Allamorph

[quote name='chibi-master']Awww, just let him! Games are fun and he actually did a pretty good job for his first time playing![/quote] [FONT=Calibri]It's for his own safety, goldfish.[/FONT]

[quote name='CaNz'] [quote name='Vicky']Nope, that's how it should be. Well, it's all about p[color="#ff0000"]er[/color]spective, really ;D.[/quote] oh... was this this trolling? ...very sneaky you guys! x_x[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]You are not allowed to play this game.[/FONT]

[quote name='Vicky'](Sorry about the red by the way - chance of a lifetime?)[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]Wait. You're [i]apologising?[/i][/FONT] [center][img]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/Allamorph/Misc/lolz/lmaorofl.jpg[/img] [/center]

[FONT=Calibri]I'm pretty sure I'd shoot T.S. Eliot in the face regardless. Zombie are zombies, great contributions to mankind's intellectual and creative history or not.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Seamus who?[/FONT] [center][img]http://space-debris.com/and_woolvett.jpg[/img] [/center]

[FONT=Calibri]It's 'Rag On Lyndy' Time! [/FONT] [quote name='Lyndy']When I was driving home from my friend's house one day, I turned on the radio right when I got into my car, and the first song to play was. . . . . . Baby by Justin Bieber.[/QUOTE] [FONT=Calibri]You're listening to the wrong stations.[/FONT] [quote name ='Lyndy']And then he tried making conversation by asking what my favorite artist was. :V When I said I didn't know....[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]...you should have then gone into several of the ones you [i]do[/i] like 'cause my gosh he was just trying to make conversation is it so hard to oblige? Plus then you might get to introduce someone new to an artist you love.[/FONT] [quote name='Lyndy']I was watching Dr. Phil today and there was this lady who punishes her 7-year old son by making him hold a mouthful of hot sauce...in his [i]mouth[/i].[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]As opposed to a mouthful . . . in a shoe? And if it's the only thing on television then I dunno maybe [i]turn off the damned television[/i].[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Freaking RSS. How does it work? The past two days have been filled with THE MOST DEPRESSING RAIN IN HISTORY MY GOSH.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]My hair has officially entered the third and (I believe) final stage of "I refuse to behave".[/FONT] [quote name='Cat']I actually had to hose down the rocks this morning cause of the stuff that was left over.[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]Nice.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]I'd like to point out to new members that [color="#8b0000"]James[/color]' avatar is his actual face. [color="#8b0000"]SunfallE[/color] is such a whiz as photoshop that she made him look like a video-game character; the CG look is so real it's stunning. You should ask him about his old war stories sometime. The one about how he got that jaw is pretty gripping.[/FONT]

[quote name='Miss Anonymous']But... isn't that how it's supposed to be pronounced? o_O[/quote] [quote name='Allamorph'][size="2"][b][font="Calibri"]I don't know anyone who uses the Japanese pronunciation of anime[/font]....[/b][/size][/quote] [FONT=Calibri][font="Arial"][size="1"][b][color="#000000"][color="#fdfdfd"]You just ain't doin' it right.[/color][/color][/b][/size][/font] [/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Although I sort of like the new title for this thread, I really think someone should double-check it. [/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Rant. 'Cheebee'? '[i]CHEEBEE[/i]'[i]??? [/i]Augh! Is there some weird disease afflicting everyone where we pronounce everything in the weirdest fracking way possible? Good gosh. I don't know anyone who uses the Japanese pronunciation of anime ('ah-nee-may'; we say 'É?-nÉ?h-may' because we're lazy), but we can't get a bloody short-I off our tongues. Pleh. End rant.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Too late. I'm the judge and the jury. INNOCENT.[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]That angle has [url="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/TheMousesTale.svg"]already been decided[/url].[/FONT]

Allamorph: OH Sabrina: I also have other good news I'll be announcing in a bit. ^_^ Allamorph: You know what? Allamorph: (You're getting married.) Sabrina: WHO TOLD YOU? Allamorph: No one. Allamorph: I just made it up. Sabrina: How did you.... Sabrina: YOU TRICKED ME! Allamorph: This is entirely too amusing. Unfortunately it's not quite as exciting this time around, since her man isn't a member here, but I believe a round of congratulations and well-wishes are in order for the future Mrs. Momose.

