] This story is written to take place in Japan. Don't like it? Bite me. I have a better understanding of Japanese schools than American ones. Also, just as an advanced not because someone will probably get confused, this story is NOT being told in third person. Also, it has not been altered or even reread since being written. In fact, it was written in this box. Suffix explanations: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_titles]Go here[/url]. If you don't know JP suffixes, read about them all. Character Names: The characters in this story have ridicules names that no rational person would ever name their child. These are the rough translations. Remember that in "Nihongo", the last name comes before the first. Spoilers on characters who show up later. Kinmu Te - Kinmu: service, duty, work - Te: hand Kokoro Satsu - Kokoro: heart - Satsu: kill, butcher Jimi Desu - Jimi: plain, average - Desu: it's hard to explain. It's like the end of a sentence in most cases... the meaning is complicated. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copula#Japanese]Wiki can't explain it well either.[/url] However, when Jimi introduces himself, he would have to say "Watashi wa (I am) Jimi Desu Desu" and if he said he was "Jimi Desu" it might seem like he's saying "I'm Jimi" or even "I am plain." Basically, his name sucks. Also, don't accentuate the "u" sound. It should sound basically like "Dess" Ecchi Maya - Ecchi: sex - Maya: It's just a cute name >_> [spoiler]Shinbo Kadono: Named after my two greatest influences, Akiyuki Shinbo and Kouhei Kadono. Obviously not a girl's name, though, lol. Ureshii Warai - Ureshii: happy - Warai: luaghter, smile Kyoubou Kyou - Kyoubou: (in this case) conspiracy, Kyou: (in this case) bad luck[/spoiler] There's notations where necessary, too. Anyway, onto the story...[/COLOR] [COLOR="Purple"][B][CENTER]Amputate This Appendage [16+ - VLS] by: Little Digital Deus ex Machina "Conrad Collins" Chapter One: This is the exposition chapter. In the exposition chapter we introduce the narrator, the main characters of this chapter, and part of the concept. [/CENTER][/B] [B]"How do the desks always get outta order, anyway?" [/B]The voice whom bore these words was crass and rough, though exceptionally high-pitched. It was definitely a voice you wouldn't hear anywhere else, but then again, Satsu-san wasn't the type of person you'd ever see twice in your life. 16-year old Kokoro Satsu wore his slick, long, black hair in a ponytail that gave his look a certain edge. Satsu-san didn't need to look any edgier, though, because his mouth was a bear trap. No, not literally, but it was true that his teeth were all notably sharp as if they'd been filed. Te-kun had asked him about it once before, and the reply had been that "my teeth have been sharpened on the bones of men whom I ravaged." Te-kun didn't doubt this. [B]"Well, I'm sure they don't notice they're doing it when they mess up the desks. It's probably strange that I take notice at all." [/B]This was Te-kun's response as he handled a meter stick between any two desks. Atop this meter stick was a tiny balance measure which sat in it's exact center. [B]"Is this why ya ain't in any school clubs?" [/B]Te-kun didn't look up when he replied, as his eyes were fixed with all his concentration on the tiny bubble. [B]"Oh come now, I'm not silly after all. If I had a reason to leave the room immediately, I would, but if I'm just going home anyway I couldn't stand to leave things molested as they are."[/B] There was a pause. A hand suddenly plopped onto Te-kun's shoulder, causing him to jump a bit. [B] "Dude.... did you even remember that you agreed to come to my house?" [/B]Te-kun stood up briskly and the yardstick-balance-combo disappeared. Te-kun had talent with standing up. The way his legs uncurled and his back rose in a perfect semicircle not unlike an erection... n-nevermind, moving on, Te-kun laughed to himself, blah blah blah, but anyway they left the school and decided to go to their friend Desu-san's house instead. At first, Satsu-san was opposed to it, because "all that otaku bastard plays are eroge! :*1" but when Te-kun mentioned that Desu-san was playing the game with the violent ending :*2: he was ready and willing. It deserves to be mentioned that Satsu-san was a violent maniac. He only played games that somehow involved death, or more specifically, himself killing people. He loved to play American games that had lots of guns and killing. Satsu-san was well-known for threatening people with elaborate punishments and besides, anyone with a face that frightening is definitely evil. And anyway, who the hell names their kid that?! It really makes no sense how someone like Te-kun, who's beautiful.... sexy.... oh....... [B]"Go away! No solicitors!" [/B]Desu-san's voice boomed from inside the apartment. [B]"Damn, he sounds pissed." [/B]A freakishly downright outre smile enveloped Satsu-san's whole face. [B]"You were right! this is gunna be awesome!"