Allamorph

[FONT=Calibri]Should I make a FB for this name? Also am I so much of an ass that no one would care if I did? I tend to run that danger all the time, so might as well factor it into the decision-making process.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]That's what she said.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]If the regular posters in here are Lounge Lizards, would [COLOR=DarkRed]CaNz[/COLOR] have e-reptile dysfunction?[/FONT]

[font="Calibri"]THE FONTS ARE SO MUCH BIGGER HOLYCRAPOMGWTFBBQROFLCOPTOR [b]Edit:[/b] Why am I posting in grey?[/font]

[font="Calibri"]Rules for this thread are simple, and fall under two categories. [/font][indent][font="Calibri"][b]What to bring up.[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][list][*][u]The car, or cars, that make you drool:[/u] Sport cars, muscle cars, old cars, concept cars, trucks, bikes, choppers, crotch rockets; if it has wheels and doesn't fly it's fair game. I want to know what you could stick in your garage that would let you wake up every morning, walk down to it and giggle because you own it.[*][u]Pictures of said car(s):[/u] Show off them chassis. Please, though, be conscious of fellow browsers and link to those delicious, pornographically-large pinups you find.[*][u]Discussion of various cars and/or tastes:[/u] You got an opinion about a make or model or year, lay it on us. This is a thread for car-o-philes, so just cut loose.[/list][/font][/indent] [indent][font="Calibri"][b]What [color="#ff0000"]not[/color] to bring up.[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][list][*][u]Responsible selections:[/u] If your 'fantasy' could in any way be summarised by the phrase "This car is my dream car because it is a reliable, safe, economically-conscious, environmentally-friendly, financially-responsible vehicle and I really don't need anything else," then get the hell out. This is a thread about your fantasy, not your practicality.[*][u]The El Camino or the Pinto:[/u] I think this goes without saying. But in case some troll out there decided to pretend like he thought he was funny, I'll go ahead and say it.[/list][/font][/indent][font="Calibri"] So let's kick this thing off. And because we're in the realm of the utter make-believe right now, my first entry will be the Aston Martin [url="http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/Allamorph/Misc/photos/DBSVolante.jpg"]DBS Volante[/url]. I first discovered the Aston Martin in some Bond-related thing or otherâ??probably a movie although I have a distinct recollection of something selectableâ??when they were still using the Vanquish as their flagship . . . um, car. So to speak. (Flagcar?) I rediscovered them at some point last fall, I believe, when I was rummaging around for high-brow car makes for a game of [color="#8b0000"]Raiha's[/color] that I'd joined, and although I did use it for the character at first, the more I looked at it the more I decided that I would very much like to own it. The only downside about it, I think, is that I can't shake the thought that it bears a slight and odd resemblance to the Chrysler Sebring, which is a touch depressing. However, it's still gorgeously sleek, and it's a freaking Aston Martin, so what are you going to do? My other thought, and one which I have shared probably several times before, is pretty specific. It's an American muscle car, the [url="http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/Allamorph/Misc/photos/70stingray.jpg"]1970 Corvette Stingray[/url]. (Well. To be honest, the year is actually more like 1968-1971. I was going to just up and say 1971 but the best photo which I could find and which was labeled properly said 1970 so whatever.) This car is, to me, the epitome of voluptuous body design. I actually saw it first in the (super-fun) Nintendo 64 game Vigilante 8, under the label of Manta for legal issues and humor (they renamed the Gremlin to Leprechaun), and thought it was a made-up body design until I saw one driving around one day. It is without exception and without fail the only car that can make me turn my head [i]and[/i] utter "...nnnh," as it drives by. Hit me up. [/font]

[font="Calibri"]You should start trying things. For instance, the first time I tried to do that via the buttons on the posts, I hit Reply to the last post after selecting them all, and only was replying to the one. So I backed out, selected them all again, and thought for a moment. I tried Add Reply and whaddyaknow. Alternatively you could also notice that anything quoted is quoted inside the same tags, to where.... [code] [quote name='PosterName']buncha gibberish[/quote] [/code] ...becomes.... [quote name='PosterName']buncha gibberish[/quote] ...and it doesn't really matter where in the post you put it, or how many quote tags you put in a post. [QUOTE NAME='I']Like so. I can just break stuff up like this,[/QUOTE] and it's still legitimate post code.[/font]

[font="Calibri"]I always feel this horrible sense of loss whenever I see pictures of [color="DarkRed"]Vicky[/color] and remember she's lesbian. She also reminds me of someone in that hoodie image, but I can't think of who. [b]Edit:[/b] HOLY CRAP I JUST REALISED AMANDA TAPPING [/font]

[FONT=Calibri]We have lost a [url="http://news-briefs.ew.com/2010/11/28/leslie-nielsen-dies/"]great comedian[/url], OBers. Pay your respects.[/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][color="#9932cc"][font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]I'm half-blonde. What does that make me?[/font][/color][/quote] [FONT=Calibri]Blende.[/FONT]

[quote name='Boo']... What are the objectional emoticons for?[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]She's blonde.[/FONT]

[font="Calibri"][insert culturally-insensitive Irish joke here] I'd suggest hitting D'Ann up for a private duo-RP game [i]if you dare[/i] but she's in the Navy now I think. alas[/font]

[FONT=Calibri]Catching someone doing something and acting on that new knowledge are two totally different things. Learn semantics before you attempt to exploit them.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]I think it's a thing with guys. As long as we have something clean to wear we're okay. I tend to do laundry about once every two weeks, although I generally start [i]needing[/i] to do it after ten days. And I never re-wear a shirt until it's been through the wash. I [i]am[/i] starting to get to about a DefCon 2 with the mess in my room, though. < <;; I should take care of that this weekend....[/FONT] [quote name='Vicky']...because they'll fall [b][color="#000000"]a part[/color][/b]....[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]Payback, honey; you [i]knew[/i] it was coming. =D[/FONT]