[FONT=Calibri]But all of my post titles are songs.... Yes, we do need another get-together on this. We need to hash out some more specific directions until the next major point (which I also have in my head > >; ), and I want to talk to you and Sabrina about something. I think you'll have fun with this one. And yeah, sorry about the time delay. Not really much of an explanation I can offer aside from just not doing it. But! Ever onward.[/FONT]

[center][font=Arial][b][u]Shadowplay[/u][/b][/font][/center] [font=Calibri]Isen stepped coolly through the wall, pacing around the vampire to stand between him and the young werecat, her swordâ??s level blade rolling from the vampireâ??s larynx around to his jugular. [b]â??Filth should be more mindful of its surroundings,â?[/b] she observed icily. She draw back her arm, tracing a thin, scarlet line on his previously flawless skin, until the tip of the sword hung a mere hairâ??s breadth from the hollow of his neck. Her left hand grasped the hilt below her right; she poised there, ready to run him through. [b]â??State your business with us, if you do not wish your life to be a total waste.â?[/b] The vampire dropped his weapon and slowly raised his hands, breaking into a humored smile. Isenâ??s eyes narrowed. [b]â??My, this is a day of fortune indeed!â?[/b] he exclaimed happily. [b]â??I came here in search of a lowly shinigami strumpet. A trifling errand unworthy of my time, I thought. But instead, not only have I found a most interesting relic of my masterâ??s former empire,â?[/b] he sneered, [b]â??but it seems The Adjutant herself has come to greet me! Surely it is I who am unworthy.â?[/b] [b]â??That is not my name,â?[/b] declared Isen. [b]â??That is not your sword,â?[/b] the vampire retorted, the smile still on his face. [b]â??Yours was somewhat longer . . . and the color of fresh blood.â?[/b] He spread his upturned hands. [b]â??Am I wrong?â?[/b] Isen tightened her grip. [b]â??If you do not answer my question,â?[/b] she said, carefully enunciating her words, [b]â??my sword will [i]taste[/i] your blood.â?[/b] [b]â??Again,â?[/b] amended the vampire. He gave a dramatic sigh. [b]â??Very well. Since the atmosphere here is so foul, I will make myself brief.â?[/b] He began to bow, but Isenâ??s blade nicked his ear and he started, his pained surprise instantly covered by a rueful smile. [b]â??My lord, Shou Jian,â?[/b] he began again, [b]â??of the glorious House Jianguo, and master of the Jian Empire, desires to hold a civil counsel of important matters with your master.â?[/b] the vampire placed a hint of stress on the final word; Isen bared her teeth. [b]â??[/b][b]My lord does not require an answer immediately,â?[/b] he went on. [b]â??He will allow you four days to consider, and at the end of the fourth day he will send another messenger for your answer. However, he wishes you to know that he will repay any refusal in kind. He would also have me remind you that the Jian are swift and terrible in their vengeance, just as they were in his fatherâ??s time.â?[/b] As he had been speaking, the vampire had gradually been straightening his posture, and when he finished his speech he abruptly fell backwards, arms outstretched. Snarling, Isen lunged and drove her sword at his gut, but she had moved a split second too late; his body struck the pavement and dissolved in a billowing puff of deep purple miasma. Karl was in the air in a flash, ready to pursue the man, but Isen held up her hand. [b]â??He is gone,â? [/b]she told him as she watched the vapor disperse. [b]â??It will take him some hours to reform his body, and by then he will be miles from here. We cannot track him.â?[/b] She sheathed her katana and it disappeared inside her coat. [b]â??I must tell my companion of this event.â?[/b][/font] [center][font=Calibri]-------------------------------- [font=Arial][u][b]Supermassive Black Hole[/b][/u][/font][/font][/center] [font=Calibri]Across town, a youngish man stood in the middle of the bustling sidewalk, staring up at the building before him. His attire, a black muscle-shirt under a black leather fashion jacket, and heavy black jeans hung with several steel chains, combined with his wild, neon-orange dyed hair, held down on the sides in dark-brown corn rows, and the numerous piercings on his ears, eyebrows, and lip kept the jostling mass curving around him, leaving him uninterrupted with his thoughts. He was here to cause havoc. His favorite pastime; his mouth split into an expectant grin at the idea. It was what he did best, and he got paid to do it. But where to start? He had been given details about a specific kind of havoc, but he wasnâ??t supposed to indulge himself in it yet. Not yet. He knew he would spend some of the time until then planning ways to cause it, but just now he needed a small distraction. A warm-up. [i]Had[/i] to have a warm-up. Couldnâ??t just make havoc cold, it made you messy and wasteful. He tugged idly at the cross hanging from his left ear lobe. Where to start? Where . . . to . . . . The aura of a young shinigami brushed his sense gently, and he turned his head to follow it. He drew a deep, intoxicating breath. Time to play.[/font]

