Allamorph

[FONT=Arial]Emo-glasses ftw. [CENTER][IMG]http://www.anime-source.com/banzai/images/topcharacter/51jin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Because I would have killed the person who countered with Afro Samurai. Although, that's still an option, really. :demon:[/FONT]

[CENTER][FONT=Arial]I'm too sexy for my shirt, [IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/ActionJackson186/armstrong.jpg[/IMG] too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it [I]hurts[/I]....[/FONT][/CENTER]

[FONT=Arial]Is that a duck, or is he just happy to see us?[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Right now it's Toto, most notably [I]Hold The Line[/I] and [I]Africa[/I]. [I]*ignores [COLOR=Indigo]Indi[/COLOR]*[/I][/FONT]

[quote name='SunfallE'][color=RoyalBlue][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Just a quick update for everyone. You see in order to drive myself insane I have re-vamped the section on the types of ships in the first post. Not completely of course but for the main ships used by the military and local law enforcement, etc. It still could use a lot of work to really go into detail... but for now this will do.[/font][/quote][/color] [font=Arial]This will help me significantly come next post. Which I expect to be written tomorrow or the next day, since that is my weekend. >_> [quote name='A_M']This is what I get for not paying attention but... what's with all the speculation on how long Jared will last? You silly kids! Declaring how soon Jared will break and all that. You make it sound like it's some contest to see who guesses correctly! o_O[/quote] Apparently I bring out the inner sadist in the younger generation. Either that, or they treat my escapades like some sort of gladiatorial entertainment. :p[/font]

[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1']I look incredibly smug here.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Arial]I was going to go with "cocksure". (Which isn't necessarily bad.) I was also going to say "Nice shades", as one who's taste draws regular complements. 'Course, I also draw querulous looks a lot, what since I tend to forget I'm wearing them and so end up wearing them indoors.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Currently in the second section of [I][U]The Bourne Identity[/U][/I]. Robert Ludlum is a master of the descriptive play; I swear I could not [I]stop[/I] seeing things while reading. And his head-play with Bourne is very intriguing, and something I'll be paying attention to for future reference. Next up is [I][U]Idlewild[/U][/I] by Nick Sagan, concerning an online university whose students are essentially "ghosts" as defined by Ghost in the Shell, and the protagonist's attempts to work through the amnesia brought on by an energy surge to the system.[/FONT]

[quote name='Mykul][I']Hopefully somebody here read that book when they were a little kid too.[/I][/quote] [FONT=Arial]I never gave a moose a muffin, but I once gave a mouse a cookie. Good times.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]My breakfasts vary, depending on how much time I have to spend on it, or how much I [I]want[/I] to spend on it. Quick-and-done = cold cereal, usually something tasty like Grape Nuts Flakes or Raisin Bran or Frosted Cheerios. Some days it's oatmeal, flavors varying, and other times (usually when I'm at home) we might go the whole pancake/waffle/french toast route, with bacon and eggs and maybe Potatoes O'Brien, which are the most delicious form of breakfast potatoes ever. I can't stand most sausage?makes me queasy?but smoked sausage is one of my favorite meats for some odd reason. And of course milk and orange juice factor heavily in said consumption. Haven't acquired a taste for grits yet. Maybe someday.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Bigger robot, smaller robot. Best show.[/FONT] [CENTER][IMG]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005BCJO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial]Merchandise cover intentional. I plug the old stuff shamelessly.[/FONT]

[quote name='Aberinkula][CENTER][IMG]http://remainsofthedesi.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/evil-monkey-2.jpg[/IMG'][/CENTER][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Identity Crisis.[/FONT]

[quote name='Muad'Dib][COLOR="Navy"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]~ You can be a master in anything, all you have to do is repeat an action over and over until it makes sense.[/FONT'][/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Actually, that's called "practicing" in the Land of the Living here. :p [quote name='haku877']4. up up down down left right left right A B A B start! - Various[/quote] Ehh, let's go with L+Down, R+C-Right, R+C-Up, L+Right, R+C-Down, R+C-Up, L+Left, R+Down, L+Right, L+R+C-Right in 3.01 seconds. :D[/FONT]