[/B] He began pounding his fists on the door erratically. [B]"Hey!!!!!! It's us!!!!!!!" [/B]Desu-san's voice became closer as he shouted back. [B]"God dammit, I told you to- oh, it's you two!!! Why the fuck didn't you answer your cell-phones?![/B]" Desu-san was a rather short, pudgy boy with black, block-like glasses draped across his face. He was both an extreme otaku and a hikkikomori :*3: who's only friends were the crazed psychopath and the stunning (though admittedly scrawny) Adonis. [B]"I don't own a cell phone, sorry..." [/B]Te-kun replied. [B]"You know damn well there's a bomb in my cell phone, what good would it be to open it on myself?"[/B] [B]"Ugh! Why can't you two be more damn normal?!" [/B]The abnormal guy was furious. "[B]Anyway, get it here NOW! You won't believe what I'm about to show you!!!" [/B]he dashed back inside, leaving the other two to enter themselves. [B]"Ittekimasu! :*4:" [/B]Te-kun uttered elegantly. Entering after his friend, he made sure that the door was firmly shut and locked. It took several tries to make the air cushion perfectly while gliding the door into it's place. [B] "Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!"[/B] Somehow this was the other guy's catch-phrase. As the pair entered, the otaku was rushing about, gathering things into his arms. [B]"So, I heard you were going to kill someone. Where's this game anyway?" [/B]Desu-san stopped, turned, [B]"What the fuck? I beat that game 5 hours ago, where the fuck were you?"[/B] [B]"I was at school."[/B] [B]"Ah, of course! Society's wastebasket! Let me tell you, being home schooled is the way to be! How could I ever abandon my precious dakimakura :*5: and go to that place with all those ugly people and anyway, who's idea was it to have homework? If you're going somewhere for that long, you should be able to-"[/B] Oh god, weren't you looking for something? His rant became incomprehensible after a moment and it took a bitch-slap from Satsu-san to set him straight. Perhaps violence is, sometimes, the answer. [B]"Okay! Look at this!!!!!" [/B]In the middle of his tiny apartment's floor, he'd laid out a box for Gundam model kit, as well as glue and scissors and other supplies necessary for putting together a model kit. [B]"I've never been much of a Gundam fan... killing people isn't quite the same without the blood..."[/B] [B]"Dammit, will you be quiet for a fucking minute and just check this shit out?!" [/B]Desu-san took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and wore a more concentrated look than before. He looked down at the box, and the lid slowly began to raise off of the box. We all gaped in amazement as the baggies containing sheets of pieces floated from their cardboard cage. Plastic crinkled to the ground, and click were heard as scissors ever-so-carefully met plastic. Everything that moved did so with quickness and efficiency befitting of a talented model-builder. Within minutes, the last piece had been fitted and the model carefully floated into Desu-san's waiting hand. He glanced up at Satsu-san, whose mouth sat agape. [B]"Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"[/B] Satsu-san stepped forward and smacked his hands on Desu-san's shoulders. [B]"How?"[/B] Was the only word he could muster. However, Desu-san looked up at him with eyes full of tears. [B]"I-I.... I don't know..." [/B]Desu-san suddenly started bawling like a baby. He clung to Satsu-san's shirt and cried while the violent boy wore an annoyed expression. [B]"Great, he's 'reverted' again..." [/B]Satsu-san was referring to Desu-san's constant switching between intense rage and a state of horrified paranoia. [B]"I like him more this way," [/B]Te-kun laughed as he repeatedly removed and reattached the Gundam's head, "but Desu, you ought to let go of Satsu before he chucks you out the window..." Desu-san pulled back and wiped the tears from his eyes. Moments later, while he presented things on his laptop... [B]"You see, I was busy looking for the latest issue of my favorite porn mag online, when I came across this program called E.P.I.L.E.P.S.Y. Basically, it said that if I saved it to my computer I'd get special powers. Well, I thought it was a joke, and I wanted to test out the new virus blocker I created anyway, so I went back to the site with an almost empty hard drive that had my virus blocker and a few junk files. But instead it actually downloaded, and I got scared because afterward the site crashed and I couldn't get back to that page once it was back up. Timidly, I opened the folder and, no surprise, it was empty. So I was feeling a lot more calm, and decided to go get myself a drink... But it took me a moment to realize that I hadn't actually gotten up yet and the cup had already poured itself! So I immediately tried to make some cup ramen and, sure enough, it was already in the microwave before I knew it! I checked to make sure I hadn't taken an extra dose of my medication, and I tried it a couple more times, and it worked like a charm! So I went back to look at the folder properties and there were two more folders inside. Have a look..." [/B]Desu-san opened the folder and showed the contents to his friends. The first folder was labeled [U]"Obsessed Compulsed" [/U]and the second was labeled [B]"Formal Deviant" [/B]It wasn't hard to guess the meanings of these titles. [B]"No way! How is that possible?!" [/B]Satsu-san was excited. [B]"How should I know? After all, these powers are weird enough already."