[quote name='Wizard Phoenix']Right, so basically, the year is 2010 and this year is almost directly [b]predated [/b]by a year called 2012.[/quote] [FONT=Calibri]I'm pretty sure we haven't been in B.C. for about two thousand years, mate. Although I can't say as I blame you, since 'postdated' sounds downright retarded.[/FONT]

[align=justify][font="Calibri"]They walked towards the center of the encampment. The Azalea thug had slashed the webbing on Mortyâ??s legs, but whatever effect from which Morty had shaken his mind free had not yet relinquished his limbs, and so all of the gym leaderâ??s focus was set on remaining upright and balanced, despite many a goad and jostle from behind. He would not stumble. The goon was already smug with what little power he possessed over the gym leader; Morty would not give him the satisfaction of possessing more than that.[/font] [font="Calibri"]There was a gathering of Azalea forces around an open area up ahead. Apparently that was his destination, for the man behind him began to herd him in that direction. A sickening sense of foreboding began gnawing at his gut; the scene was looking less and less like a civil meeting with his captors and more and more like a public spectacle with every passing step. Morty sent a silent, troubled prayer to Ho-Oh.[/font] [font="Calibri"]Upon reaching the center, Morty found that the soldiers had left a wide space in their midst. Near one side of the ring, a thick pole had been planted in the earth and flanked by spinarak. Morty was led to the pole and webbed secure, so that he faced the circleâ??s center. The wood beam forced him to stand erect, but it stopped just between his shoulder blades, making it difficult for his neck to feel at ease.[/font] [font="Calibri"]Bugsy stood opposite him, his scyther and a heracross beside him. The young Azalea leader viewed his captive in silence, and his expression troubled Morty deeply. He always remembered Bugsy as one of the more intense boys heâ??d met, but there was something else nowâ??a hard edge to his gaze that Morty didnâ??t recall. And something else, something behind the hardness, but Morty couldnâ??t quite place it. [/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??Iâ??ve missed you,â?[/b] the young man said suddenly.[/font] [font="Calibri"]Morty frowned. [b]â??So I see.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"]Silence fell again, and the two leaders contemplated one another for a long, hushed moment.[/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??I didnâ??t want this,â?[/b] Bugsy began again. He stepped forward, lowering his eyes, his words coming with a thoughtful deliberance. [b]â??Iâ??ve been thinking about it since we left home, and I can tell you honestly that this is one of the worst decisions Iâ??ve ever had to make. Iâ??ve hated every day I spent coming here. You were my friend, Morty. I liked you. I looked up to you, I wanted to be like you. I didnâ??t want to ruin you.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"]The Ecruteak leader said nothing. Bugsy obviously had something he wanted to say, and Morty was worried about what it might beâ??and more worried still that he knew what it was.[/font] [font="Calibri"]Bugsy paused as if to think.[/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??But we had to,â?[/b] he continued. There was a subtle change in his tone that Morty wished he hadnâ??t heard.[b] â??We had to bring you down because you wouldnâ??t listen to reason.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??I wonâ??t listen to insanity,â?[/b] corrected Morty coldly.[/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??You would call progress â??insanityâ??.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??Progress?!â?[/b] Morty scoffed. [b]â??You want to turn the country into a military state!â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??Itâ??s for the greater good, Morty.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??What greater good? Itâ??s completely against our way of life! We donâ??t even [i]have[/i] a military!â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"]Bugsy sighed. [b]â??Youâ??re just proving my point. You refuse to see the good in what we are trying to accomplish. Instead you want to paint us as villains. All we want is to provide for our people; we only need the authority to be able to do it. Why is that as evil as you claim it is?â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??Thatâ??s not the truth,â?[/b] Morty said flatly. [b]â??And you know it. And I wish I knew who suckered you into thisâ??â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b]â??No one [i]suckered[/i] me into anything, Morty. I believe in what we are doing, and I believe it is the right thing to do.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"][b] â??And youâ??re ready to massacre an entire region to prove how right you are.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"] [b]â??Because I [i]have to![/i]â?[/b] cried Bugsy, impassioned. [b]â??Because [i]you wonâ??t listen![/i]â?[/b] The volume of his own words seemed to startle him, and he drew back into his former calm demeanor.[/font] [font="Calibri"] [b]â??We all wanted to do this peacefully,â?[/b] he said.[b] â??But we canâ??t achieve our goal riddled with disunity. We have to be of one mind and purpose.â?[/b] He sighed again.[b] â??I was going to ask you to change your mind; I thought maybe since we knew each other I might have a better chance of it. But I donâ??t think I need to ask anymore. So thereâ??s only one choice left I can make.â?[/b][/font] [font="Calibri"] He turned away and began to walk out of the circle. As he passed the two insects, he patted the scyther on the shoulder.[/font] [font="Calibri"] [b]â??Goodbye, Morty,â?[/b] he said, and left.[/font] [font="Calibri"] The heracross lowered itself and began to scree. All around the Azelea camp other insects added their voices to it, drowning the air with their stifling din. The noise climbed in intensity, with a swift crouch the scyther charged the captive, landing nimbly just behind him.[/font] [font="Calibri"] The head of Ecruteakâ??s leader struck the ground with a thunk.[/font][/align]