[quote name='Zen][size=1][color=royalblue]Also I agree with silpheed about the times I used to literally spend hours on OB and it was never, ever dead. A good group were always on, and I used to spend alot of my day going around, replying to threads, etc.[/size'][/color][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Oh, you mean like back when members weren't thrown out the airlock for not having posts that were literary masterpieces? Back when some degree of lolspeak was permissible because the majority still thought it was cool? Back when there weren't half a dozen antediluvian members present who seemed to find it perforce to flaunt their longevity and perceived skill given the remotest hint of an opportunity, as if it were somehow indicative of rank? Ah. You mean back when this forum wasn't a gathering place for the pretentious. Yes. I'm sure you miss it. Don't we all.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][CENTER][IMG]http://www.ruki.flame-haze.net/BlogSS/cgr2-04/1.png[/IMG] Master Asia can destroy himself, if told.[/CENTER][/FONT]

[quote name='Desbreko][color=#4B0082']Girls with parasols are cuter than girls in hats.[/color][/quote] [FONT=Arial][CENTER]But girls with Vespas totally kick. [IMG]http://www.animegamersusa.com/istarimages/p/p-4510417171881!BI.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/FONT]

[CENTER][IMG]http://www.ryvondesigns.com/renders/alucard.jpg[/IMG] [FONT=Arial]Alucard called. He wants his hat back.[/FONT][/CENTER]

[FONT=Arial]A thousand to one odds are absolutely no problem. Jumping over a small rock, however, is completely impossible. Ammo is absorbed through the feet directly into the first available magazine, regardless of whether it is in a box or in a discarded gun. The hero never screams in pain when shot, even from close range. The best you'll get out of him is a grunt or a hiss. Bullets from sniper rifles leave vapor trails. Even the subsonic ones.[/FONT]

[quote name='haku877]Plus you cant tell if its Allamorph or not, he's sly, always changing, and [B]apparently loves purple[/B'].[/quote] [FONT=Arial]What? I have absolutely no clue where that idea came from. Unless you mean my sig, in which case may I inform you that the [I]bottom[/I] phrase is mine, and the [I]top[/I] phrase belongs to [COLOR=Indigo]Indi[/COLOR], who apparently loves purple.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Right, then. At the moment I'm not going to do much in the way of "Hey, this was great!" or "Hey, this . . . wasn't so great," because I have one really big tip for you. Don't ever copy-paste from Word. See, you're used to those convenient little indents that mark paragraphs and are pretty much standard in all literature, but them thangs don't just carry over here on the internets. What you need to do is go back and double-space all your paragraphs so people can see the separation and will be more likely to read past the first five words, or use that nifty BB code that Desbreko just added (see the announcement in any of the forum menus) on every paragraph. Really, it doesn't reflect on your story in a bad way, but it doesn't give it a good impression, either. It looks like a massive text block, so anyone who might have otherwise commented will probably just look at it and leave instead. Soon as you fix that, we can go from there. (^_^)[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Rifle bullets, meet Shell Bullet.[/FONT] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.geocities.com/lordroelon/Kazuma04.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]

[quote name='Aceburner][FONT="Comic Sans MS"']He was basically the same character for Holes and Transformers (Haven't seen any other ones, but I hear it's the same for Disturbia, too.) I agree that he was getting typecast for a while, but he did a pretty good job of breaking out of that shell in the new Indiana Jones.[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Arial]He was also the same in [I]Constantine [/I]and [I]I, Robot[/I], and Spielburg cast him for [I]Crystal Skull[/I] immediately because he wanted that character?an arrogant youthful foil to Indiana's mature wise side. In all likelihood he's a good actor, but people will only see that side of him now, much like Patrick Stewart is permanently Jean-Luc Picard and William Shatner is permanently Stutter Kirk. At any rate, Jonas is just more Disney mediocrity. 'Nuff said.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']What the Hell makes you think I don't read over the summer?![/quote] [FONT=Arial]Watch your language, squirt. You ain't big enough yet. :p[/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE="1"']As I recall, they are also accompanied by a stream of frustration wondering exactly why I can't get posts to come out under the 2500 word mark. Trust me it might be good for plot development but it's not that fun to be stuck writing for two or three hours on a single post. ^_^'[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Try six. Two or three hours means my post laid down fluidly. Gorblimey, it's fun when it's finished, though. :animesmil[/FONT]

[QUOTE=Dagger](Let me just mention that I've already gotten sniped, like, three times when I was about to reply to this thread. *shakes fist at Ikillion, Aceburner and Zen* :p) ~Dagger~[/QUOTE] [FONT=Arial]Speaking of sniping.....[/FONT] [CENTER][IMG]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9494/serasvictoriadp9.png[/IMG][/CENTER]

[quote name='Aceburner][FONT="Comic Sans MS"']I think if you go to 'advanced' under the edit post function you can fix the title yourself.[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Only after the first ten minutes of posting, if I recall correctly. Otherwise, yeah, go with what he said.[/FONT]