[/B] [B] "Well, we should definitely try opening the folders," [/B]Te-kun said with assurance. There was a braveness to his voice that was radiant and soothing... one could practically feel his breath on their neck... Te-kun had opened the folder and after a moments load, it disappeared. [B]"Did it work?" [/B]Satsu-san asked, impatiently. [B]"Hold on..." [/B]Te-kun closed his eyes slowly and tried to concentrate. His stature was so dignified... like a statue built to resemble a god. Meanwhile, Satsu-san was already opening his own file and then, too, tried to concentrate. [B]"You know, i don't think you have to put as much effort into it as that... try thinking about going to get a drink."[/B] [B]"Okay..." [/B]Te-kun opened his eyes. Then, suddenly, there was a thunderous CLAP!!! With a snap, every single thing in Te-kun's vision had organized itself. The clutter about the floor had organized itself alphabetically on the shelves. The trash had all been disposed of and crushed to make the depth in the trash can level. Chairs were pushed in, and what's more, Satsu-san and Desu-san had been placed in them, tucked tightly into the table. This happened in such an instant that it was impossible to see exactly what order everything had moved in. Reacting to the sudden shock of movement, Sastu-san flipped and whipped a shotgun out of thin air, yanking the barrel into Te-kun's face. [B] "What the fuck just happened?!?!" [/B] [B]"Ah... Satsu-san, how did you," [/B]Desu-san's comment was cut short when the gun instantly arced over and with a pop blasted his head into oblivion. Wait, WHAT?! Both Satsu-san and Te-kun stared, horified, as a fountain of blood erupted from the decapitated shoulders of their former friend!!! OH MY GOD!!! [B]"OH MY GOD!!!"[/B] They both cried simultaneously, as blood and brain chucks plastered the walls! Tears built up in Te-kun's eyes. Biting his teeth together as hard as he could, he pressed his face into this shirt sleeve and began crying loudly while Satsu-san only stared off into space, his arms gone limp and the shotgun disappeared. For a good 30 seconds, Te-kun was crying. Striking as his voluptuous frame had become as it shook with sorrow, the real sight was being hidden from his very eyes as something amazing happened. [B]"Um... Te-kun,"[/B] the voice didn't register above his cries. [B]"Te-kun..." [/B]nothing... [B]"TE YOU DUMB BITCH!" [/B]Te-kun's eyes shot up to find that Desu-san was looking back at him. [B]"D...Desu?!" [/B] Te-kun sniffed and jumped up, rushed over, and embraced his friend. [B]"Oh my god! I thought you were dead! There was a squish and your head was broken and something that looked like gum hit me in the face!" [/B] [B] "Alright! Chill, dude, I'm fine!" [/B]Te-kun backed off. His happy face was downright [i]satisfying.[/i] "Your power must be that when you close your eyes tightly and reopen them, then everything in sight reverts to what you consider to be order. As for Satsu-san... I'm guessing that you can summon munitions out of thin air..." There was a bitterness to his voice. [B]"S-sorry man..." [/B] [B]"You're lucky this time..." [/B]Desu-san's smile made it obvious he was going to get back at him. [B]"You know,"[/B] Te-kun sniffed, [B]"It might be strange to bring this up now, but it might be important, since it's kind of bothering me. I noticed that there was a part in the books that formed on your bookshelf, and it's to allow the hole with the camera in it to see. Do you mind if I put books in front of it?"[/B] Te-kun pointed at me. Slowly, Desu-san turned toward me as well. Wait... [B]"They've found me?!?!" [/B]I immediately yanked the camera from the wall and rushed under the cover of my bed. [i]Wait, why am I lying here?! Shouldn't I lock the door?![/i] Just as I had this thought, the door was suddenly busted open. [B]"Alright, who the fuck is spying one me?!?! Where are you?! I'll tear you in half!!!" [/B]Desu-san was in rage mode again! I began to quiver, and I felt like I was going to wet myself. Desu-san was still howling expletives and stomping about. Suddenly I watched a hand calmly grab onto the blanket under which I lay and slowly pull it up. My eyes were wide as the blanket was carefully draped off of me and, looking down at me with eyes that pressed their lips against my heart, was Te-kun. I felt my throat close. My face turned red. I couldn't form words or even expressions. Here he was standing over me where I lay in my tiny bed in my pajamas. Slowly, he knelt down to my eye level. [B]"Are you alright miss?" [/B]I think the others were glancing over his shoulders at me, but I couldn't tell. All that I heard were the creamy words of my precious Te-kun as they exploded in my mind like an orgasm. [B] "M-Maya..." [/B]I couldn't believe it. I was speaking to him!!! [B] "Maya-san... do you mind if I tidy your apartment in a moment?"