[FONT=Calibri]Help me. I watched the entire first season of Rozen Maiden yesterday and halfway enjoyed it, and right now I am worried about mischaracterising people in the [i]Pokémon universe[/i]. @ @[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]I wonder.[/FONT]

[quote name='AvalonAngel'][font="Garamond"]Ahem....[/font][/quote] [FONT=Calibri]Comparing the two is impossible. Gonna need the actual visual from the show to make a determination. Also, never ahem me. Turns me calculating.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]I never quite got the concept of personifying electronic equipment. I only began to fill in slots because "A___'s PC" sounded stupid and because I needed an easy mnemonic to remember the contents of my flash drives. My computer became NONAME for a while because a) I'm sardonic even when no one's around to care and b) it's the name of Xianghua's sword and I thought that was the coolest thing ever for a sword to be named. Flash drives are Jumper, Sleeper and Walker, which allows me to immediately remember the general type of media I have stored on each. (Don't ask why. My head is odd.) I recently renamed my computer to SOLDAT because a) I had just finished watching [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noir_%28anime%29"]Noir[/url] and b) after three years of docile obedience Vista had tried to kill it twice and had failed each time. My father named his music player THE WAJ because he's also a nut and those are his initials.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]This has got to be one of the best anime opening themes I've ever seen/heard.[/FONT] [center][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3SzOzm8lmo[/media] [left][FONT=Calibri]And that's even considering Bebop and ROD the TV.[/FONT] [/left][/center]

[quote name='The Professor'][font="Comic Sans MS"]The only thing that should ever be root beer flavored is root beer. And sarsaparilla, I guess.[/font][/quote] [FONT=Calibri][url="http://www.nutsonline.com/chocolatessweets/hard-candy/unwrapped/horehounds.html"]Wrong[/url].[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]I'm sorry, but you're not going to get three pages out of me in thirty-five minutes. Not even two. Maybe one and a half, and maybe if I have forty minutes, because it takes me a half hour to get my thoughts corralled and lined up. Unless you want a bullshat essay, and I can sure as heck bullshit you an essay. I can bullshit it so well it'll be in an English format that not even 4chan understands. And even then you're only going to get a two-point paper most likely, unless you chose an intelligent topic and not a craptastic generic "let's all get the kids acquainted with current events" topic or a feel-good generic "let's all get the kids to start exploring themselves" topic because holy crap balls, Batman, that's like asking me to write an essay on why up. Freaking English nerds. Can't even make up a decent paper topic and get off on teaching the same three damn plays by Shakespeare because MacBeth yay! oh yay! "double bubble toil and trouble" and rub your hands together or aww love story Romeo and Juliet "wherefore art thou Romeo"â??which incidentally she's not asking where he is, she's asking why he has to be a freaking [i]Montague[/i] you idiotic people who can't even understand the damn language you studiedâ??aaaaaaaand with Hamlet they get to watch Mel Gibson make out with his mother. If I ever got a literature professor who taught something like The Tempest or As You Like It I would have a heart attack and die. Which would suck, because I want that professor.[/FONT]