[/B] [CENTER]***[/CENTER] READING PROGRAM: E.P.I.L.E.P.S.Y. ... NEW FILE FOUND: "Nymphomania"[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][B]------------------------------------------[/B] Notes: Well, I hope you like my sporadically created story. Oh, who am I kidding, you probably thought it was rubbish, but I LOVE it already and am dead-set on continuing. I'm aware that there seem to be a lot of downright weird things happening even without the powers involved - hint: that's the point. Anywho, those numbers... :*1: - An eroge game is a type of visual novel that has sexual content. Basically, it's like a dating sim. Desu is a very lonely man. :*2: - It's a reference to the ero-game-recently-turned-anime School Days which is infamous for it's sadistically bloody endings. :*3: - Hikkikomori is a term for a shut-in - basically, a gue who never leaves his house out of fear of the outside world. Desu obviously has some way of making money since he lives in an apartment and pays for anime, but we don't know how yet. Either way, he never talks to anyone but Satsu and Te, though this may not be wholly true... :*4: Ittekimasu - basically "I'm coming in", said whenever coming into a house. If you've watched anything in Japanese, you've probably heard it. Rather than this common ritualistic phrase, Satsu uses his own, which actually has it's own little story behind it. :*5: Hug pillows featuring anime girls. Ridiculously expensive. BTW: If you don't have an understanding of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, go look it up. Te-kun has it to the EXTREME extent. I am afflicted with this too, and I chose rearranging desks for the beginning because lately, I always find myself trying to straighten my row/my desk. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]No, see, that defeats the purpose of the thread. This is a place for we virgins to weekpin solitude and be idiots. Non-virgins kill the thread. Like, see, your post was totally boring and stupid and felt like you posted JUST because your not a virgin. And anyway, you cold have at least pretended not to be a virgin and answered my damn questions. Having lost your virginity [i]does[/i] change you in one way: your no longer a virgin and regardless of what you think of that, it IS a change. The mere presence of someone who's lost their virginity appears domineering to some of us sadder virgins, and the whole point was to create a 'virgin haven.' Having someone who's lost their virginity is like... having a regular person go to a trek convention. It just kills the mood. [/COLOR]

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"][B]4.[/B] I don't care much actually., No ones made fun of me for being a virgin but they ahve doubted that I will **** a girl. But when I lose it to that special woman I'm going to bring her with me to my doubtful friends and ask "Did we do it last night, honey/baby?" And she'll say "Oh yeah, we did. AND HE WAS SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!" And then she moans and we make out. [spoiler] that's how I've dreamt it anyways. >_>[/spoiler][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"] XDDDD I'm so glad I created this thread. That's the hardest I've laughed in quite a while XD Prem, I hope you stay a virgin forever so you can always say hilarious virgin things. Number 2 = creepy though. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]If you saw the title and thought that this was a thread actually talking about the Virgin Mary and the title was a ploy, congratulations! You were dead on! ...the wrong path. This is a thread for virgins and virgins ONLY. If you have lost it, then go away. This thread is no for you >_> (unless absolutely none of the mods are virgins, but if that isn't so, please get a mod who's a virgin to police this thread). this is a tread for virgins to discuss their virginity. [B]Questions[/B]: 1. Do you have anyone who you'd like to take your virginity? (not a name, obviously) 2. How or where would you like to loose your virginity? (for instance, I want to loose my virginity to L'via L'viaquez by the Mars Volta in my own room) 3. Are any conditions you consider that must be met for you to loose your virginity? (I.E. waiting for marriage, or waiting for "true love" or just looking for the first person willing?) 4. How does it feel being a virgin? Are you ever made fun of for it? [B]As for me...[/B] 1. No. 2. Explained above 3. I'm waiting for someone I want to have sex with that wants to have sex with me. That's all there is to it - just that much. 4. For some reason, my opinion is worth less than the average person's because I'm a virgin XD Although that also has to do with me being a total idiot douchebag, lol. [/COLOR]